Neverborn is blogging 4 life. Shouldn’t you?
Note: B4B has been Blogs 4 Life for nearly a year now. Given the choice between life and death, which do you choose? Choose life.
Don’t be a schmuckabee.
— Psycheout
January 18, 2008
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Blogs 4 Brownback 
http://www.newsweek.com/id/94822
Funniest thing, the abortion rate has dropped to pre-Roe v. Wade levels.
Comment by L. — January 18, 2008 @ 7:41 pm |
Are you aware of what “schmuck” means?
Comment by Linus — January 19, 2008 @ 9:25 am |
I guess they must be aware, since they are the biggest shmucks on the planet.
Comment by MoxoM — January 19, 2008 @ 10:38 am |
Too bad the B4B staff are still killing babies. Did you know men kill millions of babies a day? And that women kill a baby every month they aren’t pregnant? We need to combat this.
Comment by Dio Brando — January 19, 2008 @ 7:33 pm |
I am Governor Huckabee
I hate those who
like to hug a tree
Soon I will be president
Bushs’ power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will always pray in school
Your kids will always pray in school
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
Christianity will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can’t happen here
Big Bro’ on white horse is near
The hippies won’t come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
Now it is 2008
Gonna bust through your front gate
It’s the suede denim secret police
They have come for your godless neice
Come quitely to the camp
You’d look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower
For your clothes here’s a pretty flower
Die on organic poison gas
Serpent’s egg’s already hatched
On your corpse is where I’ll pee
When you mess with Huckabee
When you mess with Huckabee
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
Comment by The Nobody — January 20, 2008 @ 7:44 pm |
What’s the original song, Nobody? Sounds catchy
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 20, 2008 @ 7:46 pm |
The song that The Nobody posted was great. I like the Dead Kenneyds, and I especially liked his take on Huckabee. Well said, The Nobody. Well said.
Comment by Andy — January 20, 2008 @ 7:48 pm |
@ Andy
Too bad the song is going to get deleted since Psycheout would flip a shite at anything he doesn’t agree with.
Even so, I agree with Andy.
Comment by East Bay Ray — January 20, 2008 @ 7:51 pm |
I think Jello Biafra should run for president again like he did in 2000. And does anyone remember when he ran for mayor in 1979? That was great. He did it as a joke and everyone was going insane about it.
His campaign slogan always cracked me up. “There’s always room for Jello”. LOL.
Comment by Fighting the law — January 20, 2008 @ 7:54 pm |
@EB
The original song is California Uber Alles by the Dead Kennedys. They made the song to illustrate the fascist views of Jerry Brown, who was running for president in the late 70’s and early 80’s. I attempted to alter the lyrics to have Huckabee rather than Brown since if Huckabee was elected president, god forbid, this is what might happen.
Comment by The Nobody — January 20, 2008 @ 8:25 pm |
“if Huckabee was elected president, god forbid, this is what might happen”
You miserable little heathen nobody! Don’t you know that you are REQUIRED to capitalize the name of our Lord? And you are an ignorant little facist if you think that God would forbid his favoured son Huckie to be elected president, because HIS plan is that Huckie be elected and then turn the presidency over to Sam Brownback, who GOD has annointed the next President of these United States.
You need a good stiff caning to bring you around to the truth. You need to lock yourself in your prayer closet and beg the Lord for forgiveness.
I won’t forgive you, but He might.
Comment by Marty McPain — January 20, 2008 @ 10:37 pm |
“Don’t you know that you are REQUIRED to capitalize the name of our Lord?”
Then you better come and arrest me, because [blasphemy deleted]
to be continued
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 20, 2008 @ 10:48 pm |
First and foremost, I am not required to bow to any mythical being by the state or the government, nor will I ever do such a thing. Second, you’re nothing but an “internet tough guy”, who is worse than an attention whore (Psycheout) and a 16-year-old girl (Sisyphus) put together. Third, SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE YOU CHICKENSH-T CONSERVATIVE .Finally, and most importantly, my care cup is empty.
Comment by The Nobody — January 21, 2008 @ 12:40 am |
“You need a good stiff caning to bring you around to the truth.”
And only Marty can give it to you really hard. Oh yeah, nice and hard and FAST THRUSTING ACTION.
Comment by Dio Brando — January 21, 2008 @ 12:43 am |
“[blasphemy deleted]”
lol, found something they hate more than DESU
“a 16-year-old girl”
lol no girls on the internet
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 21, 2008 @ 2:50 am |
(passes Marty some toilet paper and some snuff movies)
And now relax kiddo!
Comment by MoxoM — January 21, 2008 @ 5:35 am |
I hope that in time this ministry will come to realize as I have that in America everyone is equal and deserves the same loving treatment as shown by our Lord. I have come to realize that the Republican party does not represent the Christian values that I hold so dear. On the contrary it has become one filled with racism, bias, bigotry, and hate. I realize this may sound strange coming from me after all of the hurtful things I have said in the past but I have changed. And so can you. Ask Jesus to come inside your heart and heal you of the stranglehold brough on by the disease of conservatism.
I support Barack Obama in 2008. I hope you will too.
God Bless! 🙂
Lynelle
Comment by Lynelle Bryant — January 21, 2008 @ 7:09 am |
@ Marty McPain in the arse
Get off the internet. Now.
Comment by Lurch — January 21, 2008 @ 4:28 pm |
I second Lurch. Also, I think the song that The Nobody posted was hilarious. Dead Kennedys for life!
Comment by Epic Win Guy — January 21, 2008 @ 4:31 pm |
God bless you too, Lynelle……have a nice year.
greetings from the MoxoM collective
Comment by MoxoM — January 21, 2008 @ 5:20 pm |
Lynelle, I love you in the most non-sexual way possible. This is exactly how to be tied to your faith without being blinded by it. Jesus was about love and peaceful revolution, not MAKE THEM THINK LIKE US ALL DIFFERENT GOTO KILL.
Comment by Dio Brando — January 21, 2008 @ 11:30 pm |
Amen to that, Dio
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 22, 2008 @ 12:14 am |
I am in complete shock that my lyrics didn’t get deleted. Really, I am surprised.
Comment by The Nobody — January 22, 2008 @ 12:17 am |
Well, in the event that they are, I can repost.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 22, 2008 @ 2:22 am |
I think they all got hit with God’s Beam. Or I froze time and punching the living hell out of them. *cough*
Comment by Dio Brando — January 22, 2008 @ 2:24 am |
Watch for falling steamrollers.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 22, 2008 @ 10:18 am |
faith mouse or ”esuom h’ tiaf” backwards, which is muslim, is being depicted as allah looking down on those he hopes to conquer in a classical islamic pose… you fools are falling for it..like candy from a baby, you dont even see what you are facing; esoum is very clever..too clever
Comment by olericon — January 23, 2008 @ 9:46 pm |
This is now a thread about Project Chanology
http://www.partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY
http://digg.com/programming/Scientology_s_secret_documents_hacked_by_i_s_Splongcat
This is something we can all work together on. Don’t you want a chance to tear down an enemy religion?
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 1:54 pm |
I “blog for life” by commenting on people’s blogs that adoption–the 3rd choice and the one that every mother has the right to choose–does not deserve the stigma of abandonment that has hounded it for so long.
Here’s why putting one’s baby up for adoption in today’s society is better than abortion:
1. You can visit your baby and his/her adoptive parents as often as you like, thus keeping in touch with your child and making new friends at the same time.
2. No PTSD, no dreams of crying babies, no guilt tripping.
3. Your risk of breast cancer goes down (from giving birth) instead of up (from having an abortion).
4. When you’re ready to have a baby of your own, you don’t have to worry about miscarriage, ectopic (tubal) pregnancy, or premature birth.
5. You can bring joy to the life of an infertile couple by bringing a child into their lives.
6. Less expensive–the Catholic Church has programs to pay for adoptions, so if you go through them, you know your child is in good hands without having to pay a red cent. Abortions, on the other hand, cost hundreds of dollars, and that’s if nothing goes wrong–it costs some women their lives!
And last, but certainly not least:
7. Nobody is brutally dismembered.
Comment by L — January 27, 2008 @ 1:56 pm |
Amen, L. Amen.
Comment by bobcorker — January 27, 2008 @ 3:14 pm |
I was adopted, FYI, and I definitely support it as an option.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 4:15 pm |
“I was adopted, FYI, and I definitely support it as an option.”
Then why don’t you want to execute abortionists like a sane person would, especially considering you could have easily lost your life to these wackos?
Comment by bobcorker — January 27, 2008 @ 5:04 pm |
Because while I’m grateful that I wasn’t aborted, I also understand that people are entitled to choice. Call me a blood traitor if you want; I stand by belief in pro-choice.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 5:52 pm |
If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month so I would deliver a potato-sized fetus. Then I would put the fetus in a jar of perservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. I would do this until I had so many jars that the walls would be nothing but jars of fetuses. Then I would actually have a kid and whenever he or she is bad, I would lock them in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I would have aborted their ass.
Comment by The Nobody — January 27, 2008 @ 7:35 pm |
EB also omits another interesting point:
Abortionists are hateful to us because they kill. By killing them, we are stooping to their level. Far better to talk enough people out of abortion that Planned Barrenhood’s little “clinics” start going out of business. During the period of unemployment they will have to endure upon the closing down of their workplaces, they will be forced to think about the fact that they basically sold themselves out. The memories, and the guilt, will haunt them for the rest of their lives. Killing them quickly would take that sting away.
Comment by L — January 27, 2008 @ 7:45 pm |