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April 13, 2008

Hill’ry’s Got a Gun

Filed under: Democratic Idiocy — Psycheout @ 5:05 pm

If this doesn’t scare you nothing will. Hillary’s got a gun. Run!

Hill\'ry\'s Got a Gun

At least her highness isn’t a snobby elitist like Islamobama.

After a weekend spent making direct appeals to gun owners and church goers, Hillary Clinton said Sunday a query about the last time she fired a gun or attended church services “is not a relevant question in this debate” over Barack Obama’s recent comments on small town Americans.

“We can answer that some other time,” Clinton said at a press conference held in a working class neighborhood here. “This is about what people feel is being said about them. I went to church on Easter. I mean, so?”

“I mean, so?” Ha ha, take that Homobamamorons! What do you folks think about a McCain/Clinton unity ticket? I’d prefer Brownback/Huckabee myself.

See also: More horror.

Moar see also: I dunno why, but this reminds me so much of Mittens Romney.

Consider this an open thread. You know what to do.

— Psycheout

29 Comments »

  1. That’s one bad shoop.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 13, 2008 @ 6:52 pm | Reply

  2. Hooooo – It was homecoming night at my high school
    Hooooo – Everyone was there, it was totally cool
    Hooooo – I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
    Hooooo – ‘Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen

    She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
    Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
    Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
    She looked straight out of Disneyland

    You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
    ticket
    The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
    I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
    The band was playing Evergreen
    And all of a sudden somebody screamed

    Look out! The homecoming queen’s got a gun!

    {Refrain}
    Everybody run, the homecoming queen’s got a gun
    Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

    Debbie’s smiling and waving her gun
    Picking off cheerleaders one by one
    Oh Buffie’s pompom just blew to bits
    Oh no, Mitzie’s head just did the splits
    God, my best friend’s on a shooting spree
    Stop it, Debbie, you’re embarrassing me
    How could you do what you just did
    Are you having a really bad period

    {Refrain}

    Stop Debbie, you’re making a mess
    Powder burns all over your dress

    An hour later the cops arrived
    By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
    You wouldn’t believe what they brought to stop her
    Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
    “Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float”
    Debbie didn’t listen to what the cop said
    She aimed and fired and now the math teacher’s dead
    Oh it’s really sad but kind of a relief
    I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

    {Refrain}

    Debbie’s really having a blast
    She’s wasting half of the class

    The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
    I tried to scream “duck” but it stuck in my throat
    She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
    But I was crying so hard I couldn’t work my Instamatic
    I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
    What made her do it, why’d she freak out
    I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
    I knew then the end was near

    So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, “Debbie, why’d you do it?” She raised her head, smiled, and said “I – I did it for Johnny.” Johnny? Well like who’s Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who’s Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who’s Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we’ll never know who Johnny was because like she’s dead.

    Everybody run, the homecoming queen’s got a gun
    Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
    Everybody run
    Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 13, 2008 @ 8:57 pm | Reply

  3. Way to flip-flop, Psycheout. What happened to “Hitlery”?

    Mind, I always suspected you hated Obama more, due to being black(and intelligent).

    Psycheout once again assumes his most popular position: on his knees, mouth open wide, prepared to receive holy word.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 13, 2008 @ 11:02 pm | Reply

  4. “Psycheout once again assumes his most popular position: on his knees, mouth open wide, prepared to receive holy word.”
    Usually when people talk about ‘the lord being inside me,’ that’s now what they mean. Then again, we can never be certain around Psycheout.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 13, 2008 @ 11:18 pm | Reply

  5. Well I haven’t visited this site for a while and I can honestly say that I miss the Sis. He would have at least used photoshop to change the skin tone on the hand to match her face. I also know that he would have at least done a better job on the photoshop of the neck. I am disappointed

    Comment by Phil — April 14, 2008 @ 3:57 am | Reply

  6. Hmmmm, wonder how she ended up with Charlton Heston’s hand.

    Comment by Arn — April 14, 2008 @ 6:50 am | Reply

  7. I doubt Psycheout did that picture himself. Otherwise we’d see an MS Paint copypaste even worse than the one posted.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 14, 2008 @ 11:39 am | Reply

  8. The pic of her face looks like the same pic someone else used to do another PS called shot through the twat.

    Comment by Arn — April 14, 2008 @ 1:16 pm | Reply

  9. My vote for bad post of the day… Islamobama? McCain/Clinton for a unity ticket? How could you have a unity ticket leaving Obama who has the most votes off? Are you against Democracy? Brownback/Huckabee a unity ticket? I guess it would unite the creationists and the homophobias and maybe make it to 1% of the votes in a general election.

    Comment by MJ "revoltingpawn" — April 14, 2008 @ 2:36 pm | Reply

  10. This looks photoshopped. I can tell by some stray pixels and having seen many photoshops in my day

    Comment by eBaums Fag — April 14, 2008 @ 5:21 pm | Reply

  11. I’ve seen bad photoshops before, but this easily takes the cake. You can still see the neck of the old guy(?) under Hillary’s head!

    Now please excuse me while I hold back the vomit.

    Comment by Tinlion — April 14, 2008 @ 5:23 pm | Reply

  12. Are you against Democracy?

    Does this question even need to be asked of B4B? They’ve cried for nukes to strike America so they can build a monarchy.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 14, 2008 @ 9:09 pm | Reply

  13. Not relevant? How is the question when the last time Hilldog Klinton fired a gun or went to church not relevant? We Americans have the right to know if our candidates share our values so as a Christian I demand to know when is the last time she fired a gun or went to church?

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 15, 2008 @ 12:00 pm | Reply

  14. “so as a Christian I demand to know when is the last time she fired a gun or went to church?”
    Then ask her yourself. She was trying to say it wasn’t relevant to the issue at hand when the question was asked.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 15, 2008 @ 12:29 pm | Reply

  15. Not important? Listen, as a Christian I have a right to know if a candidate shares my values on guns use, torture, capital punishment, the Iran war and abortion. Does the candidate hold human life with the same value as we Christians do? This is a critical issue in my vote.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 15, 2008 @ 2:52 pm | Reply

  16. “Listen, as a Christian I have a right to know if a candidate shares my values on guns use, torture, capital punishment, the Iran war and abortion.”
    Here’s an idea. EMAIL HER GODDAMN CAMPAIGN ORGANIZATION AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF. Not like you’ll vote for her anyway.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 15, 2008 @ 3:32 pm | Reply

  17. “We Americans have the right to know if our candidates share our values so as a Christian I demand to know when is the last time she fired a gun or went to church?”
    Are you not sure of yourself? You seem to have changed what would normally be a statement into a question.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 15, 2008 @ 9:29 pm | Reply

  18. Does the candidate hold human life with the same value as we Christians do?

    Considering you enjoy genocide, you shouldn’t call yourself “Christian”.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 15, 2008 @ 11:32 pm | Reply

  19. Dio Brando,

    What happened to a Canaanites in The Bible? Obviously there is such a good thing as good genocide since God ordered it. Anyway I hardly see liberating the poor Iranians from under the jackboots of the Islamo-Fascists genocide.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 16, 2008 @ 9:11 am | Reply

  20. God didn’t order the Genocide of the Jews, nor the Sudanese, nor any other people since biblical times.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 16, 2008 @ 11:32 am | Reply

  21. Even though bad photoshopping she still looks better than our friend Bob “Handgrenades and murder fetish” KKKorKKKer.

    But I can imagine that people like PsyKKKeout and KKKorKKKer rather [bleep] George Bush’s [bleep] than [bleep]-ing any womans [bleep]……you are still one bunch of closet uncle[lov]ers.

    Comment by MoxoM — April 16, 2008 @ 12:41 pm | Reply

  22. BJ Tabor…

    Your comments really scare me. Why do we need to know when or if ever a Presidential candidate fired a gun? What Christian values pertain to gun use? There is good genocide because God ordered it? Says who? The Bible? I am unaware someone has fact checked the Bible or has recently interviewed God to see if is words were accurately written down.

    Comment by MJ "revoltingpawn" — April 17, 2008 @ 11:54 am | Reply

  23. They’ll claim that the Bible was written by men who were “divinely inspired”. Then they’ll move to possession by God. Unfortunately, the Bible has a large number of paradoxes(within Biblical logic) and contradictions in teachings.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 17, 2008 @ 8:28 pm | Reply

  24. You want contradictions, you should try reading Nordic religious text.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 17, 2008 @ 10:52 pm | Reply

  25. To be fair, all Norse mythology was written by some awesome drunk guys. I don’t think it’s easy to dispute that. =P

    Also, most of the text is the result of one man’s work to bring what was primarily oral tradition to paper.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 18, 2008 @ 12:20 am | Reply

  26. “To be fair, all Norse mythology was written by some awesome drunk guys. I don’t think it’s easy to dispute that. =P
    Also, most of the text is the result of one man’s work to bring what was primarily oral tradition to paper.”
    Tru dat. Ever see that MS Paint comic about a Christfag accidentally converting someone into becoming a Viking?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 18, 2008 @ 1:21 am | Reply

  27. Der Faithmaus? =O

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 18, 2008 @ 2:04 am | Reply

  28. No, it wasn’t Faithmouse, it was a typical stick figure MS Paint where a Christfag tries to convince someone to convert to Christianity, instead the guy chooses to convert to a Viking because their afterlife is more exciting.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 18, 2008 @ 2:56 am | Reply

  29. I must’ve been busy freezing time.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 18, 2008 @ 3:02 am | Reply


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