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March 31, 2008

Dating Dos and Do Not Dos: Don’t Date a Liberal

Filed under: Democratic Idiocy,Faith,Family,Family Values,Popular Culture,Republicans — Psycheout @ 5:48 pm
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Sharon Soon of Conservatives with AttitudeThis is for the young readers out there. I know that a lot of the stuff written here is about politics and current events that might be too difficult for you to understand or too dry to catch your interest. One young person wrote, “Dear Mr. Psycheout, what about something for us conservative kids?” Well, Billy. This one’s for you.

A lot of young folk out there are looking for a life partner. A woman to bear his children or a man to tell her what to do. But finding that special someone who holds the right views is a sometimes difficult task. The most important thing, however, should be obvious: don’t date a liberal or an atheist, even if you are chaperoned by your loving parents.

Right Wing News has an article of interest for those of you still seeking that good Christian young man or young lady to share your life with. It’s all about dating from six smart and attractive conservative bloggers. And they all seem to have the same advice on dating a liberal: don’t do it!

Cassy Fiano of WizbangAccording to Wizbanger Cassy Fiano,

I tend not to date liberals, for a reason. Politics is so important to what I do and I follow it so much. I can’t respect a guy who’s liberal all that much because it makes me question his intelligence. So, that’s a big minus because I’m thinking how smart can this guy be if he thinks John Kerry is a great politician? (Laughs) If he thinks Barack Obama would be a great President, I think, gee, how bright could this guy be?

And sassy Cassy also highlights the differences, the important ones:

They [liberals] don’t have the manners that conservatives do. I think that’s because conservative men buy into this feminist orthodoxy less. They don’t have a thing about paying for you on a date, holding a door open, being a gentleman. Conservatives do that more than liberals do. …just the old fashioned gentleman type that women really want, but there aren’t that many of them out there any more.

Karol Sheinin has some advice if one finds oneself accidentally dating a libbie: change him. She proudly boasts “Some of the guys I have dated started out liberal, but they didn’t stay that way.” You go girl!

It’s a slow process, but not impossible and I’ve done it. But, I sort of prefer to just date someone who’s conservative right off the bat because the conversion thing, you never really know if they are doing it just to keep you happy or what. …I definitely have strong convictions and politics is important to me. It’s an essential part of my life. …It seems like it’s just political beliefs but those things extend into other facets of your life — how you raise children, and what kind of marriage you’re going to have…

Sharon Soon of Conservatives with AttitudeSharon Soon has similar thoughts on dating liberals. It’s just not worth it!

It’s kind of like night and day. I have always had a policy of not dating liberals, but once, after a bad break-up, I dated a couple of liberal guys…

First of all, they don’t have the same values and I find that to be a fundamental problem. I know a lot of people are willing to accept that, but I’m not. Their whole world view is different from someone who has conservative values and traditional values as a way of life.

And Sharon understands the misguided liberal mindset and lifestyle as well as any political scientist.

Being focused on yourself, and your rights, and materialism, and no ultimate sense of morality — because I guess when you believe in a more secular way of life, a more liberal viewpoint, it’s all about what you can do for yourself and how you can be happy…and you don’t have any belief in absolute truth or religious principles to guide how you live. You get guys who are selfish and into themselves and don’t care so much about humanity, other people, or me — that just leads to a lot of problems. I also have a problem with guys who are into things like getting completely trashed and doing drugs…

In other words, liberals are dirty hedonistic hippies, sociopaths with no moral compass. Well said, Miss Soon!

Michelle Oddis of Human EventsPlucky Michelle Oddis of Human Events concurs:

Yeah, in the past year, I think I’ve dated one or two of them [dirty G-dless liberals]. There is usually an issue there with religion, which is kind of frustrating, because you’re not necessarily going to go out on one or two dates with someone and think that you’re going to marry them. But, with long term goals, how you’re going to raise your kids, whether you’re going to bring them to church or not, you wonder if that person is going to show the same values — there tends to be a difference there with liberal guys.

Another turn-off with liberal guys, at least for me, tends to be 2nd Amendment stuff. Gun rights? I think it’s kind of wimpy when guys don’t think people should be able to protect themselves.

Michelle obviously has the right idea. Way to go, girl!

Dawn Eden, author of the fantastic book The Thrill of the Chaste: Finding Fulfillment While Keeping Your Clothes On, is able to see right through to the inner core of your average liberal. There’s nothing there. It’s all empty and fake.

…My experience with liberals is that superficially, they may be more fun to be around. They’re a bit looser and more relaxed. They make an effort to be more sensitive, but the sensitivity only goes so far. It’s easy for a man to keep this illusion of being a great, sensitive romantic if he knows he’s just going to sleep with you and then say good-bye. Anybody can be Mr. Love God for one night or one week or one month.

When I became conservative, which coincided with my becoming a Christian, I realized that even though there were things I liked sentimentally about liberal men, I wanted somebody who shared my values. Conservatives might not always be so easy to get along with at first, but I thought it was worth my time to get to know men who were compatible with me and would eventually warm up.

It should be pretty clear by now that dating a liberal is a big mistake. Ask your prospective dates if they support the President, support the troops and who they will be voting for this November. If they say Osama or Hitlery, put a big red X next to their name and add their number to the block list. Why waste time with losers who have no values?

Update: There’s some great commentary over at Michelle’s crib as usual.  Like this great poem that says it all:

Would I? Could I? Date a liberal?

I would not date one, I would not!
I don’t like their values, I don’t smoke their pot.

I would not have one in my house, I would not have one for my spouse.

When they talk of peace and war, they scream and shout … it’s such a bore.

….

— Psycheout

35 Comments »

  1. PSYCHEOUT GOT DUMPED BY HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS REALLY AN 80-YEAR-OLD CHINESE MAN IN PANTIES

    [Ed Note: Fascinating.]

    Comment by Anonymous — March 31, 2008 @ 6:42 pm | Reply

  2. Dear Psycheout,

    Obviously, there is a special young person here who needs our prayers.

    Lord,

    If it is your will, please send this prepubescent juvenile delinquent the strength to battle the internal DEMONS that eat away at his self-esteem and causes pimples the size of tangelos to appear on his hairless chin.

    Amen.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — March 31, 2008 @ 7:12 pm | Reply

  3. The quality of your bullsh1t stories has really gone down recently, Psycheout. I think you’re losing your touch.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 31, 2008 @ 10:45 pm | Reply

  4. “[dirty G-dless liberals]”
    liberals arent allowed to be religious now?

    Comment by DSC — April 1, 2008 @ 1:20 am | Reply

  5. (Laughs) If he thinks Barack Obama would be a great President, I think, gee, how bright could this guy be?

    YES LADY, ONLY AN IDIOT COULD WANT A NIGRA IN OFFICE, CLEARLY.

    One young person wrote, “Dear Mr. Psycheout, what about something for us conservative kids?” Well, Billy. This one’s for you.

    No, bad Psycheout! You do NOT let little children play with your widdler!

    Another turn-off with liberal guys, at least for me, tends to be 2nd Amendment stuff. Gun rights? I think it’s kind of wimpy when guys don’t think people should be able to protect themselves.

    Bruce Lee didn’t need a gun. The man could take a 125lbs. barbell and hold it straight out, something even bodybuilders struggle with. He could do push-ups with his thumbs alone.

    It takes a mind willing to flow like water to have the concentration and strength to do that.

    The quality of your bullsh1t stories has really gone down recently, Psycheout. I think you’re losing your touch.

    It’s getting so bad, I’m not even registering a smirk. =/

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 1, 2008 @ 1:40 am | Reply

  6. PsyKKKeout, if you really need a date than go jump miss Crotchrott and give her a decent shag…….your inbreed kind deserve one another

    Comment by MoxoM — April 1, 2008 @ 5:34 am | Reply

  7. And do not forget to spit between her legs before penetrating her…..else it might hurt……go for it hillbillynazi!!!

    STFU

    Comment by MoxoM — April 1, 2008 @ 5:39 am | Reply

  8. The ladies in this story forgot to mention that we liberals are great in bed.

    Comment by Mr.Epic — April 1, 2008 @ 7:50 am | Reply

  9. Longtime watcher, here, of the website. I’m starting to not want to come back. I agree with E.B. & Dio. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    March 21st isn’t really a long time….

    Comment by Piper — April 1, 2008 @ 10:12 am | Reply

  10. This commentary is all so true. I squired around quite a few good Christian Conservative Women before I met the Mrs. McPain and I can tell you they were all desperate to find a man to tell them what to do.

    I helped them explore the Bible and learn true submission to God’s love, and a man’s love. While I never had any naughty relations with them as we were not married, we practiced obediance training, comportment instruction and a variety of required punishments.

    It was when I met the little lady that I really found a truely submisive and loving supporter for me and God’s work.

    These women are bound to get want they want!

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 1, 2008 @ 12:01 pm | Reply

  11. “The ladies in this story forgot to mention that we liberals are great in bed.”
    Yeah, what’s cold as ice and comes only once every 40 years?
    A conservative in the sack!

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 1, 2008 @ 12:02 pm | Reply

  12. As one with liberal leanings, i have to say that I have held doors for people since age twelve, and routinely act in a polite manner. That really isn’t all that common, from my personal observations, though.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 1, 2008 @ 12:32 pm | Reply

  13. Also of note, one of the women featured in this journal appears to be of Asian descent. I think this is a first, approval of a “minority” on B4B.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 1, 2008 @ 12:44 pm | Reply

  14. “As one with liberal leanings, i have to say that I have held doors for people since age twelve, and routinely act in a polite manner.”
    I’m a liberal, and I’ve been doing that since I was six, unless the door was too heavy for me to open.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 1, 2008 @ 3:07 pm | Reply

  15. EB,

    I’m a liberal, and I’ve been doing that since I was six, unless the door was too heavy for me to open.
    That was about the sweetest thing I have ever heard you say. and now I am seeing you in a whole new light. Forget about that ice cream social, let’s make it an ice Cream and a Pizza Party!

    Sending you blessings in ways you couldn’t even imagine.

    Auntie Taffy

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — April 1, 2008 @ 3:25 pm | Reply

  16. Yes, by all means ladies, narrow your mind and your choices.

    Where’s that part in the Bible again? The part where Jesus says to discriminate against and exclude others for what they believe? Oh, wait, that wasn’t Jesus, that was the Romans.

    Comment by lovesickbilly — April 1, 2008 @ 4:03 pm | Reply

  17. The response of so many to this article shows precisely the hypocracy of liberals. These women are making their own decisions to live in loving and caring relationships and for that, they get attacked. I guess according to the left, Liberalism is all about personal freedom as long as its the “right” personal freedom.

    Comment by Diablo — April 1, 2008 @ 4:54 pm | Reply

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  19. ““As one with liberal leanings, i have to say that I have had sex with people since age twelve, and routinely act in a perverted manner.”

    I’m a liberal, and I’ve been doing that since I was six, unless the teacher was watching me.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 1, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

    YOU are SICK!

    Comment by Marty McPain — April 1, 2008 @ 9:27 pm | Reply

  20. It was when I met the little lady that I really found a truely submisive and loving supporter for me and God’s work.

    And thus, a 9 year-old’s fate was sealed, when old man McPain slapped her with his dongle and called her “wife slave whore”.

    Comment by Dio Brando — April 1, 2008 @ 9:39 pm | Reply

  21. “These women are making their own decisions to live in loving and caring relationships and for that, they get attacked.”
    It’s not their choices that annoy us, it’s the fact that they demonize us.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 1, 2008 @ 10:13 pm | Reply

  22. Oh so as long as women act and voice opinions that you agree with, their fine, but the moment they step out of line, you attack them. Wow…that’s really progressive of you.

    Comment by Diablo — April 2, 2008 @ 8:00 am | Reply

  23. “Oh so as long as women act and voice opinions that you agree with, their fine, but the moment they step out of line, you attack them.”
    Your friends seem to do the exact same thing, where’s their chastisement?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 2, 2008 @ 8:11 am | Reply

  24. Not to intrude on this facinating conversation, but did all of you folks actually read that whole post?
    I couldn’t do it, I tried, but I just couldn’t. As a writer, Psycheout fails in epic proportions. Cute Asian chicks though.

    Comment by Arn — April 2, 2008 @ 9:05 am | Reply

  25. Seconded, Arn. Psycheout’s posts are waaaaaaay too long for a blog. Maybe he should write a novel.

    Also, I only date men who are intelligent enough to think for themselves instead of just doing what Person X tells them to. Unfortunately, the conservatives who think for themselves are extremely rare, so I’ve had to go with moderates, and occasionally liberals. Sorry guys!

    Also, Marty, I managed to hold onto my virginity until 20. By that point, the Catholic insistence that having sex, touching yourself, or even thinking about sex was sin, and the associated repression of my natural drives, had driven my hormones to the point of no return. You, however, were probably given away in an arranged marriage when you were 14, so you have no idea what I’m talking about.

    Comment by L — April 3, 2008 @ 8:47 am | Reply

  26. “You, however, were probably given away in an arranged marriage when you were 14”
    The operative word being ‘given’ since nobody would willingly want him.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — April 3, 2008 @ 12:14 pm | Reply

  27. Marty, how did you know when I lost my virginity?
    Oh you sly little Mister, you. What are you doing later? I need someone to act in a perverted manner with.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — April 3, 2008 @ 3:45 pm | Reply

  28. What a terrible website with bull[poopie] talking points.

    First of all, if you thought Kerry was worse than Bush, you have a real big problem.

    I think I’ve known my fair share of religious people who are both unfaithful and criminals. Gives us a break. We are individuals, we think for ourselves. I don’t think anyone who puts labels on themselves and defines their world with such narrow self-righteous views are people who have really thought about life.

    Defining yourself as Conservative doesn’t necessarily mean you will have better family values than a Liberal.

    Wake up. We’re not defined by such divisiveness.

    Comment by angie — April 15, 2008 @ 4:41 pm | Reply

  29. This post casts the intelligence of conservatives in such terrible light that I almost thought it was written by a liberal to make conservatives look stupid.

    Imagine my shock when I realized the writer is serious.

    Comment by Nona Mousy — July 2, 2008 @ 9:06 pm | Reply

  30. Good luck finding intelligent, ambitious, interesting, literate right-wingers in any major metropolitan area or at any college that isn’t virtually open admission.

    Comment by Jim Capatelli — July 21, 2008 @ 10:32 pm | Reply

  31. Jeeze…those are some really creepy looking women handing out “advice”. More than likely they’re just bitter because no liberal men will have anything to do with them.

    Comment by lars verlaine — September 24, 2008 @ 9:42 pm | Reply

  32. Get off your high horse!! Stop being so judgemental. . If you think you are such a great Christian do you think it’s so Christianly to write off some one as evil because you just don’t see their views? You are only hurting yourself by not seeing the whole picture. Do you know that even though Republicans and Liberals may have different opinions that the may be still seeking the same truth? The “ElEPHANT” is bigger than we can see as one but together we can see the whole. I’m saddened that you can not learn from other people and that you choose to live in your own bubble. You will never see the forest because you are only distraced by the different trees. Please try to see why liberals believe that we should love one another no matter WHAT!! That’s what Jesus would do. – I love my conservative boyfriend. Peace Out – Sincerly , Strong Liberal

    Comment by laura — November 23, 2008 @ 5:21 pm | Reply

  33. I am now a conservative!!! I have been looking for a nice girl and I find that my wonderful conservative friends and leaders fuck everything that moves or accepts credit card and personal checks. All this time I thought being an intelligent member of society as a liberal would help me meet new and interesting people. I was way off I should be a conservative, I should bottle up my attitudes towards making the world abetter place and simply become a white secluded piece of shit(I am White!!! you can tell by my grammar and spelling ha ha OH WE don’t joke like that on the internet SO many rules you ridiculous hermits possess) Maybe I should try the south I can get used to living without plumming. Then I can make a complete fool of myself and thank God for making me this stupid. Just admit you like dirty sex and would rather have it with a guy who feels guilty about it and not tell his friends YOU ARE ALL HYPOCRITES IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A HYPOCRITE IS READ THE FUCKING BIBLE STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES GO ALABAMA

    Comment by alex keaton — April 6, 2010 @ 1:43 am | Reply

  34. @laura, @angie, @L,
    Thank you. You finally proved my point. This is exactly why people don’t believe in God or don’t wanna be Christian. Because you conservative fucking assholes think you can judge people and call men who share very liberal wimps. Nobody was talking about conservative men that way. Like we liberals are sociopaths and murders. At least we admit it. But conservatives don’t. Like all of those conservative women are “pretty.” And I’m not conservative whatsoever!

    Comment by Adam — August 7, 2010 @ 9:32 pm | Reply

  35. Most liberal men are NOT wimps.

    Comment by Adam — August 7, 2010 @ 9:33 pm | Reply


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