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March 5, 2008

So, Huckabee’s Out. Now What?

In a sad moment for American political history, Mike Huckabee has bowed out.

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee bowed to “the inevitable” and dropped out of the Republican presidential race Tuesday night after an improbable run for a politician little known beyond his home state a year ago.

Huckabee announced he was giving up his bid for the White House after John McCain swept Tuesday’s contests in Texas, Ohio, Vermont and Rhode Island, giving the Arizona senator the delegates needed to claim the party’s nomination in September.

“It’s been a heckuva run,” he said.

Huckabee urged his supporters to back McCain in November and said he has no “Plan B” for his political career.

The last true Republican has left the race. The GOP nominee will now be a RINO who opposes free speech and embraces bigoted Catholic-bashers. The RINOs have won the Party, and I strongly urge all Christians to leave the building.

In a way, this is a positive development. Huckabee was the last obstacle to the Brownback write-in campaign. My faith is too strong to allow me to believe that God hates America this much. As far as I can tell, He wants to test our resolve and our piety. We have a clear choice this November: vote for a Satanist Communist Islamist (be it Billary or Hussein Osama), vote for a Socialist RINO with Know-Nothing 19th-century Nativist leanings (McCain), or write-in a candidate. That candidate will be Brownback, and his victory will shake this hypocritical Babylon to its foundations. God has not yet forsaken His faithful. That is a promise, America. That is a promise.

Go, and pray for what comes. We face a challenging time of darkness before the light shall again shine down upon us.

Vote for America! Vote for Brownback!

65 Comments »

  1. I guess its are time to wonder the dessert for four years….

    Comment by Diablo — March 5, 2008 @ 9:54 am | Reply

  2. We’ll win this thing yet, Diablo. Vote for Brownback!

    Comment by Sisyphus — March 5, 2008 @ 10:41 am | Reply

  3. Excuse me whilst I victory dance.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 5, 2008 @ 10:50 am | Reply

  4. Why do you hate America, Elephant Bones? Why do you hate America so much?

    Comment by Sisyphus — March 5, 2008 @ 11:55 am | Reply

  5. Yeah, write-in candidancy….

    Ain´t gonna happen. Most people won´t even remember Brownback in November.

    Otherwise: STRIKE!!!!!

    Comment by PG — March 5, 2008 @ 12:19 pm | Reply

  6. Vote Brownback,,,, Yeah, that’s what I’ll do I’ll vote for Brownback, me and three other people😀

    Comment by The One — March 5, 2008 @ 12:25 pm | Reply

  7. I’ve anticipated mockery from the Copernican wing of the America-Hating Party. Your views are duly noted, and duly disregarded.

    Comment by Sisyphus — March 5, 2008 @ 12:30 pm | Reply

  8. “Why do you hate America, Elephant Bones? Why do you hate America so much?”
    What? Can’t hear you over the sound of me dancing!

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 5, 2008 @ 12:38 pm | Reply

  9. I can’t hear you dance. You’re too far away. I live in New England, you live in Texas. If you danced on a cluster of hydrogen bombs and detonated them, I couldn’t hear you.

    Comment by Sisyphus — March 5, 2008 @ 12:55 pm | Reply

  10. Sisy is in New England? You mean there are actually some of these things in my area? Now there’s a scarey thought.

    Comment by The One — March 5, 2008 @ 1:21 pm | Reply

  11. and here comes the “that’s not how you spell scary, get a edgewmacashun”

    Comment by The One — March 5, 2008 @ 1:23 pm | Reply

  12. Ick, I am so sorry for you, One.

    Sadly, Crockett isn’t so far from myself if I remember correctly…

    Comment by La Mona — March 5, 2008 @ 1:27 pm | Reply

  13. “I can’t hear you dance. You’re too far away. I live in New England, you live in Texas. If you danced on a cluster of hydrogen bombs and detonated them, I couldn’t hear you.”
    Where’s the part where I’m supposed to care? Dance!

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 5, 2008 @ 1:50 pm | Reply

  14. In a sad moment for American political history, Mike Huckabee has bowed out.

    LOL

    Comment by lol — March 5, 2008 @ 3:07 pm | Reply

  15. “The GOP nominee will now be a RINO who opposes free speech and embraces bigoted Catholic-bashers.”

    Well, free speach is dangerous and only certain people are reliable enough to have this right.

    As for the cat-o-licks, I think “Whore of Babylon” and “Pagan Cult” says just about all we need to know on that subject. The gaping maw of hell awaits apostates.

    Except for you of course Sissy; I have always thought of you as an honorary Baptist, or at least a future Baptist when you are born again.

    Comment by Marty McPain — March 5, 2008 @ 3:09 pm | Reply

  16. Seems like EB is really happy today. That Mambo was really good. (Don´t get me wrong, Un Monde Parfait isn´t a bad song either, but a friend of mine has it as a ringtone and by now it makes my blood pressure go up.)

    Now that we have hijacked the treat, anyone can begin listing why Brownback is fur sure not gonna be president and/or what we can do to make it sure that he won´t. Besides laughing.🙂

    Comment by PG — March 5, 2008 @ 3:10 pm | Reply

  17. This is a horrible day for America! Fortunately, God has preserved the hope of the nation by keeping Senator Brownback’s write-in campaign alive. Without Huckabee in the race, there will no longer be a Christian splinter vote. All true Christians must write Brownback in on their November ballots.

    Comment by Marcia P. — March 5, 2008 @ 3:54 pm | Reply

  18. Yes please, by all means everyone write in Brownback. If everyone that believes all of this crap believes he can win that will help some anyway, that would be what, at least a dozen or so votes that none of us will have to worry about.

    Comment by The One — March 5, 2008 @ 4:12 pm | Reply

  19. “Seems like EB is really happy today.”
    Yea, Huckabee losing by a large margin has partially restored my faith in humanity. The B4B staff have yet again jumped ship like rats, showing yet again their supposed ‘devotion’ to be a load of crap. So I continue to dance!

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 5, 2008 @ 4:17 pm | Reply

  20. There’s also this to put me in a good mood.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 5, 2008 @ 4:35 pm | Reply

  21. Please start making sense, EB. What does that video have to do with anything? Is that some sort of bizarre Texas liberal custom?

    Comment by Sisyphus — March 5, 2008 @ 4:45 pm | Reply

  22. Yeah, please all vote Brownback, you “godfearing” people. That´s a lot of votes that don´t go to McCain, making a democratic victory even more likely!

    The third one wasn´t that good, EB. Not my taste.

    @sisy: He´s dancing in joy, that´s what it is.

    Comment by PG — March 5, 2008 @ 5:31 pm | Reply

  23. If that’s his idea of joy, he has more problems than I’d thought.

    Comment by Sisyphus — March 5, 2008 @ 5:38 pm | Reply

  24. We can still install Sam Brownback by force. We must first wait, however, to see if McCain chooses Brownback as his VP. If he doesn’t, we poison him. If he does, we let him serve out a year to see if Brownback can control him any. If he’s being his RINO self, we poison him. If he does his job OK, we give him a nice retirement house and force him to give up the job for Brownback. Then, Brownback can get to work busting unions and spreading Christianity, unhithered by such useless concepts as ‘debate’ and ‘poll tax abolishment’. The lower classes are too stupid to be given a voice. Thanks to them, we now must fight Copernicanism and Penguin Theory everywhere we go. This is unacceptable: we must keep them in their places, and make sure they never escape them. I don’t know how to do this, but Brownback will.

    Comment by bobcorker — March 5, 2008 @ 5:39 pm | Reply

  25. We can still install Sam Brownback by force. We must first wait, however, to see if McCain chooses Brownback as his VP. If he doesn’t, we poison him.

    The Secret Service ruins that plan. Especially as you have just posted in on an open site. (Don´t you think that someone, somewhere already tried that stunt?)

    It also requires McCain choosing Brownback as VP, because otherwise, Brownback won´t get the job, but the original VP and after that the speaker. WHich happens to be Nancy Pelosi!

    It also requires the republicans to actually win the November elections. WHich is right now rather unlikely.

    Comment by PG — March 5, 2008 @ 6:00 pm | Reply

  26. Corker, it’s people like you that make the idea of requiring IQ tests for reproduction so appealing.

    Nothing of what you say can be accomplished. Even if for some reason America has decided they liked Brownback (and it’s shown that they don’t…but I’ll entertain the thought) and he was president, nothing of what you said can be accomplished. Why? Because much of what you say requires a 2/3 passing in the House and Senate…now tell me, Corker, is the President going to convince 2/3 of anything to do that bull crap? No. Is the president all-powerful? No. Are you deluded? So it would seem.

    Mickey Mouse is probably going to get more write-in votes than Brownback…

    Comment by La Mona — March 5, 2008 @ 6:11 pm | Reply

  27. “The Secret Service ruins that plan. Especially as you have just posted in on an open site. (Don´t you think that someone, somewhere already tried that stunt?)”

    Thanks to the foolish ideas of the WordPress Administration and all the liberals here labeling us Christians as ‘parodies’, we can accomplish this with little to no problems.

    “It also requires McCain choosing Brownback as VP, because otherwise, Brownback won´t get the job, but the original VP and after that the speaker. WHich happens to be Nancy Pelosi!”

    We can always keep poisoning Republican nominees until they make Brownback their VP (or the nominee is Brownback). We can poison the Democrats, too, to stop Satanism.

    “It also requires the republicans to actually win the November elections. WHich is right now rather unlikely.”

    With McCain, you are correct. That man deserves to die of heart failure right before he discovers the Holy Grail.
    If Brownback (or as lesser, inferior people, Hunter, Tancredo, or Keyes… but they must choose Brownback as their VP) is the nominee, however, conservatives can be united. I don’t know why people can’t just be as conservative as possible on every issue, just like me, but I do know that people will vote for their conservative side IF they are convinced that they will receive what they want.

    Comment by bobcorker — March 5, 2008 @ 6:17 pm | Reply

  28. I live in New England, you live in Texas.

    The hell you doing in one of the heathen states you hate so much? Get your Muslim-killing arse to the deep south!

    If he doesn’t, we poison him.

    Spreading more treason, eh Corktard? Get your America-hating arse back to anywhere but here.

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 5, 2008 @ 6:31 pm | Reply

  29. ATTENTION: BOB CORKER ADVOCATES POISONING MEMBERS OF GOVERNMENT, ESPECIALLY REPUBLICANS. HE IS THEREFORE A TERRORIST.

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 5, 2008 @ 6:33 pm | Reply

  30. “Thanks to the foolish ideas of the WordPress Administration and all the liberals here labeling us Christians as ‘parodies’, we can accomplish this with little to no problems.”
    If you were any threat to anyone, you wouldn’t be considered a joke.

    “I don’t know why people can’t just be as conservative as possible on every issue, just like me”
    Maybe because you are a nutjob who gives religion a bad name.

    “I do know that people will vote for their conservative side IF they are convinced that they will receive what they want.”
    And the conservative side WON’T give them what they want, that’s why Huckabee and Brownback are losers.

    “Corker, it’s people like you that make the idea of requiring IQ tests for reproduction so appealing.”
    Agreed. Usually they try to prevent retards from breeding

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 5, 2008 @ 6:39 pm | Reply

  31. I don’t know why people can’t just be as conservative as possible on every issue, just like me

    What defines “conservative”? You prefer to be liberal with the economy, murder, and pollution, right?

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 5, 2008 @ 6:42 pm | Reply

  32. The time is nigh…failzorz

    Comment by anonymouslulz408 — March 5, 2008 @ 7:56 pm | Reply

  33. Now What?

    Well, You can come with me and endorse Obama!

    Comment by ChenZhen — March 5, 2008 @ 11:49 pm | Reply

  34. “Well, You can come with me and endorse Obama!”
    This man is wise, you should do as he says.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 6, 2008 @ 12:24 am | Reply

  35. Supporting someone who isn’t white would make their closed little minds explode.

    …on second thought– yeah, support Obama, B4B!

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 6, 2008 @ 1:11 am | Reply

  36. Frankly, when it comes down to it i highly doubt i will be allowed to vot considering i disagree with all the cantidates as it is. All the “right”wing people on this blog make me sad to be a Christian on one hand but on the other it makes me even more proud because ya know Jesus didnt spend His time with trhe religious “right” he was with the tax collectors the prostitutes the thieves and the scum and outcasts of society.

    Now what i want to know is, if Jesus didnt condemn them and yell at them what was it He was doing? hmmmmmmmm what is the oposite of yelling and condemning? oh yes it is showing perfect unconditional love…no object or person can be “satanic” IF they are blessed and have truely asked for forgiveness. Now just to lest you know, I myself am a non-republican, non-button down, non-All American Sport playing nontruck driving non give em hell over seas mohawk sporting spikes and leather wearing tattoos and nose ring wearing Christian and before you say im living in sin my Jesus looks at the heart of a person not the outside he looks to faith and works…you are looking to the deeds of a man..but until i see a cantidate working to get the Bible and the legalizing of prayer in school instead of slandering a musical instrument or condemning other people and they are doing it because they are “Christian” or “in the name of God” i refuse to believe it…until then i will stay how i am not worrying Republican or Democrat….as far as I am concerned they all are still a part of the Bohemian Grove and all still participate with the Masons…all elections are rigged they say we are bi partisan but they are all supported by the world bank so therefore we know who is pulling the strings of our great nation……get our nation out of the Middle East and fix us first…

    Fix our schools and jobs lower the cost of gas and feed our poor and homeless..thats what Jesus commisioned us to do, bringing a gun and bombs to another country is not showing love if Christ

    Zach Vindicated

    Comment by punk4christ — March 6, 2008 @ 4:40 am | Reply

  37. “The hell you doing in one of the heathen states you hate so much? Get your Muslim-killing arse to the deep south!”

    Long story. Work-related, not my choice. I’m originally from south Jersey.

    Comment by Sisyphus — March 6, 2008 @ 6:25 am | Reply

  38. Thanks to the foolish ideas of the WordPress Administration and all the liberals here labeling us Christians as ‘parodies’, we can accomplish this with little to no problems.

    The Secret Service has no humor. And I really wonder how you gotta get into the white house in the first place. The place is one of the best guarded areas in the entire country.

    We can always keep poisoning Republican nominees until they make Brownback their VP (or the nominee is Brownback). We can poison the Democrats, too, to stop Satanism.

    Yeah, except that you´ll be caught, tried and meeting old sparky long before that.
    If Brownback (or as lesser, inferior people, Hunter, Tancredo, or Keyes… but they must choose Brownback as their VP) is the nominee, however, conservatives can be united. I don’t know why people can’t just be as conservative as possible on every issue, just like me, but I do know that people will vote for their conservative side IF they are convinced that they will receive what they want.

    Even then the democrats are holding a majority right now.

    I also have to point out corcer, that your plan makes you guilty of terrorism, murder and high treason. Have a nice time with Old Sparky!

    Comment by PG — March 6, 2008 @ 7:07 am | Reply

  39. Long story. Work-related, not my choice. I’m originally from south Jersey.

    Comment by Sisyphus — March 6, 2008 @ 6:25 am

    THAT’S EVEN WORSE!!!

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — March 6, 2008 @ 10:03 am | Reply

  40. “Spreading more treason, eh Corktard? Get your America-hating arse back to anywhere but here.”

    Liberals are the ones that are the traitors. They have ruined every country except America and Israel already. All we want is to export you Leftist scum out of America, the only conservative country remaining. So, Leftists, keep out of the Holy Lands, or else God will put you in the lowest level of Hell.

    “If you were any threat to anyone, you wouldn’t be considered a joke.”

    Your reaction is just as planned. It’s too late to do anything now, EB. Army of God has now set out an attack on an abortion clinic, and you have helped us by calling patriots ‘parodists’. Now, the liberals in the government no longer see us as a threat to their domination. But they don’t realize that we are a bigger threat than they imagine.

    “Maybe because you are a nutjob who gives religion a bad name.”

    No, I’m a true patriot. I hold the same views as the majority of America does. Listen: America does NOT want your kind. You ruin the economy and assault people of faith every day, and aid the Islamists whenever possible. Get out, before Huckabee starts sending rapists to get you.

    “And the conservative side WON’T give them what they want, that’s why Huckabee and Brownback are losers.”

    People tend to regard their conservative side with more respect than their liberal side, nincompoopy Doorbellaleftist.

    “Corker, it’s people like you that make the idea of requiring IQ tests for reproduction so appealing.”

    Whatever, shape-shifting Eugenicist.

    “Agreed. Usually they try to prevent retards from breeding”

    You came out retarded, Southpaw.

    “Nothing of what you say can be accomplished. Even if for some reason America has decided they liked Brownback (and it’s shown that they don’t…but I’ll entertain the thought) and he was president, nothing of what you said can be accomplished. Why? Because much of what you say requires a 2/3 passing in the House and Senate…now tell me, Corker, is the President going to convince 2/3 of anything to do that bull crap? No. Is the president all-powerful? No. Are you deluded? So it would seem.”

    Once we get rid of the MSM, Brownback will have more time to tell people of the Truth. If we can pass the Patriot Act, we can install a divinely-inspired monarchy.

    “The Secret Service has no humor. And I really wonder how you gotta get into the white house in the first place. The place is one of the best guarded areas in the entire country.”
    “Yeah, except that you´ll be caught, tried and meeting old sparky long before that.”

    The Secret Service only cares about President Bush. Limousine liberals like Barbara Boxer that write about sex scenes about horses and kneecaps are of no concern to the Secret Service. We can poison them in their homes, anyways.

    “Even then the democrats are holding a majority right now.”
    Their incompetence and inability to do away with American democracy shows why this country isn’t liberal.

    “What defines “conservative”? You prefer to be liberal with the economy, murder, and pollution, right?”

    ‘Religion and morality are indispensable supports to political prosperity’ ~ George Washington. We conservatives emphasize limited government, personal responsability, and moral virtue, none of which you welfare whores support. The economy depends on the free market. Here, I describe myself as libertarian. Whether you’d like to admit it or not, outsourcing is good for Americans. The death penalty is necessary to get rid of the evil-doers, because we can’t keep them in public, but they aren’t worth the tax dollars it costs to maintain them in prison. Conservatives also care about protecting the environment, but we feel that ‘protecting the environment’ shouldn’t cost jobs, under any circumstance. Also, environmentalists have reduced themselves from protecting us from arsonists and pollution dumpers to protectors of irrelevant animal species et al, and spreading the foolish idea of ‘global warming’, which is stupid on many, many levels, not the least of which are there is no warming, and there is no globe. We’d appreciate it if liberals would stop politicizing history, science, and Literature, but you apparantely won’t stop.

    Comment by bobcorker — March 6, 2008 @ 5:23 pm | Reply

  41. Also PG, what is a ‘Corcer’? I know it isn’t a typo, and you’ve only called me by that name, so there’s obviously some kind of joke going on. I’d like to know about it.

    Comment by bobcorker — March 6, 2008 @ 5:26 pm | Reply

  42. I know it isn’t a typo

    It was a typo, corker.

    Comment by PG — March 6, 2008 @ 5:34 pm | Reply

  43. The ‘k’ is nowhere near the ‘c’, PG. Don’t tell me it’s a typo.

    Comment by bobcorker — March 6, 2008 @ 5:42 pm | Reply

  44. Hell, your language has both letters sounding the same and I was in a hurry posting that comment. Are you gonna be a speeling nazi now? Becuase if you are, I´m going to correct some of your rather frequent spelling errors.

    Comment by PG — March 6, 2008 @ 7:03 pm | Reply

  45. Corktard’s losing insult ground. A shame his English grasp is made of fail, but not as horribly awful as BlowJay Tabor’s.

    Long story. Work-related, not my choice. I’m originally from south Jersey.

    So wouldn’t all that talk about “let’s bomb the blue states” harm you either way? Or do you have some magical Christ-shield?

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 6, 2008 @ 7:35 pm | Reply

  46. “Are you gonna be a speeling nazi now?”
    Lol, irony.

    “Or do you have some magical Christ-shield?”
    He’s got a bomb shelter made of Bibles.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 6, 2008 @ 7:43 pm | Reply

  47. Doesn’t anyone know that Atlas Shrugged is a much larger, vastly more bombproof book? Armor made of that would make your defense ungodly high.

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 6, 2008 @ 8:04 pm | Reply

  48. “I was in a hurry posting that comment”

    IT’S HAPPENED SEVERAL TIMES. If it were twice, I’d understand. But EVERY TIME, I am called ‘Corcer’ instead of ‘Corker’, until the last time you commented. I don’t mind a mistake, but too many leads me to think that you are either stupid, or possessing an inside joke I don’t know about. You fall under both, but your stupidity is for different reasons.

    “Corktard’s losing insult ground. A shame his English grasp is made of fail, but not as horribly awful as BlowJay Tabor’s.”

    The second sentence was a fragment. I am usually more accurate in my grammar than you are, so don’t be an arrogant pendejo any more than you naturally are.

    “So wouldn’t all that talk about “let’s bomb the blue states” harm you either way? Or do you have some magical Christ-shield?”

    We’ll kill Al Gore, sanitize his mansion, and give it to Sisyphus. After all the work he’s done, he deserves it.

    Comment by bobcorker — March 6, 2008 @ 9:30 pm | Reply

  49. The second sentence was a fragment. I am usually more accurate in my grammar than you are, so don’t be an arrogant pendejo any more than you naturally are.

    OMG CORKHEAD SPEAKS THE WETBACK LANGUAGE HE IS AN ILLEGAL.

    And you misread the entirety of what I said. I said you’re losing insult ground, so you’re switching to grammar nazi mode. Unfortunately, your grammatical skills leave something to be desired.

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 6, 2008 @ 9:34 pm | Reply

  50. It would be correct to say “It is a…” at the beginning of your sentence. Also, ‘horribly awful’ is repetitious, and is frowned upon in grammar.

    ” I said you’re losing insult ground, so you’re switching to grammar nazi mode.”

    You didn’t even respond to my earlier post, numbnuts.

    Comment by bobcorker — March 6, 2008 @ 9:42 pm | Reply

  51. Hey idiot, don’t you know that any comment with a URL will take longer to process, and thus often won’t show up until later, even though it will get timestamped at the initial time?

    Also, I’ve seen you use caps lock, as shown here: IT’S HAPPENED SEVERAL TIMES.

    It is unnecessary to use caps lock for an entire sentence, especially when you have text modifiers(italics, bold, underline) to place emphasis upon something. Lest I forget, “numbnuts” should be hyphenated.

    Now, addressing your previous comment’s failures:

    Liberals are the ones that are the traitors.

    …Except you call for the execution of several high-ranking government members, as well as the overthrow of the current capitalistic government– and placing a monarchy in its stead.

    Do tell, how am I a traitor? I vote, I work– and unlike you, I pay all of my taxes. I don’t cheat the government out of its money, and I certainly don’t plot to murder any officials, with intent to cause anarchy.

    Army of God has now set out an attack on an abortion clinic, and you have helped us by calling patriots ‘parodists’.

    That would be best referred to as a “terrorist strike”, as it is performed with intent to instill fear in the masses. Adding to that, “Army of God” should be preceded by “The”.

    No, I’m a true patriot. I hold the same views as the majority of America does. Listen: America does NOT want your kind. You ruin the economy and assault people of faith every day, and aid the Islamists whenever possible. Get out, before Huckabee starts sending rapists to get you.


    Dictionary:
    patriot
    (pā’trē-ət, -ŏt’) pronunciation

    n.

    One who loves, supports, and defends one’s country.

    [French patriote, from Old French, compatriot, from Late Latin patriōta, from Greek patriōtēs, from patrios, of one’s fathers, from patēr, patr-, father.]


    It should be noted that Bob Corker has never expressed love for his country(merely a desire to reign over it, as he does not love all facets of the country), declines support of it(tax evasion), and contrary to what he states, does not defend his country(ordering terrorist attacks on medical clinics, plotting to poison high-ranking government officials, lynchings and beatings of fellow Americans).

    People tend to regard their conservative side with more respect than their liberal side, nincompoopy Doorbellaleftist.

    This statement is subjective, and is constructed in an unclear manner. “Doorbellaleftist” is not an accepted word in any dictionary.

    You came out retarded, Southpaw.

    “Southpaw” should not be capitalized, as it is not a name/object title.

    Once we get rid of the MSM, Brownback will have more time to tell people of the Truth. If we can pass the Patriot Act, we can install a divinely-inspired monarchy.

    “MSM” is not referred to elsewhere in this post, and thus is required to be spelled in its entirety at least once. This comment also points to Corker’s unpatriotic state.

    The Secret Service only cares about President Bush. Limousine liberals like Barbara Boxer that write about sex scenes about horses and kneecaps are of no concern to the Secret Service. We can poison them in their homes, anyways.

    This is yet another example of Corker’s desire to commit terrorist acts of violence.

    Their incompetence and inability to do away with American democracy shows why this country isn’t liberal.

    This is a misleading statement– here, Corker leads the reader to believe that conservatives desire a coup d’état, that they wish to abolish America’s entire governmental system, and install a monarchy or variant thereof.

    We conservatives emphasize limited government, personal responsability, and moral virtue, none of which you welfare whores support. The economy depends on the free market. Here, I describe myself as libertarian. Whether you’d like to admit it or not, outsourcing is good for Americans. The death penalty is necessary to get rid of the evil-doers, because we can’t keep them in public, but they aren’t worth the tax dollars it costs to maintain them in prison. Conservatives also care about protecting the environment, but we feel that ‘protecting the environment’ shouldn’t cost jobs, under any circumstance. Also, environmentalists have reduced themselves from protecting us from arsonists and pollution dumpers to protectors of irrelevant animal species et al, and spreading the foolish idea of ‘global warming’, which is stupid on many, many levels, not the least of which are there is no warming, and there is no globe. We’d appreciate it if liberals would stop politicizing history, science, and Literature, but you apparantely won’t stop.

    Corker’s first noticeable error here, would be the lack of paragraphs(possibly suggesting a copy-paste of someone else’s words). “Responsibility” is misspelled as “responsability”.

    Here, I describe myself as libertarian.

    This contradicts his previous descriptions of himself as wholly conservative. Rather, Corker should state that he is selectively conservative.

    Also, environmentalists have reduced themselves from protecting us from arsonists and pollution dumpers to protectors of irrelevant animal species et al, and spreading the foolish idea of ‘global warming’[…]

    This is subjective. Additionally, ‘global warming’ should have two parentheses, as it is not a quote within a quote. “et al” translates to “and others”, thus “protectors of irrelevant animal species et al” is nonsensical, unless “species” was the intent. If it is as such, then it is necessary to note at least one other group in order to keep a logical flow.

    We’d appreciate it if liberals would stop politicizing history, science, and Literature, but you apparantely won’t stop.

    If “Literature” is here meant as a subject, then “history” and “science” should be, as well. Corker fails to note that history involves great amounts of politics, as political issues oft times drive actions and history(see: World War I, manifest destiny, and more). Literature? Why, there have never been any books, newspapers, pamphlets, or magazines influced by or devoted to politics!

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 6, 2008 @ 10:57 pm | Reply

  52. Looks like Dio Brando just proved that Bob Corker is the reincarnation of Benedict Arnold. Loyalty to the crown.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 6, 2008 @ 11:59 pm | Reply

  53. Sieg Zeon! =O

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 7, 2008 @ 3:00 am | Reply

  54. IT’S HAPPENED SEVERAL TIMES. If it were twice, I’d understand. But EVERY TIME, I am called ‘Corcer’ instead of ‘Corker’, until the last time you commented. I don’t mind a mistake, but too many leads me to think that you are either stupid, or possessing an inside joke I don’t know about. You fall under both, but your stupidity is for different reasons.

    Or it could be that I never really gave a **** about your name and only remembered the phonetics…..

    The Secret Service only cares about President Bush. Limousine liberals like Barbara Boxer that write about sex scenes about horses and kneecaps are of no concern to the Secret Service. We can poison them in their homes, anyways.

    Wrong. The Service doesn´t care about politics. It´s their job to guard the president, wether they like him or not. And they are taking that job serious.

    Their incompetence and inability to do away with American democracy shows why this country isn’t liberal.

    Or it actually tells that they don´t *want* to do away with democracy…

    We conservatives emphasize limited government, personal responsability, and moral virtue, none of which you welfare whores support. The economy depends on the free market. Here, I describe myself as libertarian. Whether you’d like to admit it or not, outsourcing is good for Americans. The death penalty is necessary to get rid of the evil-doers, because we can’t keep them in public, but they aren’t worth the tax dollars it costs to maintain them in prison. Conservatives also care about protecting the environment, but we feel that ‘protecting the environment’ shouldn’t cost jobs, under any circumstance. Also, environmentalists have reduced themselves from protecting us from arsonists and pollution dumpers to protectors of irrelevant animal species et al, and spreading the foolish idea of ‘global warming’, which is stupid on many, many levels, not the least of which are there is no warming, and there is no globe. We’d appreciate it if liberals would stop politicizing history, science, and Literature, but you apparantely won’t stop.

    Two comments:
    1. Wow, I´ve actually never seen so much bullshit in so few words.
    2. Regarding the last sentence: Pot, Kettle, black.

    Corker, you would do Benedict Arnold proud. Now move to North Korea, there you have the kinda government you desire.

    Comment by PG — March 7, 2008 @ 7:34 am | Reply

  55. “Now move to North Korea, there you have the kinda government you desire.”
    We couldn’t possible do that. Sending corker to someone else would constitute a crime against humanity.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 7, 2008 @ 12:15 pm | Reply

  56. But, all considered, North Korea would take care of him for everyone else.

    Comment by La Mona — March 7, 2008 @ 12:24 pm | Reply

  57. Kim Jong Il would love his fondness for lynching, so that’d be a mistake.

    I think Antarctica would be a far better choice– either his demon penguins will eat him(dood.), or the scientists can toss him out of the domes.

    Comment by Dio Brando — March 7, 2008 @ 2:00 pm | Reply

  58. We couldn’t possible do that. Sending corker to someone else would constitute a crime against humanity.

    I can´t stand Kim. Nor do I think anyone else here does. So why don´t we do it with Corker like Fidel did it with his criminals. Booting them off to someone else you don´t like.🙂

    And if all else fails, they probably just chuck him into the neutral zone.

    Comment by PG — March 7, 2008 @ 3:43 pm | Reply

  59. “I think Antarctica would be a far better choice”
    Haha, yeah, throw him off the Ice Wall

    “So why don´t we do it with Corker like Fidel did it with his criminals. Booting them off to someone else you don´t like.”
    Do you REALLY want to put Corker in a position to make good on all his ideas?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 7, 2008 @ 4:32 pm | Reply

  60. Do you REALLY want to put Corker in a position to make good on all his ideas?

    I don´t think matters can get any worse for North Korea *anyway*. ANd at least he won´t cause damage to any other country. And it will be fun.

    Comment by PG — March 7, 2008 @ 5:02 pm | Reply

  61. “Kim Jong Il would love his fondness for lynching, so that’d be a mistake.”

    You’re right, Kim probably would love his fondness for lynching…and as soon as Corker so much as muttered “Christianity” Kim would probably be happy to demonstrate his new found love.

    But, those demon penguins definitely don’t sound bad…

    Comment by La Mona — March 7, 2008 @ 5:18 pm | Reply

  62. “But, those demon penguins definitely don’t sound bad”
    It’ll be like March of the Penguins from Hell

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 7, 2008 @ 11:44 pm | Reply

  63. I thought that when you started endorsing huckabee in the first place it was because of a dream you had, in which an angel told you Brownback had deceived god.

    So, why are you going against God’s will, in the first place?

    I’m not sarcastic, I just don’t get it.

    Comment by dandus — March 9, 2008 @ 4:36 am | Reply

  64. I was going to say something, but I think EB and Dio Brando have got this one.

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — March 10, 2008 @ 11:45 am | Reply

  65. So am I \ Still waiting \ For this blog to stop hating…

    And also I wait for an answer.

    Comment by dandus — March 12, 2008 @ 4:54 pm | Reply


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