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February 7, 2008

Hooray for Global Warming!

Filed under: Science — Psycheout @ 6:21 pm
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Global WarmingIt turns out that if global warming is true, it may just save us from fluctuations in the sun’s production of heat and light that travel through the aether. Perhaps scientists will need to research if it’s possible for man to increase global warming and how it could be done.

Every day, scientists hoping to see an increase in solar activity train their instruments at the sun as it crosses the sky. This is no idle academic pursuit: A lull in solar action could potentially drive the planet’s temperature down, or even prompt a mini Ice Age.

So the question may become how do we increase greenhouse gasses rather than decrease them for our own survival. Funding to increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere would supplant the hippie anti-human science that persists today. Those driving SUVs would be hailed as heroes. ANWR would finally be opened for drilling. California would cheerfully submit to offshore drilling to keep America warm and safe.

Can mankind’s industrial activities save the planet? Good question. It would be ironic if the treehuggers were shown scientifically to be responsible for bringing planet Earth to the brink. As if we didn’t already know that ecoterrorists are a very real and serious threat.

But we must be cautious. About thirty years ago, scientists were warning about global cooling, mini ice ages and population bombs and they were proven to be wrong.

Is the sun cooling down? Keep watching the skies. And keep burning those fossil fuels. Our very survival may depend on it.

Update: To demonstrate the kind of idiocy right thinking people who recognize that globular warming is a sham, check this out: people who question global warming should be jailed, so says an unhinged Canadian eco-terrorist:

David Suzuki has called for political leaders to be thrown in jail for ignoring the science behind climate change.

If it’s war they want, it’s war they will get.  Does Suzuki even make cars or motorbikes anymore?

— Psycheout

29 Comments »

  1. Holy hell, Psycheout, you can do better trolling than this.

    Comment by The Nobody — February 7, 2008 @ 7:57 pm | Reply

  2. So the question may become how do we increase greenhouse gasses rather than decrease them for our own survival.

    Your a f–king IDIOT.

    Even if we had to worry about a lull causing a freeze, GREENHOUSE GASSES DON’T GENERATE HEAT. All that would do is make everything even colder by eventually killing off plant life.

    It would be ironic if the treehuggers were shown scientifically to be responsible for bringing planet Earth to the brink.

    Okay, so if keeping a low level of greenhouse gases is apparently damaging, HOW THE BLOODY F**K DID THE PLANET SURVIVE BEFORE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION, YOU MORON?

    You can’t bring the Bible into this one, because the industrial revolution didn’t happen until relatively recently.

    How dare you try to murder all life on this planet. I hope God casts you down into Hell so Satan can sodomize you on Mondays(and it’s always Monday in Hell).

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 7, 2008 @ 8:01 pm | Reply

  3. At least Bob’s bullsh** about coral was funny. This is just stupid.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — February 7, 2008 @ 8:18 pm | Reply

  4. When you die and go to hell, I will make sure my brother beats the (non)living crap out of you.

    Comment by Jesus Christ — February 7, 2008 @ 8:26 pm | Reply

  5. Can I have your autograph?

    Comment by EPIC FAIL GUY — February 7, 2008 @ 8:27 pm | Reply

  6. Great post, Psycheout. Except there is no “globe”. The disc is warming, but that may be because of cars or it may be because Satan’s legions are burrowing their way up from Hell toward us.

    When the Beast emerges from his cave, there will be an enormous amount of shrieking and burning and pain.

    Comment by Sisyphus — February 7, 2008 @ 10:24 pm | Reply

  7. “When the Beast emerges from his cave, there will be an enormous amount of shrieking and burning and pain.”
    Preferably from you guys when you realize you’ve been wrong all along.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — February 7, 2008 @ 10:56 pm | Reply

  8. “[…]Except there is no “globe”. The disc is warming, but that may be because of cars or it may be because Satan’s legions are burrowing their way up from Hell toward us.”

    Umm, if the world is a flat disc, what exactly would be the use in burrowing? How deep is this “disc”, as such that it isn’t a cylinder? You just made a paradox, dork.

    Also, on the subject of Hell– since heat travels up, if the world were a disc/cylinder, the seas would be boiling constantly. I’m only tapping the first layer of logic. You’ve never provided evidence against the fact that we can take film footage of the Earth from space, and not only note how ROUND AND SPHERICAL it is, BUT FILM IT AND SHOW ROTATION. Also, the fact that we have satellites that are calculated to rotation. They would be pulled by gravity in an instant(nevermind movement) if the world didn’t rotate.

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 7, 2008 @ 11:52 pm | Reply

  9. When the Beast emerges from his cave, there will be an enormous amount of shrieking and burning and pain.

    Didn’t people already see your face this morning?

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 7, 2008 @ 11:53 pm | Reply

  10. “Great post, Psycheout. Except there is no “globe”. The disc is warming, but that may be because of cars or it may be because Satan’s legions are burrowing their way up from Hell toward us.

    When the Beast emerges from his cave, there will be an enormous amount of shrieking and burning and pain.”

    Comment by Sisyphus — February 7, 2008 @ 10:24 pm

    That would actually be because you crapped yourself Stinkypants.

    Comment by spacebrother — February 8, 2008 @ 2:22 am | Reply

  11. I lol’d at Eic Fall Guys’ post.

    Comment by The Nobody — February 8, 2008 @ 5:44 am | Reply

  12. Perhaps scientists will need to research if it’s possible for man to increase global warming and how it could be done.

    If you wanna live in a desert or on the ground off the sea, why not. I for my part support the people that actually take some responsibility for the planet instead of being vandalising punks.

    So the question may become how do we increase greenhouse gasses rather than decrease them for our own survival.

    Wrong. While a mini-ice-age might have some bleak short ime consequences, the long-time impact of global warming is actually a far bigger threat to the survival of mankind.

    Hell, we actually had some of those in mankinds history. And have survived them with far lesser means than we have today.

    The rest of your article is just some day-dreaming, not worthy of a real comment.

    If it’s war they want, it’s war they will get. Does Suzuki even make cars or motorbikes anymore?

    1. I don´t think that this guy has anything in common with the corporation save his name.
    2. He does have a point in pointing out that playing down the climate change is criminal. Criminally stupid that is.

    When the Beast emerges from his cave, there will be an enormous amount of shrieking and burning and pain.

    Yeah, those poor demons won´t stant a chance in hell. Their appearance in Revelation tells that they´ll simply die against modern day weaponry.

    Comment by PG — February 8, 2008 @ 7:18 am | Reply

  13. Nice picture of a globe shaped planet, PsyKKKeout

    Comment by y7699 — February 8, 2008 @ 7:21 am | Reply

  14. ‘So the question may become how do we increase greenhouse gasses rather than decrease them for our own survival’

    We all need to increase our gaseous emissions. Increasing the consumption of vegetables would boost human production significantly. MacDonalds, Wendy’s and all burger chains should be made to replace fries with roast parsnips and everything should come with mushy peas, as it does in England. There should be compulsory veg diet days. Monday and Wednesdays could be beans, sprouts on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Broccoli would be a special treat to go with fish on Fridays. Saturdays would be mashed turnip and cabbage and Sundays could have a special treat of leek soup followed by a bean and corn curd, as they are all vegetables mentioned in the Bible

    Methane production could be increased by leaving all effluent and other waste to rot in the open. The effects of the increased consumption of beans, sprouts and so on would be such that the additional aroma from that measure should be all but unnoticeable.

    Cattle emissions should be maximised. As Indians worship cows, they should be content to lay down their lives for the rest of mankind in order to be replaced by their deity on earth, sacrificing themselves on funeral pyres for the benefit of humanity. This would serve 3 aims. The fires would burn for weeks, giving a one off hit to kick start atmospheric replenishment, we would instantly create the largest single grazing field anywhere in the world and there would be a huge supply of bonemeal fertiliser to keep the grass growing

    Just a start, i know, in the road to saving the earth, but every little bit will help

    How do we get this on Senator Brownback’s plate? In the entree? Or do we wait for the main course?

    Comment by Ho Hum — February 8, 2008 @ 8:29 am | Reply

  15. Ho Hum, some of your ideas are quite interesting. Maybe we could also consider breeding bacteria that when put in peoples stomachs, turn them into bloated methane producing fatties.

    Then they could sit in front of the TV and do us some good at the same time!

    Comment by Marty McPain — February 8, 2008 @ 10:22 am | Reply

  16. When I went to Disneythingie, there were shedloads of fatties, so I had assumed you did that already as a matter of course.

    Comment by Ho Hum — February 8, 2008 @ 10:25 am | Reply

  17. What the moonbats go into denial about Global Warming. Face it lefties, just as we Republicans saved civilization from the atheist doctrine of Nazism and Communism we are saving the world again. American industry and the American lifestyle are good for the world!

    Comment by BJ Tabor — February 8, 2008 @ 11:14 am | Reply

  18. Well, that should probably be deleted, sorry about that.

    [Sisyphus: I took care of it. No problem.]

    Comment by Anonymous — February 8, 2008 @ 12:33 pm | Reply

  19. Republicans saved civilization from the atheist doctrine of Nazism[…]

    You do realize FDR was a democrat, right?

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 8, 2008 @ 1:21 pm | Reply

  20. What’s your problem? The world is heating up! The sun’s not cooling down! The worlds heating up. Iceland could melt! that would rise sea level about 3 feet I think. Furthermore if we kept with our polluting habits New York will be under water soon! What’s the likely hood of us wanting to increase our greenhouse gas emissions? None. Greenhouse gases make the atmosphere thicker to keep in the suns rays IN. Even if the sun was cooling down, which it’s not, it would only prolong the suffering. I don’t know what your thinking. Even IF the sun was cooling down we would still have to find alternative fuels. Oil and coal will not last forever, unless you have a cloning machine at home. Nuclear might work but it will eventually make the suns rays stop getting through to Earth, making an Ice Age. The same effect YOUR trying to avoid.

    Comment by computerempire — February 8, 2008 @ 3:26 pm | Reply

  21. Hey anon, don’t bother apologizing to these trolls. Whatever insult they get, they deserve.

    Comment by The Nobody — February 8, 2008 @ 3:32 pm | Reply

  22. “You do realize FDR was a democrat, right?”

    What does FDR have to do with this? He was just the president. Eisenhower, the general who led the fight against the Nazis and MacArthur were both Republicans.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — February 8, 2008 @ 3:36 pm | Reply

  23. “What does FDR have to do with this? He was just the president. Eisenhower, the general who led the fight against the Nazis and MacArthur were both Republicans.”

    Comment by BJ Tabor — February 8, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

    Face it Hellbound, you’ve been proven wrong here so many times that you have no credibility. Drinketh frometh the cupeth of Kooladeeth.

    Comment by spacebrother — February 8, 2008 @ 4:10 pm | Reply

  24. Say what you want, BJ…..YOU are still a Nazi, so I can just say that the republicans have failed, since you and Stiffyphus and PsyKKKeout and all the rest of your Nazi internet friends are still alive.

    Comment by y7699 — February 8, 2008 @ 4:12 pm | Reply

  25. Eisenhower, the general who led the fight against the Nazis and MacArthur were both Republicans.

    Eisenhower wasn’t a conservative. Not much of one, even if he was. He not only continued the New Deal plans FDR laid out, he expanded them.

    Don’t forget, until about the early-80’s, the Republican Party was mostly moderate, or lightly conservative. The party itself was founded by liberals, and all the conservatives were Democrats until FDR appeared, for the most part.

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 8, 2008 @ 4:44 pm | Reply

  26. What does FDR have to do with this? He was just the president. Eisenhower, the general who led the fight against the Nazis and MacArthur were both Republicans.

    Apart from the fact that lend-lease was his brainchild and the fact the he as POTUS was both Eisenhowers and MacArthurs boss?

    Comment by PG — February 9, 2008 @ 4:34 am | Reply

  27. !!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!!

    THE OFFICIAL CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING IS THE HOT AIR COMING FROM SISYPHUS AND PSYCHEOUT.

    Comment by spacebrother — February 9, 2008 @ 5:59 am | Reply

  28. I missed Anonymous’ insult to the troll. Should it have been aimed in my direction, the concept of a troll being insulted for so obviously trolling on a site troll’s trolled article, by someone who fails to appreciate that the original is a troll, is hilarious – unless of course Anonymous is a sockpuppet in which case it becomes merely funny. However, should the original not be a satirical troll, to which of course no site troll with any sense of sanity could possibly admit so there is no way of ever having such certainty, then it is merely a tragedy, in that the troll would have double bluffed himself and the author of the original post is not a scribe of genius but merely an idiot.
    🙂

    Comment by Ho Hum — February 9, 2008 @ 2:07 pm | Reply

  29. Obvious troll is obvious

    Comment by Hissho — February 11, 2008 @ 1:04 pm | Reply


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