Blogs 4 Brownback

January 26, 2008

Would you vote for these men?

Filed under: Campaign 2008 — relee @ 11:58 pm

It appears increasingly like that either John McCain or Rudy Giuliani will be the Republican nominee. So I ask you this: as a conservative would you vote for either of these “men”?

The blog RochesterConservative has an interesting take on whether or not we should support the “lesser of two evils”:

I heard someone (I think it was Alan Keyes) say once that if my choice for dinner is between a poison that will kill me quickly or a poison that will kill me slowly, “I’ll starve, thank you very much.” It would seem to me a more Biblical position to take — although, admittedly, what appears to be a less pragmatic one — for a Christian to vote their conscience (guided by Scripture), regardless of whether the person they’re voting for actually has a chance of winning.

McCain and Giuliani are the poison that kill us slowly. That’s the only difference between them and Hillary.

So I’ve decided, with a heavy heart, to vote for Romney on February 5. He’s not perfect, but he’s far better than Rudy or John. With Huckabee nearly out of the race, Romney represents the best chance of having a candidate who is better than the lesser of two evils.

39 Comments »

  1. What? Dropping Huckatard? BUT HE USES JESUS LOLZ.

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 27, 2008 @ 2:20 am | Reply

  2. “With Huckabee nearly out of the race”
    Music to my ears.
    “Dropping Huckatard? BUT HE USES JESUS LOLZ.”
    Unfortunately, McCain and Giuliani get set +3 credibility bonuses for not having their heads in the clouds, and Huckabee’s +2 charisma bonus, applicable only to Bible-belts, wasn’t enough for him to make a saving throw.
    Both rolled 2d20 for stolen support, and crushed Huckabee with critical hits.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 3:32 am | Reply

  3. NO! We cannot have the spawn of SATAN in the White House! THere must be some way…to….extent the glorious rule of Surpreme President Dubya!

    We must all work to save America from the multifold evils cross-dresser Gooliani, torture-hater-McCain, Crafty Clinton and the Terrorist Obama.

    BUSH 43+ is the only answer!

    Comment by Marty McPain — January 27, 2008 @ 9:12 am | Reply

  4. Relee, if we assasinate or kidnap all three of those RINOS as well as Hitlery Clinton and the dope-smoking Obama, we can still get a good candidate for sure. The LORD would allow this, so that He wouldn’t have to see sin anymore.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 27, 2008 @ 9:50 am | Reply

  5. THere must be some way…to….extent the glorious rule of Surpreme President Dubya!

    If you have any suggestions, I’m all ears. None of these guys in the race now is fit to carry Bush’s water bottle, IMHO.

    Comment by relee — January 27, 2008 @ 10:37 am | Reply

  6. “If you have any suggestions, I’m all ears. None of these guys in the race now is fit to carry Bush’s water bottle, IMHO.”

    All he has to do is expand the Patriot Act, and rather than privately torture Muslims and Vegans, he should publicly torture Muslims and Vegans. I’ve always wanted to live under a king’s rule, since this country is fit for a king!

    Comment by bobcorker — January 27, 2008 @ 10:53 am | Reply

  7. “I’ve always wanted to live under a king’s rule, since this country is fit for a king!”
    Why do you hate America and it’s freedoms? Why do you want the terrorists to win?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 11:16 am | Reply

  8. All he has to do is expand the Patriot Act, and rather than privately torture Muslims and Vegans,

    Waterboarding is not torture. I can see you a little splash in the face might bug you if you were to delicate and precious to eat meat…but it ain’t torture.

    To find out what it was like, I had my wife pour water over my face while my mouth was forced open by a wash cloth. It wasn’t pleasant, but it wasn’t torture either.

    Comment by relee — January 27, 2008 @ 11:35 am | Reply

  9. If it comes down to either one of them and any Democrat as the last ones standing, then yes, I would certainly vote for either of them. Proudly.

    Comment by Connie Mack — January 27, 2008 @ 11:48 am | Reply

  10. This is now a thread about Project Chanology
    http://www.partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY
    http://digg.com/programming/Scientology_s_secret_documents_hacked_by_i_s_Splongcat

    This is something we can all work together on. Don’t you want a chance to tear down an enemy religion?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 12:41 pm | Reply

  11. “To find out what it was like, I had my wife pour water over my face while my mouth was forced open by a wash cloth”

    you sould like a fine fellow, maybe we could get together to explore other methods of finding the truth…

    and we could butcher a cow or something for the experience…

    Comment by Marty McPain — January 27, 2008 @ 1:15 pm | Reply

  12. Those pictures are Photoshopped. I can tell from the stray pixels, and from having seen a lot of ‘shops in my day.

    But seriously, most people are sick of mudslinging. These horrible smear campaigns are tearing our nation apart. If people are attacking other members of their own party in this way, how can we trust anyone not to make up “incriminating evidence” against us? Your wife could invite friends over for tea, and the next-door neighbor could make up claims of Satanic rituals. All he has to do is paste her face into photographs of disgusting rituals, and voila–your reputation’s suddenly in the dirt. (Note: This is a generic “you” and “your,” and is not necessarily directed towards the creators or readers of this blog.)

    Comment by L — January 27, 2008 @ 1:21 pm | Reply

  13. ““I’ve always wanted to live under a king’s rule, since this country is fit for a king!”
    Why do you hate America and it’s freedoms? Why do you want the terrorists to win?”

    Seconded. Our forefathers revolted against a king named George, remember?

    Comment by L — January 27, 2008 @ 1:23 pm | Reply

  14. “Waterboarding is not torture. I can see you a little splash in the face might bug you if you were to delicate and precious to eat meat…but it ain’t torture.”

    It isn’t torture, but I think that we should use ACTUAL torture. Placing Muslims and Vegetarians in super hot rooms, bound to an electric chair generating just the right amount of volts, with Robin Williams cheering it on, should be used instead of waterboarding. If we use this method, we will know where Bin Laden and the WMDs are.

    “To find out what it was like, I had my wife pour water over my face while my mouth was forced open by a wash cloth. It wasn’t pleasant, but it wasn’t torture either.”

    When I did it, I laughed. I didn’t mind it a bit.

    “Why do you hate America and it’s freedoms? Why do you want the terrorists to win?”

    Considering I’m not a Communist, and considering I wish to overthrow the inttelectual elite permanately, I don’t hate America. People like you, who think that Vegans should be treated with respect, are the ones that hate America.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 27, 2008 @ 3:04 pm | Reply

  15. *intellectual

    Comment by bobcorker — January 27, 2008 @ 3:31 pm | Reply

  16. “I don’t hate America.”
    But you want to undo the Constitution and the Revolutionary War and all our Founding Father’s work. You MUST hate America with a burning passion. We should put you in a superheated room, tie you to an electrical chair, and torture you until you tell us where every terrorist in the world is hiding, because someone who hates America like you must now everything.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 4:14 pm | Reply

  17. “But you want to undo the Constitution and the Revolutionary War and all our Founding Father’s work. You MUST hate America with a burning passion.”

    Anyone who does not want to restore the law of Jesus to America hates America. I have no idea where you get the idea I hate the Revolutionary War, since that led to less taxes, and Monarchs Brownback, Huckabee, and Bush would not increase them. The Constitution is a fraud, and many of the Founding Fathers claimed that they understood how a toaster, refrigerator, or brick oven worked. Those items were invented by divinely inspired guesswork, not this “science” you speak of.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 27, 2008 @ 5:08 pm | Reply

  18. “If Romney wins the nomination, he would be the first Latter-day Saint on a major party’s presidential ticket. In pursuing the Republican Party presidential nomination, he is –>following in the footsteps<– of his father, George W. Romney, who ran for the White House in 1968 and lost…” -wiki page on Romneys’ campaign

    So basically, he is running just to lose. Won’t require much effort since not one person wants a filthy religious twit for a President.

    Comment by The Nobody — January 27, 2008 @ 5:20 pm | Reply

  19. “I have no idea where you get the idea I hate the Revolutionary War”
    because you said “I’ve always wanted to live under a king’s rule”

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 5:51 pm | Reply

  20. my advice all you uptight conservatives is: go out and get laid. then vote for hillary!

    Comment by kat — January 27, 2008 @ 6:17 pm | Reply

  21. Kat, voting for Hillary is actually what the conservatives want you to do.

    No, really. Let me explain. Anyone with a brain in their heads can see that Hillary Clinton would make a horrible president. This, in turn, would allow B4B to insist that women in general are unfit for presidency. Thus, allowing our first woman president to be someone as badly unsuited for the honor as Hillary would actually aid those chauvinists at keeping women down.

    Comment by L — January 27, 2008 @ 7:15 pm | Reply

  22. L, this is true. however…

    …Anyone with a brain in their heads can see that Barack Obama would make a horrible president. This, in turn, would allow B4B to insist that blacks in general are unfit for presidency. Thus, allowing our first black president to be someone as badly unsuited for the honor as Barack would actually aid those racists at keeping blacks down…

    or whatever. you can’t talk sense to these types. and really, does anyone want edwards as president? i think not.

    and i stand by my belief that all republican voters need a good screw. it’ll do them a world of good.

    Comment by kat — January 27, 2008 @ 8:10 pm | Reply

  23. and i stand by my belief that all republican voters need a good screw.

    Just give me your room keys, honey. You deserve a night with a real man.

    Comment by relee — January 27, 2008 @ 9:10 pm | Reply

  24. “So I’ve decided, with a heavy heart, to vote for Romney on February 5. He’s not perfect, but he’s far better than Rudy or John. With Huckabee nearly out of the race, Romney represents the best chance of having a candidate who is better than the lesser of two evils.”

    No, relee, Mitt Romney is not tolerable. As you said a long time ago, Mitt Romney is Satanic for…naming…his…dog after some pot smoking Islamohippy that fornicated with bongos on a daily basis. If you ask me, this is a crime that mandates LETHAL INJECTION.

    “because you said “I’ve always wanted to live under a king’s rule””

    The Founding Fathers (except for the two Frenchified perverts) would be aghast at how we created ‘legislature’, ‘executive’, and ‘judicial’ branches of government. They were trying to stop us from paying English taxes, and instead charge us larger taxes, only here. They wanted a monarchy, but ‘the social system of the gentry’ (or whatever he’s talking about) swept it away. This is called “patriotism”, which you Communist man-sluts wouldn’t know about. Instead, you are trying to destroy the Founding Fathers’ vision, and for that, you should be censored.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 27, 2008 @ 10:07 pm | Reply

  25. “Just give me your room keys, honey. You deserve a night with a real man.”

    FAIL.

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 28, 2008 @ 4:06 am | Reply

  26. Have’nt read the garbage here for a while and this is what I see.

    “So I’ve decided, with a heavy heart, to vote for Romney on February 5.”

    I knew it. Who’s the cheese eating surrender monkey now.

    bwahahahaha

    Romney = pro abortion.

    Comment by spacebrother — January 28, 2008 @ 11:09 am | Reply

  27. Romney also = tax increases, open borders, anti-gun and pro gay marriage.

    Might as well vote for Hillary dumbass.

    Comment by spacebrother — January 28, 2008 @ 11:11 am | Reply

  28. I could never support Mittens. He’s the poison that kills quickly. Was that your point?

    There are already suspicions that Rudy will be dropping out soon. But Romney? No way. I’d sooner vote for Winnie the Pooh.

    Comment by Psycheout — January 28, 2008 @ 8:46 pm | Reply

  29. L, the photo of Giuliani the transvestite is not photoshopped. It’s well known that he likes to cavort around in womens’ clothing. See Rudy Is a Drag. There’s a link to another post from there where you can see video of Rudy in drag with Donald Trump nuzzling his cleavage. It’s really revolting.

    Comment by Psycheout — January 28, 2008 @ 8:53 pm | Reply

  30. […] … the turner report – Last Updated – Saturday January 26  Request a Trackback Would you vote for these men? It appears increasingly like that either John McCain or Rudy Giuliani will be the Republican […]

    Pingback by Connecting News, Commentaries and Blogs at NineReports.com - — January 28, 2008 @ 9:42 pm | Reply

  31. KKKorKKKer wants a king…

    some suggestions to get one:

    1.Resurrect Elvis from the dead with angelic aid.
    2.Buy a king on ebay, there are plenty of them.
    3. Buy a crown on ebay and coronate yourself to become King KKKorKKKer the KKKoward.
    4.Go to Washington and organize a demonstration together with your 6 friends from this board on behalf of “King Brownback”

    lololol

    Comment by Jim — January 29, 2008 @ 8:40 am | Reply

  32. PsyKKKeout gets off on trannies, as if we didn’t suspect that already.

    Comment by Jim — January 29, 2008 @ 8:41 am | Reply

  33. Thats right Jim.

    KKKorKKKer is obviously the stupidest person alive.

    Comment by KKKorKKKer Loves The Chocolate Starfish — January 29, 2008 @ 4:41 pm | Reply

  34. Browncrack and Huckabung are finished.

    Comment by KKKorKKKer Loves The Chocolate Starfish — January 29, 2008 @ 4:42 pm | Reply

  35. Rule 34 on the chick in the middle. She is HOT.

    Comment by Anonymous — January 29, 2008 @ 4:43 pm | Reply

  36. “[…]many of the Founding Fathers claimed that they understood how a toaster, refrigerator, or brick oven worked.”

    LOLWUT only the brick oven existed then. And a brick oven is stupidly easy to understand.

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 30, 2008 @ 4:54 pm | Reply

  37. “The Founding Fathers (except for the two Frenchified perverts) would be aghast at how we created ‘legislature’, ‘executive’, and ‘judicial’ branches of government.”
    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

    Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

    He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

    He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

    He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

    He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness of his invasions on the rights of the people.

    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

    He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

    He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

    He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

    He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

    He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

    For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

    For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

    For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

    For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

    For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

    For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

    For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

    He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

    He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

    In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
    Thought I’d paste parts of the Declaration of Independence here, since it’s obvious none of the geocentrists have ever read it.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 30, 2008 @ 5:34 pm | Reply

  38. Long story short, the Founding Fathers agreed that they didn’t want a monopoly, because that would just welcome the same oppression that they were breaking away from.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 30, 2008 @ 5:36 pm | Reply

  39. Kat, Obama wants to improve education and cut back on pork spending. Hillary doesn’t even have a platform that I can see–she’s just running a smear campaign.

    If you’d like to discuss further the obvious differences between Hillary and Obama, I have included a link to my blog. See you there.

    Psycheout, if you’ll look at the statistics, very few cross-dressers are actually gay. Most of them love women and are only attracted to women. Besides, most homosexuals are sick of the negative attention they’re getting already and would not likely add to it by cross-dressing. Your fears for Rudy’s manhood are unfounded. Also, try getting your information from reputable websites, instead of sites that were clearly founded by 15-year-olds as a joke.

    EB, I just read the list of grievances. I’m getting the strangest feeling of deja vu…History does repeat itself after all!

    Comment by L — January 31, 2008 @ 8:19 am | Reply


RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

%d bloggers like this: