A startling discovery was recently made: flying penguins. Can the rapture be far behind?
The BBC will today screen remarkable footage of penguins flying as part of its new natural history series, Miracles of Evolution.
There have been scattered reports about flying penguins for decades but many of these are attributable to Sally Field in her blasphemous role in The Flying Nun.
I guess this for once and for all proves that Darwin was right. I now believe that many of our commenters are indeed descended (or distended) from apes.
— Psycheout
Blogs 4 Brownback 
April Fool’s joke lol wut?
Comment by L. — April 1, 2008 @ 4:20 pm |
No April Fool’s joke: I posted a sketch on SA for a cartoon inspired by ‘The Flying Nun’ just a moment before seeing your post here referencing the same-
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2787116&pagenumber=28#lastpost
I would say you could take that as a point of confirmation, but I’m not sure of what.
Comment by Dan Lacey — April 1, 2008 @ 4:48 pm |
Great minds think alike, Dan. That’s why the Republican party is so cool.
Comment by Psycheout — April 1, 2008 @ 4:54 pm |
I hope this is a joke because thats the moronic thing ive heard.
Comment by cammanfia — April 1, 2008 @ 4:59 pm |
Please try to be clearer in your comments, kiddo. What are they teaching in public schools these days?
Comment by Psycheout — April 1, 2008 @ 5:02 pm |
Let me guess “I put meh kids in home school because they were teaching things beside god :O”So please go away oh ya DESU!
Comment by cammanfia — April 1, 2008 @ 5:33 pm |
Oh, never mind.
Comment by Arn — April 1, 2008 @ 6:23 pm |
I think I was actually going to say something there, but why bother?
Comment by Arn — April 1, 2008 @ 6:24 pm |
So Dan Lacey is a SAForum Goon. I just shat a brick wall.
Comment by Elephant Bones — April 1, 2008 @ 8:52 pm |
Dan, if I ever said anything bad about you, I’ve changed my mind from reading that thread. You are a pretty cool guy.
Comment by Elephant Bones — April 1, 2008 @ 9:00 pm |
EB, as I’ve been saying all along, B4B is a kewl place with neat people. So you like B4B now too, don’t you?
😀
Comment by Psycheout — April 1, 2008 @ 9:38 pm |
Still a furry, but a furry that doesn’t need to be killed. Kinda like Gary “motherf*ckin” Oak.
Comment by Dio Brando — April 1, 2008 @ 9:54 pm |
EB, as I’ve been saying all along, B4B is a kewl place with neat people. So you like B4B now too, don’t you?
B4B != SA. Also, you do realize that SA is filled with liberal g00ns, right?
Comment by Dio Brando — April 1, 2008 @ 9:56 pm |
“EB, as I’ve been saying all along, B4B is a kewl place with neat people. So you like B4B now too, don’t you?”
No, you’re still a moron who can’t even write a funny blog, much less a serious one. But Dan apparently is not the neo-con you portrayed him as. He’s just a guy with beliefs that seem to contradict each other.
“Still a furry, but a furry that doesn’t need to be killed.”
Only furries that cause drama deserve any sort of ire. If they keep to themselves, I leave them be.
Comment by Elephant Bones — April 1, 2008 @ 10:16 pm |
HEHE lol
may the Rapeture take you up your bottom hole, buch of Hypochristian Hitlerjugendfags.
Comment by MoxoM — April 2, 2008 @ 3:30 am |
They are birds anyway!
Comment by rydlp15 — April 2, 2008 @ 7:25 am |
They are birds anyway!
In b4 B4B staff thrust the idea that penguins are the spawn of Satan, since the bible never mentions them.
Come to think of it, the Bible fails to mention asians, pine trees, Canada, icebergs, tortillas, clam chowder, printers, hand soap, conditioner, shower caps, makeup, cheese slices, potatoes, rice, steak, towel, pills, rubber, steam, balloons…
Comment by Dio Brando — April 2, 2008 @ 8:29 pm |
“Come to think of it, the Bible fails to mention asians, pine trees, Canada, icebergs, tortillas, clam chowder, printers, hand soap, conditioner, shower caps, makeup, cheese slices, potatoes, rice, steak, towel, pills, rubber, steam, balloons…”
They don’t mention allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
So apparently they must be demonic creations as well. By jove, we may just have to bomb every Home Depot in the country!
Comment by Elephant Bones — April 2, 2008 @ 9:46 pm |
EB, Dio, they also don’t mention the United States, Britain…or really anywhere except the Mediterranean and the Middle East. By the bloggers’ own logic, our own great nation would therefore be considered the creation of the Devil…but of course they only apply their hilarious illogic when it makes them look good, rather than following it to its clear conclusion.
Comment by L — April 3, 2008 @ 8:27 am |
GUISE! I just foun out that Brownback isn’t in teh bible! Duz dat maik him ebil?
(Lordy I had a hard time typing like that.)
Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 3, 2008 @ 3:34 pm |
Dear Amrmand,
Keep looking, you’ll find it.
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — April 3, 2008 @ 3:36 pm |
Where, Madam, do you propose I look? It is a mighty long book, and other than Exodus, I’m not really sure where I can locate the then future in it.
Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 3, 2008 @ 3:47 pm |
“Keep looking, you’ll find it.”
O RLY?
Comment by Elephant Bones — April 3, 2008 @ 4:16 pm |
Well of course it’s not in that bastardized version of the Lord’s word! A True Christian® only uses the KJV! Keep looking.
Private comment to EB – NO ONE ELSE READ!
Tears of joy stream down my cheeks as I write this – I am just tickled in places only the Good Lord knows seeing that you are reading the Bible, even it is the wrong version and online at that. Praise!
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — April 3, 2008 @ 4:33 pm |
“Tears of joy stream down my cheeks as I write this – I am just tickled in places only the Good Lord knows seeing that you are reading the Bible, even it is the wrong version and online at that. Praise!”
Of course I read the Bible. You wouldn’t go into a battle without your weapon, and I wouldn’t go into a religious debate without knowledge of the material.
If you’re so sure that Brownback is in the Bible, point to the passage. I have access to 3 different Bibles: New American, KJV, and New International, and will be happy to confirm your discovery.
Comment by Elephant Bones — April 3, 2008 @ 6:06 pm |
“Well of course it’s not in that bastardized version of the Lord’s word! A True Christian® only uses the KJV! Keep looking.”
And yet you claim that the KJV is the only version that true Christians use, does that mean you’re not a Christian?
the KJV version of the lords prayer is this:
Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
And I wrote that without even having to look it up first, every one who really knows the bible can recite that from memory, yet you copied it from the wrong bible, so you lied about the KJV being the only bible you used.
Comment by Arn — April 3, 2008 @ 6:21 pm |
Dearest Arn,
I was merely making a reference from EB’s own Bible, one that he would understand. I think you know that though.
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — April 3, 2008 @ 6:24 pm |
I think the Bible mentions Brownback, alright. When does Satan enter the picture, again?
Comment by Dio Brando — April 3, 2008 @ 10:28 pm |
EB, massive kudos for throwing in the “Hardware Store” bit there. You made my day.
Comment by Brian-sama — April 5, 2008 @ 2:01 pm |
“EB, massive kudos for throwing in the “Hardware Store” bit there. You made my day.”
I do what I can.
Comment by Elephant Bones — April 5, 2008 @ 3:13 pm |