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April 2, 2008

“I’d Like a Cheeseburger with a Side of Gay”

Gay CheeseburgerComing soon to your local McDonald’s: the gay agenda.  Please take note — this is no longer April Fool’s Day.  This is deadly serious.  As in the AIDS and your kids.  Want condoms and spanish fly with a side of butyl nitrate in your kids’ Happy Meal?  Your wish may soon come true.

Why?  Because!

McDonald’s has signed on to a nationwide effort to promote “gay” and “lesbian” business ventures.

Did you catch that?  No, Toto, you’re not in San Fransicko anymore.  This is a nationwide campaign to spread the ghey.

According to McDonald’s CEO Jim Skinner, McDonald’s will aggressively promote the homosexual agenda.

Got it, parents?  This is no longer about tolerance, it’s about indoctrination, pure and simple.  McDonald’s Playland takes on a whole new meaning.  Gloryholes for all.  Even your son!  Slippery lubricants in a rainbow of flavors available at the condom, I mean condiment, counter at no extra charge.

We have an obligation to use our size and resources to make a difference in the world…[to make the world gayer, like a giant roller disco party]…and we do.

Hold onto your stomachs, dear parents, this only gets worse.

The company gave an undisclosed amount of money to the NGLCC in return for being recognized as a major promoter of the homosexual agenda.

And where do you think that money’s going?  Don’t ask, they won’t tell.

“I’m thrilled to join the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce team and ready to get to work [on the children]. I share the NGLCC’s passion for [children,] business growth and development within the LGBT community, and I look forward to playing a role in moving these important initiatives forward [and perverting young minds into celebrating the gay lifestyle].”

Got that?

Please help the American Family Association.  And no more drive throughs at McDonald’s unless you celebrate the homosexual lifestyle and hate children.  You don’t hate children, do you?

— Psycheout


  1. Wonderful, now all the fatass families will go somewhere to eat, hopefully somewhere healthier.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 2, 2008 @ 11:23 am | Reply

  2. Wow you managed to hatemonger at a whole new level where you dont need actual “proof” fantastic.I hope your “god” smites you”

    Comment by cammanfia — April 2, 2008 @ 11:40 am | Reply

  3. Screw the Kids, I love me some Filet O’Fish!

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — April 2, 2008 @ 7:10 pm | Reply

  4. I’d like a deep fried psycheburger. Not to eat, I’d just like to see him deep fried.

    Comment by Arn — April 2, 2008 @ 7:25 pm | Reply

  5. I noticed that the AFA had no news links. Oh, and the lone report that does come up, is from the AFA-ran/affiliated CitizenLink.

    tl;dr YOU LACK PROOF, B*TCH.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 2, 2008 @ 8:01 pm | Reply

  6. Does this mean less stupid (conservative) people will be taking up space at my fast food outlets?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 2, 2008 @ 8:16 pm | Reply

  7. Please! Like this is news. I mean, just look at Ronald. C’mon.

    Comment by ChenZhen — April 2, 2008 @ 10:00 pm | Reply

  8. That’s a good point, Chen. Sometimes one cannot see the forest for the trees.

    Comment by Psycheout — April 2, 2008 @ 10:02 pm | Reply

  9. So wait. Gay people aren’t allowed to have jobs anymore? That’s all they’re saying, that McDonald’s is going to allow gay people to work at their company.

    Although, frankly, I’m sure a lot of closeted GBLT individuals were working there before. Only now, they’ll be able to tell their co-workers (not the customers, as it’s none of their business) that they’re GBLT. That’s the only difference, guys.

    Feel free to boycott McDonalds now if this really bothers you that much. Their “food” isn’t worth eating anyway.

    Comment by L — April 3, 2008 @ 8:18 am | Reply

  10. Also, I love children. I love children to not beat them to death if they just so happen to be gay. Again, whether or not someone else–especially a complete stranger–prefers long-term relationships with the same sex does not affect you unless they’re trying to ask you out. Otherwise, it is entirely none of your business.

    Comment by L — April 3, 2008 @ 8:20 am | Reply

  11. Q. Will ‘Big Mac’ now become ‘Big D–k’ ? -Uncle L.

    Comment by Uncle L. — April 3, 2008 @ 12:55 pm | Reply

    Ah, The World Weekly News would be proud of your shenanigans.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 3, 2008 @ 3:21 pm | Reply

  13. “Otherwise, it is entirely none of your business.”
    In religion, everything is everyone’s business.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 3, 2008 @ 11:40 pm | Reply

  14. This week, on B4B:

    The Constitution is wonderful! The Bill of Rights is surely a gift from God! Long live freedom of speech, religion, and the right to work for at least minimum wage! America, the Land of God’s Chosen, is the Land of Equality! Everyone is welcome, and everyone is wonderful!

    Unless you disagree with us. Then we want you silenced, exiled, or at least paraded through the streets in chains so we can throw stones at you, despite our god’s own teachings.

    Comment by Brian-sama — April 5, 2008 @ 1:55 pm | Reply

  15. Actually, B4B hates the Constitution, and anything even resembling a Bill of Rights.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 5, 2008 @ 7:48 pm | Reply

  16. “Actually, B4B hates the Constitution, and anything even resembling a Bill of Rights.”
    Unless it protects them, of course.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 6, 2008 @ 1:58 am | Reply

  17. First of all, there is no gay agenda to promote. Secondly, they are not joining the NGLCC to promote homosexuality. That is not possible. It was a business deal, nothing more! The NGLCC is an organization that represents 1.4 million LGBT owned and friendly companies. Get some facts. And you’d better get busy too, you’ve got a lot of businesses to boycott.

    Go to the NGLCC website. Do you see any mention of sex, sexuality or gay agenda? It’s a business organization.

    One last thing, inserting your own (hate filled) words into a quote by someone else is libel. You can’t go around spreading lies which is what Wildmon and people like him (and you) do!

    I haven’t been to McD’s in years but I will start going now because I know that there won’t be any hate-mongering bigots like you there.

    Comment by John — April 7, 2008 @ 11:55 am | Reply

  18. “I haven’t been to McD’s in years but I will start going now because I know that there won’t be any hate-mongering bigots like you there.”
    They’ll be there, just in a different variety.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 7, 2008 @ 4:51 pm | Reply

  19. Wow it’s so sad to see so many naive people in the world that don’t see what’s going on with the Gay agenda..the website clearly states how to become a business partner to promote the gay agenda which the bible clearly states is wrong…we are to hate the sin not the sinner…i can’t wait for the return of Christ so the war will be over..if u don’t believe in Christ I really feel sorry for u and pray u change before it’s too late.

    Comment by BettyJo — May 14, 2008 @ 6:35 am | Reply

  20. Wow, I have rarely, if ever, seen this kind of inbred ignorance. Check your head, fruitcake.

    Comment by hollushka — October 20, 2008 @ 8:55 am | Reply

  21. Dear Psycheout:

    Guess what? There’s *whispers* gays all AROUND YOU. All the time. Every day. Deal with it.

    Comment by Rachel — December 4, 2010 @ 6:55 pm | Reply

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