Blogs 4 Brownback

July 16, 2007

B4B Store

Filed under: Breaking News,Entertainment,Housekeeping & Maintenance — Psycheout @ 4:50 am

After numerous requests and a lengthy period of development, Blogs 4 Brownback has finally responded to the demand. We now have a limited edition collection of official B4B merchandise that will satisfy the most discriminating of customers.

The following is just a sample of what awaits you at the official B4B store:

Heliocentrism Bumper Sticker Heliocentrism Hat
Heliocentrism T-Shirt Heliocentrism Clock

These are doubtless going to become collectors items. So get them while you can!

— The B4B Design Staff

28 Comments »

  1. Thanks for setting this up for me. Now I caqn get everyone I know their Christmas presents!

    Comment by Sisyphus — July 16, 2007 @ 7:35 am | Reply

  2. Those are just lovely! Congratulations on your new venture.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 16, 2007 @ 8:17 am | Reply

  3. What about this as another possible slogan:

    Strength through Purity

    Purity through Faith

    Then the back of the shirt could have a waving flag with a superimposed eagle’s head or something.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 16, 2007 @ 9:02 am | Reply

  4. That is the first thing you’ve said yet that made any sense, Adam.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 16, 2007 @ 9:45 am | Reply

  5. Gaines-Crockett, that was the slogan for the genocidal Fascist party Norsefire in V for Vendetta.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 16, 2007 @ 10:19 am | Reply

  6. Good book. Not a terrible movie, either. Really the only movie made from an Alan Moore book that I liked.

    Comment by Salmo — July 16, 2007 @ 11:28 am | Reply

  7. Agreed, Salmo. I just laughed my butt off as Gaines-Crockett walked right into her own discreditment. LOL, what a fool.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 16, 2007 @ 12:28 pm | Reply

  8. AWESOME!

    Comment by ChenZhen — July 16, 2007 @ 6:28 pm | Reply

  9. Thanks, ChenZhen. Now you know where to go to get that special gift for that person (or doggie) in your life who has everything.

    That clock’s going to look pretty neat on my wall.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 16, 2007 @ 7:58 pm | Reply

  10. I’m sure the the printing guys laughed their asses off when they saw those slogans!

    Comment by Skeptic — July 17, 2007 @ 8:30 am | Reply

  11. I want one of those shirts myself, to give my friends at the astrophysics department a good laugh!

    BTW, do you have something for the ladies as well?
    Something that doesn’t expose their underarms.

    Comment by Skeptic — July 17, 2007 @ 8:33 am | Reply

  12. We also need to make a statement about the Darwinists. Can you do that, Psycheout?

    Evolution is NOT an American value!

    Real Americans don’t fornicate with monkeys- Darwinism is the sin of bestiality.

    Comment by Sisyphus — July 17, 2007 @ 10:28 am | Reply

  13. Hmmm, is the black and white coloring here symbolic? Just curious.

    Comment by La Mona — July 17, 2007 @ 1:22 pm | Reply

  14. Yes it is, La Mona. Yes it is. We discussed it in emails.

    Comment by Sisyphus — July 17, 2007 @ 1:30 pm | Reply

  15. Skeptic, I think this is a sensible woman’s shirt that keeps those armpits well concealed. There’s always the maternity shirt. I will get the B4B Design Team to add more shirts in the next day or so. I just needed to do Quality Control on what we already have before giving the go ahead to do more.

    Thanks for your patience.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 17, 2007 @ 1:31 pm | Reply

  16. Before I give my spill, please do tell your view of what black and white represents. It’s very fitting by the way (your color choice.)

    Comment by La Mona — July 17, 2007 @ 6:37 pm | Reply

  17. One of the many reasons that were considered was high contrast. Why muddle the message with rainbow colors and lollypops and magical teddy bears?

    The medium is the message.

    And give your spill? I think we need a cleanup on aisle 3.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 17, 2007 @ 11:43 pm | Reply

  18. I think it’s a perfect representation of your “black and white” thinking. There, I’ll keep it short for now.

    Comment by La Mona — July 18, 2007 @ 6:32 am | Reply

  19. Dear La Mona,

    Please forgive anyone here who has looked upon you as just a spoiled, obnoxious child with Liberal parents and a poor upbringing. Through the grace of our merciful God, my eyes are open and I now see that it is Demonic possession that has a hold on your soul and I plead the Blood of Jesus Christ on your head for a healing.

    I love you, sweet child, in the name of Jesus.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 18, 2007 @ 6:44 am | Reply

  20. Dear Witch-Crockett,

    Please forgive anyone here who has looked upon you as just a retarded, obnoxious child with hick parents and a poor upbringing. Through the grace of our merciful God, my eyes are open and I now see that it is Demonic possession that has a hold on your soul and I plead the Blood of God on your head for a healing.

    I love you, sweet child, in the name of God (the REAL god, not any of this Jesus/God cop-out business).

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 18, 2007 @ 8:07 am | Reply

  21. There is wonder-working power in the Blood of the Lamb, moonbats.

    Comment by Sisyphus — July 18, 2007 @ 1:27 pm | Reply

  22. I am one of the last people here under demon-possession. I do forgive though. I understand that as long as your ignorance remains there’s nothing I can do for you…until you learn to listen.

    Comment by La Mona — July 18, 2007 @ 3:02 pm | Reply

  23. Wow. I really hate to have to be the one to break it to you guys, but you’ve misspelt teh werd.

    It’s “heliocentricism,” not “heliocentrism.”

    I dont know which is funnyer here, watching the parodee trolls pull it over the concern trolls or vicea versa. To much!

    Comment by Larry Mondello — July 18, 2007 @ 3:32 pm | Reply

  24. You are such a liar, Larry. Conservapedia and Wikipedia alike laugh in your lie-stenched face. Even the Blogs4Moonbats loons over at RationalWiki disagree with you.

    Nice try, moonbat. Smart people around the world are collecting Heliocentrism gear (only available from The B4B Store).

    Who’s laughing now, helioleftist?

    Comment by Psycheout — July 18, 2007 @ 4:28 pm | Reply

  25. Heliocentrism and heliocentricism are a difference of semantics. Technically, “heliocentrism” basically means a belief in the “heliocentre”, which I guess directly means that the sun is the middle of the universe.

    The thing I find funny is that many people use the theory of relativity to say that neither theory is correct (as there is no exact perfect reference or universal rest-velocity), and technically that’s true. However, heliocentrism doesn’t truly mean that the sun is directly the middle of the universe. Rather, it’s a model used to accurately plot the motions of the sun, planets and stars as we see them on earth. That’s why heliocentrism ha overtaken geocentrism in modern times, as geocentrism infers that planets and stars have very illogical motions, such as corkscrewing and backtracking in their orbits. That’s the only reason why heliocentrism is used, as a tool to describe the motion of the stars. It has no deeper meaning or inference than that.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 18, 2007 @ 6:13 pm | Reply

  26. Your mesing with my mesage doesnt change the fact that you mesed in your pants. Guess the refund policy with your supplyer doesn’t cover idot mistakes made by the customer, huh?

    Silly goose.

    Comment by Larry Mondello — July 18, 2007 @ 6:32 pm | Reply

  27. OOH, the B4B thong! Now that’s a hot seller I’m sure.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 24, 2007 @ 2:49 pm | Reply

  28. Smart people around the world are collecting Heliocentrism gear (only available from The B4B Store).
    i.e. NOBODY AT ALL.

    Somebody buy a B4B thong for Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett (copyrighted!). Maybe she can tie it around her withered old face so she won’t be able to type.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 25, 2007 @ 2:31 pm | Reply


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