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March 18, 2008

Status Update

I’m back in New Jersey now.  My wife has suggested that we retreat here, away from the scene of my sinful attraction to lustful strumpetry.  She also doesn’t want me to post on this blog as much for a few days.  Overexposure to leftist ideology is having a deleterious effect on my spiritual and moral well-being.  So, please bear with me if I’m somewhat sporadic in posting this week.

 Consider this an open thread.  I’ll give you a topic:  was “Devil’s Advocate” a degenerate, depraved piece of liberal filth, or was it a deeply Christian film demonstrating the moral failings of secular humanism?  Discuss.

26 Comments »

  1. I think of it as Charlize Theron’s breakout performance. Er…um…I mean that evil strumpet temptress harlot (crap, I can’t decide!) got my naughty parts all engorged and tingling for the first time.

    Comment by ChenZhen — March 18, 2008 @ 10:25 pm | Reply

  2. I have a better subject: What is everyone’s specific religion? It’s like I have to keep a scorecard for you guys.

    I’m not an atheist, but I don’t follow a religion. What do they call that?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 18, 2008 @ 10:59 pm | Reply

  3. I believe that that is agnosticism, EB.
    I am nondenominational Christian.
    Catholicism was bit of a drag.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — March 18, 2008 @ 11:26 pm | Reply

  4. Charlize Theron and Connie Nielsen are disgusting harlots.

    Otherwise, the movie’s pretty good.

    Comment by N Alznaur — March 19, 2008 @ 7:01 am | Reply

  5. Has anyone else ever noticed that Reeves plays the exact same character in everyone of his movies? He seems to always play the clueless guy that saves the day. From “Bill and Ted Excellent Adventure” to “The Matrix”, he always is the last person in a movie that realizes what everyone else figured out about 15 minutes into the film. You could splice “Neo” from “The Matrix” into “The Advocate” and still get the same film. Kind of amazing how much money he gets to basically recycle the same stuff over and over again.

    Comment by Diablo — March 19, 2008 @ 8:22 am | Reply

  6. I will pray for you in your seclusion, Sissy. I completely understand about the secular evils that grasp at our upright morals.

    If the temptations of the Spitzer Harlot are still pressing you and driving you to have sinful lustfull dirty filthy thoughts, I reccomend a prayer session with Sister Mary Ignacious of The Church of the Immaculate Conception on Talcott Street in Chicago.

    Now, normally I don’t have much use for the Mary worshippers but in this case, for this purpose, I believe she can squeeze these demons out of you. And all for a very reasonable donation to the Church Building Fund I might add.

    Comment by Marty McPain — March 19, 2008 @ 8:30 am | Reply

  7. “I believe that that is agnosticism, EB.”
    Nah, that’s being ambiguous about God’s existence. I’m pretty convinced there’s a higher power.

    “Has anyone else ever noticed that Reeves plays the exact same character in everyone of his movies?”
    Congrats, you figured it out. Ever notice Keanu’s ‘broad’ range of emotions? From happy -_- to sad -_- to frightened -_- to angry -_-

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 19, 2008 @ 9:30 am | Reply

  8. If the temptations of the Spitzer Harlot are still pressing you and driving you to have sinful lustfull dirty filthy thoughts[…]

    Like you do about your “bling” and your Hummer?

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 19, 2008 @ 3:47 pm | Reply

  9. Dee-Dee, have you asked God for forgiveness yet?

    Comment by Marty McPain — March 19, 2008 @ 7:55 pm | Reply

  10. Dio, stop feeding the troll.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 19, 2008 @ 11:06 pm | Reply

  11. Awww, but it’s SO cash.

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 20, 2008 @ 12:11 am | Reply

  12. Praying here for you.

    Comment by Connie Mack — March 20, 2008 @ 7:55 am | Reply

  13. “Dio, stop feeding the troll. Comment by Elephant Bones — March 19, 2008 @ 11:06 pm”

    Look Boner, calling me a troll just shows your ignorance of the internets, the English Language, and my commitment to Sam Brownback and this site.

    You pimple-faced losers have come to this site to attack and annoy great Americans such as Sissy-Puss and Pshchy, and BJ and Mrs gains-Crocket, and, yes, myself.

    Your purpose here, and in life, is the same as a small child who poops in his hand and writes on the walls – to make a stinky mess! You disgust me.

    Comment by Marty McPain — March 20, 2008 @ 8:54 am | Reply

  14. Diablo, he is merely following in the footsteps of a long tradition of American film stars, such as John Wayne, Marilyn Monroe, and onward into eternity.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — March 20, 2008 @ 9:57 pm | Reply

  15. “Diablo, he is merely following in the footsteps of a long tradition of American film stars, such as John Wayne, Marilyn Monroe, and onward into eternity.”
    I’m confuzzled. Who is ‘he’?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 20, 2008 @ 11:20 pm | Reply

  16. KEanu Reeves, Diablo typed out his observation of him playing the same character in every film.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — March 20, 2008 @ 11:33 pm | Reply

  17. KEanu Reeves, Diablo typed out his observation of him playing the same character in every film.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — March 20, 2008 @ 11:35 pm | Reply

  18. Captain Kirk just turned 77 today, and I bet he can still take Neo on without any problems.

    [“You pimple-faced losers have come to this site to attack and annoy great Americans such as Sissy-Puss and Pshchy, and BJ and Mrs gains-Crocket, and, yes, myself.”]

    I’m confused, where’s the great Americans we annoy? I see you listed a few demented idiots but no great Americans.

    Comment by Arn — March 22, 2008 @ 8:04 am | Reply

  19. Armand, I happen to be a big fan of John Wayne, but he does fit that niche quite well. He plays the same role in every movie, whether he’s an outlaw, a lawman, a soldier, a boxer or a gold miner, he’s always exactly the same in every movie. Bottom line, he couldn’t act, he just said the lines and acted like himself, but it worked very well for him. It doesn’t work quite so well for Reeves because “himself” is not that interesting as a character.

    Comment by Arn — March 22, 2008 @ 8:10 am | Reply

  20. I do have to agree with you, Arn, John is a very agreeable character, as were some of the other folks that played themselves as type roles. I was just pointing out that, though his is were, Reeves was not the only case.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — March 23, 2008 @ 12:50 am | Reply

  21. Sysiphus: I’m glad you had a safe trip. Jersey is a rather dangerous place, and the only people I know from the state are ashamed to admit it.

    EB: I was Catholic until a few months ago. I am now a Strega. I would like to thank Blogs 4 Brownback and its contributors for giving me the final bit of impetus necessary to finally leave the Church. May the God and Goddess bless you all.

    Comment by L — March 27, 2008 @ 8:34 am | Reply

  22. Also, since this is an open thread, I would like to direct everyone’s attention to this article. An Oregonian child DIED of a easily treatable disease because her parents refused to accept the miracles of modern medical science.

    It reminds me of the old story about a deeply religious woman in a flood. Two boats passed by as she stood on the roof and the waters grew nearer and nearer. She refused their offers of help, saying “The Lord will provide.” The waters became so high she had to stand on the chimney. A helicopter passing over the area offered her a lift. She refused, saying “The Lord will provide.” No one else came, and at last she drowned. As she stood before God, she asked Him, “Why did you forsake me? I was taught all my life that you would provide help when I needed it, and when I needed You the most, You let me die!” God replied, “Lady, I sent you two boats and a helicopter–what more did you want?!”

    The fact that this scenario has played out in real life–dozens of times, no less–is a terrible tragedy.

    Comment by L — March 27, 2008 @ 8:40 am | Reply

  23. “I am now a Strega.”
    Just researched it. Fascinating group.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 27, 2008 @ 10:07 am | Reply

  24. Thanks EB. I’m still not going to sleep with you though. ;P

    Comment by L — March 28, 2008 @ 4:00 pm | Reply

  25. “I’m still not going to sleep with you though.”
    Wasn’t trying, but good to know. xD

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 28, 2008 @ 5:06 pm | Reply

  26. Sure you weren’t. I still remember that comment.😛

    Comment by L — March 31, 2008 @ 8:07 am | Reply


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