I’m very pleased to announce that Bob Corker is the newest poster on the blog. Bob is a long-time commenter, one of the better ones we have around here. I’m very sure you’ll all enjoy his posts, as they rally true American patriots to the banner of freedom.
In other news, Elliott Spitzer is a complete swine who needs to be incarcerated with a burly 6’5″ weight-lifting gang member who gives him the alias “Susan.”
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Ow, harsh much?
Comment by Tinlion — March 10, 2008 @ 5:59 pm |
Also, I’m still waiting for an answer to the question I emailed you, Sisyphus.
Comment by Tinlion — March 10, 2008 @ 6:01 pm |
Thanks, Sisyphus!
I’ll probably not be able to post much, but I can fill in for Sisyphus when needed.
Phil Bredesen, my governor, also needs to be punished. I think forcing him to read Barbara Boxer’s A Time To Run should suffice for punishment.
Comment by bobcorker — March 10, 2008 @ 6:11 pm |
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
You sure you guys never sin?
Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — March 10, 2008 @ 6:21 pm |
“Also, I’m still waiting for an answer to the question I emailed you, Sisyphus.”
I’m sorry, I never got it.
Comment by Sisyphus — March 10, 2008 @ 7:04 pm |
You sure you guys never sin?
See, when you’re killing/raping people and/or babies in the name of the Lord, it’s never a sin.
Comment by Dio Brando — March 10, 2008 @ 7:20 pm |
Bob posting here? Oh, this is going to be just magical.
in before copypasta from his own failure of a blog.
Comment by Elephant Bones — March 11, 2008 @ 12:00 am |
I’m putting twenty bucks down on Bob Rick Rolling us sometime soon
Comment by Hissho — March 11, 2008 @ 12:56 am |
Welcome among the posters, bob. Hope you’ll be as stimulating as sisyphus is.
Comment by dandus — March 11, 2008 @ 2:48 am |
Bless you Brother Bob. I have always enjoyed your honest and fair comments and look forward to reading your articles. This site remains one my #1 source for political information next to Fox News of course.
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — March 11, 2008 @ 7:11 am |
You’re a good man, Bob Corker. You’ll accomplish great things here.
Comment by Connie Mack — March 11, 2008 @ 8:49 am |
This site remains one my #1 source for political information next to Fox News of course.
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — March 11, 2008 @ 7:11 am
Oh dear…
Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — March 11, 2008 @ 8:58 am |
Congratulations Bob!
Yes, I see we have yet another Democrat chasing loose women around. PRAISE Jesus our Godly Republican politicians don’t chase women around.
Comment by BJ Tabor — March 11, 2008 @ 10:19 am |
“This site remains one my #1 source for political information next to Fox News of course.”
Well, that explains a lot…
“I have always enjoyed your honest and fair comments and look forward to reading your articles.”
You DO realize he’d enslave you if he had the chance, right?
“You’ll accomplish great things here.”
Funny, they said the same thing about Hitler
Comment by Elephant Bones — March 11, 2008 @ 12:09 pm |
T.D. GAINES-CROCKETT IS NOT A MEMBER OF LBC, WHICH IS A PSRODT SITE. PASS IT ON.
Comment by Dio Brando — March 11, 2008 @ 12:50 pm |
Dear EB,
How dare you compare Brother Bob to Hitler? That man was nothing but common trash and our Bob is a decent man with a heart of gold.
Mr. Brando,
My patience is wearing thin with your false accusations and innuendos. Why must you constantly persecute me just because I don’t return you unrequited love? Can we not be friends, dear? Just accept the fact that we will never be and settle for what you can have.
In His Grace,
Auntie Crockett
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — March 11, 2008 @ 1:20 pm |
Thank you, BJ, Mrs. Crockett, and Connie for your kind words. I’m not sure what to say to Dandus, and Hissho, what on earth is “Rick Rolling”? Is it a copy and pasting of some atrocious musician’s song?
“in before copypasta from his own failure of a blog.”
I don’t spam it all over the internet. Most blogs take a while to get a lot of readers, and it has received more hits than most blogs on the Internet.
“Funny, they said the same thing about Hitler”
Hitler was a vegetarian, much like the moonbat community as a whole is.
“Yes, I see we have yet another Democrat chasing loose women around. PRAISE Jesus our Godly Republican politicians don’t chase women around.”
Well, the Democrats will soon be chased around by… homosexual prisoners! I say we send both groups into gladiator fights, and kill the winners.
“T.D. GAINES-CROCKETT IS NOT A MEMBER OF LBC, WHICH IS A PSRODT SITE. PASS IT ON.”
Dio, Helioleftists are well known for stealing names from Godly Christians in order to forward their own perverted goals. Mrs. T.D. is such a well known activist, her name was stolen by LBC in order to slander her by attributing nonsense to her.
Comment by bobcorker — March 11, 2008 @ 2:01 pm |
My patience is wearing thin with your false accusations and innuendos. Why must you constantly persecute me just because I don’t return you unrequited love? Can we not be friends, dear? Just accept the fact that we will never be and settle for what you can have.
In His Grace,
Auntie Crockett
I’m older than you are(I suggest you do a little research on who I am). I can’t fall for a p-s-r-o-d-t.
Comment by Dio Brando — March 11, 2008 @ 2:40 pm |
Dio, Helioleftists are well known for stealing names from Godly Christians in order to forward their own perverted goals. Mrs. T.D. is such a well known activist, her name was stolen by LBC in order to slander her by attributing nonsense to her.
She works for them.
Is it a copy and pasting of some atrocious musician’s song?
Try harder at hiding your -chan status.
Comment by Dio Brando — March 11, 2008 @ 2:41 pm |
The good Christian people of New York should take this Spitzer fellow, chain him to a pair of trucks and drive him in half. What kind of a man fools around on his wife like that? And a Governor, no less!
Comment by Marcia P. — March 11, 2008 @ 2:55 pm |
You’ve got a bigger problem now!
Comment by anonymous — March 11, 2008 @ 2:56 pm |
Dio @ “She works for them.”
T.D. Gaines-Crockett not part of LBC. You really don’t know what you are talking about Dio, don’t you?
Comment by BJ Tabor — March 11, 2008 @ 3:55 pm |
T.D. Gaines-Crockett not part of LBC.
First off, you am speak like ungahh cliche caveman. Second, I’ve already provided proof, with Ed Note trying a desperation attack of editing every instance of the word “psrodt”. How…Psrodius.
You really don’t know what you are talking about Dio, don’t you?
You can’t even utilize basic grammar. So who knows how little, again?
Comment by Dio Brando — March 11, 2008 @ 4:23 pm |
“Hitler was a vegetarian, much like the moonbat community as a whole is.”
a) proof or you’re a liar
b) i love meat, can’t consider dinner a meal without it
“Helioleftists are well known for stealing names from Godly Christians in order to forward their own perverted goals.”
Again, proof or you’re a liar
“What kind of a man fools around on his wife like that? And a Governor, no less!”
Good to see that you’ve realized that not even officials are pious individuals.
Comment by EB — March 11, 2008 @ 5:17 pm |
“a) proof or you’re a liar”
Here, you ignorant Commie.
“i love meat, can’t consider dinner a meal without it”
You must be one of the lucky moonbats.
“Again, proof or you’re a liar”
Landover Baptist’s EXISTENCE is proof.
“She works for them.”
No. That was some buffoon that stole her name out of jealousy. It is a very nice name, after all.
“Try harder at hiding your -chan status.”
I’ve never been to 4chan. It sounds like a silly website that promotes video games (rocket jumping) and anime (which is a wicked, wicked sin). Basically, from what I’ve heard about it, it’s composed of a bunch of Asians trying to act hip or something. If Asians want to be hip, they need to go to New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colorado. There is a fine Asian population there. But you choose to wallow with the bad Asians.
Comment by bobcorker — March 11, 2008 @ 5:29 pm |
a) proof or you’re a liar
Comment by EB — March 11, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
Actually, EB, Hitler was a vegetarian. He even made laws banning the cooking of crabs and lobster until a more humane way to kill them besides boiling them alive could be found.
Although, it does suggest something as to why BobCorker knew those facts about Hitler. Mostly, the information is found only in extensive bibliographies about the man, most of those portraying him in a positive light.
Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — March 11, 2008 @ 7:09 pm |
bibliographies about the man
Oops, spelling error, I meant biographies.
Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — March 11, 2008 @ 7:10 pm |
Hey guys, it’s your dark lord, here. Listen, I’m not much of a, as you fleshy mortals phrase it, “blogger”, (I’m more into posting terribly drawn pictures on Deviantart under multiple screenames,) but the grand wind demon Malgaborg is, (under the screen name of Pfeekin) and she came across your site and thought I could shed some of my ethereal insight upon the situation.
First off, how, by the many tounges of Algabon, did you guys figure out that whole doorbell thing? I thought I had that well under wraps down here, but then Bob Corker had to blab it. Seriously, do you have some informant or something, I’m trying to keep my operations traitor-free. I mean, it’s not that big of a deal, doorbells are more like match.com for abominations of god, but still, it’s the principle of the matter.
Secondly, Connie Mack is a guy. Trust me, I know these kind of things.
And finally, there’s all this talk about me in all kinds of things these days like video games or the Teletubbies and what not. But to be honest, I’m not the source of a lot of these things, mortals just screw up with God by their own accord.
Well, I got to back to torturing the damned and all that junk, catch you guys later.
Just a call away if you need me,
Satan.
Comment by SatantheMagnificent — March 11, 2008 @ 7:38 pm |
“Here, you ignorant Commie.”
Thanks, I learned something new. And congratulations for learning how to cite your sources.
“video games (rocket jumping)”
LOL, if that’s what you think all video games consist of, I suggest picking up Apollo Justice.
Comment by Elephant Bones — March 11, 2008 @ 9:21 pm |
No. That was some buffoon that stole her name out of jealousy. It is a very nice name, after all.
Uh-huh, and that’s why she made explicit reference to LBC and her winning Mrs. Christian USA?
I’ve never been to 4chan. It sounds like a silly website that promotes video games (rocket jumping) and anime (which is a wicked, wicked sin).
It’s actually a hardcore conservative image board, and if you post with the text “DSFARGEG”, you’ll be given names of liberals that need to be silenced. Actually, EB and I, plus other former channers, have been trying to reclaim the site– but you conservatives keep flooding it with our addresses.
Comment by Dio Brando — March 11, 2008 @ 9:36 pm |
“It’s actually a hardcore conservative image board, and if you post with the text “DSFARGEG”, you’ll be given names of liberals that need to be silenced. Actually, EB and I, plus other former channers, have been trying to reclaim the site– but you conservatives keep flooding it with our addresses.”
Is that why the only thing Anonymous has really accomplished is the Scientology protest? I mean, everyone hates that rubbish. Kudos to Anonymous for the protests _ try attacking things everyone hates, rather than Conservative Christians like us.
“Uh-huh, and that’s why she made explicit reference to LBC and her winning Mrs. Christian USA?”
She’s playing games with your gullible little minds. It’s quite funny, really.
“Thanks, I learned something new. And congratulations for learning how to cite your sources.”
Always glad to alert a fellow human to the evils of vegetarianism, even if said human is not a Christian.
“First off, how, by the many tounges of Algabon, did you guys figure out that whole doorbell thing? I thought I had that well under wraps down here, but then Bob Corker had to blab it. Seriously, do you have some informant or something, I’m trying to keep my operations traitor-free. I mean, it’s not that big of a deal, doorbells are more like match.com for abominations of god, but still, it’s the principle of the matter.”
I win, nerd. Your minions are being torn apart, as well. Have fun trying to recruit new minions, loser!
“And finally, there’s all this talk about me in all kinds of things these days like video games or the Teletubbies and what not. But to be honest, I’m not the source of a lot of these things, mortals just screw up with God by their own accord.”
You lie, devil!
“LOL, if that’s what you think all video games consist of, I suggest picking up Apollo Justice.”
Ah, I forgot grenade jumping, which is a far greater disease. Both expose children to rot and filth, and must be annihilated. Halo, unfortunately, has increased the practice twenty-seven fold.
Comment by bobcorker — March 11, 2008 @ 10:03 pm |
“Ah, I forgot grenade jumping, which is a far greater disease.”
Again, Apollo Justice. Play it. You will find no ballistic weapons within.
Comment by Elephant Bones — March 11, 2008 @ 10:45 pm |
That Satan troll was hilarious, the pfeekin reference was the best part.
Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — March 12, 2008 @ 10:45 am |
I liked the Satan’s imitator as well. Bob, did I get it wrong or, according to you, that was the real Satan?
Btw, once again, Mrs. Crockett, EB can’t have a clue on how you look like, can he? There are no pictures of you on the web!
Comment by dandus — March 12, 2008 @ 1:12 pm |
“There are no pictures of you on the web!”
Although she does have that rather lovely B 52-esque picture on here. I laugh everytime I see her post because I am imagining her singing Girl from Ipanema Goes to Greenland.
Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — March 12, 2008 @ 2:16 pm |
Honestly, EB, this is a good news source. I always want to keep tabs on the RR to make sure they aren’t impinging on my rights as an American.
Comment by L — March 12, 2008 @ 2:48 pm |
What’s the difference between a Republican and a toilet?
The toilet’s only full of sh!t until you pull the handle.
Comment by anonymouslulz408 — March 12, 2008 @ 3:31 pm |
“impinging”
I think the word you’re looking for is ‘infringing,’ but you make a good point. They are excellent at bringing the latest on the Religious Wrong straight to my screen.
Comment by Elephant Bones — March 12, 2008 @ 4:59 pm |
L,
I think the word you want to you is “improving”, we of the Republican (Christian) Right are always seeking to improve all Americans and uplift them to higher goals.
Comment by BJ Tabor — March 12, 2008 @ 7:19 pm |
[…]we of the Republican (Christian) Right are always seeking to improve all Americans and uplift them to higher goals.
What, by killing anyone who isn’t a conservative Christian?
Comment by Dio Brando — March 12, 2008 @ 9:06 pm |
“What, by killing anyone who isn’t a conservative Christian?”
I guess by ‘uplift’ he means force their spirits upwards to heaven.
Comment by Elephant Bones — March 13, 2008 @ 12:04 am |
With nukes, natch.
Comment by Dio Brando — March 13, 2008 @ 3:17 am |
What’s all this talk of violence Dio? Once America has a properly vertically aligned society that rejects the socially corrosive philosophies of materialism and equalitarianism there will be no need indiscriminate violence.
Comment by BJ Tabor — March 13, 2008 @ 12:31 pm |
LOL, check out Satan’s website link, it’s Clay Aiken!
Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — March 13, 2008 @ 12:43 pm |
What’s all this talk of violence Dio? Once America has a properly vertically aligned society that rejects the socially corrosive philosophies of materialism and equalitarianism there will be no need indiscriminate violence.
Whoa, trying to backpeddle on your support of B4B’s numerous cries for genocide?
Comment by Dio Brando — March 13, 2008 @ 4:00 pm |
How
Blind
You
Are.
In case you have hyperlinkaphobia:
1.) “Nuke the whole of the middle east.”
2.) “Drown all who survived Hurricane Katrina.”(areas that also had a high concentration of african-americans)
3.) “Let’s just nuke Iran.”
4.) “Let’s nuke the Native Americans we raped and slaughtered in order to acquire their land.”
Comment by Dio Brando — March 13, 2008 @ 4:01 pm |
BJ: Bush has gotten rid of habeas corpus. You know what that means? It means they can just grab you and arrest you, for no reason whatsoever, without a fair trial, in clear violation of the First, Fourth, and Fifth Amendments.
The “Religious” “Right” has turned our beautiful free nation into a slave nation over the past 8 years, and it’s a shame that you refuse to see it.
Again, if one of your neighbors decided to call you a terrorist, even if you’re not, even if there is absolutely NO evidence whatsoever to link you with any act of terrorism, you can be hauled off to the Pentagon, waterboarded (which, by the way, is a horrible form of both physical and psychological torture, and no one with even the slightest shred of sanity enjoys or endorses it), sexually humiliated, and beaten within an inch of your life, until they get a confession. It’s like the Spanish Inquisition, only with less mercy involved. DO SOME RESEARCH BEFORE YOU IMPLY THAT BUSH IS DOING ANYTHING OTHER THAN LIMITING OUR FREEDOM AS AMERICAN CITIZENS. I’d prefer that you see the light now, instead of discovering this the hard way when you end up having to suffer on some foolish technicality the government suddenly decides to invent over the next 15 years.
Comment by L — March 14, 2008 @ 9:19 am |
Also:
Materialism: Greed. Consumerism. The idea that having more things can make you happy.
Egalitarianism: The idea that all human beings are free and equal, and are endowed with equal rights by the Creator.
They are polar opposites. One leads to a yawning gap between the luxurious, spoiled rich and the miserable, helpless poor. The other leads to a society in which everyone is treated with dignity and respect, regardless of wealth or social status. Guess which one is which.
Comment by L — March 14, 2008 @ 9:21 am |
Dear L,
I agree completely than having money doesn’t bring happiness and that we should all do our parts to help those less fortunate. Just last week I had the housekeeper clean out all of the cabinets and the pantry to remove items that were nearing their expiration dates. I’ll have you to know that instead of simply tossing these things in the trash, I loaded them into the Hummer and personally drove them into the poor neighborhoods and tossed them out the window to the needy as I sped through. Aside from a couple of close calls with some canned green beans (it’s hard throwing things out of a speeding vehicle and having perfect aim mind you) it was a complete success. You should have seen the looks on their faces as they were treated to a nice meal and some scriptures I had taped on the items before distributing them.
I encourage everyone to do whatever they can to share the wealth. Nothing is so rewarding as helping your fellow man!
In His Service,
Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett
Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — March 14, 2008 @ 10:38 am |
L @ #47,
That issue is entirely a matter of interpretation L. The way I see it President Bush, with Jesus guidance, took some very necessary steps to protect this great nation from the terrorist and their fifth columnist allies in this country. I don’t need to point out how fervently the secular left identifies with their fellow co-travelers the Islamo-Fascists. The Constitution is not a suicide pact and prudent action was needed and taken.
Comment by BJ Tabor — March 14, 2008 @ 1:40 pm |
KKKorKKKer with his white supremacist outlook is now a contributor? Why am I not surprized?
Looks like a Mark (pedophile) Foley and Bill (prostitute lover) Vitter love fest is underway here.
Comment by spacebrother — March 14, 2008 @ 2:31 pm |
The way I see it President Bush, with Jesus guidance, took some very necessary steps to protect this great nation from the terrorist and their fifth columnist allies in this country.
How? By invading Iraq and pissing off quite a deal of the middle east?
Comment by Dio Brando — March 15, 2008 @ 10:05 pm |
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