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December 19, 2007

Time Hates America

Time's Man of the Year - Adolph HitlerContinuing their disgusting tradition of honoring fascists and dictators like Hitler and Stalin, Time has again chosen a non-American thug as Man of the Year. Vladimir Putin. And the runner-up? You guessed it: al-Gore. Second runner-up? Christianity hater J.K. Rowling.

No one is born with a stare like Vladimir Putin’s. The Russian President’s pale blue eyes are so cool, so devoid of emotion that the stare must have begun as an affect, the gesture of someone who understood that power might be achieved by the suppression of ordinary needs, like blinking.

Oh barf! A liberal love letter. Look into my eyes, you dreamy tyrant, you. This is too disgusting to go into more detail. Just another heads up on the liberal media’s hatred of America.

President Bush has done more to spread democracy and thwart terrorism in the world than anyone else in history. But he’s not even given consideration by the communists at Time Magazine. All in a day’s work for the liberal fascists.

Update: Time announces it will drop right thinking columnists William Kristol and Charles Krauthammer. But there’s no liberal bias. Oh no, of course not!

— Psycheout

12 Comments »

  1. Didn’t Bush once see into Putin’s soul and declare him worthy?

    I guess it was those mesmerizing eyes.

    Comment by Buck — December 19, 2007 @ 11:08 am | Reply

  2. Straight up, Brother Psycheout!

    I hate that sleazy rag! I hate them because they hate America so much. I mean, look at the types of people they’ve chosen for Man of the Year: Lindbergh, Chrysler, Roosevelt (three times!), Marshall (twice!), Eisenhower (twice!), Truman (twice!), the American Fighting Man, Dulles, U.S. scientists, Kennedy, Johnson (twice!), Westmoreland, American astronauts, middle Americans, Nixon (twice!), American women, Reagan (twice!), Giuliani, the American soldier!!!!

    Gee, they hate America so much! Commie hippies!

    You are so right, Brother Psycheout: they really screwed our glorious President George W. Bush. He was named Man of the Year only in 2000 and 2004! He should have been honored much more than that! Oh, they must reserve a special hatred for him!

    Being a news magazine they think they could use as their criteria for their annual choice the NEWS impact that person had over the previous year. They use that canard to cover their choices of Hitler, Mao, Stalin (twice!), Khrushchev, Khomeini, Deng Xiaoping, and Newt Gingrich. But Brother Psycho, you and I are smart enough know it really should be a popularity contest…. among white, conservative, Evangelical Christian Americans. I bet you in a swimsuit competition our glorious President George W. Bush could beat Putin any day (in a non-gay way, of course).

    And speaking of gays: J.K. Rowling?? That anti-Christian woman who had a gay character in a fiction book??? That woman who had the greatest impact on people’s reading habits since the days the medieval monks edited the Bible??? Are they pulling my leg (in a non-gay way)??

    Mmmmmm. Liberal fascists! Commies! Gays! I am consumed with that warm Christian feeling. What is it called? Oh, yes: hatred. Isn’t that what Jesus taught? Also, something about turning the other cheek (in a non-gay way, of course).

    P.S.: Oh, Brother Psycheout, my offer still stands about owning you as my Bible-sanctioned slave, I haven’t heard from you on this. When can you start? I need a foot massage real bad.

    Comment by GodisOne — December 19, 2007 @ 11:34 am | Reply

  3. Straight up, Brother Psycheout!

    I hate that sleazy rag! I hate them because they hate America so much. I mean, look at the types of people they’ve chosen for Man of the Year: Lindbergh, Chrysler, Roosevelt (three times!), Marshall (twice!), Eisenhower (twice!), Truman (twice!), the American Fighting Man, Dulles, U.S. scientists, Kennedy, Johnson (twice!), Westmoreland, American astronauts, middle Americans, Nixon (twice!), American women, Reagan (twice!), Giuliani, the American soldier!!!!

    Gee, they hate America so much! Commie hippies!

    You are so right, Brother Psycheout: they really screwed our glorious President George W. Bush. He was named Man of the Year only in 2000 and 2004! He should have been honored much more than that! Oh, they must reserve a special hatred for him!

    Being a news magazine they think they could use as their criteria for their annual choice the NEWS impact that person had over the previous year. They use that canard to cover their choices of Hitler, Mao, Stalin (twice!), Khrushchev, Khomeini, Deng Xiaoping, and Newt Gingrich. But Brother Psycho, you and I are smart enough know it really should be a popularity contest…. among white, conservative, Evangelical Christian Americans. I bet you in a swimsuit competition our glorious President George W. Bush could beat Putin any day (in a non-gay way, of course).

    And speaking of gays: J.K. Rowling?? That anti-Christian woman who had a gay character in a fiction book??? That woman who had the greatest impact on people’s reading habits since the days the medieval monks edited the Bible??? Are they pulling my leg (in a non-gay way)??

    Mmmmmm. Liberal fascists! Commies! Gays! I am consumed with that warm Christian feeling. What is it called? Oh, yes: hatred. Isn’t that what Jesus taught? Also, something about turning the other cheek (in a non-gay way, of course).

    P.S.: Oh, Brother Psycheout, my offer still stands about owning you as my Bible-sanctioned slave, I haven’t heard from you on this. When can you start? I need a foot massage real bad.

    Comment by GodisOne — December 19, 2007 @ 11:34 am

    Yes, how dare they honor the troops. Dirty liberal magazine.

    [Ed Note: Do you really need to copy an entire lengthy comment to add a pathetic “me too” comment of your own? Just quote the relevant portion, please.]

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 20, 2007 @ 10:22 am | Reply

  4. “All in a day’s work for the liberal fascists.”

    At least this site is safe from satirists, it’s beyond satire!

    Comment by Mako — December 20, 2007 @ 10:28 am | Reply

  5. Oh my stars, Time has stated that someone who isn’t an American citizen might actually be a good person! We can’t have that! I mean, King James was British, Martin Luther was German, Mother Theresa was from India, and Christ Himself was a citizen of the Roman province of Judea, but those good people don’t count!

    Comment by L — December 20, 2007 @ 11:52 am | Reply

  6. What a moronic post. The “Person of the Year” is NOT just to recognize “good” or “friendly” or “American” people. It is to recognize the person who, IN THEIR OPINION, has had the most impact on the world, for better or worse.

    Comment by John — December 20, 2007 @ 2:49 pm | Reply

  7. What did you expect from the B4B team, John? They don’t think, they just react.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 20, 2007 @ 10:59 pm | Reply

  8. [“Ed Note: Do you really need to copy an entire lengthy comment to add a pathetic “me too” comment of your own? Just quote the relevant portion, please.]”

    Well, OK Ed (if that is your real name), if you insist:

    “[Ed Note: Do”

    Me too!

    God Hates Crabs!

    Comment by GodisOne — December 22, 2007 @ 8:57 am | Reply

  9. Thank Allah for this website!!!This does make me scared though.
    Anywho, the statement that “I hate that sleazy rag! I hate them because they hate America so much”.
    That is indeed true…In fact, most of the world hates America. Quite deservedly so, considering complete lack of any cultural development. There haven’t been any great musicans or artist of American origin in teh past century, all America is good for is stealing away the Geniuses from other countries.(Although some independent movie directors, I have to admit, are sublime). Galas,Zappa and many others, though they had a tremendous impact on the world and its attitudes, but they are shunned in America. In any case, I thought I had only hated the American Government, I thought that most people in America are sensible, intelegent and can really support their arguments with facts, however it turns out that I was wrong. Pardonnez-moi, for the terrible misconception that all people are rational beings. Also, FYI, the Author really should increase his/her knowledge of English, not the American English, the Original, British English.
    Adiue!

    Comment by Arslan Ildarovich Galeyev — December 27, 2007 @ 6:33 am | Reply

  10. Not to undermine your statement, but you misspelled intelligence. Not all the people on the site are terrible Americans, it’s mostly just the ones who make the blog posts. Me, Arn, and L, for instance, make it a point to be responsible and try to be an example.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 27, 2007 @ 12:33 pm | Reply

  11. Thanks!!!! It’s very important information!!!

    Comment by alexej — May 13, 2010 @ 10:35 am | Reply


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