Blogs 4 Brownback Spam Policy
Spammers need to be tortured and killed. You are not welcome here (on this planet). We can’t wait until you roast in the fires of hell you worthless disgusting parasites.
100+ spam comments a day is not acceptable. You all deserve to be killed. The sooner the better, you worthless scum.
— The B4B Team
Blogs 4 Brownback 
Be careful that it’s not just spam. Someone has been trying to hack into my blog as well as post a malcious computer code. I have banned the person(s) responsible and reported them to everyone I could. It is Liberals I tell you! When Sam Brownback is President he will have these heathens shipped off to Siberia!
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 4, 2007 @ 6:59 pm |
I wrote several posts on the subject a while ago, and was amazed at how many liberals chimed in in favor of spammers. Apparently, liberals like everything evil. Liberals probably support kidney stones, too.
Comment by Sisyphus — July 4, 2007 @ 7:29 pm |
Spamming is wrong, ok? The end. It doesn’t matter if you’re Liberal or Conservative….people everywhere dislike spam. And wishing the torture and death of someone is not Biblical. Thought you’d like to know.
Why Siberia? And Sam won’t be the president….and much less can he ship people out of the country that are legal citizens. I think we’re back to this learning of Government and Politics……
Comment by La Mona — July 5, 2007 @ 9:42 pm |
Stupid spam of the day:
Sounds like a foreigner who can’t even feign proficiency in the English language. It’s worse than the guy at the local 7-11.
Comment by Psycheout — July 5, 2007 @ 11:48 pm |
After advertizing midget porn, girls who poop and viagra, today’s spammer of the day added this mea culpa:
Sorry, loser and pervert, we do hold a harm, whatever that means. Now do the world a favor and promptly drop dead.
The runner up added this sad footnote, after dozens of links to pictures of girls with p*n*ses:
You should be detained, in Gitmo, or rendered extremely. Why don’t these sinners just die already?
But it was friendly chat at first:
Whatever, punk.
Comment by Psycheout — July 6, 2007 @ 9:15 pm |
Lame spam of the day:
It then went on to list a lot of locales and outfits that girls could be seen defecating in. No thanks, sinner. Your mere existence makes me want to vomit my guts out. Please cut yourself a slice of throat.
Runner up:
No thanks, sicko. Do you wonder what your insides look like? I’d be happy to show you.
Comment by Psycheout — July 11, 2007 @ 4:09 pm |
Lame spam of the afternoon:
Wow, what will they think of next? Girls doing needlepoint? Girls serving freedom fries?
Comment by Psycheout — July 13, 2007 @ 2:39 pm |
Idiotic spam of the day:
That doesn’t seem so bad does it? Except in the original comment (on a post several months old), each word linked to a different porn page or viagra/cialis/etc page on the spammer’s website. We’re not going to let you get away with it, dummy. I hope you get carpal tunnel syndrome typing all that garbage. And I hope it’s fatal.
Comment by Psycheout — July 16, 2007 @ 5:32 am |
In the same thread, which was about Fred Thompson (Actor for President Open Thread), came this nonsense:
What do I think? I think you’re a jerk. Die already.
Comment by Psycheout — July 16, 2007 @ 5:37 am |
Hal the spammer had this to say today:
Well, hey! Way to get on our good side, Hal. Fortunately he redeemed himself by posting a bunch of porn links. Nothing makes up for rudeness than pictures of girls defecating.
Thanks, Hal! You’re a class act.
Comment by Psycheout — July 16, 2007 @ 6:31 pm |
A nice little waif of a spammer going by the name of Laura commented thusly:
Yea indeed we shall, yea shall we reap a bountiful harvest of “tinkle” porn which you have attempted to sow in our comment thread. Fortunately we saw through your ploy and deleted your worthless spam posthaste.
And “Hatty” was nice enough to bless us with this wisdom:
…before linking to pictures of anal sex. How very nice.
Go away and die, you worthless scumbuckets.
Comment by Psycheout — July 17, 2007 @ 12:52 am |
Matilda was nice enough to present us with these words of wisdom:
Wow, how deep. Then she kindly linked to a bunch of lesbian porn. How very kind of her. What a sweetheart.
Matilda, if I knew where you were going to fall, I’d happily lay down a bed of nails. Die, you sick freak!
Comment by Psycheout — July 17, 2007 @ 11:18 pm |
Dorothy imparted this wisdom to us:
And then she kindly linked to a bunch of porno mating pictures. Thanks Dorothy, you ignorant slut. It seems you’re not in Kansas anymore. Indeed, it would appear that you have relocated to Sodom and Gomorrah.
Comment by Psycheout — July 18, 2007 @ 2:48 pm |
This entire site – in particular, the views expressed by it’s owners – is spam!!!!
[Ed Note: What a ridiculous comment. We don’t try to send you to stupid porn sites.]
Comment by Stephen Dyrgas — July 19, 2007 @ 11:58 am |
Nameless moron had this idiocy to spout:
…before linking to a menagerie of porn sites. Thanks, nameless idiot. Is your name Stephen by any chance?
Comment by Psycheout — July 19, 2007 @ 10:49 pm |
[Ed Note: What a ridiculous comment. We don’t try to send you to stupid porn sites.]
Ridiculous? Why, just because I don’t agree with your crap? And what’s your obsession with porn? I’ve never brought porn into this site yet all of you religious fanatics keep talking about it. Time for all of you to come out of the closet!!
Comment by Stephen Dyrgas — July 21, 2007 @ 6:01 pm |
So, who exactly among you agree with this notion?
[Ed Note: All of us, dummy. Please don’t bother to defend comment spam.]
Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 24, 2007 @ 1:34 pm |
[Ed Note: All of us, dummy. Please don’t bother to defend comment spam.]
Oh, that’s cute.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 25, 2007 @ 2:17 pm |
“Be careful that it’s not just spam. Someone has been trying to hack into my blog as well as post a malcious computer code. I have banned the person(s) responsible and reported them to everyone I could. It is Liberals I tell you! When Sam Brownback is President he will have these heathens shipped off to Siberia!”
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, go back to whatever planet you come from originally.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 26, 2007 @ 8:14 am |
Today a comment spammer left a link for taking craps online. Sick.
Comment by Psycheout — July 26, 2007 @ 11:54 am |
Huh, the site just seems to attract crap.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 26, 2007 @ 7:59 pm |
Essay by comment spammer:
Then he helpfully linked to a bunch of porn and dating sites. Thanks djoni69! Hopefully Satan will keep the fires of hell especially hot for scum like you. Toast a marshmallow for B4B!
Comment by Psycheout — July 26, 2007 @ 11:03 pm |
Bonus spam for another tenant in Satan’s Hades Apartments.
I have no idea what this sick bastard is dribbling about, but he’s a real scumbag who certainly deserves to roast in hell’s kitchen. Die, pig!
Comment by Psycheout — July 26, 2007 @ 11:08 pm |
I have no idea what any of this means, but it’s obvious that this spammer deserves to be killed.
Comment by Psycheout — July 26, 2007 @ 11:11 pm |
Oh yeah! I remember my favorite Biblical passage where it specifically states that writing in a language other than English deserves death by Psycheout’s already blood-covered hands. Because, you know, they had English back then.
Tell us about how Jesus spoke English, Psyche.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 27, 2007 @ 2:00 pm |
Today’s idiotic spammer of the day, Nikhold, is a total fool.
You learn you good English, yes? Me love you long time. You die slow and painful death, yes? Do you not deserve it, no? Has seen never so much fool a. Do not please harm a hold.
Comment by Psycheout — July 29, 2007 @ 10:23 pm |
Today’s featured spammer had this to say:
before linking to porn. The reply is obvious.
Comment by Psycheout — August 2, 2007 @ 1:10 am |
Clever (and deleted) spambot of the day is this jerk:
Tee hee, we deleted your crap. This is only a test. LOL!
Comment by Psycheout — August 11, 2007 @ 3:31 pm |
Yes, spammers are annoying. VERY ANNOYING!
Still no reason to kill em. Just find em and sentence them to be never ever ever be allowed to access the internet again. No bloodspilling, another human forced to get a proper job and a problem solved. 😉
Comment by PG — August 13, 2007 @ 2:21 pm |
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Spammer Fuerienig should have chosen the name Sybil:
Nobody welcomed you.
We’re not. Go away.
What are you babbling about?
Who is Purplemoon?
Please stay in the barn and don’t update us on your further activities.
Please don’t.
Apparently you changed your name. I hope you die soon.
Comment by Psycheout — August 21, 2007 @ 8:16 pm |
Demens had this to say (over and over again):
Do you play with Lincoln Logs?
Comment by Psycheout — August 29, 2007 @ 5:14 pm |
Before linking to a bunch of viagra and cialis sites, this spammer had a helpful hint:
It’s called captcha, you moron. This comment was posted dozens of times, but was thankfully caught in the spam filter.
Comment by Psycheout — August 29, 2007 @ 5:21 pm |
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Comment by Anonymous — September 30, 2007 @ 2:38 pm |
“How do I ate babies?”
-Raptor Jesus
EXTINCTION FOR OUR SINS
Comment by Anonymoose — October 1, 2007 @ 12:01 am |
this website is a bunch of lies your all gay faggots die already cartoons dont make people kill people its the news not anime so shut up and die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Ed Note: Well said. I guess…. Anyone around here with an IQ higher than room temperature?]
Comment by kaizoku — October 1, 2007 @ 12:40 am |
I’m afraid that when you wish someone death and hell, you can’t get back anything else than spam. You know, spilling fuel on fire, that kind of stuff…
Comment by Anon — October 2, 2007 @ 2:50 pm |
“We can’t wait until you roast in the fires of hell you worthless disgusting parasites.”
It’s a good thing hell is just a jesus freak’s fairy tale to scare children.
Comment by God is a Fag — October 20, 2007 @ 1:05 am |
“Spammers need to be tortured and killed. You are not welcome here (on this planet). We can’t wait until you roast in the fires of hell you worthless disgusting parasites.”
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HELL.
This is quite possibly the dumbest website I’ve ever been too… Why did you even make a Blog? You know that blogs are a product of Science right? Science is that thing that you so adamantly oppose by hitting it with your little bible. Go do something more productive stupid Christians.
Comment by Ranman — October 24, 2007 @ 11:38 pm |
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POAST
Comment by Anonymous — November 13, 2007 @ 10:24 pm |
DESU x 1,000,000
[Ed Note: You’re a jerk. It was funny the first three times. After that, you can just go die.]
Comment by Suiseiseki — November 14, 2007 @ 3:33 am |
I have a 12 year old sister, and she has loved me over for life. About three months ago she started getting into anime when i lent her my copy of Spirited Away to watch with her friend. Ever since she has been bugging me to watch some of my anime, Ive lent her some stuff, but a lot of what I have really isnt for kids so I cant lend it to her, but I can hardly tell her its porn.
Well this past friday I was sitting in bed with nothing but a shirt on, watching Bible Black, and fapping away when all of a sudden I hear my door start to open. Panicking I quickly threw my sheets over my lower body, just in time for my sister to poke her head in and ask me what I was doing, She saw the TV and realised I was watching anime and walked in, lucky for me it wasnt a sex scene or she would have known what I was watching. She climbed on to my bed, “can I watch” she asked. of course I said no, but she persisted even after I told her it wasnt for kids. I made her promise not to tell my Mom and explained to her that it was anime where people had sex, and that I really didn’t think it was appropriate for her to watch. Even still she wouldn’t leave, now threatening to tell my mom that I had hentai if I didn’t let her watch. (Im 18 but my parents said they’ll kick me out if I bring porn into the house) I VERY reluctantly agreed to let her stay. BIG MISTAKE.
The first thing she does is slide underneath my blanket next to me, not realizing I wasnt wearing pants or that my member was hard underneath the bunched up sheets. I pushed play on the movie again and it quickly turned into a sex scene, which my little sister started asking awkward questions throughout. It was horrible, not only could I not enjoy the movie, but if I got up to leave or anything she would see my raging thinggy, I was stuck. After the episode ended my sister turned to me and asked me “have you ever had sex Sean?” I told it her it was none of her business and she giggled and told me she doubted it because I was fat and never had any girlfriends. I said “fine, Ive never had sex. happy?” she just kind of smiled and said “do you want to?”. My heart stopped. “what… with you?” I could barely believe it. “yeah” she said it as if it were no big deal “that movie made me want to try it”. I was at a horrible crossroads, I could see three outcomes, say no and probably remain a virgin the rest of my life, say yes and have her laugh at me then tell my mom, or say yes and perhaps have sex for what might my only time ever. Now Im no pedo, but my sister is pretty hot for a twelve year old, her hips are just starting to develop and she had small perky breasts that were very nicely shaped, plus I was (and still am) convinced that this would be my only chance to make it with a female. “Okay…” I said it reluctantly. She smiled and pulled back the covers to reveal my hamster, still hard as heck and practically throbbing with stuff, she looked at it awkwardly and then reached out one hand to touch it, then put her other hand on my elbow and started to stroke. I then abruptly stopped writing this story and left you all with blue fingers.
[Ed Note: You’re a sick pervert and a horrible writer. Give it up, loser. Your punchline stunk.]
Comment by Anonymous — November 14, 2007 @ 3:36 am |
Day 1
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Day 2
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I’m not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Day 3
You know what Mommy, I’m a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don’t like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can’t hear me.
Day 4
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Day 5
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I’m not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what’s abortion?
Day 6
I can hear the black guys again they dont sound nice. theyre coming for me. theyre gonna fight me. but im ready. i got my GLOCK NIGGA. so when i got home after glocking those niggas my mum told me i’d be moving in with my aunty in bel air
Day 7
Mommy, I am okay. i am in bel air with my aunty now. she told me why you didnt want me you spiteful bitch
Comment by Fresh Prince — November 14, 2007 @ 3:37 am |
Did you know that there is actually a guy who sends out fake spam? It does not actually go to viruses, stores, identity theft, whatever, just some guy who figured that any email at all would actually make someone feel mroe wanted than nothing.
Interesting to me.
Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — November 14, 2007 @ 6:50 pm |
You do realize that alot of this stuff that these spammers are sending you is from ebaumsworld, right?
Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — November 14, 2007 @ 6:56 pm |
Finally, a vile spammer (who should rightfully be killed) who I can agree with!
Yep. Sounds crazy for me too, dude!
As for you jerkwads from China who keep spamming us at least 100 times per day with links to sites about cars or car parts or whatever the heck you’re trying to flog: you’ll never get through. So why don’t you just give it up?
Most favored nation status? Not if I can help it.
Comment by Psycheout — November 15, 2007 @ 8:41 am |
So much for the erronious claim that this is a family oriented sight.
[Ed Note: Sight? That spam comment is actually one of the milder ones. Certainly milder than several of your profanity laced comments….]
Comment by Spacebrother — November 15, 2007 @ 10:23 am |
Just admit it, you idiots think everyone should be killed unless they agree with you.
And you still say you are Christians? If a single one of you really believed what you said you would be in a hospital for the criminally insane.
Comment by Arn Lewis — November 15, 2007 @ 10:46 am |
Spammer of the day!
no respeck bad Ameriki Englush. Go skule back. No pronies here.
Comment by Psycheout — November 16, 2007 @ 12:23 am |
Here’s the latest nonsense comment that spammers are testing out to try and get through the spam filter. It’s pathetic.
Bye all! I flag you as spam and toss your comment out of here. What do you think about that? When it happens? I hope it makes you cry, losers.
Comment by Psycheout — November 20, 2007 @ 10:13 am |
[Ed Note: Sight? That spam comment is actually one of the milder ones. Certainly milder than several of your profanity laced comments….]
The only reason that I’ve reduced myself to profanity is because my posts are frequently altered.
Comment by Spacebrother — November 20, 2007 @ 10:31 am |
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One of those fake blogs that routinely steal our content actually made a funny.
“Racists & Fascists for Ron Paul?” Hahaha! Hilarious!
Sorry, but I’m still not going to allow your trackback.
Comment by Psycheout — November 28, 2007 @ 10:14 pm |
The prostate cancer ones are awful. Shouldn’t they be going to Rudy? At least advertisment is better than socialized medicine.
Comment by Bob_Corker — December 9, 2007 @ 6:59 pm |
Yeah, I believe this one. Thanks again, spam filter!
No, moron, I don’t. “Engrossing” is a good quality which has nothing to do with the length of an article. There’s no relation between those two qualities.
Nice attempt to suck up to blog authors with a generic comment that says nothing about anything so could be put in any thread on any topic. The only point of the comment of course is to provide a link back to the spammer’s pathetic website that serves up porn, spyware, viruses and most importantly ADS! But it’s still a big fail.
The people who draft comments for spambots are incredibly poor writers. And to think the above comment will be submitted to thousands, perhaps tens of thousands of comment threads. It boggles the mind. Take pride in your work, you worthless scum.
Comment by Psycheout — December 24, 2007 @ 7:35 am |
What the heck is this?
““We controlled the boards,” said Pointers roll past Jeeps, 66-29SOUTH POINT — They got the job done in all phases.”
I can’t believe liberals stand up for these kinds of people. Public stonings are the only way to alleviate these viruses.
Comment by bobcorker — January 13, 2008 @ 12:29 am |
Is your name really Michael, Psycheout? Oh Lord, do I seriously have to share my name with you?
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 13, 2008 @ 3:30 am |
You deserve all the spam you’re getting, you fail-trolls.
Did you know that /b/tards, /i/nsurgents, and EDiots are targeting your site? That’s because you provide lots of lulz for them.
I’ve got an idea, why don’t you write about Encyclopedia Dramatica? The site is racist and they make fun of Christians!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Christian
Comment by Mickey!!tZlcxhsXJx5 — February 29, 2008 @ 9:17 am |
ahahahaaahahaa… you suck.
Comment by lulz — October 13, 2008 @ 8:45 am |
Haha Psycheout Didnt you know that the ENGLISH who are Foreigners Made the english language, yes the one that you speak. OMG!
Comment by Spamalot — October 29, 2008 @ 9:49 am |
This sounds more and more like a joke. But, somehow, I don’t doubt that a person could be this disgraceful. Therefore, if I were one to believe in the death penalty, I would say alas you are the one who should die, my friend, not I. But, since I don’t, I just think you should donate all parts of your body to someone who deserves them, except your brain (and probably your heart), which should be incinerated before it causes any more damage. Good luck with that. 🙂
Comment by Prince — January 8, 2009 @ 10:45 am |
I honestly do not know what to say. You people and your ignorance have brought me to tears.
Comment by Proud Australian — July 31, 2013 @ 6:25 am |