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February 20, 2008

Michelle Malkin Sings

Filed under: Art,Columnists,Entertainment,Hillary Clinton,YouTube — Psycheout @ 10:17 pm
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Michelle Malkin, the firecracker of the web, and The Ventilators grace us with a song:

While I don’t always agree with her, most of the time she is spot on.  And the little lady sure can sing!

And she can cheer.

Honestly, what can’t she do?

— Psycheout

14 Comments »

  1. Oh gods, make me unhear it.

    Comment by The Nobody — February 20, 2008 @ 11:15 pm | Reply

  2. Okay, this thread is now about jokes.

    2 cannibals are eating a clown. one looks at the other and says, “does this taste funny to you?”

    why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?
    so they can see the battle

    a white guy and a nigger jump out of a tree at the same time, who hits the ground first?
    the white guy, the rope stopped the nigger.

    whats long black and smells like shit?
    welfare line

    where do you put a black jew?
    the back of the oven

    what’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?
    pizzas don’t scream in the oven.

    what’s the difference between a a black man and a pizza?
    a pizza can feed a family of four

    what’s the difference between a car tire and a nigger?
    the car tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.

    What did the retarded blind deaf kid with down syndrome get for Christmas?
    CANCER.

    What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of dried leaves?
    Raisin bran

    How do you get a delta pilot off your front porch?
    Pay him for the pizza

    how do you fix a broken dishwasher?
    smack her!

    How do you get 50 jews in a car?
    Throw in a penny.

    How do you get ’em out?
    Tell them “Hitler’s driving”

    How do you get 100 jews in a car?
    Ash tray

    What do you call 4 mexicans in a boat?
    Quattro sink-o

    What do you do if you see a nigger with one leg?
    Laugh and reload

    Why did moses lead the jews through the desert for 40 years?
    They heard someone dropped a quarter.

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Party
    Party who
    Party van. You’re under arrest.

    What do you call a preaching Nigger?
    Holy shit

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    candlejack
    candlejack wh-

    Who’s the world’s most famous jewish baker?
    Hitler

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing. You already told her twice.

    Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
    They only took two trucks.

    why do i like to fuck twenty eight year olds?
    because there’s twenty of them

    how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    this is a trick question, feminists can’t change anything.

    Comment by The Nobody — February 20, 2008 @ 11:43 pm | Reply

  3. Is there a reason why this reminds me of Sesame Street?

    Comment by ChenZhen — February 21, 2008 @ 12:38 am | Reply

  4. Honestly, what can’t she do?

    Sing, for f*ck’s sake. I can sing better, and I fail miserably as singing.

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 21, 2008 @ 3:19 am | Reply

  5. That was an awesome view of the eclipse last night.

    A lunar eclipse, scientists say, is when the earth passes between the sun and the moon. Our spherical planet casts a shadow on the moon. Eclipses can ONLY happen when there is a full moon.

    That’s what the scientists say, anyway.

    What’s your explanation?

    (I cannot stand Michelle Malkin. There, now this post is not off-topic.)

    Comment by MikeM — February 21, 2008 @ 12:23 pm | Reply

  6. “What’s your explanation?”
    Bob will probably say something about drunk angels, or some twaddle like that.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — February 21, 2008 @ 2:13 pm | Reply

  7. The others will say DEMON MOON.

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 21, 2008 @ 3:41 pm | Reply

  8. Phychy,

    I am wondering that the alluring mental capabilities of Miss Malkin aren’t too much for the tender sensibilities of your readers.

    Here you have her sharp intellect combined with her exquisite voice and her obvious athletic and artistic genius. I feel that many of us will have to use the “No No” smacker to keep impure thoughts from us.

    I feel the need to engage in rough and tumble comradery with my pals in order to put aside the beguiling vision you have shown us.

    Comment by Marty McPain — February 21, 2008 @ 4:15 pm | Reply

  9. The eclipse is explained by large amounts of Satan’s pterodactyls passing through the space where the sun’s light normally hits the moon. Satan has taken over the moon, as you can see by the craters. The pterodactyl head is emblazened on the moon.

    I enjoy Michelle Malkin, but I do wish she would wear a bonnet instead of prance about like a strumpet. I suppose I can understand her logic, however, since her goal is to convert infidels onto the side of the Truth.

    Comment by bobcorker — February 21, 2008 @ 4:39 pm | Reply

  10. I feel the need to engage in rough and tumble comradery with my pals in order to put aside the beguiling vision you have shown us.

    In the closet, much?

    The eclipse is explained by large amounts of Satan’s pterodactyls passing through the space where the sun’s light normally hits the moon. Satan has taken over the moon, as you can see by the craters. The pterodactyl head is emblazened on the moon.

    Called it: The others will say DEMON MOON.

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 21, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

    …Also, why isn’t Michelle Malkin in the kitchen, being dumb and pregnant?

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 21, 2008 @ 4:49 pm | Reply

  11. “The pterodactyl head is emblazoned on the moon.”
    Lay off the LSD, Bob. It can make you see things.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — February 21, 2008 @ 8:20 pm | Reply

  12. What a pedo video!!!

    Comment by Y6799 — February 23, 2008 @ 2:31 pm | Reply

  13. What has once been heard cannot be unheard.

    Unfortunately, it´s true.😦

    Comment by PG — February 25, 2008 @ 11:36 am | Reply


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