Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest one of all? Move over Breck Girl, with your cute $1300 haircut. Macho-man Mitt needs some room in front of the makeup mirror, so scooch over. He’s got a hot date with those picky GOP primary voters and he wants to look and feel his very best. Because if he doesn’t look and feel fresh, people might actually examine his record instead of swooning over the Taxachusetts hunk, with his perfect hair and boyish face.
So what’s this all about? Why, GOP heartthrob Mitt Romney’s getting a makeover, of course! How fun! Let’s get some of the juicy details:
Well, “communications consulting” is how presidential candidate Mitt Romney recorded $300 in payments to a California company that describes itself as “a mobile beauty team for hair, makeup and men’s grooming and spa services.”
Oh, do tell. Tell us more, Stacey.
“He’s already tan,” she said. “We basically put a drop of foundation on him … and we powdered him a little bit.”
Oh, isn’t that precious? Isn’t that sweet? Isn’t that fun? Now that’s what we need in a President: a guy who only needs a little foundation and just a smidgen of pretty powder. At least it won’t take him hours for him to put on his face before he tells the terrorists he means business. If they don’t comply, he can always give them a mean ol’ pinch.
Personally, I don’t know why he bothers. Willard “Mittens” Romney is cute as a button, just the way he is. And that’s why we like him.
Update: Can’t get enough of Mitt? There’s so much more!
— Psycheout
Blogs 4 Brownback 
Brownback wears makeup, too. don’t kid yourself.
Comment by Salmo — July 16, 2007 @ 9:41 pm |
Brownback probably shops in the women’s department at Kmart. You know he waxes his eyebrows.
Comment by Ha ha ha ha — July 16, 2007 @ 9:55 pm |
ULTIMITT?
Clever!
Comment by ChenZhen — July 16, 2007 @ 10:28 pm |
I think Brownback is slowly but surely becoming the conservative alternative to Romney. When Huckabee eventually drops out, all of his support will go to Brownback. He will quickly become a force to be reckoned with.
Comment by Robbie — July 16, 2007 @ 10:33 pm |
Romney’s entire campaign is a charade. He’s actually looking for work as a TV weathernan.
Comment by Maura Ghee — July 17, 2007 @ 7:02 am |
To quote Spongebob Squarepants: “Am I a pretty girl??” 🙂
Comment by Adam Nelson — July 17, 2007 @ 7:44 am |
Lipstik on a piggy. But I bet he shure smells purty. Mitters is a gay lover and hes probly gay to. Makeup? What a fairy.
Comment by JOE — July 17, 2007 @ 4:41 pm |
Wow JOE, you do move fast. Another savagely intellectual and sharp-witted post from you! Keep up the hard work.
Comment by Adam Nelson — July 17, 2007 @ 6:01 pm |
Now don’t get upset just because Romney is better looking than Brownback. Every candidate is concerned with their image. Don’t doubt it for a minute. I’m sure even Ron Paul has had some beauty consultation. None of it really matters though. Mitt’s going to win in Iowa and New Hampshire and Brownback will be lucky to get 3rd in both.
Comment by Braden — July 18, 2007 @ 2:04 pm |