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April 18, 2008

Carter Hearts Hamas

Filed under: Democratic Idiocy,Terrorism — Tiberius Queeg @ 5:53 pm
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Jimmah CahtahWho’s Your Jihaddi?

Nobel laureate and America’s Dodderer-In-Chief Jimmy Carter’s recent rush into the arms of the terrorist group Hamas does not bode well for the Democrat party this Fall. Carter’s whirlwind Terrorists Need Love Too tour next touches down in Cairo where he’ll meet with Hamas leaders from Gaza. After that, a meeting with Hamas top official, Khaled Mashaal, in sunny, terrorist-loving Syria. As part of the ceremonies, Mashaal will present Carter with an autographed suicide belt – something the Democrats may well need for a painless exit from their doomed lurch at the White House as one of the senior members of their party rushes repeatedly and publicly into the arms of America’s implacable enemies.

This isn’t the first time that Carter has shown questionable judgment. In 1977 he negotiated and signed the Panama Canal Treaties which turned over a strategic US asset to corrupt Panamanian military dictator Omar Torrijos.

The Nobel Peace Prize is not a license to meddle. Thinking people may well question why someone who was awarded a prize for peace chooses to spend his time with thugs who are committed to nihilistic destruction and mayhem.


April 2, 2008

Oh Noes, Moar Pruff Dat Librulz Hates America

Filed under: Barack Obama,Democratic Idiocy,Terrorism — Psycheout @ 6:09 am

Adapting the mind-numbingly unfunny but surprisingly popular LULCATS meme and using it to attack America.  Shameful.

Economic Goatse

Thanks to alert B4B reader Rick Roll for the link.

Update: Here’s a better one.

I can hatez America?

Original image from STR.com.

— Psycheout

March 8, 2008

Bush Refuses to Ban Waterboarding

Kudos to President Bush for not backing down on the issue of permitting terrorists to enjoy watersports:

President Bush said Saturday he vetoed legislation that would ban the CIA from using harsh interrogation methods such as waterboarding to break suspected terrorists because it would end practices that have prevented attacks.

“The bill Congress sent me would take away one of the most valuable tools in the war on terror,” Bush said in his weekly radio address taped for broadcast Saturday. “So today I vetoed it,” Bush said. The bill provides guidelines for intelligence activities for the year and includes the interrogation requirement. It passed the House in December and the Senate last month.

“This is no time for Congress to abandon practices that have a proven track record of keeping America safe,” the president said.

Look, no one here enjoys waterboarding. It’s an immoral, sinful pastime. But the terrorists enjoy the practice, and President Bush is making a perfectly valid point: in a nation where the deviant activity known as “snowboarding” is 100% legal, how can he be expected to ban its cousin? Why should worthless snow-Hippies get to damn themselves to Hell, but the CIA not be permitted to use similar sporting pleasures as leverage to extract information from terrorists?

You can’t have it both ways, America. Either you can ban all sinful demon-loving sports, or keep your awful mountain hobby and let the CIA keep their interrogation “carrot.”

March 6, 2008

Terrorists Attack Again!

Leftist terrorists have tried to destroy our military!

The police said the explosive device involved in the Times Square blast this morning was “roughly similar” to the devices used in two earlier bombings at foreign consulates in Manhattan, in 2005 and 2007, Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly said at an afternoon news conference. The device had been placed in an ammunition box like the kind that can be bought at a military supply store. Officials said that in today’s attack, a man bundled in a gray hooded jacket or sweatshirt was seen riding a bicycle around the recruiting station moments before the explosion. Subways and traffic are running normally through Times Square.

Islamist nutballs have gone on a killing spree in Israel!

Two gunmen infiltrated a rabbinical seminary and opened fire after nightfall Thursday. At least seven people were killed, police and local media said, including at least one of the terrorists.

Israeli media said about 35 people were wounded. Ambulances raced to the scene from around the city.

Al Qaeda has struck in Baghdad!

Two bombs went off within minutes of each other in a crowded shopping district in the capital Thursday, killing up to 55 and wounding 133 — a reminder that deadly attacks are a daily threat even though violence is down.

There were no immediate claims of responsibility. But back-to-back bombings designed to maximize carnage became the hallmark of attacks on civilians by al-Qaida in Iraq during the worst of the violence in Baghdad in 2006.

The world has erupted in flames, mere hours after the Democrat primaries in Texas and Ohio. The liberals among us would like to pretend that these attacks are not coordinated, that they have no connection. These are the same people who deny that Saddam Hussein was a financier of international terrorism. Pay their lies no heed.

Liberals, Islamists, Marxists, atheists- call them what you will, they are but differing faces of the same enemy, Satan. Satan will not stop until America and her freedom-loving allies in Israel, Iraq, and elsewhere, are completely destroyed. One can only sevre one side in this war: freedom in Christ, or slavery to the Dark Lord.

Pray for the victims of these terrorist acts. Pray for the American victims of the Democrat Party. Pray that President Brownback will chastise these evildoers for their iniquities. God bless America, and keep us safe and free.

February 28, 2008

Terrorists Attack!

They’ve wounded 5 people in an Illinois mall:

A large explosion has blown the top off a shopping plaza in Waukegan, Illinois. Police say at least six people have been taken to a hospital.

The explosion struck around lunchtime Thursday. It blew the windows out of storefronts and collapsed the ceilings above stores.

Witness Candi Rixie was taking orders at a sandwich shop a block away. She said she felt a rumble, almost like somebody hit the building with a car.

It wasn’t immediately clear what caused the blast, but crews from People’s Gas were on the scene to investigate.

I’m guessing they won’t find that it was terrorism, because that would make Barack Mohammed Hussein Osama look bad. But that doesn’t change the fact that malls are known terror targets, and that Illinois is a leftist state chock-full of Muslim extremists. Don’t believe the hype. This is terrorism, pure and simple. The only question is, what are the American people going to do about attacks like this? Continue to let the Democrats cover them up? Or throw the bums out, and execute a few of the bad guys, to show the rest of them that actions have consequences, so maybe they should think twice before attacking our malls?

The choice is clear, people. Destroy terrorism. Vote Republican.

February 19, 2008

Let Freedom Ring in Cuba!

Fidel CastroThe Evil One has chosen to end his disgraceful rule:

An ailing, 81-year-old Fidel Castro resigned as Cuba’s president Tuesday after nearly a half-century in power, saying he will not accept a new term when parliament meets Sunday.

The end of Castro’s rule – the longest in the world for a head of government – frees his 76-year-old brother Raul to implement reforms he has hinted at since taking over as acting president when Fidel Castro fell ill in July 2006. President Bush said he hopes the resignation signals the beginning of a democratic transition.

“My wishes have always been to discharge my duties to my last breath,” Castro wrote in a letter published Tuesday in the online edition of the Communist Party daily Granma. But, he wrote, “it would be a betrayal to my conscience to accept a responsibility requiring more mobility and dedication than I am physically able to offer.”

Adios, scumbag. Countless Commies are weeping their beady little eyes out right now, but real Christians are tallying up your victims and offering hosannahs to the Almighty!

Fidel Castro and Che GuevaraRedstate has a good post up on this subject.

The media, always willing to prop up a communist dictator, loves to talk about Castro’s survival. Next to Saddam Hussein’s electoral victories, it is one of the most fawning statements the media gives out to anyone.

Castro survived Eisenhower. Castro survived Kennedy. He survived Nixon, Carter, Reagan, Bush 41, and Clinton.

He won’t survive George W. Bush. For all you media types stopping by, let me repeat that so you can cry a little longer — Fidel Castro will not survive the reign of George W. Bush.

It is a sad day for America haters — the grand daddy champion of the champions of the underprivileged who don’t really care about the underprivileged has given up power in anticipation of meeting his maker on the short path to hell.

I couldn’t have said it any better myself.

President BushGeorge Bush’s Presidency has seen freedom spread from Afghanistan to Iraq, from Lebanon to Kosovo, from the Ukraine to Libya. Now our Southern neighbors are at the cusp of liberty, cleaning out an unpleasant cranny of Bolshevism in a back corner of our hemisphere. Fidel’s brother is a weakling whose power will fail. Fidel will be dead very, very soon. Cuba will join Christian world again in freedom and brotherhood.

God’s will be done! May God bless these United States!

UPDATE: An example of the sheer idiocy one would expect from the Left on this subject:

The history behind Cuba and the rise of Castro is complex, and I do not agree with him in any way that I am aware of, but I do have to admire the fact that he stuck it to the US for 49 years. With the way we like to go around and rearrange the world, the fact that he was able to stay that long is pretty interesting.

Hooray for Castro! He hated America just like the liberals do!

God, I hope when Cuba embraces democracy they let us expand Guantanamo and incarcerate these nuts in it. That couldn’t happen soon enough for me.

Update (by Psycheout): Apparently CNN sent an early morning email to its anchors ordering them to go easy on the communist dictator:

Smoking gun evidence about how the mainstream media and particularly CNN, which we have always referred to as the castro news network, is trying to sanitize castro’s legacy, EVEN NOW!

As if health care and education were a good enough excuse to violate human rights. We have to be fair now don’t we?

The shocking email is included in its entirety at the link.

February 15, 2008

Obama Snags Sandinista Endorsement

Filed under: Barack Obama,Democratic Idiocy,Democrats,Terrorism — Psycheout @ 12:26 am
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Daniel OrtegaLast week there was the uproar over a Cuban flag emblazoned with the image of leftist thug and butcher Che Guevara hanging in an Obama campaign office.  Now comes a ringing endorsement from the former head of the Sandinistas, the Soviet backed Marxist regime that battled for control of Nicaragua against the freedom fighting Contras funded by the United States.

President Daniel Ortega, who led the 1979 revolution in Nicaragua, says Barack Obama’s presidential bid is a “revolutionary” phenomenon in the United States.

“It’s not to say that there is already a revolution under way in the U.S. … but yes, they are laying the foundations for a revolutionary change,” the Sandinista leader said Wednesday night as he accepted an honorary doctorate from an engineering university.

Ronald Reagan - Stop CommunismSpoken like an aging hippie who still imagines that the days of free love and Woodstock are still alive and well, Danny Ortega still dreams of Communist revolutions.  Not here, buddy.  Not ever.

Ortega led a Soviet-backed government that battled U.S.-supported Contra rebels before he lost power in a 1990 election. He returned to office last year via the ballot box.

In statements broadcast on Sandinista Radio La Primerisima, Ortega said he has “faith in God and in the North American people, and above all in the youth, that the moment of great change in the U.S. will come and it will act differently, with justice and equality toward all nations.”

Now if only Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez would endorse Barack Osama as well, he’ll have the Democrat party nomination in the bag.  Do madrassas make endorsements?

— Psycheout

February 14, 2008

Bush Toes the Line in the Sand Keeping America Safe

President George W. BushBush is telling those Hippies in Congress that he won’t take orders from the Hate and Ashbury Street rabble when it comes to keeping this country secure from Islamism:

US President George W. Bush plans to veto legislation passed by the Senate to bar the CIA from using harsh interrogation methods including waterboarding, a spokeswoman said Thursday.

“The president will veto that bill,” said White House spokeswoman Dana Perino.

“The United States needs the ability to interrogate effectively, within the law, captured Al-Qaeda terrorists.”

The Democratic-led Senate voted 51-45 on Wednesday in favor of a bill calling for the Central Intelligence Agency to adopt the US Army Field Manual, which forbids waterboarding and other types of coercive interrogation methods.

Acid BobIt’s heartening that America has 45 patriots in the Senate, including Senator Brownback. But the assembly is currently controlled by Harry Reid, who takes his marching orders from Nancy Pelosi, who takes hers from “Acid Bob,” some San Francisco lunatic who has way too much information about her personal proclivities. Acid Bob also has thousands of idiot Hippie friends, who are the kingmakers in the worthless state of California. A once-decent state was taken over by moonbat drug dealers, and suddenly idiots like Pelosi and Barbara Boxer got jobs. A cautionary tale for the rest of us.

However, the vote fell short of the two-thirds majority needed to overcome a presidential veto. The House of Representatives passed similar legislation in December.

Democratic New York Senator Charles Schumer said that if Bush “vetoes intelligence authorization, he will be voting in favor of waterboarding.”

Got Water?Good! God wants America to waterboard. It’s not torture; it doesn’t even drown these rats, much as they deserve it. It merely simulates drowning, much as Islam simulates religion. It is not torture; it’s a harmless prank, not unlike those encountered during fraternity hazings. Anyone who grew up with siblings has endured far worse pain and humiliation. Why, my brother Scott once told me I was the adopted offspring of an American sailor and a Cuban prostitute. The emotional pain he caused was far, far worse than the time he stuck a garden hose in my mouth and turned it on. I speak with substantial personal experience on these matters. Waterboarding is not torture, and the only people who’d say otherwise are worthless Hippie Kumbaya-singers and Islamists whose personal idea of a good time is sawing your head off just for setting foot in Arabia.

Asked by a reporter if Bush, who leaves office in 2009, would be labeled as the first US president who favored torture, Perino rejected the assertion and dismissed Schumer’s argument as “simplistic.”

“Across the board people will see, over time, that this was a president who put in place tools to protect the country against terrorists,” Perino said.

Amen, Dana. The first President who favored torture was Thomas Jefferson. His Democrat Party has tormented this country for the last 230 years.

President George W. BushAcross the waterboard, Americans will see their nation saved and valuable intelligence gleaned from worthless scum captives whose lives are worth less than a single pinky from one of their victims. The proof is in the pudding- not one single domestic terrorist incident since 2001. Bush has kept this country safe, but the lefties want to open up Guantanamo and let the terrorists have jobs in your town. They oppose putting water up someone’s nose, yet they favor letting terrorists infiltrate into American society. You can’t make these crazies up, folks.

“The president does not favor torture. The president favors making sure we do all these programs within the law,” she said, adding that “all the interrogations that have taken place in this country have been done in a legal way.”

Perino said the United States does not currently use waterboarding, a simulated drowning technique denounced by rights groups as torture, even though the CIA has admitted using the technique in the past.

She reiterated the administration’s assertion last week that it would not rule out the use of such techniques in the future.

“Currently under the law it is not (allowed),” she said. “As we said last week as well, we are not going to talk about what may or may not be lawful in the future.”

No ACLUHopefully, that will soon change. America needs waterboarding in domestic law enforcement. Too many crimes are effected under the cover of phantasmic “civil liberties” having no basis in rational Christian society. The Fifth Amendment has killed more innocent victims than any gun in the world. With waterboarding, the police could change all that. Non-coercive interrogation methods utilizing a substance already comprising 80% of your body structure would soon teach these criminals the meaning of justice. If you didn’t learn civic responsibility on your neighbor’s slip-and-slide as a juvenile, your local police department will teach it to you as an adult. Hopefully, President Brownback will make it so.

Perino said the intelligence community’s view is that the Army Field Manual sets an inappropriate standard for seasoned CIA interrogators who are working to extract information from sophisticated militant operatives.

“Today with this bill that they are sending to us they would basically repeal the terrorist interrogation program in favor of something that will definitely weaken our ability to protect the country,” Perino said.

“This Army Field Manual is something that is public for all to see, and we know that Al-Qaeda trains to resist interrogation techniques such as those.”

WaterboardingThat’s another good point. Al Qaeda is an organization of crazies who’d rather blow themselves to smithereens killing you than see you driving a car or buying groceries at the local supermarket. Are we really supposed to believe that loud music and uncomfortable seating arrangements are going to make these loonies crack? Get real. Even sticking water up their noses is barely enough to get a peep out of them; notice that not a one has told us where Bin Laden lives. Something harsher should be done, but nothing currently legal will suffice. Still, waterboarding has given us the intelligence we need to defend ourselves, even if we don’t gain the additional intelligence we need to pursue the enemy abroad. I’ll take defensive victories over shameful defeats any day. And so will the other 300 million Americans who want to live secure, happy, and free from terrorist incidents. Waterboarding is the wellspring of our nation’s security.

February 13, 2008

Something American Patriots Can All Agree On

Imad MughniyehThe world is a far better place without this scumbag in it:

Imad Mughniyeh, the suspected mastermind of dramatic attacks on the U.S. Embassy and U.S. Marine barracks that killed hundreds of Americans in Lebanon in the 1980s, was killed by a car bomb in Syria.

I don’t know who planted that bomb, but hopefully it was one of our boys. They’re saying Israel, and I guess that might have to do; but if so, I hope the Israeli who planted the bomb had dual citizenship with America. The government’s reaction was entirely appropriate:

The United States welcomed the death of Mughniyeh, who was indicted in the U.S. over the 1985 hijacking of a TWA airliner in which a U.S. Navy diver was killed. The FBI had put a $5 million bounty on Mughniyeh.

“The world is a better place without this man in it,” State Department spokesman Sean McCormack. “One way or the other he was brought to justice.”

FBI spokesman Richard Kolko said the agency was waiting for confirmation of Mughniyeh’s death and its circumstances. “If this information proves true, it would be considered good news in the ongoing fight against terrorism,” he said.

SplodeyMugniyump hated us all, it seems; if he ever infiltrated America, he would’ve undoubtedly been seen at an anti-war rally, where he’d have a decent excuse to burn American flags with his Hippie allies:

“I can still picture him,” Carlson recalled in a phone interview Wednesday. “It was like he had fire in his eyes. Just totally intense, you know: just the hatred he had for us.”

I hope he enjoys those fires in Hell, now. Satan has a special pool of flame reserved for those who harm God’s footstool on Earth, America. And hopefully, now Hezbollah will begin to fall apart, and Israel can enjoy some peace and quiet.

February 8, 2008

Coulter: America Deserves to be Run By Moonbats


Ann Coulter has a point, here. If the Democrats win, the American people will flock to the Party of God. As it is, 8 years of moral, sensible government have made the American people complacent, and ripe for the lies and distortions of a deviant candidate like Hitlery.

As usual, Coulter’s one of the smarter analysts out there. (I do wish she’d strap her chest down, but otherwise I also find her a very moral, and very alluring, woman.) Where I tend to disagree with her is her failure to endorse Brownback. I’m not sure America can stand 4 years of Hitlery, even if it’s followed by another 2 decades of Republican dominance. We’re still languishing under a recession caused by Bill Clinton; do we really want a Hitlery recession added onto that? We’ll be in the Great Depression in no time if we keep letting Democrats rule us.

I agree with Coulter about one thing, though: maybe America deserves to be run by Democrats. If we can’t elect God’s candidate, then Hell’s choice is our substitution.

February 5, 2008

Are the Jihadists Like the WWII Era Japs?

Filed under: Defending America,History,Terrorism — Psycheout @ 12:11 am
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KamikazeI was recently watching a WWII documentary and learned something new. Don’t laugh, libtards. Kamikaze is a compound word made up of “kami” meaning god and “kaze” meaning wind. So a kamikaze is a wind god means “wind of god” or “divine wind”. OK, so what, right? The Japanese were nutters, right?

But it turns out that towards the end of the Pacific war that the Nips began using suicide bombings, crashing planes into American ships (but mostly hitting the water), for the same reason as the terrorists who want to kill us. And, most importantly, they started using these tactics when they knew that defeat was close at hand.

The Japanese pilots, whose planes were filled to the brim with explosives, were told that there was a special place in Heaven for those who took out as many American servicemen as possible when they crashed their planes into United States Navy ships, taking their own lives (a sin) and killing innocent and noble American boys (yet another sin) in an act of barbarous cowardice.

Atomic ExplosionNow, how is that different from Islamic extremist homicide bombers who are told by their leaders (who, ironically, don’t have the courage or dignity to actually suicide themselves) that they will be rewarded in the afterlife with scores of virgins (yeah, right) if they kill as many “infidels” (us) on their way out in a dramatic display of pyrotechnics?

Well, there’s not much difference, is there?

Atomic ExplosionNow, how did we solve the problem we had with the unreasonable Japanese terrorists over 60 years ago? Diplomacy? Surrender? Hugs? Foreign aid (bribes)? Rounds of kum-ba-ya? No. We defeated them, utterly. We destroyed them, completely. We showed absolutely no mercy. We bravely dropped the two newly developed atomic bombs, ultimately saving millions of lives. That’s what America does. An invasion of Japan would have been wholesale slaughter on both sides. We knew that, so we found another way. We cherish life, unlike the savages we are up against.

Rising SunAre the Japanese our enemies today? No! They are one of our strongest allies in Asia today, ever since they realized that the evil conquest of the world is wrong, and America is a beacon of hope and freedom. And they have remained so to this day, ever since we proved to them that we are not weak, that we will never surrender. The Japanese, like the Islamofascists, despise weakness. We must show them our strength, or forever be a target of their villainy.

Bataan Death MarchBack in the Pacific war, American captives taken by the Japanese were starved, tortured and butchered. See any parallel? Daniel Berg, perhaps? So the answer is clear. We must learn from the past and apply its lessons. If not, we are doomed to failure.

Total surrender. Total destruction. Total victory. Submit or die.

After we have completely defeated the muzzies, they will be our allies, just like Japan and Germany (remember Dresden?). We will be fast and eternal friends, even if their religion is a sin against G-d. But their ultimate fate is for our Father in Heaven to judge.

Internment CampThe only thing missing is the Muslim internment camps. We need to get serious about winning this war at home and abroad. Leaving the Islamofascists to run about free in our homeland is asking for trouble. Make no mistake about it. History does not lie. And we need to make sure that there’s plenty of room for the fifth column, the far left who would gladly make common cause with the terrorists. It’s what must be done.

It’s called tough love, folks. And it works. Time and again. Learn some history, and try to prove me wrong. I am right. There’s no denying that.

Update: In the comments, Dio Brando complained about the translation of kamikaze. Kami by itself does indeed mean god, spirit or divinity. But in the context of the word kamikaze, “divine wind” is a more common translation. Now try to refute the substance of my argument, picky-san.

Update 2: Crashing passenger planes laden with fuel into the World Trade Center and Pentagon were suicide attacks, very similar to the kamikaze attacks of WWII, were they not?

— Psycheout

January 31, 2008

Die, Terrorists!

Abu Laith al-LibiWe got another bad guy in Afghanistan:

Abu Laith al-Libi, a top al-Qaida commander in Afghanistan who was blamed for bombing a base while Vice President Cheney was visiting last year, has been killed, according to a militant Web site.

Al-Libi was a key link between the Taliban and al-Qaida and was listed among the Americans’ 12 most-wanted men with a bounty of $200,000 on his head.

The Web site Al-Ekhlaas, which frequently carries announcements from militant groups, said that al-Libi had been “martyred” but did not say where he was killed.

Earlier, there had been reports of an attack on militants in a Pakistani village. Pakistani intelligence officials and local residents said a missile hit a compound about 2.5 miles outside Mir Ali in North Waziristan late Monday or early Tuesday, destroying the facility.

Residents said they were not allowed to approach the site of the blast and the Pakistan government and military said they did not know who fired the missile. Local officials said foreigners were targeted in the attack.

A not-so-fond farewell to Hell’s latest sojourner. But wait, it gets better:

One intelligence official in the area, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the bodies of those killed were badly mangled by the force of the explosion and it was difficult to identify them. The official estimated 12 people were killed, including Arabs, Turkemen from central Asia and local Taliban members.

Not only did we get these cockroaches, we REALLY got them. Satan must be hurling chunks right now just looking at them.

We’ll just keep killing these people, and killing and killing them, until we get Bin Laden. The day will come, folks. The day will come. The day will come.

The only news that troubles me is this:

North Waziristan is a lawless enclave in neighboring Pakistan where last year the Pakistani government reached a peace deal with pro-Taliban militants. U.S. officials have since expressed concern that al-Qaida could be regrouping in Pakistan’s border zone.

Mir Ali is the second biggest town in North Waziristan and has a strong presence of foreign militants, mostly Uzbeks with links to al-Qaida who fled to Pakistan’s tribal regions after the fall of the Taliban regime in Afghanistan in 2001.

A Pakistani intelligence official said that al-Libi had stayed until late 2003 in the North Waziristan village of Norak, about three miles outside Mir Ali, where he had several compounds. He shifted inside Afghanistan after he took charge of al-Qaida operations on both sides of the border area, but retained links with Norak, the official said.

If we know there are so many terrorists in Mir Ali, why haven’t we flattened the place? A dozen daisy cutters (or one nuke) in and around the city could quickly solve many of the problems we face in Afghanistan today. Why hasn’t anyone taken care of this Satanist Islamist insurgent hotbed yet?

January 28, 2008

Camel Spiders: Demons in Action


This is a perfect example of the tactics of this shadowy menace. Granted, scorpions are hardly saints themselves, but surely their sins are venial compared to those of camel demon-spiders. Clearly, we can see that Satan punishes his followers in this life as well as the next. There are no rewards for evil.

Furthermore, this video shows that even as babies, camel spiders are pure evil. This one is a tadpole compared to the size it will eventually attain, yet already its hands are stained with the blood of passersby. No wonder these beasts delight so much in the destruction of our brave soldiers. Clearly, they must be exterminated in order for Iraq to remain free.

I will pray for the scorpion. He was only a pawn in the Dark One’s game.

January 25, 2008

Snopes for Dummies

Camel JockeyI don’t know why some of you responded negatively to Sisyphus’ post on camel crabs or spiders or whatever. Oh, yes I do. You’re libtards. Rather than believe your lying eyes, you prefer to believe your twisted clutching grasp on irreality. You are part of the irreality based community after all. You hate America and love the terrorists. Doesn’t that make you all fools? Yes, it does. There’s no denying it, is there?

RagheadI suppose you don’t believe that camel jockeys exist. Well they do. Look to the right above and you’ll see one. Osama lovers will weep when they discover that ragheads exist. Osama is one. I know you far left wackjobs love the guy for attacking America, which is something you happily do every day in your own small way. But there you go. Look to your right and you will find your favorite raghead. I bet you wish you could marry the guy. Too bad for most of you that gay marriage is not allowed in the Middle East. Otherwise you’d live in wedded bliss to the demon who blew up the twin towers.

Towel HeadAnd towel head. I suppose there’s no such word in the liberal lexicon. Well, too bad for you reality deniers. Towel heads do exist. What is the definition of a towel head? Some person who wears a towel on his head. Look to the right. What’s that you see on the fellow’s head? A picnic basket? A bowler hat? No! A towel. Thus, “towel head.” Is that so difficult for you losers to understand? Probably.

I find it amazing that DemocRATs are so unable to grasp basic logic. But I guess they can’t help themselves. It’s who they are.

— Psycheout

Camel Spiders: Saddamite Demons

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No discussion of the War in Iraq can be complete without a mention of the gravest foe our troops face over there: camel spiders. Compared to them, the jihadists and assorted evildoer loonies are a minor inconvenience. Camel spiders are the demons directing the show.

By coming to this website you’re probably wondering “are camel spiders real?”. If you asked yourself those questions, then the answer is yes, but the truth is very different from what may have heard from your friends.

Indeed it is, my misleading moonbat friend. Camel spiders can be roughly as large as medium-sized dogs, can travel at over 20 miles per hour, enjoy disemboweling camels for sustenance, and have been known to eat sleeping or dying men in the desert. Throughout history, any warrior missing in action in Mesopotamia was usually written off as camel spider fodder. That still holds true today.

Don’t believe me? Here’s the testimony of the soldier who took the above photo:

From someone stationed in Baghdad. He was recently bitten by a camel spider which was hiding in his sleeping bag. I thought you’d like to see what a camel spider looks like. It’ll give you a better idea of what our troops are dealing with.

Enclosed is a picture of his friend holding up two spiders. Warning: not for the squeamish! This picture is a perfect example of why you don’t want to go to the desert. These are 2 of the biggest I’ve ever seen. With a vertical leap that would make a pro basketball player weep with envy (they have to be able to jump up on to a camels stomach after all), they latch on and inject you with a local anesthesia so you can’t feel it feeding on you.

They eat flesh, not just suck out your juices like a normal spider. I’m gona be having night mares after seeing this photo!

Camel spiders were frequently used by Saddam Hussein to torture confessions out of the victims of his terrorist regime. The mere mention of these nefarious beasts was often enough to extort a tearful confession from his victims, punctuated by tears and shrieks as they begged for a merciful death rather than exposure to the desert demons. Saddam, whose league with the forces of darkness is common knowledge at this point, as likely as not ordered his Baathist henchmen to disregard such pleas for humanity.

Less is known about the role of camel spiders in the ongoing insurgency of dead-enders. Very likely, though, camel spiders are frequently used in connection with IEDs. These creatures, which crave darkness and shadow and blood like the wholesome rabbit craves carrots and lettuce, are very good at spotting the best place for hiding an object alongside a road. All too often, insurgents could use the presence of camel spiders as a dark omen from Satan that this is an opportune spot to plant a bomb.

Moonbats, of course, will deny many of these facts, as is their wont. But even they concede they know very little about the behavior of these demoniac monstrosities.

The biology, behavior, and ecology of solifuges remain relatively poorly studied, despite the extensive work by Punzo over the past decade and prior work by Muma and others

Of course it’s poorly studied. Despite the proliferation of both camel spiders AND liberals in Perdition, no liberals have returned to discuss the infernal activities of these hideous demons.

One thing remains certain. Our brave soldiers face not only cowardly human enemies in battle, but they also face slinking, lurking, crawling, burrowing demon-nemeses as they sleep. These vicious brutes make the insurgents seem downright honorable in comparison. At least the insurgents will only kill your body. They won’t eat your flesh or try to devour your soul while you sleep. After our victory over our human adversaries in Iraq, our next President would do well to begin an extensive war of annihilation against our in-human foes, the “arachnid” demons who can slice scorpions in half with their fangs and steal a baby from its very cradle.

God help us all. God bless America, and God bless our brave fighting men.

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