Mike Huckabee Nails It

I’ve been reading a lot of various reactions to the Obama-Reverend Wright story, which I don’t personally find all that interesting. There are plenty of reasons to reject the gay muslim crackhead which have nothing to do with whatever his preacher said. It’s pretty obvious by now to anyone paying any attention that Jeremiah Wright is more interested in promoting himself than helping or harming Obama’s chances. He’s just showboating, saying anything to get attention to himself, grandstanding for its own sake, and generally being a great big attention whore. I am not interested in feeding the crazy negro’s ego and lust for coverage.

But Mike Huckabee summed up the whole Wright business perfectly. Huck continues to demonstrate that he was the cream of the Republican presidential candidates this season, second only to Sam Brownback. Too bad we got stuck with Yawn McCain instead. Anyway, here’s Huck:

“His (Obama’s) campaign is not being derailed by his race, it’s being derailed by a person who doesn’t want him to prove that we have made great advances in this country,” Huckabee told reporters.

Wright has claimed AIDS was created by the U.S. government to kill “people of color” and that the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks were spurred by the United State’s “terrorism” against minorities at home and abroad.

“Jeremiah Wright needs for Obama to lose so he can justify his anger, his hostile bitterness against the United States of America,” Huckabee said.

The race pimps of the left rely heavily on the black vote. Without blacks as a voting bloc, the Democrat party would shrink to irrelevance. Democrats need to keep black folk on the liberal plantation in virtual slavery. To do this, they promote racist policies like affirmative action, welfare, substandard secular education, etc., which are chains designed to look like helping hands. These policies actually keep minorities down and reinforce dependence on their slave-masters in the Democrat party.

Colorblindness was achieved decades ago and actual “racism” is only found in history books. So the left tries to find and scream about “racism” everywhere all the time and they constantly gin up false controversies to keep blacks from realizing that they no longer need (and never really did) the Democrat policies that keep them from achieving the American dream.

Race pimps like Wright preach fear and despair to keep people in line. But as black folk continue to awaken from the hypnotic state they have been locked into for decades, they will flock to the Republican party, the party of hope, self-reliance, personal responsibility, family values and faith. The only thing keeping blacks on the liberal plantation is propaganda and dependence on handouts designed to keep them weak. And as the left gets more and more desperate, we will find more and more deadenders like Wright.

It’s pretty pathetic, isn’t it? Mike Huckabee is the first person I have read to so eloquently and succinctly expose Wright for what he is: a race pimp, scaremongering propagandist and leftist gatekeeper. Now that the curtain has been pulled back will black people finally free themselves from their Democrat slave-masters? Only time will tell.

Shed those chains and be free at last. The Republican party is waiting with open arms to welcome our brothers to the land of milk and honey. It’s better over here.

Update: Food for thought, B4B reader CammanFia makes this rather plausible observation.  And it dovetails nicely onto what Mike Huckabee said.

You know at this point I think Wright’s a Hillary supporter.

It sure would explain a lot, wouldn’t it?

— Psycheout

Voices Inside Her Head, Echoes of Things We Should Dread

Even liberal publications like The New Republic can’t stand Hilldog.

Meanwhile the irrelevant feminazis over at feministe get their pantsuits in a bunch over the hilarious TNR cover while ignoring that the cover story was written by…gasp…a woman!  Oh, the huMANity!  Jill gets all testy crying “I am woman, hear me roar!”

the misogynist crap she’s gotten throughout the election has made me a whole lot more sympathetic towards her.

Mis-o-gyn-ist?  What in the world is that?  Such a big word for a silly little girl to be using.  But instead of worrying about politics and not shaving your hairy legs you should be baking me a pie.

And it’s only one example of the nasty misogynistic attacks that have been directed at Clinton.

Please tell us more, as it’s getting late and we all need to get some quality sleep.  Better yet, you should check on that pie or it might burn and you’d have to bake another one.  So quit all that clucking and focus on the family.  You do have one, don’t you?

The only people crazier than Hitlery (and the feminazis) are the people who’d actually vote for the unhinged moonbattress in the general election.  Smart Republicans know this and that she cannot possibly win against McCain or even a fire hydrant.  That’s why they’re wisely crossing over and voting for the hellbeast in the primaries.

Even so, she’s not going to be the nominee, although it would be fun to watch the Democrat party implode were it to happen.  In a prolonged contest between the identical socialist party candidates, let’s root for injuries.

Is that pie ready yet, Jilly Jill?

— Psycheout

Hilldog Vows To Obliterate Iran

Although she is a serial liar like her philandering husband, at least she seems to have a firm grasp on foreign policy in the abstract. But would she have the balls to follow through or would she get all weepy like she did in New Hampshire? Well here’s the quote:

“I want the Iranians to know that if I’m the president we will attack Iran,” Clinton said.

And she elaborated further, adding that “we would be able to totally obliterate them.” Her campaign also put out an ad that included her pal, Osama bin Laden, stating “if you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.”

I might add, if you can take the heat, ma’am, then, with all due respect (none), bake me some cookies. I don’t think someone with the mood swings and hormonal instability that an obvious barking mad moonbat loon like Hillary has belongs in the Ovum Office. The office goes to someone based on merit, not gender or skin color. The Democrat party still hasn’t figured that out.

But at least she who must not be named has the right idea about Iran. Too bad for her McCain already beat her to it with his “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran” song.

The Clintons become more irrelevant every day. But if she somehow worms her way back into the White House, we can all pray that she has the courage to say “I’ve just signed legislation outlawing Iran forever. The bombing begins in 5 minutes.”

Meanwhile Barry Osama sobs, “Why can’t I just eat my waffle?” He further elaborated under his breath, “Leggo my Eggo.” Note to the crybaby: real Americans eat pancakes, not waffles, you elitist snob.

Democraps: can’t live with them, can live without them. Useless, the whole rancid, festering nest of them.

What say you?

Hat Tip: Hot Air.

— Psycheout

Hating Joe Lieberman

When I set out to choose a running mate, I said from the start that I had three simple tests:

First, and most importantly, I wanted someone who had the experience, the character, and the judgment to become President on a moment’s notice, should that ever become necessary.

Second, I wanted someone who could work with me as a partner – someone who shares my values, and believes in the promise of America — as I do.

And third, I wanted someone who would fight right alongside me for the people, not the powerful.

Joe Lieberman has the experience and the integrity. He has the courage and the commitment. And for all his public life, Joe Lieberman has stood for working families.

No one is better prepared to be Vice President of the United States.

Those are the words of Al Gore, spoken in Nashville, Tennessee, on August 8^th, 2000.

You know: the guy whom the Democrats are now begging to stop the slap fight between Clinton and Obama. Al Gore: the guy who won the Nobel Prize for Hot Air. He was just loving on Joe Lieberman back then.

So how did it come to pass that hating Joe Lieberman has become such a cottage industry that the most slack-jawed, doctrinaire, unoriginal, three-hits-per-week liberal blogger can now post “Lieberman Sucks!” and be rewarded with a Comments thread that the Huffington Post would envy?

I know: it must have happened later. Yes, 2005, it definitely must have happened in 2005.

November 29, 2005

Washington, DC — Today, Senators Clinton and Lieberman announced that they will introduce the Family Entertainment Protection Act when Congress reconvenes in two weeks.

No, it was 2006.

July 14, 2006

HARTFORD, Conn. –Former President Bill Clinton is sticking up for U.S. Sen. Joe Lieberman and his support of the Iraq war.

“If we allow our differences over what to do now in Iraq to divide us instead of focusing on replacing Republicans in Congress; that’s the nuttiest strategy I ever heard in my life,” Clinton told the nonprofit cultural organization.

Then it had to be in 2007. But, wait, Hillary Clinton voted for the Kyl-Lieberman amendment in September of 2007.

When did Joe Lieberman so change his essential nature that he now deserves the scorn of liberals? We have at least one of the Democrats running for president voting for his amendment just a few months ago.

“But, but, but, he endorsed McCaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!” “He’s campaigning for McCaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!”

So he is. A man with a lifelong record of supporting the Democratic party’s agenda is now working for the other party’s candidate. The man who was the object of Al Gore’s approbation as well as his choice for VP Went Over to the Other Side!

It couldn’t be that he’s just a little bit disgusted by both Hillary and Obama in their race to promise more and more of what they can’t and won’t deliver now could it? Nor could it be their unseemly and craven struggle to see who can raise the white flag highest and quickest in Iraq either. No, Joe Lieberman has just gone crazy. That’s it. No sense in looking at yourselves, Democrats. No sense in wasting a minute’s thought on why Joe Lieberman left the party after serving it for so many years.

Rock on Democrats! It’s going to be an interesting election for you.

Carter Hearts Hamas

Who’s Your Jihaddi?

Nobel laureate and America’s Dodderer-In-Chief Jimmy Carter’s recent rush into the arms of the terrorist group Hamas does not bode well for the Democrat party this Fall. Carter’s whirlwind Terrorists Need Love Too tour next touches down in Cairo where he’ll meet with Hamas leaders from Gaza. After that, a meeting with Hamas top official, Khaled Mashaal, in sunny, terrorist-loving Syria. As part of the ceremonies, Mashaal will present Carter with an autographed suicide belt – something the Democrats may well need for a painless exit from their doomed lurch at the White House as one of the senior members of their party rushes repeatedly and publicly into the arms of America’s implacable enemies.

This isn’t the first time that Carter has shown questionable judgment. In 1977 he negotiated and signed the Panama Canal Treaties which turned over a strategic US asset to corrupt Panamanian military dictator Omar Torrijos.

The Nobel Peace Prize is not a license to meddle. Thinking people may well question why someone who was awarded a prize for peace chooses to spend his time with thugs who are committed to nihilistic destruction and mayhem.

Obambi Gives America the Finger

Not content with insulting rural Americans and middle America, now Obama has given the middle finger to the entire nation.

Nice going, Barry.  That’ll really help your chances.  /sarc

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B4B Exclusive: I Agree with B. Hussein Obama

In tonight’s Democrat debate, Barry Obama said that the mentally deranged should not have guns. I agree. DemocRATs should not be allowed to own guns. Political affiliation should be required on the form when buying a gun, even a cap gun. If you’re a Republican, you get extra ammo for free. Fair’s fair.

I realize that this may not be popular, but Barry Islamobama (credit due to Psycheout) is right. Don’t let it be said that Blogs 4 Brownback is not fair. When a LIEberal DemocRAT is right, on that very rare occasion, B4B gives him props. So good for you, you gay homo crackhead muslim elitist snob, you got one right.

And it also became clear tonight that Shrillary is the anti-Mary, since she can’t possibly be the anti-Christ, not without a transgender operation, which would be a sin against God. Come to think of it, [s]he may already have had one. Discuss, if you dare.

Update: Hitlery just affirmed her support of affirmative inaction. If she really did, she’d have conceded to the gay negro voodoo priest, Barry Hussein Osama, weeks ago. Is she a liar or what?

Update 2: Doesn’t Shrillary look like a lesbian dyke tonight? No wonder she killed Vince Foster. He probably witnessed one of her many gay lesbian orgy blood sex rituals. Remember Elizabeth Bathory?

Update 3: Hitlery (aka She-Ra-Mamon-Lesbos) praised Reagan and Bush tonight. Who in the world is she trying to fool? She probably hired John Hinckley, Jr who was trying to impress Jodie Foster who played a whore in Taxi Driver. Hitlery is a gay lesbian whore who bathes in virgin blood to look young (too bad it doesn’t work). Coincidence? I think not.

Update 4: Obama said “bottom up.” Is he gay? Probably. Discuss your theories here.

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Latest Clinton Ad Having Little Impact

Feminazi Hitlery Clinton continues to go on the attack over Barry Osama’s elitist attack on rural folk who he looks down his nose at and it continues to have little or no impact. In fact she was recently booed off the stage for even bringing it up. The Clintons have always been very skilled at the art of political mudslinging and character assassination, but pointing out again and again and again and again and again that Obama is an elitist snob who thinks rural folk are morons isn’t scoring points for the other elitist snob, Hillary Clinton. Why? That’s simple.

Most Democrats already hate rural folks anyway, so they largely agree with the hellbeast on this one. But Shrillary seems to have forgotten that she is not running for the Republican nomination. If she were, the issue of what Islamobama said would have a lot more impact. But she’s not. And she seems to be less interested in running against John McCain than she does against Barry. In fact it seems like she’s trying take down her Democrat party opponent as if he were Vince Foster or one of the many other corpses buried by the Clinton death squads over the years.

Hillary Clinton’s Latest Ad

Hillary is using the right strategy against the wrong opponent. Perhaps she is vying for the VP slot for John McCain. She certainly seems more interested in destroying Barry than her good friend JMac. But she can’t help it, she’s a Clinton, and that’s what these people have always been about. They are just as vicious and evil against their friends, if not more so, than they are against their enemies.

The Clintons would probably kill everyone in the United States if it meant that her shrillness could take her “rightful” place in the White House. It’s really sad, isn’t it? Billary has spent too long in the bowl that is American politics. It’s time to flush her down.

In the meantime someone needs to call animal control and rescue. Somebody needs to stop Hillary from beating that poor dead horse. Have you at long last no shame you vile feminazi? Sadly no.

B4B Fact: Those who “cling to” guns and religion don’t vote for DemocRATs anyway, as voters know that liberals want to take those things away.  It’s a fact.

— Psycheout

SNOBama

It’s official.

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Hill’ry’s Got a Gun

If this doesn’t scare you nothing will. Hillary’s got a gun. Run!

At least her highness isn’t a snobby elitist like Islamobama.

After a weekend spent making direct appeals to gun owners and church goers, Hillary Clinton said Sunday a query about the last time she fired a gun or attended church services “is not a relevant question in this debate” over Barack Obama’s recent comments on small town Americans.

“We can answer that some other time,” Clinton said at a press conference held in a working class neighborhood here. “This is about what people feel is being said about them. I went to church on Easter. I mean, so?”

“I mean, so?” Ha ha, take that Homobamamorons! What do you folks think about a McCain/Clinton unity ticket? I’d prefer Brownback/Huckabee myself.

See also: More horror.

Moar see also: I dunno why, but this reminds me so much of Mittens Romney.

Consider this an open thread. You know what to do.

— Psycheout

Great Moments in Bad Photoshop (Or Something)

The liberal defeatocrats and America hating loons are constantly trying to embarrass our fine leaders. Whether it’s cutting up President Bush’s speeches to make it sound like he’s misspeaking or blowing all out of proportion a minor misstatement. They have also cruelly attacked Vice President Cheney, claiming that he was trying to divide up Iraq and steal its oil, a nutty conspiracy theory to be sure, and made up an incident out of whole cloth, claiming that he said a bad word on the Senate floor, when he simply wished Senator Leaky Leahy the best of luck even after being provoked by the man. “Good luck, yourself,” said the amiable Vice President with a broad smile on his rugged face. For the record, Vice President Cheney would never lie, drink, smoke or gamble. And he would absolutely never curse. He is a very moral man.

Here’s the latest ridiculous attack on Dick Cheney. It’s so bad it’s laughable, but I bet it still hurts his feelings. And think of his family, you jerks, before spreading around manure like this.

If you squint at it, you’re supposed to see an unclothed lady in the reflection of Richard’s sunglasses. I don’t think so. Vice President Cheney would never look at a naked lady, unless it was his beautiful wife. Besides, it’s clearly a reflection of an arm holding a rod, which is exactly what the White House says it is.

So give it up, libbies. You cannot smear this wonderful warm man, perhaps the best Vice President ever. Just stop it. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Go back to burning and defecating on Old Glory and leave our honorable leaders alone. Jerks.

— Psycheout

FBI: Joe Lieberman Is a Fool or a Liar, or Both

During the 2006 primary campaign, before the longtime liberal Senator and unprincipled turncoat switched from Democrat to Independent (for political and ego reasons), Joe Lieberman was fighting for his political life. Anti-war loon and Kos Kidz Kandidate, Neddy Lamont, was poised to oust the Senator in the upset of the season. And then something silly happened. The day before the hotly contested primary vote, Joe’s humbly named campaign site, joe2006.com, went down in flames. It crashed. Hard.

The Lieberman campaign squealed foul, blaming Neddy’s campaign of nasty and uncivil shenanigans. Lieberman’s campaign squawked and squawked, demanding that Neddy cease and desist these horrible attacks on poor little Joey’s lame website. Some voters may have been driven to pity poor Joe and perhaps even vote for him, but not enough. Others were likely turned off by Joe’s manly tears. An FBI investigation was launched. Joe switched parties rather than admit defeat when Neddy got more votes in the primary. And the story faded away.  Until now.

At last we have the answer. And the answer should come as little surprise.  The crash was caused by…drumroll please…Joe Lieberman’s campaign itself!

“The server that hosted the joe2006.com Web site failed because it was overutilized and misconfigured. There was no evidence of (an) attack.”

So much for that. Joe Lieberman is easily the cream of the liberal crop. He actually has supported our nation and her troops when she and they needed him to do so. But a liberal cannot change his spots. If even Joey Lieberman can’t be trusted, what does that say about the rest of the liberal scoundrels?

The name “Sore Loserman” really does fit.  Truly pathetic.

— Psycheout

Support Ranty Rhodes

I know this is a controversial stance to take and Randi Rhodes is a tiny fish in the vast sea of talk radio. But she is a rather large trout in the cesspool that is lieberal talk. Yet B4B readers are well aware that B4B never shies away from controversy when the truth itself is controversial.

The story: Ranty has been suspended indefinitely for daring to criticize her highness Hillary Clinton and has-been never-was Geraldine Ferraro. Don’t we have free speech in this country anymore? Not if you dare go against the Clinton dynasty. Here’s some of what this vulgarian and radio talker said that got her into trouble once again:

During what was an apparent stand-up routine, Rhodes attacked Ferraro, the former vice presidential candidate, for saying that Clinton rival Barack Obama has benefited in the Democratic presidential race because he is black.”Geraldine Ferraro turned out to be the David Duke in drag. Who knew?” Rhodes said to laughter. “What a whore Geraldine Ferraro is, she’s such a f*****g whore.”

A few minutes later, Rhodes said”Hillary is a big f*****g whore too.” She then suggested Clinton was trying to force her way into the Democratic nomination by manipulating pledged delegates. “Oh, f**k you, okay, f**k you,” she said.

All right. I know what you’re thinking. This is not appropriate language to use in public. And I’m with you. I agree totally. No doubt about it. The f-word does turn my stomach. Yet this is precisely how leftists talk. Profanity laced gibberish is their stock and trade. They’re used to filth, they revel in it, they celebrate it, they roll around in it, they literally reek of it. That’s why we have to constantly edit the comments submitted by rabid libbies who gleefully and without courteous self-restraint vomit their filth in our comment threads on a daily basis.

But, really, let’s be honest here. What’s wrong with Ranty’s substance, what little there is? Hitlery is a a whore. And so is that old hag Ferarri. Rhodes should be rewarded for “speaking truth to power” here. I thought that was a lefty mantra, along with “no blood for oil.”

Ferraro said Rhodes should be fired.

Two words: shut up, you old bag. Geraldine should pack it in and reread her entry in “Who’s Nobody.” She’s as relevant today as ever: not at all.

And there is absolutely nothing inherently wrong with calling Democrats “whores.” They are. Every single one. And it’s a G-d given right to point out the obvious truth, even if some people are uncomfortable with it. We do this every day (except Sunday) here at B4B. Well, we try.

But if you support free speech and believe in the Constitution as written (not as interpreted by liberal activist judges) you should support Randi Rhodes, even if she is a shrill, unhinged and utterly repulsive human being.

— Psycheout

Wife of Cannibalism Advocate Backs Barrack

It should come as no surprise that a day after liberal loon Ted “the cannibal” Turner celebrates the cannibalism lifestyle choice, his wife and longtime America hater, Hanoi Jane Fonda throws her support behind B. Hussein Obama. What does she know that the rest of us don’t?

I suspect that the Viet Cong’s former PR person respects the fact that Osama has pledged to chat with and surrender to our enemies on day one should he ever worm his way into the White House. What do you folks think?

Update: Former Republican, turncoat and Obama fanboy John Cole is getting nervous.  Buyer’s remorse, John?

— Psycheout

Crazy Ted Turner Advocates Cannibalism!

The crazy libbie who founded the Clinton News Network and married uber lib, feminazi and Viet Cong lover Hanoi Jane “Barbarella” Fonda has finally and totally snapped. Not only does he praise America’s enemies as “patriots” (like any good leftist) but suggests that cannibalism is the appropriate response to the fictional threat of so-called “global warming.”

Interviewed Tuesday for Charlie Rose’s PBS show, CNN founder Ted Turner argued that inaction on global warming “will be catastrophic” and those who don’t die “will be cannibals.”

Incredible? This is the natural reaction for a person with no moral compass. Why greet your neighbor when you can eat your neighbor? And just listen to how cold he is about shattering this long-standing taboo.

Not doing it will be catastrophic. We’ll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.

No, Teddy. Abandoning our humanity would be catastrophic, you loon!

He also applied moral equivalence in describing Iraqi insurgents as “patriots” who simply “don’t like us because we’ve invaded their country.”

Uh huh. We weren’t even in Iraq when the terrorists bombed the WTC and the Pentagon. Didn’t you watch CNN on 9/11, Ted?

The liberal mind inaction is a terrible thing to witness, isn’t it?

Update: More madness from AllahPundit at the always insightful Hot Air.

— Psycheout