Blogs 4 Brownback

April 22, 2008

Barry Obama: Soft on Crime, Soft on Terror, Hard on America

Filed under: Barack Obama,Campaign 2008,Media,YouTube — Tyler Dresden @ 3:58 pm
Tags: ,

Floyd Brown, the man responsible for the very effective Willie Horton ad against Mike Dukakis, is back.  Now his sights are set on another soft-on-crime liberal Democrat.

Ouch, that’s gonna sting.  Commenters should discuss other reasons why B. Hussein Obama should not become president.  That’s a softball.  Go for it!


February 26, 2008

Profiles in Courage: Clarence Thomas

While some prominent black people prefer to engage in criminal behavior like crack cocaine-smoking sodomy, others show themselves to be true American patriots. A prime example of this is Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. Ever since his contentious 1991 confirmation hearing, he’s had to endure the slings and arrows of outraged racist moonbat media people. Case in point:

Two years and 144 cases have passed since Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas last spoke up at oral arguments. It is a period of unbroken silence that contrasts with the rest of the court’s unceasing inquiries.

Hardly a case goes by, including two appeals that were argued Monday, without eight justices peppering lawyers with questions. Oral arguments offer justices the chance to resolve nagging doubts about a case, probe its weaknesses or make a point to their colleagues.

Left, right and center, the justices ask and they ask and they ask. Sometimes they debate each other, leaving the lawyer at the podium helpless to jump in. “I think you’re handling these questions very well,” Chief Justice John Roberts quipped to a lawyer recently in the midst of one such exchange.

Leaning back in his leather chair, often looking up at the ceiling, Thomas takes it all in, but he never joins in.

Monday was no different. Thomas said nothing.

He occasionally leans to his right to share a comment or a laugh with Justice Stephen Breyer. Less often, he talks to Justice Anthony Kennedy, to his immediate left.

Thomas, characteristically, declined to comment for this article. But in the course of his publicity tour for his autobiography, “My Grandfather’s Son,” the 59-year-old justice discussed his reticence on the bench on several occasions.

The questions may be helpful to the others, Thomas said, but not to him.

“One thing I’ve demonstrated often in 16 years is you can do this job without asking a single question,” he told an adoring crowd at the Federalist Society, a conservative legal group.

The book tour showed that the topic comes up even among friendly audiences.

Indeed, Thomas’ comment was provoked by this question: Why do your colleagues ask so many questions?

His response: “I did not plant that question. That’s a fine question. When you figure out the answer, you let me know,” he said.

Thomas understands the nature of his work. He knows full well that the Supreme Court overreached its Constitutional authority back when it was run by Communists like Earl Warren and Thurgood Marshall, its overreach gaining unprecedented levels of anti-American totalitarianism at the ideological behest of worthless Trotskyite Micks like Brennan. Thomas, and Chief Justice Roberts, are doing their part to limit the Court’s role to its historic function: settling Constitutional disputes between the Legislature and the Executive, and correcting the overreach of lower Court that overlook the original intent of the Framers of the Constitution.

You know what makes anti-Thomas smear jobs like this one evern more ridiculous? Thomas has friends on the Left side of the Court who agree with him.

The typical hourlong argument session can sometimes be difficult, even for a practiced questioner.

“I really would like to hear what those reasons are without interruption from all of my colleagues,” Justice John Paul Stevens said at an argument in the fall.

Even a treefrog like Stevens wishes the Court would shut up and get to work. Why doesn’t he get a nasty article about him? Because the media agrees with his politics, that’s why.

In the past, the Georgia-born Thomas has chalked up his silence to his struggle as a teenager to master standard English after having grown up speaking Geechee, a kind of dialect that thrived among former slaves on the islands off the South Carolina, Georgia and Florida coasts.

He also has said he will ask a pertinent question if his colleagues don’t but sees no need to engage in the back-and-forth just to hear his own voice.

Lately, he has focused on the latter reason.

“If I think a question will help me decide a case, then I’ll ask that question,” he told C-SPAN’s Brian Lamb in October. “Otherwise, it’s not worth asking because it detracts from my job.”

He talked in that same interview about descriptions of him as the silent justice.

The racists are giving Thomas trouble because, despite the fact that he didn’t grow up in an English-speaking household, he’s trying to master English as a second language. I’ll take that over your English-refusing illegal alien any day; but to some in this country, foreigners who refuse to speak any language but the hodge-podge gobbledygook Satan taught their ancestors should receive more rights in this country than a hero like Thomas. Liberals are kooks; what do you expect?

Suppose surgeons started discussing the merits of removing a gallbladder while in the operating room, Thomas said, as quoted by U.S. News & World Report. “You really didn’t go in there to have a debate about gallbladder surgery,” he said. Similarly, “we are there to decide cases, not to engage in seminar discussions.”

Exactly. Shut up and do your job, Court. Nobody’s paying you to gesture emptily and hear yourselves think. We want speedy opinions pulling the law back in line with the Original intent, not a bunch of talky-talky Communists spewing Marxist vomit all over our hallowed documents and traditions. Thomas, like Scalia, Alito, and Roberts, is a true American hero for understanding all this. The media can crucify him for it, but he’ll continue to endure for many a year yet.

Please keep our America-loving Justices hale and healthy, Lord, and smite our infanticide-loving enemies with plagues during Republican Administrations.

February 22, 2008

Barack Obama is a Homosexual Crackhead

Looks like the Democrats are nominating only their finest representative, as usual.

The meteoric rise of US Presidential candidate Barack Obama may be headed for a crash landing, if charges of a homosexual tryst and crack-cocaine drug binge are proven to be true.

The shocking allegations, made by a Mr. Larry Sinclair, first appeared on a self-made YouTube video several weeks ago, shortly before the hotly-contested South Carolina primary. In the video, Mr. Sinclair alleges that back in 1999, when Mr. Obama was still a state representative, he smoked crack cocaine while receiving oral sex from Mr. Sinclair.

In an interview with talk radio show The Right Perspective, Mr. Sinclair says he was running drugs back in 1999, and was in Chicago “doing business”. “I wanted to meet someone who knew the city,” he said. Mr. Sinclair’s limo driver introduced the two, who hit it off immediately. After Mr. Obama scored cocaine for him, Mr. Sinclair’s “gaydar” went off and made a pass at Mr. Obama, who did not refuse. It was then when Mr. Sinclair allegedly performed oral sex on Mr. Obama. Mr. Sinclair also alleges that Mr. Obama smoked crack cocaine while receiving oral favors from Mr. Sinclair.

The following day, Mr. Sincalir alleges that Mr. Obama visited him at his hotel room for a “quickie,” where they did more cociaine and Mr. Sinclair performed oral sex on Mr. Obama for a second time.

Mr. Sinclair told The Right Perspective that he can prove his allegations, providing hotel receipts and the limousine driver who introduced him to Mr. Obama and whose limo the alleged scandal occurred. Mr. Sinclair can also provide details on Mr. Obama’s genitals, too. Mr. Sinclair believes Mr. Obama is an “on-the-down-low” closet case and is likely bisexual.

Mr. Sinclair believes that Mr. Obama’s honesty over the drug issue is the more important issue at stake, maintaining Mr. Obama’s revelation of drug use being firmly in the past is not true and that Mr. Obama has not stopped using cocaine.

Mr. Sinclair asserts that he has been trying to get word of his alleged tryst with Mr. Obama out since last Fall, and YouTube was a “last resort” after both MSNBC and The New York Post buried a story based on his claims, despite having verified them. “It’s like, anything [negative] you have on Obama is untouchable, it’s forbidden” and blames Obama campaign manager David Axelrod for engineering a media blackout on the story. Mr. Sinclair has threatened to sue David Axelrod, for running a “smear campaign” that attempts to tie Mr. Sinclair with a rival political campaign.

Heh heh heh. THIS is the man the Democrats want to send to the White House, a sodomite drug addict with little experience and a penchant for lying. Why is the MSM ignoring this story? Where is the Communist News Network’s reporting? Oh, wait.

But maybe it’s not so simple. Obama and I are roughly the same age. I grew up in liberal circles in New York City — a place to which people who wished to rebel against their upbringings had gravitated for generations. And yet, all of my mixed race, black/white classmates throughout my youth, some of whom I am still in contact with, were the product of very culturally specific unions. They were always the offspring of a white mother, (in my circles, she was usually Jewish, but elsewhere not necessarily) and usually a highly educated black father. And how had these two come together at a time when it was neither natural nor easy for such relationships to flourish? Always through politics. No, not the young Republicans. Usually the Communist Youth League. Or maybe a different arm of the CPUSA. But, for a white woman to marry a black man in 1958, or 60, there was almost inevitably a connection to explicit Communist politics. (During the Clinton Administration we were all introduced to then U. of Pennsylvania Professor Lani Guinier — also a half black/half Jewish, red diaper baby.)

I don’t know how Barak Obama’s parents met. But the Kincaid article referenced above makes a very convincing case that Obama’s family, later, (mid 1970s) in Hawaii, had close relations with a known black Communist intellectual. And, according to what Obama wrote in his first autobiography, the man in question — Frank Marshall Davis — appears to have been Barack’s own mentor, and even a father figure. Of course, since the Soviet Union itself no longer exists, it’s an open question what it means practically to have been politically mentored by an official Communist. Ideologically, the implications are clearer.

Political correctness was invented precisely to prevent the mainstream liberal media from persuing the questions which might arise about how Senator Obama’s mother, from Kansas, came to marry an African graduate student. Love? Sure, why not? But what else was going on around them that made it feasible? Before readers level cheap accusations of racism — let’s recall that the very question of interracial marriage only became a big issue later in the 1960s. The notion of a large group of mixed race Americans became an issue during and after the Vietnam War. Even the civil-rights movement kept this culturally explosive matter at arm’s distance.

It was, of course, an explicit tactic of the Communist party to stir up discontent among American blacks, with an eye toward using them as the leading edge of the revolution. To be sure, there was much to be discontented about, for black Americans, prior to the civil-rights revolution. To their credit, of course, most black Americans didn’t buy the commie line — and showed more faith in the possibilities of democratic change than in radical politics, and the results on display in Moscow.

Time for some investigative journalism about the Obama family’s background, now that his chances of being president have increased so much.

Nevermind, they’d never turn on a fellow traveler. Like father, like son.

No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, if you don’t see Obama as a national disgrace, you’re probably one yourself. All Americans must do everything in their power to keep this man as far away from the White House as humanly possible. The FBI shouldn’t even allow him to visit there as a tourist. He’d probably end up getting arrested in the restroom for lewd conduct and drug abuse.

UPDATE: Looks like others are covering this, too. You can lie about it but you can’t hide it, Crack Cocaine Hussein Osama!

February 8, 2008

Coulter: America Deserves to be Run By Moonbats

Ann Coulter has a point, here. If the Democrats win, the American people will flock to the Party of God. As it is, 8 years of moral, sensible government have made the American people complacent, and ripe for the lies and distortions of a deviant candidate like Hitlery.

As usual, Coulter’s one of the smarter analysts out there. (I do wish she’d strap her chest down, but otherwise I also find her a very moral, and very alluring, woman.) Where I tend to disagree with her is her failure to endorse Brownback. I’m not sure America can stand 4 years of Hitlery, even if it’s followed by another 2 decades of Republican dominance. We’re still languishing under a recession caused by Bill Clinton; do we really want a Hitlery recession added onto that? We’ll be in the Great Depression in no time if we keep letting Democrats rule us.

I agree with Coulter about one thing, though: maybe America deserves to be run by Democrats. If we can’t elect God’s candidate, then Hell’s choice is our substitution.

January 15, 2008

Demonwatch: Madonna

I feel the time is ripe to discuss the deviant and anti-Christian practices of the harlot known as the artist known as Madonna. Her real name is Mrs. Ritchie, but no one will know whom you’re talking about if you refer to her that way. “The Harlot” will likely earn you some topic recognition, though.

This degenerate video is fairly innocent, for Mrs. Ritchie’s typical fare. The worst is her film “Body of Evidence,” in which the harlot displays flagrant nudity; also, the unspeakably depraved “Justify My Love,” a video which single-handedly created hundreds of sexually-confused Sodomites when MTV foolishly aired it in 1992. Hermaphrodism, bestiality, sado-masochism, and fornication are typical day’s work for this unspeakably, insufferably deranged strumpet.

This woman’s antics have long grated against the American Christian conscience. The fact that she’s chosen to call herself “Madonna” only adds blasphemy to her long list of iniquities.

Luckily for “Madonna”, she lives in Europe now. Her fellow Atheist moonbats will shield her from retribution after the Christian victory in 2008, but not for long. God will not suffer His authority to be flaunted forever, and one who sullies the name of the Virgin Mary by associating it with prostitution is begging Heaven to destroy them.

I pray that Britain will relinquish “Madonna” (Mrs. Ritchie)to the proper authorities when the time is ripe. Failure to do so could justify stern countermeasures, up to and including the use of military force to take this woman by force to her native land for criminal prosecution. Crimes against Christianity are not to be tolerated, even if the abettors seek sanctuary amongst our friends and allies.

January 5, 2008

Billo Shows Osama Staffer Who’s Boss

Bill O'ReillyCulture warrior Bill O’Reilly allegedly shoved a Barack Hussein Osama staffer, but he obviously had it coming to him.  How dare anyone get between Billo and a story.

Fox News host Bill O’Reilly got into a confrontation with an Obama aide after O’Reilly started screaming at him as he tried to get Barack Obama’s attention following a rally here. O’Reilly eventually did chat briefly with Obama and asked him to be a guest on his show.

What a great man!  Even after being wronged, he still invited Osama to be on his show.  But DemocRATs hate fair and balanced Fox News, so I wouldn’t stay up all night waiting for that phone call, Bill.

The incident was triggered when O’Reilly–with a Fox News crew shooting–was screaming at Obama National Trip Director Marvin Nicholson “Move” so he could get Obama’s attention, according to several eyewitnesses. “O’Reilly was yelling at him, yelling at his face,” a photographer shooting the scene said.

O’Reilly grabbed Nicholson’s arm and shoved him, another eyewitness said. Nicholson, who is 6’8, said O’Reilly called him “low class.”

Even in the face of a ridiculously tall Obama goon, Bill O’Reilly is not afraid to work hard on behalf of the American people to get the straight dope on the dope and crack smoking Hussein.

Thankfully, alert Secret Service agents were there to defend Bill O’Reilly against this out of control, possibly ‘roid raging, Obama henchman.

Secret Service agents who were nearby flanked O ‘Reilly after he pushed Nicholson. They told O’Reilly he needed to calm down and get behind the fence-like barricade that contained the press.

And Bill respectfully invited the un-American Muslim candidate to be on his show.  What an honor for the sure to lose Democrat party candidate!

O’Reilly yelled “sir” at Obama and Obama walked over, not aware of what happened and told him he had an overflow crowd to visit. According to the time code from a photographer shooting the two, Obama and O’Reilly talked near 11:45 a.m. eastern time.

He just came right around the barricade. They shook hands and Mr. O’Reilly said he thought Sen. Obama was great and that he loved him and loved to have him on the show and said he would think about coming on after the primaries.

Obama should consider himself lucky that O’Reilly has chosen not to sue.  Another win for freedom of speech for the press.  Bill O’Reilly: culture warrior and American hero.  We all owe this great man a debt of gratitude.

— Psycheout

January 3, 2008

Huckabee on Leno, Part II

Part II of the interview. Huckabee makes some more excellent points, particularly about the fair tax. The fair tax seems like the greatest idea since supply side economics, and it deserves a shot.

Huckabee on Leno, Part I

I love Leno! This is a great video. Huckabee does an excellent job carrying his message to the people. The story about the guitar is especially poignant. Kudos to him for bringing victory to the American people. And kudos to Leno for crossing the SAG picket line to bring the American people this broadcast. SAG is an evil organization, founded and staffed by degenerate moonbat Communists, dedicated to the proposition that America should be ruled by France.

December 11, 2007

Vampires are Pure Evil

NosferatuOne thing that all right-thinking can agree upon is that vampirism is a grievous sin. The act of undeath may, or may not, be valid in reality. However, the concept of vampirism, and of related practices of blood-sucking, Satanism, depravity, and murder, is alive and well, and its address is in the Democrat Party.

Vampirism has been with us since time immemorial. It, and its related sin, liberalism, latch onto the body (individual’s, or politic’s) neck, siphon the life force from them, and corrupt the remainder into a willing acolyte. Whether one is talking about a Bram Stoker character or a nation like Sweden, the effects of vampirism are the same: a corrupt, degraded addiction to social welfare programs, the tax dollars of others, and the life force of whatever society of individuals one happens upon.

VampyreIt is no coincidence that vampire expert Ann Rice endorsed John Kerry in 2004. It is no coincidence that she endorses Hillary Clinton today. Nor is it a coincidence that John Kerry is directly descended from Vlad Tepes, otherwise known as Count Dracula.

Yes, the Democrat Party’s record is rife with links and connections to vampires and vampirism. And these are the moonbats running Congress today. It’s no wonder that John Gibson was able to pinpoint the link between vampirism and the decision to cut and run in Iraq:

What should we say about politicians who actually fear a good report on the surge? Whose nightly prayers are evidently that their county lose a war because otherwise they might lose an election? Oh the panic, oh the terror! Win the war?

Believe it or not there are Americans for whom that is very, very bad news. You wonder how they sleep, unless it’s upside down in a cave. Vampires don’t have trouble sleeping.

That’s My Word.

VampPresident Brownback should use his mandate to begin the destruction of all vampires in America. Some of those vampires may be the ones spoken of in the Bible. Some of them may be the ones wearing suits and peace symbols in Washington, DC. All of them must be destroyed if they threaten our lives, or the life force of our society. President Brownback should send Ann Rice to Guantanamo, as well, if she won’t stop spouting this leftist nonsense and endorsing vampire candidates for office.

Vampirism is no laughing matter. We patriots, Christians, and Republicans must do all in our power to stand against vampirism, Satanism, Sodomism, Marxism, Heliocentrism, atheism, secularism, Islamism, Paganism, liberalism, anti-Triclavianism, and any other anti-American dunderheaded evil nonsense -ism you can think of.

May God bless these United States!

November 20, 2007

The Hysteria Factor

Filed under: Idiocy,Media,Nanny State — Psycheout @ 11:16 am
Tags: , , , , ,

HysteriaThe WHO has finally admitted to what many of us have known or suspected for years: that they have been exaggerating the AIDS numbers. Why? It’s simple: to scare us into supporting condoms for children and “sex education” at younger and younger ages. It’s for the children, that we must corrupt them, it’s for their own good that we give them a pack of condoms in their homework. And it’s all been due to a big lie, just one of many.

As a matter of fact, the WHO will be revising the numbers down some 40%. That’s quite a readjustment. Oops, we were off by millions, maybe uh er, 7 million or so, but who knows? It’s not an accident, no way. It was done accidentally on purpose. There’s a lot of money to made and a lot of social engineering to be done when liberals whip up the good old reliable hysteria.

No ThoughtThis same “chicken little” strategy is being pimped by Al Gore (the Goracle) and his mindless panicky followers who emotionally and tearfully claim that manbearpig, er, global warming, is coming to kill us all, so we have to do something really stupid right now. There’s no time to think. It’s stupidity or death.

But that’s a false choice, right out of the leftist playbook. Actually it’s stupidity or common sense, that’s why they try to rush us to judgement without any actual, you know, evidence. Panic! Hurry! Do something stupid! Ban cars! Redefine marriage! Fornicate with animals! Vote for Clinton! And on and on it goes.

I’ll bet if you put your mind to it, you will find other examples where the hysteria pimps on the left try to scare Americans and rational thinking conservatives into stupid solutions for non-existent problems. I’ll give you a couple of more examples, and then you can add your own in the comment thread.

Smoking and the Secondhand Smoke Boogieman

No Smoking

Oh noes! The second hand smoke fairy is going to KILL YOU DEAD! We better ban all smoking in bars and restaurants and private residences or we’re all going to die! It’s for the children!

Meanwhile smoking rates goes down while asthma rates go up.

But if only all teh awful, nasty, smelly, MURDEROUS smokers were sent to the moon it would all be betterz!one!!

Guns and Crazy People

No GunsOh noes! Some crazy person killed someone with a handgun! Ban all gunz or we’re all dead!

Some kid just shot himself with a gun his stupid dad left on the coffee table!

Quick! Do something stupid! Don’t think! Hurry! BAN ALL GUNS!!!eleven! Repeal the Second Amendment or we’s all DOOOMED!

Moar Examples of The Hysteria Factor

Now it’s your turn. Liberal nanny state know-it-alls use this tactic all the time. I bet you’ve got some examples that others haven’t even thought of. Go for it, B4B readers!

— Psycheout

November 14, 2007

Open Movie Thread

Filed under: Debate,Defending America,Family Values,Media,Media Bias,Open Thread — Sisyphus @ 11:56 am

Movie Slate BoardWhich movie is more harmful to American culture, your average pornographic film or “Fahrenheit 9/11”? My vote is on the latter, as more people will see it. Also, treason is a far worse sin than lust. But others may disagree. Discuss.

November 13, 2007

America’s Musicians Are Not Dying Quickly Enough

American Musician's GraveI am forced to listen to a great deal of radio music in my workplaces. One common element throughout the modern music I hear, apart from its appalling themes and utter lack of quality, is the dearth of death among its degenerate composers and performers.

This lack of demise troubles me immensely. I’m subjected to endless songs about fornication, drug addiction, atheism, and alcohol abuse. Yet those who perpetrate these crimes against humanity do not suffer for their actions. Many of them have even lived into their thirties.

At least in the 1960s, the deviants who destroyed our nation’s moral fibre largely had the decency to allow themselves to be consumed in their own maelstrom. Jim Morrison, Jim Hendrix, Janice Joplin, John Lennon, Bob Marley, Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain– the list of sinful musicians answering for their sins in their youths goes on and on. Some died from their drugs, some from suicide or Divine Vengeance. The point is, they died, most of them in well-deserved agony, cursing their own sinful lives as God sent them to their eternal reward for their misdeeds.

Today’s musicians defy Heaven for longer. By remaining alive, they set a poor example for our nation’s youth. How can one discourage one’s children from fornicating and taking drugs, when prominent examples of those doing so live on well into their fifties? These dogs haven’t the decency to pay for their crimes in their youths, when they might at least be able to plead youthful folly as an excuse; instead, they linger on, decade after decade, contributing check after check to the Democrat Party, NARAL, and NAMBLA, sowing the seeds of further sin and embelishing those already committed.

Surely none can count it a mercy to allow such filth to continue to draw breath. The real question is, what is one to do about it? Obviously, President Bush- for all his many virtues- is not the man to cope with this crisis. President Brownback will face a serious challenge culling the chaff from the wheat in the American entertainment industry. All-star performers like Ted Nugent and Toby Keith must emerge from the crucible stronger than ever; filth like Jay-Z, the Rolling Stones, and Beyonce must face serious punishments.

I wouldn’t rule out Guantanamo, if President Brownback is feeling clement; but more likely, the retribution for the “music” spawned by this filth will have to be far more severe. In any case, President Brownback will take the appropriate measures. These degenerate hedonists who masquerade themselves as “artists” are in for a rude awakening come January 2009.

November 10, 2007

Proof That This Site Is Not a Parody

ClownI’m a little bit tired of having to defend Blogs 4 Brownback against endless accusations that it’s a parody site. The long and short of it is, it isn’t. Nothing said by leftist journalists or indignant trolls can alter the fact that we stand by every word we write. We believe what we say. Deal with it.

I know that the Truth is a hard thing for liberals to swallow. Being fed on a diet of lies your whole life is like eating nothing but poison and potato chips until you hit 30. Your body, mind, and soul are incredibly warped, and it could take years for them to adjust to a healthier lifestyle.

I just wanted you to know that your views and opinions sound equally warped to me. Here is my impression of a typical leftist poster on this blog. It’s no one in particular, just my compilation “parody” take on the amalgamation of deviant positions you people espouse:

Hello, I seem to be having some sort of problem. You see, I’m a typical liberal American. I enjoy Satan-worshipping, flag-burning, child molesting, and church-window-breaking as much as the next liberal. But lately, I’ve begun to question my relationship with my significant others. Let me tell you the story.

The other night, after saying our prayers to Satan and burning incense and kitten corpses wrapped in opium-drenched American flags, I was fornicating as usual with my boyfriend, girlfriend, and dogfriend. The fornication was very nice, and I was pleased to note that I could almost hear Jesus crying as He watched us frolic and desecrate our bodies in unnatural sexual acts so heinous that not even Satan himself could have conceived of them. So it was a typical night so far, really.

The problem arose during a lull in our unspeakable sodomies. We decided to enhance our sinning experience by taking highly illegal drugs, in order to make ourselves “high” so that the next session of fornication could attain even deeper levels of vileness and depravity. My boyfriend and girlfriend each had many different pills of numerous shapes and sizes and colors, and my natural instinct was to consume them all, since secularism is colorblind and one of a thing is as good as another. But my boyfriend and girlfriend became quite indignant when I tried to eat these red pills. “Don’t take those,” they said. “They’ll knock you out, and then we won’t be able to keep defiling our bodies with you.”

Now, I can appreciate the need for a good round of fornication as well as the next liberal. After all, trying to kill God and destroy the United States are part of our very essence, and unnatural sexual congress is an integral part of our long-term strategy in achieving those goals. But what I didn’t like was that my partners insisted that I only take the small blue pills. That struck me as incredibly racist, and completely contrary to the affirmative action policies every good liberal should espouse to the utter detriment of society as a whole.

I’ve come to think that my boyfriend, girlfriend, and dogfriend are actually concealing latent conservative tendencies. Their racism must not go unpunished. I have already written to Osama Bin Laden for instructions on the matter. He advised me to kill them and burn their corpses on a bonfire. I think I will do just that. Then Osama will reward my faithful service when he conquers this weak, Christian nation by giving me numerous Christian slaves to molest and corrupt and turn aside from the ways of God and toward the path of Satan. Fundamentally, secularism and Islam are the same. We both want to tell Americans that their way of life is degenerate and evil, and we both want to enslave them and force them to do our bidding. I think Osama and I see eye to eye on the issues that really matter, like destroying America and forcing everyone in Texas to worship at the altar of Beelzebub.

Thank Satan (through his trusted medium of conversion, rap music) for people like me, otherwise America might remain a Christian nation and derive strength from Jesus Christ in its holy quest to make the peoples of the world turn aside from secularism and toward decency, virtue, and other words I despise. Thank God that soon all such people will convert under our torments or be crucified and die. We shall inherit the Earth, and sing Kumbaya with the Islamists all day and all night long.

That is what a parody looks like, liberals. And it’s only funny because it hits so close to home, to what you people really think and feel.

This blog is not a parody. You are.

October 19, 2007

A Word About the RINO Rumors

Sam BrownbackRight now, RINOs, Helioleftists, and various other atheist moonbat treefrog America-haters are spreading rumors that Brownback is withdrawing from the GOP race today. I have one thing to say to these people- So what?

The GOP in its current form has become infected with people like Giuliani, who’d rather talk to his latest harlot on the telephone than talk to a roomful of veterans; McCain, whose only contribution to this campaign has been sucking airtime away from valid candidates; Romney, who wears magical underpants and worships a phony deity masqueraded as Our Lord; and Huckabee, who talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk. Brownback is better off as a write-in candidate, if it comes to that, than he is competing for the nomination with this assortment of closeted Democrats and flagrant heathens.

It is saddening, of course, that many patriotic Americans may sin by voting for the GOP nominee over Senator Brownback in a write-in campaign. One may still hold out a glimmer of hope that it doesn’t come down to that. However, one must also abide by the Edicts of God. If God decides to test America’s faith by having Brownback win a write-in campaign rather than as a regular Republican nominee, let us praise the Will of God.

A write-in campaign victory would be unheard-of in the annals of American politics. It would be nothing short of miraculous. 50% of America’s atheists would convert upon receipt of the news, saving their souls; the other 50% would commit suicide or flee to New Zealand, thereby damning themselves and everyone foolish enough to listen to them in future.

Yes, the more I think about it, the more it seems to me that having Brownback drop out of the Republican race for President is the greatest victory God could give the man, and the nation. It will make us all savor the sweetness of his 2008 write-in victory that much more.

We here at Blogs 4 Brownback will, of course, stand behind the Senator, no matter what happens today or in future. If the GOP rejects Brownback, they shall cast themselves into the Lake of Fire right alongside the Democrats. Brownback is for all true Americans, not RINOs or liberals or secularists of any stripe or persuasion.

God bless America. Let us all continue to pray for Brownback’s eventual victory, and let us all work hand in hand to see that the blessed work of God comes to pass.

UPDATE: The Book of Judges, Chapter 7:

“1THEN JERUBBAAL, that is, Gideon, and all the people who were with him rose early and encamped beside the spring of Harod; and the camp of Midian was north of them by the hill of Moreh in the valley.

2The Lord said to Gideon, The people who are with you are too many for Me to give the Midianites into their hands, lest Israel boast about themselves against Me, saying, My own hand has delivered me.

3So now proclaim in the ears of the men, saying, Whoever is fearful and trembling, let him turn back and depart from Mount Gilead. And 22,000 of the men returned, but 10,000 remained.

4And the Lord said to Gideon, The men are still too many; bring them down to the water, and I will test them for you there. And he of whom I say to you, This man shall go with you, shall go with you; and he of whom I say to you, This man shall not go with you, shall not go.

5So he brought the men down to the water, and the Lord said to Gideon, Everyone who laps up the water with his tongue as a dog laps it, you shall set by himself, likewise everyone who bows down on his knees to drink.

6And the number of those who lapped, putting their hand to their mouth, was 300 men, but all the rest of the people bowed down upon their knees to drink water.

7And the Lord said to Gideon, With the 300 men who lapped I will deliver you, and give the Midianites into your hand. Let all the others return every man to his home.

8So the people took provisions and their trumpets in their hands, and he sent all the rest of Israel every man to his home and retained those 300 men. And the host of Midian was below him in the valley.

9That same night the Lord said to Gideon, Arise, go down against their camp, for I have given it into your hand.

10But if you fear to go down, go with Purah your servant down to the camp

11And you shall hear what they say, and afterward your hands shall be strengthened to go down against the camp. Then he went down with Purah his servant to the outposts of the camp of the armed men.

12And the Midianites and the Amalekites and all the sons of the east lay along the valley like locusts for multitude; and their camels were without number, as the sand on the seashore for multitude.

13When Gideon arrived, behold, a man was telling a dream to his comrade. And he said, Behold, I dreamed a dream, and behold, a cake of [a]barley bread tumbled into the camp of Midian and came to the tent and struck it so that it fell, and turned it upside down so that the tent lay flat.

14And his comrade replied, This is nothing else but the sword of Gideon son of Joash, a man of Israel. Into his hand God has given Midian and all the host.

15When Gideon heard the telling of the dream and its interpretation, he worshiped and returned to the camp of Israel and said, Arise, for the Lord has given into your hand the host of Midian.

16And he divided the 300 men into three companies, and he put into the hands of all of them trumpets and empty pitchers, with torches inside the pitchers.

17And he said to them, Look at me, then do likewise. When I come to the edge of their camp, do as I do.

18When I blow the trumpet, I and all who are with me, then you blow the trumpets also on every side of all the camp and shout, For the Lord and for Gideon!

19So Gideon and the 100 men who were with him came to the outskirts of the camp at the beginning of the middle watch, when the guards had just been changed, and they blew the trumpets and smashed the pitchers that were in their hands.

20And the three companies blew the trumpets and shattered the pitchers, holding the torches in their left hands, and in their right hands the trumpets to blow [leaving no chance to use swords], and they cried, The sword for the Lord and Gideon!

21They stood every man in his place round about the camp, and all the [Midianite] army ran–they cried out and fled.

22When [Gideon’s men] blew the 300 trumpets, the Lord set every [Midianite’s] sword against his comrade and against all the army, and the army fled as far as Beth-shittah toward Zererah, as far as the border of Abel-meholah by Tabbath.

23And the men of Israel were called together out of Naphtali and Asher and all Manasseh, and they pursued Midian.

24And Gideon sent messengers throughout all the hill country of Ephraim, saying, Come down against the Midianites and take all the intervening fords as far as Beth-barah and also the Jordan. So all the men of Ephraim were gathered together and took all the fords as far as Beth-barah and also the Jordan.

25And [the men of Ephraim] took the two princes of Midian, Oreb and Zeeb, and they slew Oreb at the rock of Oreb, and Zeeb they slew at the winepress of Zeeb, and pursued Midian; and they brought the heads of Oreb and Zeeb to Gideon beyond the Jordan.”

So shall the victory of Brownback confirm God’s Infinite Love for These United States.

October 18, 2007

RINOs Rachet Up Pressure on Brownback

Filed under: Election 2008,Media,Sadness,Sam Brownback — Psycheout @ 11:24 am

Sam BrownbackIs the Republican Party destined to become a RINO-only club? It will be if GOP insiders have their way. There is pressure behind the scenes to force Sam Brownback out of the race. If he were forced out, the GOP is all but finished. Here’s the story being floated in the MSM, with the theoretical headline Brownback to withdraw from GOP race.

Republican Sen. Sam Brownback, the Kansas conservative who struggled to raise money and gain recognition in the 2008 presidential campaign, will drop out on Friday, people close to him said Thursday.

“People close to him,” eh? Just close enough to stick a knife in his back.

Money was a main reason for his decision, said one person close to Brownback who requested anonymity because the candidate had not yet announced his plans. Brownback is expected announce his withdrawal in Topeka, Kan.

How cowardly of this anonymous source. Rather than reporting the story, the media is making the story. They’re so scared of Senator Brownback that they are anxious to force him out. An unnamed person or persons are deliberately sabotaging Brownback’s campaign. Is this what the press has come to?

It’s widely anticipated Brownback will run for Kansas governor in 2010, when his term — his second — expires. He had promised in his first Senate campaign to serve no more than two terms.

“He also mentioned he is really looking forward to spending more time in Kansas,” the person said.

So what has changed? Is someone blackmailing Senator Brownback, or is this simply a made up story being used to force Sam Brownback out of the race? Time will tell.

Rest assured that B4B will continue covering the race and relevant social issues as the campaign goes on, no matter what “anonymous sources” allege.

If this story turns out to be true, it is a sad day for conservatism and a sad day for America. But don’t believe a word of it until you hear it from the Senator himself. I find it hard to believe that Senator Brownback would abandon us to the RINOs without a very compelling reason. We shall see.

Update: Michelle Malkin gloats. Let go of your hate, Michelle.

Update 2: Malkin sockpuppet Hot Air gloats too.  Surprise, surprise!

— Psycheout

Next Page »