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April 7, 2008

Move Over Obama, Make Way for a Side of Rice

Condi in ChargeThe GOP has a wildcard in its pants that may just kick the Democrat party right in the junk.  Condi Rice, probably the best Secretary of State ever, is seriously considering injecting new life into the McCain candidacy by becoming the old guy’s VEEP.  And she’s a black (obama) woman (clinton).  So much for the defeatocrats.  And Condi knows how to win the War on Terror — she’s foreign policy expert, unlike either of the Dems.

If the choice is between an inexperienced hope monger and a smart woman with real experience, blacks will flock to the Republican party in droves.  The Democrats might as well give up now.

td

10 Comments »

  1. What happened to your ‘accent’? Decided to drop the Texan act?

    Shouldn’t Condie gb2/kitchen/?

    Comment by Elephant Bones and Armand de Richelieu — April 7, 2008 @ 4:56 pm | Reply

  2. Great title, Tyler. As the kids say these days, I LOL’d!

    Comment by Psycheout — April 7, 2008 @ 5:06 pm | Reply

  3. Condi Rice is the key that unlocks the White House doors! 🙂

    Comment by goodtimepolitics — April 7, 2008 @ 7:15 pm | Reply

  4. Condi rules!

    Comment by Psycheout — April 7, 2008 @ 7:59 pm | Reply

  5. Condi can dig into the heart of corruption. Using her front teeth. Kinda like PacMan meets a digging drill.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 7, 2008 @ 8:16 pm | Reply

  6. OOOOH I get all tingly when ever I think about our leather-clad Secretary of State! DO this DO THat!

    no no mistress don’t hurt me! Don’t. Hurt Me!

    With those sinfull thighs and those natural horns she has growing out of that demoned-haired head…

    Oh Oh A John Yoo / Kindasleaza Rice ticket….now that will be worth fixing up the prayer closet for and adding a few new rooms.

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 7, 2008 @ 9:18 pm | Reply

  7. With those sinfull thighs and those natural horns she has growing out of that demoned-haired head…

    Marty must be drinking racist punch with Corker.

    McCain pretty much declined any idea of her being running mate, though he held nothing but praise for her.

    […]probably the best Secretary of State ever[…]

    Considering Colin Powell was willing to bite his lip and sell this lame-ass war, you should have more praise. He’s certainly accomplished quite a bit.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 7, 2008 @ 10:47 pm | Reply

  8. Yeah, Condi definitely knows how to win the war. That’s why we’ve already won and are no longer over there, right?

    Mission Accomplished!

    Comment by Brian-sama — April 8, 2008 @ 4:44 pm | Reply

  9. “Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
    Whiplash girlchild in the dark
    Clubs and bells, your servant, dont forsake him
    Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

    Downy sins of streetlight fancies
    Chase the costumes she shall wear
    Ermine furs adorn the imperious
    Severin, severin awaits you there

    I am tired, I am weary
    I could sleep for a thousand years
    A thousand dreams that would awake me
    Different colors made of tears

    Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather
    Shiny leather in the dark
    Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you
    Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

    Severin, severin, speak so slightly
    Severin, down on your bended knee
    Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
    Taste the whip, now plead for me

    I am tired, I am weary
    I could sleep for a thousand years
    A thousand dreams that would awake me
    Different colors made of tears

    Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
    Whiplash girlchild in the dark
    Severin, your servant comes in bells, please dont forsake him
    Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart”
    Comment by Marty McPain — April 7, 2008 @ 9:18 pm

    I made your fail post into AWESOME

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 8, 2008 @ 10:30 pm | Reply

  10. “Blacks will flock to the Republican party in droves.”

    Nice try. Black people haven’t voted Republican in any significant numbers since the Great Depression. And given the depths to which the Republican party has sunk in the past two decades, I’d rather vote for Obama, thankyouverymuch. At least he isn’t trying to demonize everyone else in the race.

    Comment by L — April 9, 2008 @ 6:48 am | Reply


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