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August 3, 2007

The Enemy Sleeping With the Enemy

Filed under: Democratic Idiocy,Fornication,Media,Media Bias,Perverts — Sisyphus @ 5:32 am

Sleeping with the EnemyLooks like moonbat media officials are- literally- in bed with moonbat government officials:

A Spanish-language newscaster who had an affair with the mayor of Los Angeles has been suspended from her job for two months for violating conflict-of-interest policies, her network said Thursday.

Mirthala Salinas was having the relationship with Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa she announced the news of his separation from his wife of 20 years on local Telemundo station KVEA, Channel 52.

Leave it to a liberal to figure out a way to report their own carnality on television! This woman is the ultimate depravity.

mirthalasalinas.jpgHer exterior shell is quite shapely and deceptively pleasant to the eye, but beneath this pleasing visage beats the heart of a succubus. (One can see this if one looks into her eyes long enough, in fact.) She has ruined a marriage and damned a man to Hell. The fact that that man was a Democrat, and had already damned himself to Hell by trying to run the city of Los Angeles and not permitting it to fall into the sea where it belongs, is beside the point. He had a chance to redeem himself by converting to the Republican Party; but now, with his divorce, nothing can save him. He is doomed.

Meanwhile, Salinas will no doubt make millions writing a book about this affair. It will not doubt sell millions of copies, one day appearing in bookstores alongside books recounting the love affairs and contract murders of Sammy “The Bull” Gravano and Billary Rodham Clinton. Millions of moonbats will purchase these books, using money siphoned out of the US economy and away from the millions of decent, hardworking Republican Americans who would never stoop to reading such garbage. The depravity of moonbat America’s dark lusts knows no boundaries.

Our national spiritual economy is in dire straits. The only cure I can see is some form of penance. Miss Salinas must march herself into prison. Adultery is a crime punishable by death; it used to be, anyway, and should still be. I’m sure she’s unwilling to kill herself for the good of the nation, so willingly incarcerating herself is the next best thing. This woman must learn the ways of pain and suffering in this life, so that she doesn’t have to endure them in the next life. Remember, as her soul burns in Hell, the souls of 100 million moonbat children corrupted by her philanderings will burn in Hell, also.

At the very least, she should learn to strap her chest down and cover herself. It is little wonder that a man as spiritually weak as Mayor Villaraigosa was tempted by her harlotry. A decent, moral America would see her whipped in the streets for publicly adorning herself in such finery. But such an America awaits the Brownback Presidency, and likely the second term at that. In the meantime, this woman must either commit herself to prison or wear an outward sign of her adultery. In either case, she must beshroud her temptations. Telemundo has done the right thing by taking her off television. She must atone by doing the next right thing, by focusing less on the corruptive beauty of the flesh and more on the immortal, spiritual beauty of the soul.

18 Comments »

  1. For some reason this reminds me of Christine Chubbuck.

    Comment by Psycheout — August 3, 2007 @ 6:19 am | Reply

  2. All these local newswomen look like trollops on the make and the men look like whoremongers except the weathermen who look like flaming homos.

    Comment by Ann O'Maly — August 3, 2007 @ 6:40 am | Reply

  3. Good point, Ann. It wouldn’t surprise me if Villaraigosa were cheating on her, as well, with another man.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 3, 2007 @ 7:29 am | Reply

  4. Good point, Sisyphus. Oh wait, no.

    Bad, stupid point.

    “Meanwhile, Salinas will no doubt make millions writing a book about this affair. It will not doubt sell millions of copies, one day appearing in bookstores alongside books recounting the love affairs and contract murders of Sammy “The Bull” Gravano and Billary Rodham Clinton. Millions of moonbats will purchase these books, using money siphoned out of the US economy and away from the millions of decent, hardworking Republican Americans who would never stoop to reading such garbage. The depravity of moonbat America’s dark lusts knows no boundaries.”

    If I wanted shameless, idiotic speculation than I’d listen to gossip.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 3, 2007 @ 8:10 am | Reply

  5. I am really aroused by this article and the picture. I think she is a real beauty and am ready to extrude my foot in her direction.

    It may take a while but I now know where to clamp my shell. She’s the babe!

    Comment by Happy Clam — August 3, 2007 @ 9:08 am | Reply

  6. “Her exterior shell is quite shapely and . . . pleasant to the eye”

    I see you agree with me Sissy Puss.

    Comment by Happy Clam — August 3, 2007 @ 9:10 am | Reply

  7. She has scary teeth.

    Comment by dadaclu — August 3, 2007 @ 11:07 am | Reply

  8. She’s not bad looking.

    ..Happy Clam, wtf is with you and clams?

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 3, 2007 @ 11:22 am | Reply

  9. Maybe he’s a Scientologist…

    Comment by AutoFire — August 3, 2007 @ 11:24 am | Reply

  10. “If I wanted shameless, idiotic speculation than I’d listen to gossip.”

    I’m not sure I’m quite ready to hear what it is you want so soon after lunch, Brandon.

    “It may take a while but I now know where to clamp my shell. She’s the babe!”

    That’s very lewd talk, Happy Clam. I thought you were better than this.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 3, 2007 @ 12:54 pm | Reply

  11. “I see you agree with me Sissy Puss.”

    She’s a harlot and a succubus. She will drag you down into damnation with her, Happy Clam. I have no intention of joining you.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 3, 2007 @ 12:55 pm | Reply

  12. As soon as Brownback is elected President, we can extend the wall on the Mexican border to veer up around Kookifornia too. Let the sodomites, flesh merchants and harlots wither away in a filthy pit of their own decadence.

    Comment by Promisekeeper — August 3, 2007 @ 1:42 pm | Reply

  13. I can’t help but notice that you are just chocked FULL of ‘wonderful’ ideas as to what the punishment/pennance for the woman in this situation should be, but have nary a comment as to how the man should suffer.

    Typical fundamentalist. Theres not one iota of diffenece in outlook on this between you and the ‘Islamofacists’ that you claim to want to protect America from.

    Comment by indyandy — August 4, 2007 @ 7:16 am | Reply

  14. Men and women are not the same, obviously. Just as G-d gave man dominion over the earth and the animals upon it, so did He give men the duty of head of the household.

    The man is the head and a good woman is his partner. Without someone in charge, there is anarchy. This is basic stuff, isn’t it? You instinctively know this to be true, right?

    I hope I don’t have to spell it out for you. This is all so basic.

    Comment by Psycheout — August 4, 2007 @ 7:24 am | Reply

  15. So therefore men get a free pass on bearing any of the responsibility for commiting adultery? Esp. if he is “in charge”, it should fall on HIM to say: “this is wrong; I won’t participate in it”.

    It takes two to Tango.

    Comment by indyandy — August 4, 2007 @ 8:19 am | Reply

  16. Everyone Knows clams can’t type – can they?

    Comment by Ann O'Maly — August 4, 2007 @ 9:36 pm | Reply

  17. ..Happy Clam, wtf is with you and clams?
    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 3, 2007 @ 11:22 am

    clams are the highest life form. don’t you know the phrase “happy as a clam”?

    “Everyone Knows clams can’t type – can they?
    Comment by Ann O’Maly — August 4, 2007 @ 9:36 pm ”

    first you make a statement (a lie by the way) as if you know something, and then you backtrack and look for support. typical female!

    My foot works just fine for typing, thank you very much.

    Comment by Happy Clam — August 5, 2007 @ 10:41 pm | Reply

  18. Just bear in mind that a woman like Salinas eats mollusks like you for breakfast, Happy Clam. Stay away.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 6, 2007 @ 7:10 am | Reply


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