A startling discovery was recently made: flying penguins. Can the rapture be far behind?
The BBC will today screen remarkable footage of penguins flying as part of its new natural history series, Miracles of Evolution.
There have been scattered reports about flying penguins for decades but many of these are attributable to Sally Field in her blasphemous role in The Flying Nun.
I guess this for once and for all proves that Darwin was right. I now believe that many of our commenters are indeed descended (or distended) from apes.