It turns out that if global warming is true, it may just save us from fluctuations in the sun’s production of heat and light that travel through the aether. Perhaps scientists will need to research if it’s possible for man to increase global warming and how it could be done.
Every day, scientists hoping to see an increase in solar activity train their instruments at the sun as it crosses the sky. This is no idle academic pursuit: A lull in solar action could potentially drive the planet’s temperature down, or even prompt a mini Ice Age.
So the question may become how do we increase greenhouse gasses rather than decrease them for our own survival. Funding to increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere would supplant the hippie anti-human science that persists today. Those driving SUVs would be hailed as heroes. ANWR would finally be opened for drilling. California would cheerfully submit to offshore drilling to keep America warm and safe.
Can mankind’s industrial activities save the planet? Good question. It would be ironic if the treehuggers were shown scientifically to be responsible for bringing planet Earth to the brink. As if we didn’t already know that ecoterrorists are a very real and serious threat.
But we must be cautious. About thirty years ago, scientists were warning about global cooling, mini ice ages and population bombs and they were proven to be wrong.
Is the sun cooling down? Keep watching the skies. And keep burning those fossil fuels. Our very survival may depend on it.
Update: To demonstrate the kind of idiocy right thinking people who recognize that globular warming is a sham, check this out: people who question global warming should be jailed, so says an unhinged Canadian eco-terrorist:
David Suzuki has called for political leaders to be thrown in jail for ignoring the science behind climate change.
If it’s war they want, it’s war they will get. Does Suzuki even make cars or motorbikes anymore?