Progressive Osama Hearts Chomsky

9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden has released another video in advance of the anniversary of the event that changed the world forever. He once again mocks everything good about America and in doing so sounds exactly like a “progressive” liberal Democrat. Can we question their patriotism yet?

Bin Laden mocks the democratic system of government in the United States, calling the nation “unjust,” the transcript shows. He lambastes the Bush administration for initiating the war in Iraq. At one point, he jeers President Bush’s alliance with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki; at another he singles out Vice President Dick Cheney, former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and former Pentagon adviser Richard Perle as neoconservatives.

Osama should write for the Huffington Post or Daily Kos. He sounds just like those America haters. And like Hugo Chavez, Osama loves hyper critic of American foreign policy and raving anarchist Noam Chomsky who actually calls The United States a “failed state” with a straight face.

He also bashes Hollywood for misrepresenting Islam. But he praises political activist and author Noam Chomsky “who spoke sober words of advice prior to the war” and even advises Americans to read a book by former CIA official Michael Scheuer “to get to know some of the reasons for your losing of your war against us.” Scheuer headed a CIA team that searched for bin Laden until 2004.

Like Oprah, Osama has a book list for budding terrorists. Isn’t that nice?

I need to find a full transcript but I wouldn’t be surprised if he embraces al-Gore and warns about global warming and how evil corporations of the West are. I bet if I post excerpts from it, it will be indistinguishable from standard leftist screeds.

This should serve as a reminder that the enemy must be engaged at home as well as abroad. There is a fifth column in the United States that should be dealt with as we continue to fight the war on terror. What is the point of winning abroad if we lose it right here at home?

Update: Looks like I was right again.

“the reeling of many of you under the burden of interest-related debts, insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and its woes…”

“You have destroyed nature with your industrial waste and gases, more than any other country. Despite this, you refuse to sign the Kyoto agreement so that you can secure the profit of your greedy companies and industries.”

I am unable to find confirmation of the rumor that Air America has offered Osama a radio contract. Perhaps bin Laden will offer to bail them out of bankruptcy.

Transcript.

See also: Hot Air.

Update 2: Osama impersonator penetrates Austrian checkpoints.

A dingo ate my baby. 

— Psycheout