Blogs 4 Brownback

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B4BThe Blogs 4 Brownback Team:


Keep in mind that this website is primarily about Sam Brownback and not about us. But for those of you who are curious about the Blogs 4 Brownback Team, you can read about us here. Contact information is on the Contact page.


[This page is still under construction. Please be patient.]

Sam Brown

Hi. I’m Sam Brown, your friendly moderator at B4B. I do my best to keep the conversation clean and suitable for all members of the family. You might know me as “Ed Note,” as I interject myself into user comments when commenters forget to embed a link or use vile language that doesn’t add to their point. If you obey the rules, you will not hear from me, but cross me and repeatedly break those rules and you will be banned. I’m Thor around here. I lay down the hammer when necessary. I hope you enjoy B4B, but keep it clean!

Deltared

Nothing yet.

Jack Freemont

Nothing yet. MIA? KIA?

Jess1992

Nothing yet.

Lyssie (Larissa B.)

I think that Brownback is the best choice for America. I greatly admire his heart, his humanity, and his respect for all life, all around the world. My own politics are somewhat libertarian, and I’m Catholic (but respect people from other faiths, as long as they are kind and decent human beings.) I’m an avid hiker and like nothing better than hitting the trails with my two Airedales. (Hey, that rhymed!)

Psycheout

I support Sam Brownback. So should you!

My primary focus is conservative (not necessarily GOP) politics. I know that Sam Brownback is the best conservative in the running for the GOP nomination so far and attempt to prove that to our readers every day. At the very least I want voters to “just say no” to RINOs. I tend to focus on politics so most of the time people tend to ignore what I say. 😦

Personal Website: Psycheout’s Portal

Relee (Randall Smithson)

Nothing yet.

Sisyphus

Sam Brownback is the best hope for America at this point. That’s why I support him. As for me, not much to tell: I’m a recovering Democrat who didn’t wake up until 9/11/01, I come from the Northeast (still live here, for the time being), and I consider myself a religious man and a patriot. Beyond that, not much I’d care to tell. This is a page supporting Brownback’s candidacy, not Sisyphus’s. Anyone wishing to reach me by email may do so at sisyphus2000@gmail.com.

The Staff

A dedicated and experienced team of researchers and assistants without whom B4B would be impossible.


Brownback for President

43 Comments »

  1. Please go do something useful for society. This guy and conservative capitalist politics are a waste of time, they have brought us nothing but war and hate.

    Comment by Gavin — May 20, 2007 @ 11:51 am | Reply

  2. I obviously don’t expect an honest response to this, but what exactly did Brownback do to piss you off so badly? Does the guy really need a blog like this sabotage his already hopeless campaign?

    I must admit, though, it is pretty funny.

    Comment by Nathan — May 20, 2007 @ 1:14 pm | Reply

  3. God this whole site is genius– pure, satirical genius. Keep up the good work!

    Comment by Thankful — May 29, 2007 @ 3:25 pm | Reply

  4. It’s not satire. This is for real. Real as abortion, real as Jesus.

    Comment by S.T. Kelly — May 30, 2007 @ 8:02 am | Reply

  5. Come, on, this IS satire. Nobody is REALLY as pig-ignorant as Sisyphus. This is a brilliant send-up of the right wing creos that DO support Brownbeck. I mean come on – Sisyphus and Lyssie even post in their bios that “Sam Brownback is the best hope for America at this point”. Even Dembski’s math couldn’t figure the odds on this being even close to reality! I have heard through reliable sources that Brownbeck’s mother wouldn’t even vote for him (via personal information), so why would anyone waste a thought, let alone a vote on him?

    Keep up the good work – funny, funny stuff!

    Comment by J-Dog — May 31, 2007 @ 12:17 pm | Reply

  6. “It’s not satire. This is for real. Real as abortion, real as Jesus.”

    I am so glad you said real as Jesus. That means that Brownback and all of you wonderful Christian right-wing religious fanatics go to his house of religion on Sunday and pray to a deceased Jewish Rabbi!

    Can’t argue with historical facts – Jesus was a Jewish Rabbi and if he returned today he would look at all “Christian” and asked “Why aren’t you Jewish?”

    Comment by The Truth — June 1, 2007 @ 7:41 am | Reply

  7. I only hope and pray this site is satire. Unfortunately, I think it’s been hijacked by an all-too-sincere and all-too-misguided wingbat nutcase. Have fun providing fodder for Brownback critics, Sisyphus.

    Comment by ts — June 7, 2007 @ 11:49 am | Reply

  8. I am a new here but I think that what this site is trying to accomplish is just great. I truly hope that Brownback is the next president.

    Comment by BillD — June 13, 2007 @ 9:40 pm | Reply

  9. How do you become part of the team?

    Comment by BillD — June 13, 2007 @ 10:22 pm | Reply

  10. I have to get in touch with Psycheout. When he shows up again, we’re going to let some more people post. It’ll be a delay, though, as he hasn’t been around here much lately. I’m sorry.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 14, 2007 @ 5:25 am | Reply

  11. 😄 oh dear. I thought this was serious at first but BAHAHAHA. Brilliant! I’ve been laughing all morning!

    Comment by Severedscythe — July 11, 2007 @ 8:40 pm | Reply

  12. This is truly brilliant satire.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 23, 2007 @ 2:21 pm | Reply

  13. With the idiocy parrotted by the liberal trolls on this site, I suspect many of them are parodies. What’s with liberals labelling everything they disagree with as satire? Denial? Projection? Stupidity?

    Comment by Psycheout — July 23, 2007 @ 2:31 pm | Reply

  14. This site is satire. No two ways about it. Most people here agree that your oppinions are so absurd that they must be.

    Side note, of all the “B4B” team, only Lyssie seems at all reasonable. I’d like to here her talk once in a while rather than all Psycheout’s static.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 24, 2007 @ 6:39 pm | Reply

  15. You should add Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett (copyrighted) to the team. Under description, put “Withered old husk”.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 25, 2007 @ 11:56 pm | Reply

  16. I wonder if Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett smells like crushed dreams?

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 26, 2007 @ 12:57 pm | Reply

  17. It seems that you have posted a video of
    Frank Zappa (of blessed memory) as an endorsement of Mr. Brownsback’s candidacy.
    When Mr. Zappa stated that he thought America was headed towards a “fascist theocracy” it seemed like a presaging of Mr. Brownspack pursuit of the presidency. As an aside, this video appears to have been posted without the permission of the copyright holder(s) in direct
    and literal contradiction to the Federal Law.

    Frank Zappa was a genius, musically and oratorically. The others on Crossfire, in my opinion, were neither geniuses, nor big thinkers.

    Mr. Brownsback, in my opinion, is in the “Crossfire” group and will not be particulary important to American history.

    Sincerely,
    The Legndary Danny O’Doul

    Comment by The Legendary Danny O'Doul — September 6, 2007 @ 11:42 am | Reply

  18. Your comment was stupid on many, many levels, Danny. Not only that, it’s not even in the right thread.

    BTW, I got that video off of Youtube. I didn’t steal it and post it in violation of copyright laws. It’s CNN, not a movie.

    Comment by Sisyphus — September 6, 2007 @ 11:45 am | Reply

  19. It is not frequent that The Legendary Danny O’Doul is referred to as being “stupid on many levels.” Especially, by a barely literate budding politico who has a misguided view on both politics and federal copyright law.

    The object of your political affection may very much seek out supports who spew fecal spewtum of your variety, without any valuable content, or intelligible point.

    Sisyphus, maybe one day you will get that ball up the mountain, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

    Sincerely,
    The Legendary Danny O’Doul

    Comment by The Legendary Danny O'Doul — September 16, 2007 @ 7:57 am | Reply

  20. “The object of your political affection may very much seek out supports who spew fecal spewtum of your variety, without any valuable content, or intelligible point.

    Sisyphus, maybe one day you will get that ball up the mountain, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

    Sincerely,
    The Legendary Danny O’Doul”

    I agree with this staement.

    Comment by The Legendary Danny O’Doul — September 16, 2007 @ 7:57 am

    Comment by Spacebrother — September 16, 2007 @ 12:34 pm | Reply

  21. Sam Brown or should I call you Ed Nute……Are you that guy from Van Wilder 1?….you know, the one that can’t cum and eats dog-geed rolls.

    Comment by Dirty Sanchez — October 7, 2007 @ 4:37 pm | Reply

  22. OMG! A reference to a pagan god (Thor). What is happening to B4B???!!!???

    Comment by mposey — October 26, 2007 @ 7:14 am | Reply

  23. “God this whole site is genius– pure, satirical genius. Keep up the good work!”

    C’mon people, go along. Don’t spoil my fun. It’s not satire. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

    Comment by mposey — October 26, 2007 @ 7:19 am | Reply

  24. What happened to DPS?

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 4, 2007 @ 10:00 pm | Reply

  25. I was wondering if I could be added on the team. I think that we could greatly increase one another’s knowledge about politics, religion, and ‘science’ if I were added to the team.

    Comment by bobcorker — February 4, 2008 @ 6:48 pm | Reply

  26. HELLO…i think brownback is a good choice for america….thats all

    Comment by bubbly — February 29, 2008 @ 1:11 pm | Reply

  27. I was wondering if I could be added on the team. I think that we could greatly increase one another’s knowledge about politics, religion, and ’science’ if I were added to the team.

    Translation: “ah gots me a noose! we’s can go’n hang some nigars, spics, chinks, and womens!”

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 3, 2008 @ 1:10 am | Reply

  28. “I think that we could greatly increase one another’s knowledge about politics, religion, and ’science’ if I were added to the team.”
    No, you’d just delete and alter people’s posts like an immature child.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 3, 2008 @ 1:24 am | Reply

  29. “I think that we could greatly increase one another’s knowledge about politics, religion, and ’science’ if I were added to the team.”

    The Republicans are going to lose this time.

    God really doesn’t hate blacks, Mexicans, French, and the platypus.

    The world is round and orbits the sun, not vice versa.

    There, now your knowledge of all three have been greatly increased.

    Comment by The One — March 3, 2008 @ 6:14 am | Reply

  30. All of this hate being passed back and forth here is not always the fun and games that we would all like for it to be. Hate can be more devastating than many of us are fully aware of. I just found out for myself that I am capable of a much deeper hate than I ever thought possible, and it can be the worst feeling you can ever have.
    I reinserted the link to my Myspace page for this comment. And I would like to ask that those who are really serious about what they say here go there and read my last two blogs, what I say there has nothing to do with this site or anyone who posts here so I would appreciate it if you do not mention any of it back here. I just want some of you to realise that hate can do real damage and that damage can sometimes be irrepairable. I am having a hard time dealing with this hate as I have never experienced it before and it really scares me.
    I also know that at least a couple of you will use this as a weopon against me here on this site, for any who do, all I can say is that feel sorry for you. I will not mention the subject matter here and I hope no one else does either, I just want a few of you who truly hate each other here to know that this is a place to argue different opinions and to insult each other, but the real hate we should reserve for those who have actually done things to deserve it.
    In that light, I would also like to sincerely apologise to Bob Corker (and a couple others) for some of the hateful things I have said to him in these threads, for I have meant many of them and I regret that now. Corker is not the monster we would all like to think of him as, there are real monsters out there, and those are the ones we should worry about.
    I will be leaving for awhile shortly to spend some time with my family, and I hope to be back in full fighting form on my return, but for now I just want to wish the best for all of you here, from both sides of these arguments.
    Keep up the good fights here everyone, but let’s all try and keep the hate where it belongs, buried and forgotten.

    Comment by The One — March 3, 2008 @ 10:59 am | Reply

  31. Corker isn’t as bad as say, David Miscavige– but bad nonetheless.

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 3, 2008 @ 6:45 pm | Reply

  32. You’re right Dio. I thought I might find a bit of good in him if he read what happens in the real world with real evil people.

    I guess that’s what I get for thinking when I’m not used to it.

    Comment by The One — March 3, 2008 @ 7:38 pm | Reply

  33. Arn, I read your post 30. Apology accepted. Also, sorry I didn’t read this earlier.

    “No, you’d just delete and alter people’s posts like an immature child.”

    You know I could be added as merely a contributor, right?

    “Translation: “ah gots me a noose! we’s can go’n hang some nigars, spics, chinks, and womens!””

    Shut up.

    “The Republicans are going to lose this time.”

    The Republican nominee, John McCain, will, or he’d better. Huckabee and Brownback, however, will inherent the Presidency after 4 years of Democratic tyranny.

    “God really doesn’t hate blacks, Mexicans, French, and the platypus.”

    He doesn’t hate blacks or Mexicans. The French have committed lots of atrocities in Africa, however. Platypii are demons, too.

    “The world is round and orbits the sun, not vice versa.”

    The Bible says no.

    Comment by bobcorker — March 3, 2008 @ 9:45 pm | Reply

  34. “Corker isn’t as bad as say, David Miscavige– but bad nonetheless.”
    The only difference between the two is that Miscavige has the resources to make good on his twisted depravity.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 3, 2008 @ 9:50 pm | Reply

  35. Corker

    Thank you

    Comment by The One — March 4, 2008 @ 6:32 am | Reply

  36. Also, it appears that the original post on the platypus was correct on one point, the plural for platypus is actually platypuses not platypi as some argued on that post. Platypi doesn’t even show up in the dictionary but platypuses does.

    As for their being demons, we all know how stupid that idea is.

    Comment by The One — March 4, 2008 @ 6:41 am | Reply

  37. Platiphobia has no cure.

    Comment by MoxoM — May 2, 2008 @ 2:58 am | Reply

  38. The B4B team has died by buttfucking eachother to death

    Comment by Reswati — May 20, 2008 @ 2:37 pm | Reply

  39. “The B4B team has died by buttfucking eachother to death”

    Pretty unique way to go, lol

    Comment by Austin — May 23, 2008 @ 1:27 pm | Reply

  40. This blog is mine! Shut this blog down or rename it to Blogs4FrankieMclean!

    Comment by Frankie Mclean — December 13, 2009 @ 1:52 am | Reply

  41. This blog is mine! Leave or die!

    Comment by Frankie Mclean — December 13, 2009 @ 4:01 pm | Reply

  42. Pardon my french but who the h*** r u frankie mclean and how do u intend to claim this blog as ur own.

    Comment by d — March 26, 2013 @ 3:03 pm | Reply

  43. To bad psycheouts still here i wouldve liked it better if lyssie was the b4b teamster or even sam brown wouldve been better

    Comment by d — April 11, 2013 @ 5:40 pm | Reply


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