Al, Bore Us Again

As if there wasn’t enough evidence already, the Nobel Prize hucksters have proven how liberal and out of touch with reality they really are. Overlooking the obvious prince of peace, President George W. Bush, the Nobel bozos have given the Nobel Peace Prize to political has-been (never was) Al-Gore. What has Al-Gore done to promote democracy in the Middle East? What has he done to stop the terrorists that want to kill us? Nothing.

Now that Al-Gore has a shiny new award to put alongside his ridiculous Academy Award, we at B4B cannot help but wonder if this will go to his head. His enormous ego just might play into our hands. The question is: what will Al Gore do next? Go to Disneyland or run for President (and lose) again?

And we’re not the only ones wondering. The Times of India is asking this same question: Will award make Gore jump into US prez race?

The award of the Nobel Peace Prize to Democrat Al Gore and the UN climate panel on Friday increases pressure on the former US vice-president to launch a late bid for the presidency, but advisers said he is showing no signs of interest in the 2008 race.

Nobody else is interested in that either, other than the unhinged far left hippie pot smokers. That’s the al-Bore demographic. So we at B4B say: Run, Al, run!

Gore, who lost a Florida vote recount battle in the 2000 election to Republican George Bush, has attracted growing support in recent days from thousands of Democratic activists who want him to enter the race.

That’s thousands of hippie pot smokers. Hooray! But this next bit will bring a smile to your face.

An organization called draftgore.com is one of several trying to persuade Gore to run. The group ran a full-page ad in the New York Times on Wednesday described as “an open letter to Al Gore.”

“Many good and caring candidates are contending for the Democratic nomination,” the ad said. “But none of them has the combination of experience, vision, standing in the world, and political courage that you would bring to the job,” it added.

Hahahahahaha! You’re killing me softly with your idiocy! “Caring?” Who? Shrillary? Kookspinach? Hahahahaha! “Political courage?” Name one thing that Al Gore has done as a politician? Think hard now. If your answer was “what?” or “nothing” you’re right! Even Tipper did more when she took on the filth and degeneracy in popular music. At least she tried.

And the Nobel nutballs prove how liberal they really are:

“He is probably the single individual who has done most to create greater worldwide understanding of the measures that need to be adopted,” the Norwegian Nobel Committee said in its award citation.

What, what, what? What do Norwegians know about anything other than fish anyway? Socialism!

“I’m ready for my close up, Mr. Demille.”

If the far-left wackjobs can convince the most boring man on the planet to run for President (and lose) again, it’ll be their funeral and our party. I say we get behind a drive to get Al Gore to try (and fail) again. Contact Draft Gore and pledge your support today. It would be good for America. It’s time to drive a stake into the heart of liberalism once and for all.

To those trying to convince al-Bore to run again, I say “Bring ’em on.”

Hat Tip: BJ Tabor.

Update: Michelle Malkin reacts.

Update 2: Al Gore relaxes at home. Where…is his left hand?

— Psycheout