Coming soon to your local McDonald’s: the gay agenda. Please take note — this is no longer April Fool’s Day. This is deadly serious. As in the AIDS and your kids. Want condoms and spanish fly with a side of butyl nitrate in your kids’ Happy Meal? Your wish may soon come true.
McDonald’s has signed on to a nationwide effort to promote “gay” and “lesbian” business ventures.
Did you catch that? No, Toto, you’re not in San Fransicko anymore. This is a nationwide campaign to spread the ghey.
According to McDonald’s CEO Jim Skinner, McDonald’s will aggressively promote the homosexual agenda.
Got it, parents? This is no longer about tolerance, it’s about indoctrination, pure and simple. McDonald’s Playland takes on a whole new meaning. Gloryholes for all. Even your son! Slippery lubricants in a rainbow of flavors available at the condom, I mean condiment, counter at no extra charge.
We have an obligation to use our size and resources to make a difference in the world…[to make the world gayer, like a giant roller disco party]…and we do.
Hold onto your stomachs, dear parents, this only gets worse.
The company gave an undisclosed amount of money to the NGLCC in return for being recognized as a major promoter of the homosexual agenda.
And where do you think that money’s going? Don’t ask, they won’t tell.
“I’m thrilled to join the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce team and ready to get to work [on the children]. I share the NGLCC’s passion for [children,] business growth and development within the LGBT community, and I look forward to playing a role in moving these important initiatives forward [and perverting young minds into celebrating the gay lifestyle].”
Please help the American Family Association. And no more drive throughs at McDonald’s unless you celebrate the homosexual lifestyle and hate children. You don’t hate children, do you?