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April 21, 2008

Hilldog Vows To Obliterate Iran

Teh Hilldog SaluteAlthough she is a serial liar like her philandering husband, at least she seems to have a firm grasp on foreign policy in the abstract. But would she have the balls to follow through or would she get all weepy like she did in New Hampshire? Well here’s the quote:

“I want the Iranians to know that if I’m the president we will attack Iran,” Clinton said.

And she elaborated further, adding that “we would be able to totally obliterate them.” Her campaign also put out an ad that included her pal, Osama bin Laden, stating “if you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.”

I might add, if you can take the heat, ma’am, then, with all due respect (none), bake me some cookies. I don’t think someone with the mood swings and hormonal instability that an obvious barking mad moonbat loon like Hillary has belongs in the Ovum Office. The office goes to someone based on merit, not gender or skin color. The Democrat party still hasn’t figured that out.

Hillary with Osama and SaddamBut at least she who must not be named has the right idea about Iran. Too bad for her McCain already beat her to it with his “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran” song.

The Clintons become more irrelevant every day. But if she somehow worms her way back into the White House, we can all pray that she has the courage to say “I’ve just signed legislation outlawing Iran forever. The bombing begins in 5 minutes.”

Meanwhile Barry Osama sobs, “Why can’t I just eat my waffle?” He further elaborated under his breath, “Leggo my Eggo.” Note to the crybaby: real Americans eat pancakes, not waffles, you elitist snob.

Democraps: can’t live with them, can live without them. Useless, the whole rancid, festering nest of them.

What say you?

Hat Tip: Hot Air.

— Psycheout


  1. So then the American based chain Waffle House is a secret Russian hideout?
    I knew their waffles were too delicious to be true! Omelets, too. And friendly staff. Overall too pleasant to be an American chain.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 21, 2008 @ 11:52 pm | Reply

  2. I also now have a humorous image in my head of Hillary jumping about looking like a furry blueberry shouting, “Kill them! Destroy them! O-blue-terate them!”
    Oh my sweet Glovey Dovey.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 21, 2008 @ 11:54 pm | Reply

  3. Perhaps I take offense at the pornographic image Psycheout has posted in this entry. What if children were to see this? You should be ashamed, you bald, bald little man.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 22, 2008 @ 12:57 am | Reply

  4. Dio, if your allowing children onto the internet at all, your a terrible parent. Besides, he hasn’t done anymore damage to her image than she hasn’t already done herself. Heck, I heard she showed up on a wrestling show recently…what heck is point of that? That makes as much sense as her going to Canada to campaign. As entertaining as it is to see her screw up like this, I have to wonder who is making the decisions for that campaign.

    Comment by Diablo — April 22, 2008 @ 9:06 am | Reply

  5. “Dio, if your allowing children onto the internet at all, your a terrible parent.”

    Apparently yours let you on the internet although I can’t imagine why.

    Comment by Arn — April 22, 2008 @ 9:39 am | Reply

  6. Just another example of Hillary’s bloodthirst. McCain wants to attack Iran for the right reasons; to help the Iranians become free like the Iraqis. Hillary just wants to kill people because she is angry she wasn’t born a man.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 22, 2008 @ 10:30 am | Reply

  7. “Dio, if your allowing children onto the internet at all, your a terrible parent.”
    This is a family-friendly site.
    Whenever we swear, Ednote yells at us because the site’s supposed to be viewable by children. Stop being a hypocrite.

    “Meanwhile Barry Osama sobs, “Why can’t I just eat my waffle?””
    He was at a diner, not a press conference. If he’s hungry, I don’t see what’s so wrong with wanting to eat.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 22, 2008 @ 11:06 am | Reply

  8. Obama’s pretty patient– never get between a man and his waffle. Mmm, waffles.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 22, 2008 @ 1:12 pm | Reply

  9. EB, you’re right about the “family-friendly” hypocrisy. I haven’t seen so much tasteless smut in one place since I was on /b/ last fall. Ouch.

    Also, while there are some horrible things going on in Iran, I think we should get back to our ostensible goal of stopping Bin Ladin by going back to Afghanistan, where he’s been hiding the entire time. If he’s still alive, he’s there, not in Iran, not in Iraq, and certainly not enjoying the company of a Senator of the very nation he’s been trying to destroy for all these years.

    Comment by L — April 23, 2008 @ 6:21 am | Reply

  10. “I haven’t seen so much tasteless smut in one place since I was on /b/ last fall. ”
    Tread lightly in such dark corners of the Internet.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 23, 2008 @ 8:35 pm | Reply

  11. Re: The 2nd pic.


    a) Where did you find that?


    b) what search criteria led you to it?

    Comment by ChenZhen — April 24, 2008 @ 4:31 pm | Reply

  12. EB, I have learned my lesson. There’s probably less tastelessness in 4chan’s porno boards than there is on /b/.

    I also insist on answers to the questions ChenZhen has asked about the photo. It’s such an obvious Photoshop, I don’t know where to begin.

    Comment by L — April 29, 2008 @ 9:54 am | Reply

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