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April 2, 2008

Howdy!

Filed under: Housekeeping & Maintenance — Tyler Dresden @ 2:03 pm

Hello Friend!Howdy y’all!  I’m Tyler Dresden from Houston, Texas.  I’ve been invited to keep the spirit of Brownback and America alive here in 2008.  I really appreciate the invite and promise to be fair and balanced to y’all except the dirty stinking liberals.  Why?  Because they’re lame, that’s why!

I’m new to this whole blog thing, so please be patient.

And if you’re a liberal troll, just go away.  I don’t have time for you.  Neither does God.

td

25 Comments »

  1. Oh goody another Bible Bashing moron do yourself a favor and go away before it too late.

    Comment by cammanfia — April 2, 2008 @ 2:44 pm | Reply

  2. Howdy. I too am from Houston, and can promise to everyone else that the typical Texan does not actually sound like Dresden.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 2, 2008 @ 4:09 pm | Reply

  3. Howdy. I too am from Houston, and can promise to everyone else that the typical Texan does not actually sound like Dresden.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 2, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

    No Way! You live in Houston? Me too! What part do you live in?

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — April 2, 2008 @ 5:07 pm | Reply

  4. Well, howdy there Tyler, welcome to the group. It’s always nice to see another good christian showing up here to share their wisdom, I can’t wait to trade thoughts and ideals with you in the near future. I believe we can have many wonderful conversations here and I’m looking forward to every one of them.😀

    Comment by Arn — April 2, 2008 @ 7:20 pm | Reply

  5. And if you’re a liberal troll, just go away.

    Said the kettle to the pot.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 2, 2008 @ 8:02 pm | Reply

  6. “No Way! You live in Houston? Me too! What part do you live in?”
    Well technically I’m in Austin for school, but when I’m home, I live just outside the loop, on the Northwest side. I’m near the Northwest Mall, if you know where that is.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 2, 2008 @ 8:15 pm | Reply

  7. Stupid links.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 2, 2008 @ 8:16 pm | Reply

  8. The Lord has blessed this blog with another soldier in Christ’s Army. Praise!

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — April 2, 2008 @ 8:21 pm | Reply

  9. Another Texan “troll” here. I would also like to say that not all Texans talk like this. With the “howdy” and the “y’all” and whatnot. Precious few of us are actually kinda smart.

    Wow, a lot of us are from Texas…

    Comment by Tinlion — April 2, 2008 @ 10:58 pm | Reply

  10. “Another Texan “troll” here. I would also like to say that not all Texans talk like this.”
    For the record, I use y’all probably more than I should, but it’s different when you lack an accent.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 3, 2008 @ 1:12 am | Reply

  11. So you don’t like liberal trolls, eh?

    I’m a moderate who enjoys thoughtful political discussion. Pleased to meet you!

    Comment by L — April 3, 2008 @ 8:15 am | Reply

  12. @L
    If you want thoughtful political discussion this isn’t the place it’s hate speech after hate speech after hate speech.

    Haven’t been to a chan board lately have you?

    Comment by cammanfia — April 3, 2008 @ 1:27 pm | Reply

  13. I have been told that there actually are Texans who speak with such stereotypicazl accents, but that they all reside in the more northerly part. As for those living in the areas in and around the central part and lower, including Houston, they neither speak nor type that way. To be frank, no one types their accent, unless it is a gimmick or something they do to give their entry personality. I’m going to call this fellow a fake.
    At least your name is believable as Texan.
    God has time for everyone, even in the old testament he had time for them, though in a less agreeable way. HE makes time, and everything else, how could he not have time?
    Yay wasted typing.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 3, 2008 @ 3:11 pm | Reply

  14. I prefer to STOP time.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 3, 2008 @ 10:22 pm | Reply

  15. Dresden? Are you in any way related to Harry Dresden?

    Comment by PG — April 4, 2008 @ 11:53 am | Reply

  16. I think he meant to say his name was Durden. Durden before he stopped sucking.

    So, anyone up for some soap-making?

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 4, 2008 @ 2:55 pm | Reply

  17. So, anyone up for some soap-making?

    To pass some time during a rainy spell over at our beach place last summer, I allowed my daughter, Rebecca Lynn, to talk me into letting her make cold press soap. Well, that was a huge mistake. $300 and a trip to the ER for a scalded arm later she bored with the whole idea and I was stuck with 175 bars of “rose-lemongrass” soap that reminded me of a nursing home. I sent her little butt back off to her boarding school 2 weeks early just so I could get that mess out of my house. To answer you question, no I am not up for soap making.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — April 4, 2008 @ 4:43 pm | Reply

  18. “I sent her little butt back off to her boarding school 2 weeks early just so I could get that mess out of my house.”
    The soap or the daughter?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 4, 2008 @ 5:19 pm | Reply

  19. How do you scald an arm with a cold press?

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 4, 2008 @ 6:51 pm | Reply

  20. Another “Texan” here, though a bit farther south.

    I’m a bit confused, Tyler. How does an omniscient, omnipotent god, for whom time is nothing, not have time for certain people? Surely he has infinity.

    Comment by Brian-sama — April 5, 2008 @ 1:57 pm | Reply

  21. “How do you scald an arm with a cold press?”
    Apparently something went terribly wrong.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 5, 2008 @ 3:13 pm | Reply

  22. What, was someone stupid enough to think a cold press required liquid nitrogen?😀

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 5, 2008 @ 7:46 pm | Reply

  23. I have to disagree with you, Taffy, manufacturing soap at home can be fun, and you get to make your own unique shapes and scents. I happen to enjoy the procedure. But a chacun son gout.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 5, 2008 @ 9:10 pm | Reply

  24. “What, was someone stupid enough to think a cold press required liquid nitrogen?”
    When they invent something they think is foolproof, eventually they’ll find a greater fool.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 6, 2008 @ 1:57 am | Reply

  25. “@L
    If you want thoughtful political discussion this isn’t the place it’s hate speech after hate speech after hate speech.

    Haven’t been to a chan board lately have you?

    Comment by cammanfia”

    I am trying to remedy the hate speech aspect. Also, it’s been months since I perused the delightful idiocy that is 4chan. I tried to earlier this week, but under the “Most Recent Posts” heading, I saw a Weapons post that said “Finally, some swords that aren’t f——ng…” The rest of the thread title was truncated. The horrible mental image said truncation put into my head made me laugh so hard I had no further need for 4chan.

    Comment by L — April 10, 2008 @ 9:15 am | Reply


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