The Power of Angels

O ye of little faith, this is the solution to the energy crisis.

Ask a materialist if an infinitely powerful entity is possible, and they will give you a “No!”, without even bothering to consider the question for a moment. The materialist understanding of the laws of thermodynamics exclude any understanding of systems that have infinite energy. Unfortunately for materialists, their understanding of these basic scientific principles is about to receive a major challenge.

Sean McCarthy and Richard Walshe, the two boffins behind Steorn Research unveiled their latest gizmo: The Orbo, a magnetic engine which according to carefully controlled experiments can produce up to three times as much energy as is put into it,effectively creating an infinite amount of energy from apparently nowhere.

Steorn’s findings totally undermine the basic premise of materialism, simply by demonstrating a confirmed physical effect that materialists predict cannot happen. These clever Irish researchers have demonstrated that the principles of thermodynamics function in a manner far closer to the predictions of William Dembski and William Brookfield than the clearly flawed thermodynamic claims of Hawkings and Maxwell.

The same scientists who tell you that Intelligent Design is impossible also dispute the hard-facts of Steorn’s peer-reviewed findings. I predict that this humble contraption will show the world just how much materialists have misled mainstream-science.

Magnetics are powered by the motions of electrons. Electrons, as we know, are angels performing God’s work. The power of angels can supply us with infinite, unlimited power, if we as a society are willing to cast aside the mendacity and the mythology of the “scientific” community, and place our trust in the Lord.

Angel power will support our society for as long as we remain united, Christian, free, and true. Angel power is there, for a Christian nation of patriots with the will to reach for it.

Orbo is based upon the principle of time variant magneto-mechanical interactions. The core output from our Orbo technology is mechanical. This mechanical energy can be converted into electrical energy using standard generator technology either by integrating such technology directly with Orbo or by connecting the mechanical output from Orbo to the generation technology. The efficiency of such mechanical/electrical conversions is highly dependent on the components used and is also a function of size.

Orbo technology is subject to continuous development. This development is focused on improving the manufacturability of the technology, production costs and power density. Orbo was initially developed as using stop-start mechanisms (with a power density of 0.5 Watts per cm3), Steorn is currently finalizing the development of constant motion systems and a significant improvement in power density is anticipated.

I can’t claim to understand all the techno-babble there, but I know enough to know that angels perform miracles. Electricity is the motion of angels through our God-given appliances and current systems. Angels will make Orbo work, as well. Then God will inspire our inventors with new ways to harness this unlimited power source. President Brownback will take the helm of America at an exciting and wondrous time. America’s future greatness will make our glorious past seem like a dim shadow. If we keep our faith in God and His servant, President Brownback, this nation will soar above all comers. Our mission is to bring Christianity and freedom to the world; Orbo will be our ship, and Brownback will be our helmsman. God bless us all, this is a wonderful time to be alive!

(Hat tip to reader Johnny Rotten, for providing me with the link. His music was Godless and horrible, but his Internet researching skills are without peer.)