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April 21, 2008

Just How Delusional Are the Paultards?

Crazy Crank Ron PaulI get this question a lot and the answer is the same: “a lot.” Frankly, I thought the moonbat in liber-tard-itarian clothing had long since dropped out, and one look at the delusional ranting and hero worship demonstrated by his pot smoking Paultard posse, it’s obvious that those folk tuned on, turned in and dropped out long ago. The Ron Paul phenomenon must be attributable to bad acid and mass quantities of uppers. But that’s just a theory. The reality is probably much more frightening.

Here is a typical Paultard rant from a comment B4C on a fair but critical post written a long time ago (Paultards insist on getting the last word in, even if it’s really stupid):

To psycheout and all that would believe the rubbish spewed by psycheout,

Are you really so disconnected with reality that you believe the constitution is just a “god damned piece of paper”?

Do you really believe that McCain is the better choice over a Ron Paul for us and this country? Change your name to psychotic. [NOTE: LOL!]

McCain and his ilk are bad for this country (savings and loan comes to mind). A recession caused by politics as usual isn’t enough to jar your beliefs that the two party system is a detriment to this country? The tactic is “keep em fighting amongst them selfs and they’ll never notice how we’re raping the country”. And you’re really falling for it hook line and sinker.

Wake up and grow up. You don’t even know what freedom means do you? Let’s have an answer from this joke of an author. What does freedom mean to you you psychopath?

Ron Paul BoobsFor the benefit of the Paultards who haven’t figured out that the alternate voice that could really make a difference is Alan Keyes and not the conspiracy minded nutball who is Ron Paul, here’s a simple answer to that simpleminded foaming at the mouth rant:

Save your hysterics, Dichael M., assuming that’s your real name. [NOTE: Name obfuscated to save the poor guy any embarrassment.]

The Constitution is a goldarned piece of parchment, for your information. It gives us the right to bear arms, to choose our religion and speak out about the issues of the day, even if we are as deluded as you are. And you are if you think Ron Paul is the Second Coming. He’s not. And I’ve seen the Constitution, and I can assure you that it hasn’t been shredded or used as toilet paper or whatever you paranoids believe.

Someday you’re going to wake up and realize that Ron Paul is not G-d and you will realize what a fool you’ve been. It’s Beatlemania all over again.

Saint Paul is just some crazy moonbat who sounds the right note once in awhile for the politically naive. But in reality he’s a nutball version of the Pied Piper who would cheerfully lead you and the other Paultard lemmings off a cliff.

I am not without compassion, so I pray that one day you will wake up, grow up, and become an adult and dispense with the idol worship.

And yes, I do know what freedom is. Not being part of the cult of Paul actually is really helpful in that regard. Ron Paul is a snake oil salesman. But if you have a good use for snake oil, put it to good use, my poor deluded friend.

The sooner you grow up and become a conservative Republican, the better. And laying off the dope might help too.

Good luck, pal. In the case of Ronny Paulie, it’s hook, line and stinker. Believe me, you will look back in shame upon your slobbering support for this nobody in years to come.

Ron Paul Poster ChildNow for a dose of reality, which is something that Paultards find really difficult to face: Ron Paul will never get the Republican nomination. Alan Keyes realized that he was not going to beat McCain and switched to the Constitution party. Now that’s a real alternative. If you loons really care about the Constitution, you’d be voting for Alan Keyes. But you don’t, do you?

The Ron Paul campaign has been about cult of personality all along which is pretty ironic considering Ron Paul has no personality whatsoever. What’s funny about asking Paultards to support Alan Keyes is that Stormfront is behind Paul all the way. I can’t see them supporting Keyes however. Just like the moonbats on the left, Paul supporters really hate black people.

Can anyone confirm if Ron Paul is still running for President? I thought he already dropped out. Come to think of it, I haven’t seen any RP blimps lately.

— Psycheout

February 28, 2008

Terrorists Attack!

They’ve wounded 5 people in an Illinois mall:

A large explosion has blown the top off a shopping plaza in Waukegan, Illinois. Police say at least six people have been taken to a hospital.

The explosion struck around lunchtime Thursday. It blew the windows out of storefronts and collapsed the ceilings above stores.

Witness Candi Rixie was taking orders at a sandwich shop a block away. She said she felt a rumble, almost like somebody hit the building with a car.

It wasn’t immediately clear what caused the blast, but crews from People’s Gas were on the scene to investigate.

I’m guessing they won’t find that it was terrorism, because that would make Barack Mohammed Hussein Osama look bad. But that doesn’t change the fact that malls are known terror targets, and that Illinois is a leftist state chock-full of Muslim extremists. Don’t believe the hype. This is terrorism, pure and simple. The only question is, what are the American people going to do about attacks like this? Continue to let the Democrats cover them up? Or throw the bums out, and execute a few of the bad guys, to show the rest of them that actions have consequences, so maybe they should think twice before attacking our malls?

The choice is clear, people. Destroy terrorism. Vote Republican.

February 13, 2008

Something American Patriots Can All Agree On

Imad MughniyehThe world is a far better place without this scumbag in it:

Imad Mughniyeh, the suspected mastermind of dramatic attacks on the U.S. Embassy and U.S. Marine barracks that killed hundreds of Americans in Lebanon in the 1980s, was killed by a car bomb in Syria.

I don’t know who planted that bomb, but hopefully it was one of our boys. They’re saying Israel, and I guess that might have to do; but if so, I hope the Israeli who planted the bomb had dual citizenship with America. The government’s reaction was entirely appropriate:

The United States welcomed the death of Mughniyeh, who was indicted in the U.S. over the 1985 hijacking of a TWA airliner in which a U.S. Navy diver was killed. The FBI had put a $5 million bounty on Mughniyeh.

“The world is a better place without this man in it,” State Department spokesman Sean McCormack. “One way or the other he was brought to justice.”

FBI spokesman Richard Kolko said the agency was waiting for confirmation of Mughniyeh’s death and its circumstances. “If this information proves true, it would be considered good news in the ongoing fight against terrorism,” he said.

SplodeyMugniyump hated us all, it seems; if he ever infiltrated America, he would’ve undoubtedly been seen at an anti-war rally, where he’d have a decent excuse to burn American flags with his Hippie allies:

“I can still picture him,” Carlson recalled in a phone interview Wednesday. “It was like he had fire in his eyes. Just totally intense, you know: just the hatred he had for us.”

I hope he enjoys those fires in Hell, now. Satan has a special pool of flame reserved for those who harm God’s footstool on Earth, America. And hopefully, now Hezbollah will begin to fall apart, and Israel can enjoy some peace and quiet.

December 19, 2007

The Roof, the Roof, the Roof Is on Fire

Filed under: Black Helicopters,Democratic Idiocy,Kos Kidz Kult — Psycheout @ 1:36 pm
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White House FireAnd the leftists love it.  Yes, there was a fire on the White House grounds today and the conspiracy kids were all over it.  Little Green Footballs put on the hip boots and waded into moonbat cesspools only to find celebration and unhinged BDS and CDS rantings.  Sickening.

There was a fire in Dick Cheney’s office this morning, and as usual the leftist blogosphere is brimming over with lunatic ranting.

At Think Progress, the Morlocks who inhabit their comments are sure this is a ploy to cover up the destroying of documents. Or it’s the Reichstag fire.

And at Huffington’s Hate Hole, the administrators are asleep at the wheel; they forgot to turn off comments to this story, as they usually do with posts involving Dick Cheney after numerous embarrassingly ugly threads, and there are already more than 150 astonishingly illiterate comments wishing for Cheney’s death, and comparing this to the Reichstag fire (is there a fire that isn’t like the Reichstag fire?)

Liberal fascists just love death and destruction.  Here’s a typical moonbat response:

Might be hard to light what with being soaked in Bush and Cheney’s urine and feces.

Cute.  These America-hating barbarian scum should be deported.

— Psycheout

November 6, 2007

Fry, Swine!

Fry, Swin!Looks like dozens of Islamist cockroaches just learned the lesson of 9/11 in Afghanistan:

An air strike by NATO-led forces has killed dozens of Taliban insurgents in northwestern Afghanistan, the Afghan army said on Tuesday.

Since relaunching their insurgency against the Afghan government and foreign troops two years ago, the hardline Islamist Taliban have expanded their operations northwards from the Pashtun-dominated south and east where they are strongest.

Monday night’s air strike, backed by Afghan and NATO ground forces, targeted Taliban positions in Badghis province, Defence Ministry spokesman Zahir Azimi said. He said a senior Taliban commander was among those killed.

Sounds like there are about 50 bad guys waking up right about now to the fact that the virgins their lying religion promised them in Paradise were actually ravenous demons howling for the blood of virgin souls in Hell. Have fun playing with your new friends, Islamists!

Consider this an open terrorism thread.

August 10, 2007

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July 30, 2007

Truther Ron Paul’s Wacky 9/11 Bill Going Nowhere

Filed under: Black Helicopters,Nutjobs,Ron Paul — Psycheout @ 10:59 pm

Osama DOAWe already know that Doctor “help me I’m a nutjob” Ron Paul is a Truther’s wet dream come true.  And he’s reintroduced a nutty bill that only wackjob Truthers could love.  Go get Osama, Chelsea’s momma!

It didn’t go anywhere in the tense days after the 9/11 attacks, but Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas), who is running a longshot bid for the 2008 GOP presidential nomination, has re-introduced his proposal to authorize President Bush to commission private citizens or groups to go after Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda.

Leave it to the professionals, Doctor Nutjob.  And by that I don’t mean the professional nutjobs, Doctor.  You want civilians tracking down bin Laden?  You are a crazy person, weirdo.

However, such commissions [“letters of marquee and reprisal”] were banned by the Treaty of Paris in 1856, which ended the Crimean War. While the United States was not a party to that treaty, and the Confederate States of America issued such letters during the Civil War, they are pretty much an anachronism. But hey, this is Ron Paul, so why should anyone be surprised by this plan? And for all you Ron Paul lovers out there, he still isn’t going to be elected president of the United States. Not gonna happen.

Great, Ronnie still lives in the 19th Century.  Welcome to the 21st Century, neanderthal.

Now I do understand that Ron Paul is committed to being President of The United States, however, it would be best for the nation if he were simply committed.  He’s a danger to himself and others.

— Psycheout

July 27, 2007

Ron Paul: Nutjob, Truther, Finished

Filed under: Black Helicopters,Idiocy,Ron Paul — Psycheout @ 12:37 am

As much as I could respect Ron Paul’s libertarian “tear down this government” views, when he goes on Alex Jones’ black helicopters show (so has The Tanc) it’s all over but the shouting. Alex Jones is a total nutball. Full stop.

Everyone who’s heard his show about the illuminati and Bohemian Grove and WTC 7 and Loose Change (and nuts and bolts) knows Alex is a total nutter. Anyone who has missed his conspiracy theory “they’re coming to get you and lock you in FEMA camps and gas you to death to usher in the New World Order” show hasn’t missed much. It’s a total freakshow.

It’s Art Bell on steroids and half as smart. Only paranoid meth heads and exstasy addicts waste their time with this crapola. That’s crapola with a capital K.

Another nutjob conspiracy theorist is the “In Plane Sight” moron from The Power Hour, one Dave von Kleist. (Please, please stop, Dave. Just stop the lies.) By the way Davey, if it’s three hours long, it’s not “The Power Hour,” you weirdo. It’s “The Power Hours.” Get a life.

Maybe Ron Paul can join these powerful paranoid freaks and discuss how bird flu, thanks to the Bush Administration under orders from Karl Rove, is coming to your town to take over your mind and replace your body with pod people from Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Well, just go read the Hot Air piece and judge for yourself. Do you really want a cut-and-run surrender monkey conspiracy theorist in your White House? Me neither.

Update: Does this look like a man who should be in The White House? A white coat, maybe. As long as the arms tie in the back.

Superfreak

By the way, doctor, that defibrillator is more likely to set the Constitution on fire, not whatever you think it’s going to do.  No wonder the ghosts of the Founding Fathers are looking grimly over your shoulders.

— Psycheout