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January 25, 2008

Snopes for Dummies

Camel JockeyI don’t know why some of you responded negatively to Sisyphus’ post on camel crabs or spiders or whatever. Oh, yes I do. You’re libtards. Rather than believe your lying eyes, you prefer to believe your twisted clutching grasp on irreality. You are part of the irreality based community after all. You hate America and love the terrorists. Doesn’t that make you all fools? Yes, it does. There’s no denying it, is there?

RagheadI suppose you don’t believe that camel jockeys exist. Well they do. Look to the right above and you’ll see one. Osama lovers will weep when they discover that ragheads exist. Osama is one. I know you far left wackjobs love the guy for attacking America, which is something you happily do every day in your own small way. But there you go. Look to your right and you will find your favorite raghead. I bet you wish you could marry the guy. Too bad for most of you that gay marriage is not allowed in the Middle East. Otherwise you’d live in wedded bliss to the demon who blew up the twin towers.

Towel HeadAnd towel head. I suppose there’s no such word in the liberal lexicon. Well, too bad for you reality deniers. Towel heads do exist. What is the definition of a towel head? Some person who wears a towel on his head. Look to the right. What’s that you see on the fellow’s head? A picnic basket? A bowler hat? No! A towel. Thus, “towel head.” Is that so difficult for you losers to understand? Probably.

I find it amazing that DemocRATs are so unable to grasp basic logic. But I guess they can’t help themselves. It’s who they are.

— Psycheout

11 Comments »

  1. Cool. So do you want us to go back to chink, jap, faggot, spic, wetback, beaner, and nigger, too?

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 25, 2008 @ 10:07 pm | Reply

  2. Someone’s upset that a Mr. Elephant Bones shot down their outlandish fantasies with some truth. Now they’re scuttling for cover like roaches in a well-lit kitchen.
    “Well, too bad for you reality deniers.”
    Hehe, you’re one to talk. Aren’t you the fellow who still believes the Earth is flat?

    I also noticed you make no effort here to deny anything the “libtards” said. I guess if you can’t beat ’em, insult them until they roll their eyes and find an intelligent opponent.

    Comment by The Engineer — January 25, 2008 @ 11:36 pm | Reply

  3. I can find no valid reason for refuting the futile arguments put forth by the brainless libtards. Arguing with idiots on the Internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, they’re still retarded. So why bother?

    Comment by Psycheout — January 26, 2008 @ 12:02 am | Reply

  4. “Arguing with idiots on the Internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, they’re still retarded. So why bother?”
    This coming from some bozo who spends the day cursing at people he don’t like? You’re some terrible joker, man. Boink!

    Comment by The Scout — January 26, 2008 @ 12:15 am | Reply

  5. Okay, that’s it. You ARE just an elaborate troll, this post confirms it.

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — January 26, 2008 @ 6:30 pm | Reply

  6. We do not contest the existence of Arabs–that would be patently ridiculous. We object to the use of derogatory terms such as “towelhead.” A turban is not a towel. The material used is very different, as one can tell from a brief glance. We may have enemies among the Arabs, but they are still human beings and deserve to be treated with dignity. After all, which makes the country look better, fighting a formidable nation, or losing to a bunch of “camel jockeys?”

    But, I’m just an Italian girl, who’s never been away from the stove in my life, much less attended a prestigious Southern university, so I obviously have no clue what I’m talking about and should get back to making polenta, right?

    Comment by L — January 27, 2008 @ 1:30 pm | Reply

  7. This is now a thread about Project Chanology
    http://www.partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY
    http://digg.com/programming/Scientology_s_secret_documents_hacked_by_i_s_Splongcat

    This is something we can all work together on. Don’t you want a chance to tear down an enemy religion?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 1:51 pm | Reply

  8. Man, I love how no one wants to argue substance with me. You know, when you can’t come up with a meaningful response to a well-thought-out argument, it means the other person wins. Think about that.

    I eagerly await your response.

    Comment by L — January 31, 2008 @ 8:21 am | Reply

  9. Towel Heads? It’s easy to see that it isn’t a towel. It’s more like a sheet. If you want to be accurate, call them Sheet Heads.

    Comment by Anonymous — June 18, 2008 @ 1:15 pm | Reply

  10. I find it amazing that people like this figure out how to breathe on their own. That was one of the most stereotyping, hypocritical and borderline racist rants I’ve punished my brain with since the last time I was forced to watch a clip of o’lielly.

    Comment by Defektiv — June 18, 2008 @ 1:28 pm | Reply


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