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February 5, 2008

Super Tuesday Open Thread [Updated]

Super TuesdayWell, it’s Super Duper Tuesday. It looks to be John McCain’s big day. Sadly, Mike Huckabee will likely come in third, although he will continue to stress his urgent social conservative issues, which are very important for our nation to heed. The good news is that the phony charlatan, Willard Mittens Romney, will place second, or possibly (please, Lord) third. Ron Paul will be invisible to anyone other than unhinged loons.

My prediction in general is:

  1. John McCain
  2. Mittens Romney
  3. Mike Huckabee
  4. Ron “Dr. Who?” Paul

Who gives a hang about the DemocRats?

Put your predictions in the comment thread. If you want to be more specific or even make guesses as to how Satan’s own Democrat party fares, feel free. B4B is a free speech zone, after all.

I urge you all to pray that Zelig (Mitt Romney) has a horrible day and loses everywhere. It’s what America deserves, and it’s what G-d wants you to do.

B4B will bring you all the results later in the evening when they come in, if they aren’t too depressing. Vote smart, America. Vote smart.

Update: Mike Huckabee beats Mittens and wins in West Virginia.  Great news!

— Psycheout

19 Comments »

  1. As long as the Huckster and Oven Mitts split the conservative evangelical vote in the south, McCain has a tremendous momentum going. I still think McCain’s voting history as a Senator will hurt him in the more conservative south. Ralph Nader (oops I mean Ron Paul) will still be a minor annoyance until reality finally sinks in. He will only be an issue in states with open primaries and its arguable if he even effects them at all. I got to agree with your predictions Psycheout.

    As for the Dems…it doesn’t really matter. There isn’t really any difference between the two except Hill-dog’s vote for the war and subsequent denials as they only things remotely interesting and humorous in this primary now. I see the Obam-in-ator gradually pulling away until the convention. As it becomes more obvious to who will win (be it Hill-dog or Obama) I expect to see Edwards announce his support to the front runner to try and get a VP nomination. I doubt an Obama/Hill-dog ticket as the campaign is getting dirty and I think she would hurt his chances in the a general election more than Edwards would due to rabid anti-Hillary sentiment in large parts of the country. If Hill-dog wins the presidential nomination, then it would make sense for her to pick up Obama as VP as he would bring in more votes than Edwards. Again though, with so much blood in the water, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them wasn’t going to be around in November. Should make for an exciting convention at least.

    Comment by Diablo — February 5, 2008 @ 10:19 am | Reply

  2. I predict that McCain’s disgraceful war record will come out forcing his withdraw, Romney will be struck down by a lighting bolt and Obama and Hillary will be caught in a seedy hotel room together. This will clear the field for Jesus’ choice, Mike and with Sam as his VP.

    This should be sown up by 8:00pm central time tonight.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — February 5, 2008 @ 12:48 pm | Reply

  3. “I predict that McCain’s disgraceful war record will come out forcing his withdraw, Romney will be struck down by a lighting bolt and Obama and Hillary will be caught in a seedy hotel room together. This will clear the field for Jesus’ choice, Mike and with Sam as his VP.”
    A prophet you are not.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — February 5, 2008 @ 1:03 pm | Reply

  4. “I predict that McCain’s disgraceful war record will come out forcing his withdraw”

    What, the part where he was captured and tortured?

    “This will clear the field for Jesus’ choice, Mike and with Sam as his VP.”

    Jesus wouldn’t pick someone who advocates killing millions in his name. If anything, he’d be opposed to having any sort of government, since it would inherently have some level of corruption and greed.

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 5, 2008 @ 1:41 pm | Reply

  5. He picked David back in the day… also Solomon.

    Comment by Diablo — February 5, 2008 @ 1:45 pm | Reply

  6. Jesus wasn’t around to see David or Solomon. Unless he can magically transcend time, which the Bible never, EVER makes mention of.

    Come to think of it, that’s a rather interesting thing. At no point does God ever invoke time manipulation. The power over the 4th dimension is lacked?

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 5, 2008 @ 2:26 pm | Reply

  7. Huckabee won W. Va! Hurray! God is still worshipped above Mammon in that blessed state!

    Comment by Sisyphus — February 5, 2008 @ 2:50 pm | Reply

  8. Religious dude wins ultra-religious state? How…unheard of.

    However, there are still more, and obviously he’s got a shot in the dark at winning any of the western states.

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 5, 2008 @ 3:00 pm | Reply

  9. Huckabee will drop out within the week. McCain will cause the GOP to collapse.

    Comment by BJ Hellboy Buttmuncher — February 5, 2008 @ 3:08 pm | Reply

  10. Useless religious malarchy is useless.

    Comment by The Nobody — February 5, 2008 @ 3:38 pm | Reply

  11. Since this is an open thread, I would like to mention that without gays and Jews, the Nazis would have won WWII.

    Also, I don’t vote in primaries because I feel I should be able to choose 1 per party. McCain and Obama FTW!

    Comment by Salmo — February 5, 2008 @ 5:56 pm | Reply

  12. Also, I don’t vote in primaries because I feel I should be able to choose 1 per party. McCain and Obama FTW!

    No offense, but uhh…so instead of picking someone, you just don’t pick anyone?

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 5, 2008 @ 6:55 pm | Reply

  13. I just couldn’t make the choice. I’m unaffiliated with any party. So I let the party people choose their candidates. That’s how it goes.

    Comment by Salmo — February 5, 2008 @ 7:55 pm | Reply

  14. Im voting for Colbert

    Comment by Hissho — February 5, 2008 @ 10:43 pm | Reply

  15. Mitt Romney has thankfully not won anything other than Liberal Massachusetts and Mormon Utah (and will probably win Mormon Idaho, but no more). Now we can finally be happy with all of the Rockefeller Republicans crashing to the ground, with a ton of money wasted to boot!

    Comment by bobcorker — February 5, 2008 @ 11:18 pm | Reply

  16. Wow, you christfreaks are idiots. Calling the Democratic party as under Satan’s control? You people make me laugh, until I realize that you actually believe the bull that you state. Praying won’ do anything, either.

    Comment by ian — February 6, 2008 @ 12:41 am | Reply

  17. Can you guys start supporting Hilary? Every candidate you back tends to fail, and I want an Obama presidency.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — February 6, 2008 @ 2:37 am | Reply

  18. Ian: Praying will help. But only if hard work is factored into the equation. God helps those who help themselves, after all.

    “Jesus wouldn’t pick someone who advocates killing millions in his name. If anything, he’d be opposed to having any sort of government, since it would inherently have some level of corruption and greed.”

    Comment by Dio Brando

    Dio, you are truly wise. However, anarchy is little better than tyranny–I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I would fare well in a world where “might makes right.” Democracy may not be perfect, but as long as it doesn’t warp into a dictatorship, it is the best system we can hope for in this life.

    Comment by L — February 6, 2008 @ 11:09 am | Reply

  19. “Huckabee will drop out within the week. McCain will cause the GOP to collapse.”

    Comment by BJ Hellboy Buttmuncher — February 5, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

    Nope. Romney dropped before Huckabee. McCain will still be the candidate and he will cause a complete collapse of the GOP. You can already see the crumbling factions through people like Limbaugh and Coulter amongst many other Conservative commentators.

    Comment by spacebrother — February 7, 2008 @ 4:54 pm | Reply


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