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April 11, 2008

Great Moments in Bad Photoshop (Or Something)

Absolut SubliminalThe liberal defeatocrats and America hating loons are constantly trying to embarrass our fine leaders. Whether it’s cutting up President Bush’s speeches to make it sound like he’s misspeaking or blowing all out of proportion a minor misstatement. They have also cruelly attacked Vice President Cheney, claiming that he was trying to divide up Iraq and steal its oil, a nutty conspiracy theory to be sure, and made up an incident out of whole cloth, claiming that he said a bad word on the Senate floor, when he simply wished Senator Leaky Leahy the best of luck even after being provoked by the man. “Good luck, yourself,” said the amiable Vice President with a broad smile on his rugged face. For the record, Vice President Cheney would never lie, drink, smoke or gamble. And he would absolutely never curse. He is a very moral man.

Here’s the latest ridiculous attack on Dick Cheney. It’s so bad it’s laughable, but I bet it still hurts his feelings. And think of his family, you jerks, before spreading around manure like this.

Vice President Cheney Goes Fishing

If you squint at it, you’re supposed to see an unclothed lady in the reflection of Richard’s sunglasses. I don’t think so. Vice President Cheney would never look at a naked lady, unless it was his beautiful wife. Besides, it’s clearly a reflection of an arm holding a rod, which is exactly what the White House says it is.

So give it up, libbies. You cannot smear this wonderful warm man, perhaps the best Vice President ever. Just stop it. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Go back to burning and defecating on Old Glory and leave our honorable leaders alone. Jerks.

— Psycheout

25 Comments »

  1. Wow, how unnecessarily verbose, and in such a sickeningly sweet sugar coated complimentary way. It reads similar to a letter from an upset fifth grader. I do miss Sisyphus, and his ability to at least write decently.
    And as per usual, your claims are ridiculous.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 11, 2008 @ 11:55 am | Reply

  2. Besides, how is this photoshop? Isn’t it on a government website? And you yourself wrote that “it’s clearly a reflection of an arm holding a rod, which is exactly what the White House says it is.”

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 11, 2008 @ 11:59 am | Reply

  3. Sorry so-called Cardinal. Sisyphus is gone. If you don’t like my writing, you’re going to be sadly disappointed.

    I too miss Sisyphus and his sage wisdom, but he’s currently spending more time with his family and helping to defend America in his new job. He’s gone forever from this blog, as far as I know. So we’re all going to have to get over our grieving and move on.

    I’m sure that Sisyphus is still reading the blog and your missing him most certainly brought a smile to his face.

    But whining about my writing style will not bring him back. Neither will stamping your feet and holding your breath. Although if you would like to hold your breath a really long time, go for it.

    Comment by Psycheout — April 11, 2008 @ 12:05 pm | Reply

  4. Sheesh, every complaint is a whine. It’s true, your writing style is just terrible.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 11, 2008 @ 12:13 pm | Reply

  5. The mere fact that you feel a need to defend such accusations shows what kind of faith you put in your administration. I usually wouldn’t give this picture more than a second thought, and I think Cheney is evil incarnate.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 11, 2008 @ 7:06 pm | Reply

  6. “and I think Cheney is evil incarnate.”

    Think? Naaa, he’s not evil, all good people shoot their friends in the face then get them to apologise for getting their face in the way.

    Comment by Arn — April 11, 2008 @ 7:15 pm | Reply

  7. “Sisyphus is gone”

    NO! you lie! If I smash my fingers with a hammer, he WILL come back! I pray to Jesus – WHAM – that Sissy-Puss – WHAM – returns to us…

    I know it will work.

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 11, 2008 @ 9:15 pm | Reply

  8. “all good people shoot their friends in the face then get them to apologise for getting their face in the way.”
    Really? I was unaware of this fact. Armand, be a dear and stare into the barrel of my rifle, please.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 11, 2008 @ 9:42 pm | Reply

  9. Gladly EB! However I will only do so if you stare down the barrel of my colt 45.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 11, 2008 @ 10:02 pm | Reply

  10. “For the record, Vice President Cheney would never lie, drink, smoke or gamble. And he would absolutely never curse. He is a very moral man.”

    Indeed. And if it were true that Our Regal Vice Leader did in fact shoot his friend in the face, you can be sure he it hurt him more.

    Comment by THeDRiFTeR — April 12, 2008 @ 6:07 am | Reply

  11. “However I will only do so if you stare down the barrel of my colt 45.”
    You’ve got yourself a deal!

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 12, 2008 @ 8:04 am | Reply

  12. I too miss Sisyphus and his sage wisdom, but he’s currently spending more time with his family and helping to defend America in his new job.

    Read: He beat the kids, cuffed his wife to the oven, and ran around looking for Dupre with his widdler hanging out.

    Go back to burning and defecating on Old Glory and leave our honorable leaders alone. Jerks.

    You mean the same leaders you demand to have executed so you can foist Senator Brownback upon the throne, not realizing that he wouldn’t want that to begin with?

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 12, 2008 @ 7:50 pm | Reply

  13. he’s currently spending more time with his family and helping to defend America in his new job = he finally found a JOB, twisting burgers at the MacDonalds…….good work 666Syphus!!!!

    Comment by MoxoM — April 13, 2008 @ 11:44 am | Reply

  14. How bout you PsyKKKeout, become a toilet cleaning boy at the Mac……get a life and a job too!!!!

    Comment by MoxoM — April 13, 2008 @ 11:45 am | Reply

  15. Good point Psycheout, we can all be sure that Mr Cheny would never waste his time looking at naked women. The man is too good of a Republican for that.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 15, 2008 @ 11:48 am | Reply

  16. “we can all be sure that Mr Cheny would never waste his time looking at naked women.”
    Too busy stealing our rights and destroying opposition?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 15, 2008 @ 12:31 pm | Reply

  17. “Too busy stealing our rights and destroying opposition?”

    What does public policy (that you chose to spin so negativity) have to do with a man’s personal life?

    I can guarantee you EB you will never hear of Mr Cheney being caught with some call girl or in an extramarital affair with woman of his staff like some Democrat. Mr Cheny is dedicated firmly to Republican family values and is utterly unmoved by the temptations of the female gender like a good Republican should.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 15, 2008 @ 2:42 pm | Reply

  18. Wonderful, he’s faithful to his family. Now try to get him to act like a real American, not a money-grubbing Imperialistic monster.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 15, 2008 @ 3:35 pm | Reply

  19. “Wonderful, he’s faithful to his family. Now try to get him to act like a real American, not a money-grubbing Imperialistic monster.”

    That’s right, Mr Cheny would never cheat on Mrs Cheny with another woman, I mean look at the fine, upstanding daughter they raised. How can you accuse such a moral man of those awful crimes EB? Mr Cheny is the personification of the conservative values.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 15, 2008 @ 5:18 pm | Reply

  20. “How can you accuse such a moral man of those awful crimes EB?”
    Maybe because there’s ample evidence that he’s guilty?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 15, 2008 @ 7:08 pm | Reply

  21. I think that BJ is talking about someone other than the vice president. If he were referring to One Richard Cheney, I’m sure that he would get his facts straight as well as be able to spell the name correctly, especially considering that this article is entirely pertaining to the man and has his name in it in several places.
    I put forward that instead BJ is talking about a fine upstanding citizen by the name of “Cheny” (I assume this is pronounced Chee Nee) who is also Republican.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 15, 2008 @ 9:36 pm | Reply

  22. Mr Cheny is dedicated firmly to Republican family values and is utterly unmoved by the temptations of the female gender like a good Republican should.

    So, he’s as gay as Mark Foley, or Larry Craig?

    That’s right, Mr Cheny would never cheat on Mrs Cheny with another woman, I mean look at the fine, upstanding daughter they raised.

    And yet you forget that Mary Cheney is a lesbian. Elizabeth Cheney herself was a planned strategic birth to allow Dick Cheney to avoid the draft.

    Aug. 29, 1964: Dick and Lynne Cheney marry.

    May 19, 1965: The Selective Service classifies Dick Cheney 1-A, “available immediately for military service.”

    July 28, 1965: President Lyndon Johnson says draft calls will be doubled.

    Oct. 26, 1965: The Selective Service declares that married men without children, who were previously exempted from the draft, will now be called up. Married men with children remain exempt.

    Jan. 19, 1966: The Selective Service reclassifies Dick Cheney 3-A, “deferred from military service because service would cause hardship upon his family,” because his wife is pregnant with their first child.

    July 28, 1966: Elizabeth Cheney is born.

    Jan. 30, 1967: Dick Cheney turns 26 and therefore becomes ineligible for the draft.

    “Elizabeth Cheney’s birth date falls precisely nine months and two days after the Selective Service publicly revoked its policy of not drafting childless husbands.”

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 15, 2008 @ 11:04 pm | Reply

  23. Mr Cheny is the personification of the conservative values.

    -Shoot first, check later.
    -Don’t apologize, they got in your sights as you aimed at them.
    -It’s alright to fork all government contracts to the corporation you just recently staffed for. Doubly so if the corporation accomplishes very little with so much funding.
    -It’s fine to “out” CIA operatives when they’re on a mission.
    -Enron was fun.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 15, 2008 @ 11:30 pm | Reply

  24. If it’s an arm holding up a rod, then that’s a very…”shapely”…rod.

    Comment by L — April 17, 2008 @ 9:52 am | Reply

  25. “is utterly unmoved by the temptations of the female gender like a good Republican should.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — April 15, 2008 @ 2:42 pm”

    In other words, he is a homosexual, like a good republican should be.

    Comment by Arn — April 20, 2008 @ 8:01 am | Reply


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