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April 5, 2008

Snoopy Dawg Raps Obama

Filed under: Barack Obama,Popular Culture — Psycheout @ 10:20 am
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Snoop DogRapper Calvin Broadus Jr. isn’t buying what B. Hussein Obama’s selling. And his recent truth telling about the junior Senator just might kill off his chances with the youth vote.

Hip-hop star Snoop Dogg has launched a scathing attack on U.S. presidential hopeful Barack Obama, accusing him of gleaning support from the Ku Klux Klan.

So much for unity. But let’s hear Snoopy in his own words. He’s actually quite articulate for a hipity hopper:

“The KKK gave Obama money. They was (sic) one of his biggest supporters … Why wouldn’t they be? The media won’t tell you that. They don’t want you to know that. They just want you to know that this [bleep] befriended this other [bleep] who be (sic) threatening your values.

“But we all know all presidents lie to get into [bleep] office. That’s they (sic) job.”

Yet the main Dawg insists that the brotha’s gonna prevail. And his logic is pretty hard to argue against.

“In America’s eyes, that mutha[bleep]’s gonna be president ‘cos (John) McCain can’t [bleep] with him. Hillary (Clinton) can’t [bleep] with him. He’s winning over white people, white ladies.”

There you have it. Can’t argue with Snoopy or he’ll bust a cap in your backside. Word to your mommy.

— M.C. Psycheout


  1. What’s the MC in your name?
    More Crack (for me)? I love drugs and I’m really gay.

    Comment by MoxoM — April 5, 2008 @ 10:42 am | Reply

  2. Didn’t you want Snoop to die?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 5, 2008 @ 12:22 pm | Reply

  3. Of course he’s articulate to you if he’s criticizing the Democrats, but if he dared speak bad about Brownback or Huckabee, you post a 5 page blog about how the Emancipation Proclamation was a liberal document that needs to be rescinded.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 5, 2008 @ 12:26 pm | Reply

  4. tl;dr

    Comment by Anonymous — April 5, 2008 @ 12:58 pm | Reply

  5. Yo Yo Yo! That’s wiggty wiggity wack!

    Comment by Mr.Epic — April 5, 2008 @ 1:22 pm | Reply

  6. Who needs ligitamte sources when random people with a chip on their shoulder says says its true.

    Comment by Cam — April 5, 2008 @ 1:36 pm | Reply

  7. Nice mocking report, pendejo.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 5, 2008 @ 8:34 pm | Reply

  8. I think Obama is a cool guy, eh is nigger and doesn’t afraid of anything

    Comment by Anonymous — April 6, 2008 @ 6:42 pm | Reply

  9. Tonight was the night that I lost my virginity, /b/.


    [Ed Note: Blah, blah, blah. It was stupid the first time. And you’re even stupider for posting it the 10000th. Shut up, btard. You deserve to go to hell.]

    Comment by Anonymous — April 6, 2008 @ 6:43 pm | Reply

  10. We’re no strangers to love. You know the rules, and so do I!

    Comment by Anon — April 6, 2008 @ 6:53 pm | Reply

  11. I’m not your fwiend, guy.
    I’m not your guy, buddeh.
    He’s not your buddeh, fwiend.

    Also, tl;dr

    [Ed Note: Too stupid; shouldn’t comment.]

    Comment by Woll Smoth — April 6, 2008 @ 6:54 pm | Reply

  12. A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

    [Ed Note: A full ban’s what I’m thinking of.]

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 6, 2008 @ 7:04 pm | Reply


    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 6, 2008 @ 9:49 pm | Reply

  14. Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr = epic failizzle

    Comment by L B — April 7, 2008 @ 9:15 am | Reply

  15. So now PsyKKKeout is not only homophobic, platypophobic heliophobic etc but also negrophobic.
    Go get a good doctor, dude……

    Comment by MoxoM — April 7, 2008 @ 9:51 am | Reply

  16. PsyKKKeout is a bit slow lately now that his faggy friends (Sixsixsixypisspotpussypuss and EdnoSSe of the Waffen SS)have died of AIDS.

    Comment by MoxoM — April 7, 2008 @ 9:53 am | Reply

  17. I talked about Snoop’s saying Obama gets money from the KKK over on Highbrid Nation. Those statements were completely outlandish but what I don’t understand is how he can go on record saying these things when he was just on Larry King recently singing Barack’s praises.

    Comment by Mike Belgrove — April 7, 2008 @ 10:24 am | Reply

  18. Snooop Dawg is a drug addict (I’d list which specific drugs but I can’t keep track of them all) who writes horrible rap songs about drugs, “pimping” and the gross excesses of the obscenely rich, and you trust him to know anything about politics?!

    Comment by L — April 9, 2008 @ 6:50 am | Reply

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