Blogs 4 Brownback

April 9, 2008

The Very Best: A B4B Retrospective (Part I: The Beginning)

Filed under: Blogging,History,Internet — Psycheout @ 8:59 pm
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B4B - Behind the BlowBlogs 4 Brownback, arguably one of the most important conservative news sources on the Internet, turned one year old in February. That day has come and gone and so has that year. A number of changes have taken place since that historic day, but one thing remains the same: B4B continues to be a beacon of conservatism, shining a great beam of purifying light that tears through the liberal lies of the Main Stream Media. They have ignored us, attacked us, ridiculed us, feared us and loathed us but have been unable to stop B4B. Why? Because we deliver the truth. And the truth will always out.

B4B was born way back on Feb 23, 2007. Sisyphus started the ball rolling in the right direction. Remember Welcome? The Internet changed forever on that day. But the world wasn’t aware of it yet. That was yet to come.

Never one to shy away from the truth, Sisyphus was there on day one, March 1st, greeting Johnny McCain’s candidacy with the respect it deserved. “Prepare the Rotten Tomatoes,” he cried. And you can bet he did just that.

A week later, a little known author known as Psycheout appeared, focusing like a laser beam on Sam Brownback’s exciting candidacy and launching the popular Brownback on YouTube series. My how things have changed. Both Sisyphus and Psycheout have since become household names, known the world over for their pursuit of truth, justice and the American Way. But getting to the top would be a bumpy road for them both, and would take a terrible toll on the hardworking B4B staff along the way.

Over the days and weeks that followed, B4B continued to bring the important news to its ravenous readers, and Sisyphus began to stretch out his wings, demonstrating his unquestionable command of science issues. Who can forget Is There Anything Less Scientific Than Science? I know I can’t! The seed had been planted.

Sam Brownback Day came and went. Moonbat leftists burned American flags, again. Then they pooped on them! And Sisyphus dared to ask, Why Do Liberals Hate America? With a mirror thrust in their faces liberals recoiled in horror and ran for the hills like the vampires they are. And this would not be the first time that Sisyphus would face down evil. He would do it time and again. Even his wife feared for his safety. But he kept on. G-d had big plans for him.

Nearly three months into B4B’s relentless journalism and just days after the death of Jerry Falwell, Sisyphus dropped the bomb that woke up America and the world. The curtain was pulled back and things would never be the same. “Heliocentrism Is an Atheist Doctrine” would soon be a rallying cry for conservative Christians on college campuses across the country. The scientific community was rocked by the post and did its best to contain the impact. It was the topic of discussion around water coolers and across the Internet. That discussion continues to this day.

And yet B4B was just getting started.

Soon the Mainstream Media would take notice. Ignoring B4B wasn’t working. Soon they would go on the attack. The Denver Post, Raw Story and even MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann himself would blast B4B with everything they had. The clash was inevitable. Nothing could stop it now.

Welcome to The Very Best: A B4B Retrospective.

This concludes Part I: The Beginning.

— Psycheout & The B4B Research Staff

13 Comments »

  1. If I only read this article and nothing else, you blog would almost seem interesting. You should work on Fox, they could always use good spin doctors.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 9, 2008 @ 10:34 pm | Reply

  2. Never one to shy away from the truth, Sisyphus was there on day one, March 1st, greeting Johnny McCain’s candidacy with the respect it deserved. “Prepare the Rotten Tomatoes,” he cried. And you can bet he did just that.

    And yet he’s your only hope now. HA!’

    Even his wife feared for his safety.

    Moar like she feared being beaten for stepping outside the kitchen, amirite?

    “Heliocentrism Is an Atheist Doctrine” would soon be a rallying cry for conservative Christians on college campuses across the country.

    Too bad for you that the Catholic Church accepts heliocentrism. Oooh, worse– Brownback is a Catholic!

    Oh, you also forgot the genocide posts, which I’ll link to in a sec.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 10, 2008 @ 12:15 am | Reply

  3. How
    Blind
    You
    Are.

    In case you have hyperlinkaphobia:

    1.) “Nuke the whole of the middle east.”
    2.) “Drown all who survived Hurricane Katrina.”(areas that also had a high concentration of african-americans
    3.) “Let’s just nuke Iran.”
    4.) “Let’s nuke the Native Americans we raped and slaughtered in order to acquire their land.”

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 10, 2008 @ 12:16 am | Reply

  4. Amazing….a history lesson in lunacy,
    still you forgot to mention your collaboration with Adolf in world war 2 (maybe cause you lost em)
    Poor naziPsyKKKeout,
    seems that you are a lonesome loser after all.

    (at least you have some dirty words to remove from my other comments to make you feel a little more important than you really are, have fun doing so)

    Comment by MoxoM — April 10, 2008 @ 12:25 am | Reply

  5. They couldn’t see what I thought would be so obvious
    They hide behind the laws they make for all of us
    The ministry of truth, that deals with pretense
    The ministry of peace, that sits on defense
    I’m washing my hands of what they’re trying to do
    It’s for me, It’s for me, It’s for you, It’s for you

    I’m just a rock n’ roll rebel
    I’ll tell you no lies
    They say I worship the devil
    They must be stupid or blind
    I’m just a rock n’ roll rebel

    They live a life of fear and insecurity
    And all you do is pay for their prosperity
    The ministry of fear, that won’t let you live
    The ministry of grace, that doesn’t forgive
    Do what you will to try and make me conform
    I’ll make you wish that you had never been born

    ‘Cause I’m a rock n’ roll rebel
    I’ll do what I please
    Yes I’m a rock n’ roll rebel
    And I’m as free as the breeze
    I’m just a rock n’ roll rebel

    They’ll try playin’ with your hearts
    They know it rules your head
    If they could read between the lines
    You know they’d see the real face

    God only knows why they couldn’t see the obvious
    Is it because they manifest the incubus?
    The ministry of war, that got caught in the draft
    The ministry of joy, that still hasn’t laughed
    When it’s boiled down and the day’s at an end
    I’ll give you no bullshit and I’ll never pretend

    ‘Cause I’m a rock n’ roll rebel
    I’ll tell you no lies
    They say I worship the devil
    Why don’t they open their eyes?
    I’m just a rock n’ roll rebel
    A rock n’ roll rebel
    I’m just a rock n’ roll rebel

    Comment by MoxoM — April 10, 2008 @ 1:20 am | Reply

  6. Blogs 4 Brownback, arguably one of the most important conservative news sources on the Internet

    Well, there’s no shortage of humility there…

    Comment by Jeffrey — April 10, 2008 @ 3:31 am | Reply

  7. I agree with EB. O’Reilly might have a job for you guys.

    Comment by L — April 10, 2008 @ 7:31 am | Reply

  8. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the man who will be the chief strategist of the Republican Party of the future: Psycheout, B4B’s political expert!

    RINOs, scientists, hippies, and anyone who thinks hopscotch isn’t gay have been humiliated on this board too many times to count. Their responses are predictable, their lifestyles pitiful.

    Comment by bobcorker — April 10, 2008 @ 7:24 pm | Reply

  9. Soon the Mainstream Media would take notice. Ignoring B4B wasn’t working. Soon they would go on the attack. The Denver Post, Raw Story and even MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann himself would blast B4B with everything they had. The clash was inevitable. Nothing could stop it now.

    I remember that! Olbermann quoted Psycheout on his show!

    /btw, as a fictional character, Dumbledore doesn’t technically “live on G-d’s green earth.”

    Comment by ChenZhen — April 10, 2008 @ 8:38 pm | Reply

  10. I knew the KKKooKKKy KKKoolade KKKlub KKKids would support that smelly Liberal McCain when Browncrap and Shmuckabee dropped. Pussies.

    Comment by spacebrother — April 11, 2008 @ 3:18 am | Reply

  11. For whoever exalts himself will be humbled, and whoever humbles himself will be exalted.

    There once was a time when the followers of a religious figure sought to emulate his or her actions.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 11, 2008 @ 10:06 am | Reply

  12. I remember the fine day when my eyes first fell on the truth written by Sissy-Puss.

    They welled with tears at their beauty. Now here was a writer par excellance! and he has been a shining light ever since.

    I have grown to overlook his pagan mary-worshiping habits because I really think he is a secret Baptist. Maybe he doesn’t even know it.

    and speaking of which…where is our friend?

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 11, 2008 @ 10:57 am | Reply

  13. “Blogs 4 Brownback, arguably one of the most important conservative news sources on the Internet”
    I’d say that this blog has been far from conservative, and is instead quite radical. There has been advocation on here of repealing the basic concepts and laws written at the birth of this nation, of an overthrow of the government, of monarchy, violent revolution, genocide, etcetera etcetera etcetera. These are hardly the actions of a conservative blog.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 11, 2008 @ 11:45 am | Reply


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