Given the choice between the Islamofascist Muslim birth certificate forger-in-chief from Kenya, Barrack Hussein Osama bin Muslim and the Moroni worshiping magical underpants fetishist, flip-flopping plutocrat and grinning imbecile Mittens ‘Bane’ Romney, real Americans were left with little choice but to pray for the baby Jesus to fast track the Rapture and purify our shining city on the hill in the cleansing fire of Armageddon.
As it turns out our Lord hath a sardonic sense of humor and, all in all, America got off rather easy this time. The election of 2012 would have turned out rather differently had God’s Own Party had anointed His chosen candidate, future President and True Christian Sam Brownback instead of empty suit and false Mormon prophet, Mitt the Deceiver. But it could have been so much worse.
If, like the three little kittens we will have seen the last of our Mittens, providing four more years of entitlements, rent, food stamps, crack, bling and a warm crib for our
New Black Panther pResident Barry O to kick it old school aight, doesn’t seem so bad.
At least it keeps him off the streets and out of the slammer for now. Four years is a long time in politics. There’s plenty of time to begin impeachment proceedings before B. Hussein’s term is up.
Karl Rove, Ralph Reed, Charles and David Koch, Ted Olson, Dick Cheney, Jeb Bush and other patriots know that the work doesn’t end on election day, it’s only just begun.
Enjoy your hollow victory Defeatocrats, Socialists, Anarchists, Slackers, Eurocrats, Trade Unionists and the rest of you Obot parasites. Austerity is just around the corner, can you feel the chill in the air? As you ride your magical unity pony over the fiscal cliff and “yes I can” becomes “aiiiiieeeeee!!!!” Red State Republicans will be laughing all the way to the bank.
Goodbye, Mittens, you lie-beral loser and good riddance.
Please don’t come back now y’hear?