The liberal defeatocrats and America hating loons are constantly trying to embarrass our fine leaders. Whether it’s cutting up President Bush’s speeches to make it sound like he’s misspeaking or blowing all out of proportion a minor misstatement. They have also cruelly attacked Vice President Cheney, claiming that he was trying to divide up Iraq and steal its oil, a nutty conspiracy theory to be sure, and made up an incident out of whole cloth, claiming that he said a bad word on the Senate floor, when he simply wished Senator Leaky Leahy the best of luck even after being provoked by the man. “Good luck, yourself,” said the amiable Vice President with a broad smile on his rugged face. For the record, Vice President Cheney would never lie, drink, smoke or gamble. And he would absolutely never curse. He is a very moral man.
Here’s the latest ridiculous attack on Dick Cheney. It’s so bad it’s laughable, but I bet it still hurts his feelings. And think of his family, you jerks, before spreading around manure like this.
If you squint at it, you’re supposed to see an unclothed lady in the reflection of Richard’s sunglasses. I don’t think so. Vice President Cheney would never look at a naked lady, unless it was his beautiful wife. Besides, it’s clearly a reflection of an arm holding a rod, which is exactly what the White House says it is.
So give it up, libbies. You cannot smear this wonderful warm man, perhaps the best Vice President ever. Just stop it. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Go back to burning and defecating on Old Glory and leave our honorable leaders alone. Jerks.