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January 29, 2008

If you had to choose one of the Democrats…

Filed under: Barack Obama,Campaign 2008,Democrats — relee @ 10:54 am

DemoncratWhich one would it be? It’s a tough question, but if Rudy McCain is the nominee, as appears likely, it might be one we have to consider.

For me, it would be Obama. He’s incredibly well-spoken.

And there’s a hope, in the back of my mind, a long shot I know, but if Obama is the Democratic nominee and the Republicans don’t have a clear favorite in their race come August, there might be some small chance that the party will choose Alan Keyes — yes, an actual conservative — to counter the advantage Obama would otherwise have among black votes.

81 Comments »

  1. And so it begins, the subtle changing of loyalties as you realize that all your other presidential hopefuls don’t have a prayer. You don’t care who it is, you just want to back the winning horse. Such fickle people.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 29, 2008 @ 12:10 pm | Reply

  2. Interesting that you think “the Party” gets to choose a candidate. What happens to “the people”?

    Comment by P K — January 29, 2008 @ 12:15 pm | Reply

  3. If I had to, I’d pick Satan. Why choose the lesser of two evils?

    If a DemocRat were to somehow steal the White House, it would guarantee a Republican victory in 2012. After 4 years of unrestrained socialism, recession and baby eating, Americans will be hungry for change. A change to rationality and capitalism. A change to Republican and family values. Mark my words, friends.

    Comment by Psycheout — January 29, 2008 @ 12:41 pm | Reply

  4. “He’s incredibly well-spoken”

    I’m suprised he can speak at all.

    Comment by Marty McPain — January 29, 2008 @ 12:42 pm | Reply

  5. I’m surprised he can speak at all.

    Comment by Marty McPain — January 29, 2008 @ 12:42 pm

    How exactly?

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — January 29, 2008 @ 1:05 pm | Reply

  6. Zell Miller.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 29, 2008 @ 1:53 pm | Reply

  7. I found Psycheout on 4chan:

    01/29/08(Tue)15:02:36 No.52355400
    >>52352555
    George W. Bush is not an epic fail, Libfag. If not for him the Jihadists would have ass raped /b/ by now. Thank George or GTFO.
    (/comment)

    I win.

    Comment by The Nobody — January 29, 2008 @ 2:09 pm | Reply

  8. awful persistent for a bunch of losers, their man keeps losing and they just keep switching, now they’re thinking about switching parties.
    How did that surrender monkey statement go again?

    Comment by Arn — January 29, 2008 @ 2:11 pm | Reply

  9. I’m still rooting for Brownback and Huckabee, Arn. And you’re still rooting for whatever Sodomite Satanist the Democrats run, be it Hitlery or Iraq Hussein Osama. Not much has changed, except that relee is posting different things than Psycheout and I usually do.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 29, 2008 @ 2:16 pm | Reply

  10. Of course I would rather cut off my right arm, the same one I’ve used to capture the Southern Baptist Convention Stone-Casting title for the past 10 years running, than to vote for ANY Liberal. However, if a gun was held to my newborn babies’ innocent head before I could have him baptized and I thought the perp was serious about pulling the trigger and blowing his brains out, I would write in Zell Miller. That is the only way I would ever even consider it.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — January 29, 2008 @ 2:34 pm | Reply

  11. Amen, Sisyphus. As always, your words ring truthful, loud and clear.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — January 29, 2008 @ 2:45 pm | Reply

  12. wrong again as always Sisy. I haven’t been for “whoever the democrats run” all along,I told you when I first posted on here that I wasn’t a democrat. I made my choice in the beginning and it will stay the same to the end no matter who gets the nomination in either party. I’m not a wishy washy idiot like you folks are. And the party afilliation had nothing to do with my preferences in any election.

    Comment by Arn — January 29, 2008 @ 2:46 pm | Reply

  13. I’d vote Constitution Party if a RINO is nominated. They are determined to bring America back to its Biblically Based Roots. In the meantime, return the GOP to Congress, and we’ll stay in Iraq (the one fault to the CP), and at the same time get the theocracy we Christians desire.

    Mrs. T.D., don’t forget about that one Democrat running for governor in Mississippi. He’s actually better than a RINO, believe it or not.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 29, 2008 @ 2:49 pm | Reply

  14. Amen, Sisyphus. As always, your words ring truthful, loud and clear.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — January 29, 2008 @ 2:45 pm

    refer to post #11 above,, truth is right, as always, Sisy was wrong.

    Comment by Arn — January 29, 2008 @ 2:50 pm | Reply

  15. Now, Arn. Really. Just because Sisyphus is a man of distinction, education, and honor is no reason to be so petty. Envy isn’t a very good color on you, dear.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — January 29, 2008 @ 3:00 pm | Reply

  16. Why? He went to Harvard Law School, you know.

    Comment by John Galt — January 29, 2008 @ 3:04 pm | Reply

  17. Sisyphus has been blessed many, many times by the LORD. Arn, being an inferior conservative, decides to run many sockpuppet liberal accounts in hope of getting people to like him. Aside from the 4chan losers, he doesn’t have any friends. So, Mrs. Crockett, there is nothing to worry about. He’s a parody of an Islamoreefer, and nothing more.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 29, 2008 @ 3:05 pm | Reply

  18. Dear Mr. Corker, I imagine everywhere this Arn character goes a trail of dirty socks, puppets, and soiled undergarments follows. By some chance are you related to the Corker family of Lexington, KY? Charming people they are and they raise such beautiful horses on the family farm.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — January 29, 2008 @ 3:10 pm | Reply

  19. “Dear Mr. Corker, I imagine everywhere this Arn character goes a trail of dirty socks, puppets, and soiled undergarments follows.”

    I didn’t know being a reefer meant pants crapping! That’s very interesting, Mrs. Crockett.

    “By some chance are you related to the Corker family of Lexington, KY? Charming people they are and they raise such beautiful horses on the family farm.”

    Maybe distantly. I’m horrid at keeping in touch with relatives. I am closely related to Bob Corker, TN Senator, however.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 29, 2008 @ 3:14 pm | Reply

  20. Why, Bob Corker! My great-grandfather was a union buster consultant back in the early 40’s with some of your people. What a small and Godly world it is. I will have to ring Sylvia Corker up in KY and see if you all aren’t related. They are staunch conservative activists and as devout in their faith as anyone I have ever met.

    God Bless America! America Bless God!

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — January 29, 2008 @ 3:21 pm | Reply

  21. “Why, Bob Corker! My great-grandfather was a union buster consultant back in the early 40’s with some of your people.”

    It must have been my great uncle. My grandparents were Czechoslovakian drunks, so I can’t say they’re populat.

    “I will have to ring Sylvia Corker up in KY and see if you all aren’t related. They are staunch conservative activists and as devout in their faith as anyone I have ever met.”

    Thank you for your efforts, Mrs. Crockett. We’ll be sure to bomb an abortion clinic together😉

    Comment by bobcorker — January 29, 2008 @ 3:24 pm | Reply

  22. still a wannabe terorist I see.

    Comment by Arn — January 29, 2008 @ 3:28 pm | Reply

  23. Oh, my. I would never bomb anything. That is just so low class. However, I would welcome the opportunity toss a few rotten vegetables at sinners and pass out some faith based literature with you any time, dear!

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — January 29, 2008 @ 3:33 pm | Reply

  24. Mrs. Gaines-Crockett, you truly are a saintly woman. I firmly believe your blog is a national treasure. You, yourself, may never die. I find it quite likely that God will ascend you bodily into Heaven, even if the Rapture should arrive later than expected.

    “wrong again as always Sisy. I haven’t been for “whoever the democrats run” all along,I told you when I first posted on here that I wasn’t a democrat. I made my choice in the beginning and it will stay the same to the end no matter who gets the nomination in either party. I’m not a wishy washy idiot like you folks are. And the party afilliation had nothing to do with my preferences in any election.”

    I forgot. You’re a Communist. You people don’t believe in elections, just revolutions and evil.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 29, 2008 @ 4:28 pm | Reply

  25. “I forgot. You’re a Communist. You people don’t believe in elections, just revolutions and evil.”
    And the equal distributions thereof xD

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 29, 2008 @ 4:56 pm | Reply

  26. Why Mr. Sisyphus you do say the sweetest things.

    I hope you know I feel the same way about you, Psycheout, and all of the good people at Blogs 4 Brownback that have made it the sole driving force on today’s political map. I consider myself very fortunate indeed having you as a friend and Brother in Christ.

    May God Bless you all!

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — January 29, 2008 @ 4:57 pm | Reply

  27. Thank you, Mrs. Gaines-Crockett. Bless your heart!

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 29, 2008 @ 4:59 pm | Reply

  28. Why Mr. Sisyphus you do say the sweetest things.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — January 29, 2008 @ 4:57 pm

    Are we talking about the same person here? The man says platypi are demons, and need to be exterminated! That doesn’t sound very sweet to me.

    I understand you’ve been gone a long time, but you can’t play the ignorance card on this board.

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — January 29, 2008 @ 5:05 pm | Reply

  29. You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don’t you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

    You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

    You’re a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

    You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

    I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

    If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

    You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

    You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

    And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

    You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

    On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

    I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

    The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well… it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been “right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

    P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

    I Hope This Helps…

    Comment by Anonymous — January 29, 2008 @ 5:07 pm | Reply

  30. surely god would smite you if you vote for a democrat?

    Comment by kat — January 29, 2008 @ 5:40 pm | Reply

  31. I wonder whom comment #29 was directed toward?

    Someone needs spiritual counseling very, very baldy.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 29, 2008 @ 8:51 pm | Reply

  32. I think it was aimed at Spambrother.

    Comment by Psycheout — January 29, 2008 @ 9:07 pm | Reply

  33. Since Spamhermano is apparantely a musician, I think he deserves it, especially if he’s a bassoonist.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — January 29, 2008 @ 9:26 pm | Reply

  34. It was directed towards the entire b4b team, you thick-headed curs.

    Comment by The Nobody — January 29, 2008 @ 9:26 pm | Reply

  35. “Oh, my. I would never bomb anything. That is just so low class.”

    Under most cases, I’d agree with you. However, there is no easy way to run over abortionists in a Hummer, and shooting them draws too much attention. In the name of protecting fetuses, I do what I must, or hire someone to do the bombing if possible.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — January 29, 2008 @ 9:29 pm | Reply

  36. As much as it disgusts me to even consider a democrat over the Honorable Senator Brownback, if I had to do it. I would go with Lyndon Johnson. At least he recognized the threat of the Vietnamese despite his socialist leanings. If I had to go Democrat, I want a person that knows how to escalate a war.

    Comment by Diablo — January 29, 2008 @ 10:50 pm | Reply

  37. “In the name of protecting fetuses, I do what I must, or hire someone to do the bombing if possible.”
    What about the fetuses in the clinic when you blow it up?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 29, 2008 @ 11:16 pm | Reply

  38. its not about the foetuses or aboration at all, EB. its about lil bobbys bloodthirsty need to inflict pain and suffering. he just couches his homicidal tendencies in pseudo-religious babble.

    i doubt he even owns a bible. he just picks the bits and pieces that suit his sadistic purposes from wikipedia.

    Comment by kat — January 29, 2008 @ 11:31 pm | Reply

  39. What about the fetuses in the clinic when you blow it up?

    Collateral damage. It’s unfortunate, but it happens sometimes. At least they would be dying for a good cause.

    its not about the foetuses or aboration at all

    What’s a foetus? What’s an aboration? Please try not to comment totally drunk in the future. Thanks.

    Comment by Psycheout — January 29, 2008 @ 11:45 pm | Reply

  40. “Collateral damage. It’s unfortunate, but it happens sometimes.”
    Now you’re no better than the people who abort the fetuses. Saving the unborn my ass; you just want an excuse to hurt people.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 30, 2008 @ 2:18 am | Reply

  41. It’s quite plain that comment #29 is a good description of Sisy, Psycheout, Mcpain and Corker, so he meant that for the b4b team.

    Diablo: “I want a person that knows how to escalate a war.”

    You want Hitler.

    Corker: You should just blow yourself up, everyone knows you’re a lying little faggot.

    “In the name of protecting fetuses, I do what I must, or hire someone to do the bombing if possible.”

    So you would like to finance terorism too. You pathetic little piece of scum you.

    Comment by FadedRose — January 30, 2008 @ 5:49 am | Reply

  42. I am a gigantic wing-wong. HONK HONK!

    Comment by Fake Psycheout — January 30, 2008 @ 1:14 pm | Reply

  43. Godwin’s Law, FadedHoe/Barn, whichever you’d like to be called. Diablo is still a greater man than you could ever be, parodist.

    If I can finance Paul Hill’s glory bombing, I can definitely finance someone to kill you, Arn. Since you are a sockpuppeteer, no one cares about you. Not even EB, even if he says he does.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 30, 2008 @ 2:17 pm | Reply

  44. “Of course I would rather cut off my right arm”

    By TD Grainy Crotchrott

    Please cut off your head, Taffy……your mouth only spits out one lie after the other.
    Quite funny that most of you heretic liars get more visitations of angels and deities than any prophet in the entire bible.

    Comment by Jim — January 30, 2008 @ 2:31 pm | Reply

  45. “I can definitely finance someone to kill you, Arn”

    by Bob KKowardKKKorKKKer

    How macho of you Bob…..
    Seems that your midlife crisis has turned you into some fake gangsta rapper as well…
    Bob Coffeeshop
    is tha menace on tha block
    yo yo
    Im scared shitless

    Comment by Jim — January 30, 2008 @ 2:36 pm | Reply

  46. Don’t speak on my behalf, Bob. You have no right to. Also, you want to attack her, go for me first, coward.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 30, 2008 @ 3:24 pm | Reply

  47. “After 4 years of unrestrained socialism, recession and baby eating, Americans will be hungry for change. A change to rationality and capitalism. A change to Republican and family values. Mark my words, friends.”

    And if that did happen, 4 years later a return to a more moderate/liberal America would happen. Or did Bush’s multiple FAILS, to the extent that not a single presidential candidate was to even be thought of in the same room…not say anything?

    “‘I’m surprised he can speak at all.

    Comment by Marty McPain — January 29, 2008 @ 12:42 pm’

    How exactly?”

    Marty is amazed by the advancements in negro technology. They learned English? Next thing you know, they’ll be holding desk jobs!

    “Someone needs spiritual counseling very, very baldy.”

    You sir, are the balds.

    “I can definitely finance someone to kill you, Arn.”

    What’s that I hear? A terrorist threat? A threat on someone’s life, and ample evidence to call the cops and ATF, and have them question as to why you’re stockpiling illegal weapons and ordering hits on the lives of others? Better erase that comment fast, Corkhead.

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 30, 2008 @ 4:41 pm | Reply

  48. Comment #29 was definitely aimed at Sisyphus, Psycheout, TD Gaines-Crotchrott, BJ Hellboy, Marty McLame and ofcourse, KKKoKKKer.

    The truest words ever posted in this blog.

    Comment by KKKorKKKer Loves The Chocolate Starfish — January 30, 2008 @ 6:43 pm | Reply

  49. “I can definitely finance someone to kill you, Arn.”

    And I still have your IP address, guess now I’ll have to use it to get your real address and come pay you a visit. Why finance it? I’ll come let you try for yourself.

    Comment by Arn — January 30, 2008 @ 7:15 pm | Reply

  50. “And I still have your IP address, guess now I’ll have to use it to get your real address and come pay you ”

    Do you take every comment this seriously? IQ 172 my ass.

    Prove you know it by posting the 3rd, 4th, and 5th numbers of my IP address on this board. If you somehow know my IP address, Sam Brown and co. will be pretty mad at you for hacking into their site. I’ll enjoy the fight.

    “Don’t speak on my behalf, Bob. You have no right to. Also, you want to attack her, go for me first”

    Why would I go for you? At least you’re honest. Arn is a troll and a sockpuppeteer, and maybe a hacker. If he is a hacker, he would be eager to show us.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 30, 2008 @ 9:53 pm | Reply

  51. Wow, you guys are really bat[poopie] insane, huh?

    Comment by Just a visitor — January 31, 2008 @ 1:11 am | Reply

  52. In b4 Corksmoker finds out most of us can trace IPs like a Klansmen to a “The Waltons” tape collection.

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 31, 2008 @ 4:41 am | Reply

  53. I’d rather just surprise you when I knock on your door Bob. I really really want to see you face to face now, teach you that you can’t get away with threatening to kill people. You’re just a worthless sack of [pickled herring].

    Comment by Arn — January 31, 2008 @ 5:01 am | Reply

  54. “Do you take every comment this seriously?”

    of course not, but this is the second time you’ve threatened to kill me, don’t you think it’s time I taught you a lesson in threats, like, “don’t make ’em unless you mean it” the jerks running this board may let you get away with terroristic threats (a felony, by the way) but I wont.

    Comment by Arn — January 31, 2008 @ 5:18 am | Reply

  55. Really, Arn, I think maybe you should just let him be, he’s an idiot crybaby and a bad loser but I don’t think the little wimp can really be dangerous. But, that’s up to you.
    I think the people running this site should just ban him before he gets arrested for terroristic threats and gives this site a worse name than it already has.
    Of course the members here could just admit that they are a troll site and that nothing they say is true (after all, nothing they say is) or they can continue to claim that everything is true, and thus, his threats too must be true.
    Either way, Corker could be the worst thing to ever happen to this site, and they all love him sooooo much.😀

    Comment by FadedRose — January 31, 2008 @ 5:38 am | Reply

  56. “Godwin’s Law, FadedHoe/Barn, whichever you’d like to be called. Diablo is still a greater man than you could ever be, parodist.”

    My friends call me Joanne. Just because Arn and I live together doesn’t make us the same person, you’re just stupid that’s all. And Diablo is a delusional idiot. He still thinks his beloved Brownback is going to be president. Just ride that dead horse till it rots into the ground.

    So, now, you want to threaten to kill me next? I know what Arn would do to you if you ever did that.

    Comment by FadedRose — January 31, 2008 @ 5:49 am | Reply

  57. What about the fetuses in the clinic when you blow it up?

    Collateral damage. It’s unfortunate, but it happens sometimes. At least they would be dying for a good cause.”

    Oh hell, they wont say anything to cocker, Psycheout is a terroristic threats kinda guy himself. He wants to kill babies and call it collateral damage. Of course threatening to blow up clinics is a felony too, but you’re really just a troll site aren’t you? So we can’t take any of those threats seriously.

    So, are you troll or are you real? The moment of truth is here, if you’re troll, then troll on boys, good job. If you’re real, then it’s time to alert the authorities.
    Which is it going to be guys? Trolling idiots, or a real threat to the safety and lives of our citizens.

    Comment by FadedRose — January 31, 2008 @ 6:08 am | Reply

  58. I choose Obama. He’s the only Dem who’s actually talked about policy, and what America should do to solve its problems. Hillary’s too busy running a smear campaign to even tell you what she stands for.

    Also, previous comments remind me of a picture that’s been circulating the Internet lately:
    “Vote for K’thulhu
    Why choose the lesser of two evils?”

    Comment by L — January 31, 2008 @ 7:55 am | Reply

  59. Hehe, L
    it’s actually Cthulhu, not K’thulhu (Cthulhu is the “dead god of R’Lyeh”, or more accurately an evil entity that was invented by the writer H.P.Lovecraft).

    Anyway, as far as smearing goes this site leaves me amazed. If someone in Europe came with all the rubbish that is beeing presented here to smear one’s political opponent, he would not be taken for serious at all.
    This site takes things even beyond insane, by coming up with so called facts that seriously make one doubt the writers sanity.

    All I hope is that you will get the right president you deserve, and that he/she is a better one than the one you have at the moment. and that he/she is more sane as Sicksyphus, PsyKKKeout and the rest of this raving bunch of nitwits.

    Bless ya on behalf of the MoxoM collective.

    Comment by Jim — January 31, 2008 @ 9:14 am | Reply

  60. Interesting that you think “the Party” gets to choose a candidate. What happens to “the people”?

    –Comment by P K

    Wow. That’s a good point. For people who claim to hate Commies, they sure love using Party-centered language.

    I think we should scrub their Party-mouths out with soap. ;P

    Comment by L — January 31, 2008 @ 9:25 am | Reply

  61. “Vote for K’thulhu
    Why choose the lesser of two evils?”
    Agreed. If it comes down to Hillary vs. Huckabee, I’ll vote for C’thulhu.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 31, 2008 @ 10:49 am | Reply

  62. You’re just a worthless sack of [pickled herring].

    Comment by Arn — January 31, 2008 @ 5:01 am
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    Bring it on, then, [lady’s panty parts]!

    Comment by bobcorker — January 27, 2008 @ 9:45 am

    Notice how you folks edit ours and not those of your butt buddies.

    Comment by Arn — January 31, 2008 @ 2:51 pm | Reply

  63. KKKorKKKer is a KKKunt with ears.

    Comment by Jim — January 31, 2008 @ 2:52 pm | Reply

  64. You know, I was always the ugliest girl in my class. But now that I’ve seen Psycheout, Bob Cockface, and Sissy Puss, you all may just restore my dignity. Thanks for making my vagina finally rattle, B4B!

    Comment by FadedRose — January 31, 2008 @ 2:54 pm | Reply

  65. Doing the impersonator thing again? That last comment wasn’t me and you know it, now get rid of the impostor, posting under someone else’s name doesn’t make you any smarter, just more of a smart ass.

    And while you’re at it, why not edit it where corker wrote it, I see you edited it where Arn copied and pasted it, but corkers original comment goes un-edited. And you claim you are fair in your editing. Liar.

    Comment by FadedRose — January 31, 2008 @ 4:23 pm | Reply

  66. Who is this troll at comment #62? It wasn’t me, because you can see said troll put conservatives below you and called me “Cockface” I know it’s not FR. Probably just some autistic anarchist that hates everyone.

    “I’d rather just surprise you when I knock on your door Bob.”

    Translation: “I don’t know Corker’s IP address.”

    Your last six numbers, on the other hand, are 116.140

    “Of course the members here could just admit that they are a troll site and that nothing they say is true (after all, nothing they say is) or they can continue to claim that everything is true, and thus, his threats too must be true.”

    Typical black and white liberal logic. Everything is 100% true or 100% false. If you really thought this site was a parody, then you wouldn’t be commenting here. Nobody attacks Colbert, and it’s the same with us.

    “don’t you think it’s time I taught you a lesson in threats”

    Bring it on. As you know, I’m the one with more guns. Also, the other liberals criticized me for doing the same thing. If you want to lose your fanboys, you’re more than welcome to find me. Finally, I would be honored if you actually did kill me. You would easily be caught and sent to prison, where you will die a horrible death by gay prisoners, and you know this. Therefore, you would be admitting that your life is not superior to mine, and likely inferior.

    “So, now, you want to threaten to kill me next? I know what Arn would do to you if you ever did that.”

    Fall over and die? Hippies don’t own guns, and we ‘rednecks’ own many. Therefore, he has no chance.

    “My friends call me Joanne. Just because Arn and I live together doesn’t make us the same person, you’re just stupid that’s all. And Diablo is a delusional idiot. He still thinks his beloved Brownback is going to be president. Just ride that dead horse till it rots into the ground.”

    You still flunked Godwin’s Law, so get over it. So, Arn, we are supposed to believe that:

    – a 13 year old cares about politics
    – a man with an IQ equal to Bobby Fischer’s dropped out of high school and has done NOTHING to leave his mark on history
    – your doctor lives with you and ‘coincidentally’ has the same writing style and login times as you
    – your doctor just so ‘happens’ to be your wife, but you aren’t fornicating with her every moment
    – the ‘smartest person in the world’ likes to spend masses of time arguing with ‘idiots’ and ‘trolls’ rather than Nazis.
    – Bush is COMING TO GET ME AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
    – you are a brilliant scientist, even though your quotes are yanked directly from ScienceBlogs
    – you actually think you’ll make money off of PayPal
    – people care about your personal life
    – you have lived in the exact areas I have lived in
    – you are a kind, gentle person, when in reality we can all see you’re a drunkard
    – you come to B4B and tell us about the problems in your life, and expect us to weep for you
    – Spacebrother and Moxom are some of the most intelligent human beings ever, when in actuality they get giggles out of calling people ‘fags’ (Spacebrother) or making up absurd rap songs (Moxom)
    – you actually sued me, when in reality I was cracking up the whole time you pretended to file lawsuit
    – people’s IP addresses can be seen by a random commentator on non wiki websites
    – Bush is the root of all evil.

    I must say, you put on a pretty good show. It took me quite a while to realize that you are a super subtle parody. 9.5/10

    “Notice how you folks edit ours and not those of your butt buddies.”

    Either you think women can’t handle their own arguments, or you’re starting to lose your cool. Don’t lose it, we were enjoying the parody!

    Comment by bobcorker — January 31, 2008 @ 4:57 pm | Reply

  67. Bad link.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 31, 2008 @ 5:00 pm | Reply

  68. I’m just not familiar with Stormfront.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 31, 2008 @ 5:03 pm | Reply

  69. Try this for logic, Bobcock.

    1.”a 13 year old cares about politics”
    I seriously doubt it, she could care less about politics. But then if you had a brain you would know she never commented on politics. On long hair, the hurricane, and a few other things, but not politics.

    2.”a man with an IQ equal to Bobby Fischer’s dropped out of high school and has done NOTHING to leave his mark on history”
    I have no idea what Fishers IQ is, but considering the fact that he’s dead it must not be too high. And you have absolutely no idea what I’ve done in my life. What kind of mark should I leave? A skid mark like you?

    3.”your doctor lives with you and ‘coincidentally’ has the same writing style and login times as you”
    You got this part right, we do have the same login times (or close) since when we go online we both do, it would be rude to spend time on the computer and ignore the other one, when one of us goes on, we both do. She’s online right now too. There are three computers in the house so we don’t have to take turns.

    4.”your doctor just so ‘happens’ to be your wife, but you aren’t fornicating with her every moment”
    I’ve told you before, I’m not married, therefore I don’t have a wife, therefore, you’re still just being stupid.

    5. “the ’smartest person in the world’ likes to spend masses of time arguing with ‘idiots’ and ‘trolls’ rather than Nazis.”
    Oh, has Marilyn Vos Savant been posting on here?

    6. “Bush is COMING TO GET ME AAAAAAAHHHHHH!”
    no comment necessary here, you’re insane.

    7.”you are a brilliant scientist, even though your quotes are yanked directly from ScienceBlogs”
    I’m a scientist? thank you, but you’ve never heard that from me. And I’ve never quoted from science blogs other than my own, all other quotes come from respected and accepted scientific sources (such as university research journals and, heaven forbid, actual science publications)

    8.”you actually think you’ll make money off of PayPal”
    That was just stupid, no comment necessary here either.

    9. “people care about your personal life”
    more unrelated stupidity

    10.”you have lived in the exact areas I have lived in”
    Huh? I don’t give a damn where you’ve lived, what’s wrong here, feeling paranoid?

    11.”you are a kind, gentle person, when in reality we can all see you’re a drunkard’
    Since I haven’t drank a single drop of alcohol since the mid seventies, you’re just grabbing for anything you can here. But wrong again as always.

    12. “Fall over and die? Hippies don’t own guns, and we ‘rednecks’ own many. Therefore, he has no chance.”
    This one was hilarious, thank you. You call hippies a threat, then say they don’t have guns but you do, so who’s really the threat? I have a total of 52 guns in my collection, and I am very good with all of them.

    “Your last six numbers, on the other hand, are 116.140”

    Nice try, not right, but nice try anyway.

    “people’s IP addresses can be seen by a random commentator on non wiki websites”

    of course not, there are programs that you have to have to trace IPs if you are looking for some I could link you to a couple of good ones that work well and are virtually untracable themselves. And If you’re worried about it I suggest something like “hidemyip 2007” that will give you all you need to supply a fake ip to every site you visit, you can even pick which country you want your IP to originate from, then everyone will think you’re on the other side of the world, would that make you feel safer? Oh wait, your world doesn’t have another side, it’s all onesided.

    “Bush is the root of all evil.”
    No, money is the root of all evil, bush is just a greedy bastard that makes him look like the root of all evil.

    Comment by Arn — January 31, 2008 @ 6:22 pm | Reply

  70. “I seriously doubt it, she could care less about politics. But then if you had a brain you would know she never commented on politics. On long hair, the hurricane, and a few other things, but not politics.”

    The hurricane was political.

    “I have no idea what Fishers IQ is, but considering the fact that he’s dead it must not be too high. And you have absolutely no idea what I’ve done in my life. What kind of mark should I leave? A skid mark like you?”

    He’s in Reykjavik. He’s also experienced the biggest moral decline anyone ever has. I can’t understand why he would anger President Bush the Father just so he could play chess in a Bolshevik country with an aging Soviet poster boy, but whatever. Unlike him and you, I have saved souls. Even one soul saved is a very special marking a person makes.

    “your doctor lives with you”
    “You got this part right”
    “I’ve told you before, I’m not married, therefore I don’t have a wife, therefore, you’re still just being stupid.

    Get to a church and get help. Please.

    “Oh, has Marilyn Vos Savant been posting on here?”

    Coastal Elitists like you always think that they are the smartest person in the world. You are blaspheming against the Left’s most sacred doctrine.

    “no comment necessary here, you’re insane.”

    “I’m a scientist? thank you, but you’ve never heard that from me. And I’ve never quoted from science blogs other than my own, all other quotes come from respected and accepted scientific sources (such as university research journals and, heaven forbid, actual science publications)”

    Didn’t you say you posted articles for ‘science’ publications? That would make you a ‘scientist’.

    “That was just stupid, no comment necessary here either.”

    Does it beat welfare?

    “more unrelated stupidity”

    Then quit bringing it up out of nowhere.

    “Huh? I don’t give a damn where you’ve lived, what’s wrong here, feeling paranoid?”

    California/Appalachins. Are you backing off from said threat?

    “Since I haven’t drank a single drop of alcohol since the mid seventies, you’re just grabbing for anything you can here. But wrong again as always.”

    Well, don’t start back. The lung cancer you get from pot may kill you, but it beats alcohol. Drinkers are the most perverted people in the world.

    “This one was hilarious, thank you. You call hippies a threat, then say they don’t have guns but you do, so who’s really the threat? I have a total of 52 guns in my collection, and I am very good with all of them.”

    Leftists are pro-gun control. And even if you say you are an ‘independent’, you side with lunatics like Dio Brando and Elephant Bones, who have made statements indicating bias against gun owners. Do you have an M16? Those are kind of addicting.

    “Nice try, not right, but nice try anyway.”

    Have you changed it since the beginning of Jan.? Because these numbers are consistent by all your family members on my B4C post.

    “of course not, there are programs that you have to have to trace IPs if you are looking for some I could link you to a couple of good ones that work well and are virtually untracable themselves.”

    These might be interesting. Sadly No, look out!

    “No, money is the root of all evil, bush is just a greedy bastard that makes him look like the root of all evil.”

    Money is one of the roots of all evil. Fornication, pride, and atheism are the others. You do realize that the Democrats, having a clear majority in Congress, could easily draft impeachment articles, but even Pelosi has the sanity to realize that there are no charges that can be brought against Bush? Kookspinach, Paul, and Barney Frank are the only lunatics in Congress that actually think Bush is a criminal

    Comment by bobcorker — January 31, 2008 @ 8:13 pm | Reply

  71. “Unlike him and you, I have saved souls.”

    How, Corkeater? By shooting them poor black folks?

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 31, 2008 @ 8:42 pm | Reply

  72. “- Spacebrother and Moxom are some of the most intelligent human beings ever,”

    Trust me KKKorKKKer, you’re not the sharpest tack in the box, but I appreciate the nice compliment regardless. I almost thought you actually formed a cognative intellectual thought until………..

    “when in actuality they get giggles out of calling people ‘fags’ (Spacebrother)……”

    Paranoia by bobcorker — January 31, 2008 @ 4:57 pm

    Actually I called you a Nazi KKKorKKKer. I believe you have mistaken me for someone else has called you a homo. And even if you are a little light in the loafers, that’s OK.

    Comment by spacebrother — January 31, 2008 @ 9:36 pm | Reply

  73. “Bush is a criminal”

    Comment by bobkkkorkkker — January 31, 2008 @ 8:13 pm

    Well stated KKKorKKKer.

    Comment by spacebrother — January 31, 2008 @ 9:40 pm | Reply

  74. Uhhh…..KKKorKKKer, it was me who called you a homo…..please learn to read , even if it is just this here website that seeks donations by Paypal.

    PS writing that song was indeed big fun…..maybe I am a musician.

    Comment by Jim — February 1, 2008 @ 2:33 am | Reply

  75. “The hurricane was political.”

    really, was it a democratic or republican hurricane?
    The only thing Kimmy said about the hurricane was that her grandparents (my parents) went through it and rebuilt on their own without government help.

    “Unlike him and you, I have saved souls.”

    killing people (or threatening to) doesn’t save souls, you are a sinner of the worst kind, one who hides behind twisted ideas about the old testament and uses it to justify genocide.

    “Have you changed it since the beginning of Jan.? Because these numbers are consistent by all your family members on my B4C post.”

    Not that it is really any of your business, but my last six are 117.197 if you don’t believe me just ask psyche, I’m sure as a moderator here he can get it. On the other hand, I have enough respect for the privacy of others (even idiots like you) to not post their IP or any part of it online.

    “Do you have an M16? Those are kind of addicting.”

    Another toy by Mattel, no I don’t own any toys or any rattly plastic guns like the M16 or AR15, I do have an M1 though, and a couple old mausers, a 6.5 and a 7mm. But most of them are just regular hunting rifles and shotguns, except for the handguns.

    “The lung cancer you get from pot may kill you,”

    Still ignorant on this subject I see. Canibinoids have been proven to inhibit the growth of cancer cells, in over 70 years of prohibition there has never been one single case of cancer shown to be related to pot smoke, not one, go ahead and try to find evidence to the contrary, people have been trying for years to find evidence of marijuana’s bad effects, so far, not a single one. Besides, after over 40 years of smoking it, don’t you think I would know by now if it was hurting me in some way?

    “Leftists are pro-gun control. And even if you say you are an ‘independent’, you side with lunatics like Dio Brando and Elephant Bones, who have made statements indicating bias against gun owners”

    I never said I was an independent, and if EB and Dio Brando are against owning guns, that’s their business, I’m not against owning guns, I’m against people like you that support using guns for violence against those you don’t agree with. I support gun ownership for citizens that use them for hunting, sport (such as skeet shoots) or for the protection of their home and families against violent idiots like you who may want them killed for being athiest or democrats.

    And don’t you think it’s time you stop trying to put me into one of those “groups” such as leftist, liberal, democrat, etc. I don’t subscribe to any political or religious beliefs other than my own. Politics is a 6000 year old mistake and no one ever has or ever will perfect a form of government, animals (including humans) were never meant to be governed, but man tasted power and never gave up on the quest for more, those that achieve it live on the suffering of those that don’t.

    Comment by Arn — February 1, 2008 @ 9:25 am | Reply

  76. “- Spacebrother and Moxom are some of the most intelligent human beings ever,”

    Comment by KKKorKKKer

    Save your ass kissing comments Bob, I just don’t like you, whether you slime up on me or not.

    Comment by Jim — February 1, 2008 @ 11:14 am | Reply

  77. “He’s in Reykjavik. ”

    No, he’s in a grave.

    Comment by Arn — February 1, 2008 @ 12:14 pm | Reply

  78. “Are you backing off from said threat?”

    comment by corkscrew

    Are you?

    Comment by Arn — February 1, 2008 @ 1:27 pm | Reply

  79. For years the people have outsourced their political beliefs to Hollywood no matter how dumb those beliefs are. There are times when I wonder why the men and women in our military should risk their lives to defend domestic freedom when those at home are cheering for socialists like Hillary Clinton and Obama bin Laden to “free” them from the burden in having any say over the direction of their own lives.

    Here’s a thought: Maybe America needs a democrat president. If the people are dumb enough to allow themselves to become the puppets of the highschool dropouts and drug addicts of the entertainment industry, then maybe the people don’t deserve the freedom their forefathers gave them. Maybe we need a 25% unemployment rate, a fascist medical system, massive tax rates, and some major domestic terrorist attacks to wake people up. As huge as 9/11 was, it only woke people up on the importance of paying attention for a few years. It scares me to think of what needs to happen for a lesson that people won’t forget – but I’m afraid that’s what we really need.

    Comment by SteveS — February 14, 2008 @ 3:29 pm | Reply

  80. Envy isn’t a very good color on you, dear.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — January 29, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

    BULLSHIT isn’t pretty on you, either, you stay the hell away from Arn.

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — March 24, 2008 @ 7:07 pm | Reply

  81. Way to totally rip from Ann Coulter, SteveS

    Comment by Elephant Bones — March 25, 2008 @ 1:00 am | Reply


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