The Blogs 4 Brownback Store is an exciting new feature here at B4B. We hope to have lots of great B4B apparel, gear and miscellaneous merchandise that will set you apart from the crowd. We have many items in mind that you will find irresistable, so be sure to check back often.
Make a statement without saying a word with the Heliocentrism is an Atheist Doctrine bumper sticker.
Be sure to visit our store and get these priceless collectables while you can! Accept no imitations. Only genuine B4B products will do.
See also: The official B4B Store announcement.
Update: If anyone out there who has gotten their own Heliocentrism gear wants to appear on B4B wearing it, send us an email with an attached picture of you making a statement against the helioleftists. Thank you.
— The B4B Team and Design Staff
Blogs 4 Brownback 
Wow! One item! Impressive!!!
[Ed Note: More like two dozen, friend. Try following the link to our store. Why are our critics so incredibly stupid?]
Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 24, 2007 @ 1:29 pm |
I just got my heliocentrism t-shirt yesterday. It’s so awesome! People really notice when you walk into a room with this bold message emblazoned across your chest!
Now I’m the center of attention, where I always wanted to be. And it sure makes it easy to spot those awful helio-leftists.
Thanks B4B!
Comment by Becky — July 24, 2007 @ 1:54 pm |
Sorry, I meant to say one MARKETABLE item. The clock would look quite nice if you were to scratch off the label on the face.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 24, 2007 @ 2:45 pm |
“I just got my heliocentrism t-shirt yesterday. It’s so awesome! People really notice when you walk into a room with this bold message emblazoned across your chest!”
Quit trying to get people to look at your boobs.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 24, 2007 @ 2:46 pm |
I just ordered one, Becky. We can be twins!
Comment by Jodi — July 24, 2007 @ 6:59 pm |
^^^
ROFL
Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 25, 2007 @ 2:19 pm |
haha once brownback gets crushed in the republican primaries you should tell everyone who hadn’t caught on to the fact that this is an elaborate parody (which is a pretty large number of people) that they fell for it. and rub it in their faces. that would be funny. p.s. nice picture of brownback photoshopped into the american flag its really high quality hahaha.
Comment by packerwatch — August 1, 2007 @ 10:52 am |
” p.s. nice picture of brownback photoshopped into the american flag its really high quality hahaha.”
They should TOTALLY put that on a t-shirt.
Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 8:28 am |
I propose a shirt with these words on them:
“One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn’t possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.”
Atheists can’t fight against this! HAHA!
Comment by Bob_Corker — December 1, 2007 @ 7:54 pm |
We’re no atheists!! Spaghetti is our maker – http://www.venganza.org/
Comment by Mark Kauffman — October 23, 2009 @ 5:04 pm |
Excuse me, a spaghetti strap.
Comment by Bob_Corker — December 1, 2007 @ 7:55 pm |
I said I wouldn’t argue with Bob anymore, however, this may be just a misconception on his part, and rather than argue with him, I will point out where he is wrong in that statement, because creationists have used the second law of thermodynamics to argue against evolution before, but their arguements have never stood up because the second law of thermodynamics doesn’t apply to the Earth. If you studfy the law closely (ok, not even closely, just a rudimentary understanding of it will suffice). The law applies only to heat transfer within a closed environment, in other words an environment free from any outside sources of energy such as within a sealed dome with no openings to the outside world, a place where energy can neither escape or enter. The Earth is not such a place, energy is constantly being let into the earth via the suns rays through the bioshpere, supplying plenty of energy for the evolutionary process to take place.
Creationists have tried to use this law to support creation over evolution several times in the past, yet they have always had to conceed that their arguement had no basis in fact because the law can not apply to Earth which has a steady source of outside energy.
If you don’t think the sun’s rays are an energy source then you would have to believe that solar panels are really just windows.
Comment by Arn — December 1, 2007 @ 8:34 pm |
thank you, Arn.
myth: BUSTED!
Comment by Elephant Bones — December 1, 2007 @ 9:20 pm |
HEY! WHY IS THERE A THONG IN THAT STORE?!?!?! THAT’S SINFUL!!! Go to hell, along that hypocrite Psycheout. lulz.
Comment by CJ Blackwing — March 16, 2008 @ 5:41 pm |
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Pingback by Whither Sisyphus? « Blogs 4 Brownback — April 1, 2008 @ 12:59 pm |
WOW! I can’t believe people actually buy this garbage. Are kidding me? You actually believe that he Sun (about 1 million times the size of the Earth) is revolving around us? I suppose all the stars do to…but why can’t we see the same stars every night? (Orioan, and Taurus are star groups that are seen in the winter months, but not summer) Oh yeah, because we have moved to the other side of the Sun. I almost forgot…NOT! It is only those who are weak in faith that allow their faith to be challenged by new ideas. Listen, my body may have developed the way Darwin explained, and my Universe is controlled by physical laws (all put into play by God mind you), but my soul still belongs to God. Science does not equal atheism. Do you really think God could have explained these things to David, Elijah and others who had no prio knowledge of what he would have been talking about? YOU are certainly NOT qualified to speak for God!
Comment by understandstheuniverse — July 8, 2008 @ 7:47 am |
Lol, pre-marital sex!!!!!1!!!1!
Comment by Lol, B4B — August 12, 2008 @ 10:49 pm |
Is this a joke or could somebody explain this to me? Becaus as I understand it the opposite of heliocentrism is geocentrism, the belief that the sun revolves around us. I must be making a fucking mistake because if I’m right this is almost as bad as thinking the world is flat in terms of winding back the clock of humanity’s enlightenment.
Comment by Nick Henderson — December 29, 2009 @ 3:50 am |
It’s a shame that Brownback’s name is not on this, since you are supporting him. Why not “Brownback for President because Heliocentrism is an Atheist Concept” ?
Comment by Andrea Frank — January 24, 2013 @ 2:06 pm |