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January 24, 2008

Hooray for George Bush!

Filed under: Breaking News,Defending America,President Bush,Taxes — Sisyphus @ 12:19 pm
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President George W. BushWe’re all about to get some money! Even the Communist News Network is celebrating!

American taxpayers would get checks of several hundred dollars from the federal government under a plan to stimulate the economy, sources said Thursday.

Congressional leaders of both parties were talking with their membership to sell the plan, sources said.

Sources on Capitol Hill and at the Treasury Department said congressional and White House negotiators agreed upon checks of $600 per individual and $1,200 per couple who paid income tax and who filed jointly.

People who did not pay federal income taxes but who had earned income of more than $3,000 would get checks of $300 per individual or $600 per couple.

President Bush, and Congressional Republicans, are giving me my free money back, just for being an American patriot. I’ve earned my money, and they want me to have it. Democrats tried to stall the bill, of course, but that’s why they’re Democrats.

To get to the agreement, Democrats dropped calls for increases in food stamps and an extension of unemployment compensation. Republicans agreed to allow people who pay Social Security taxes but not income taxes to get the checks, sources said.

Democrats talk about helping the economy, but when you cut to the chase they’re always Socialist to the core.

Thank God we have sensible policymakers in the White House! Thank God we have enough decent folks in the Congress to back them up when they take steps to save America!

27 Comments »

  1. Waving money in my face is not going to make up for the fact that you are THE WORST president we have ever had, Mr. President. I’m not that gullible, and I plan to donate my check to the Salvation Army.

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — January 24, 2008 @ 1:06 pm | Reply

  2. There is the old economist argument that you tax what you don’t want and subsidize what you want. Kind of put tax and welfare into a unique perspective…

    Comment by Diablo — January 24, 2008 @ 1:34 pm | Reply

  3. We should give rebates to the rich and tax the heck out of the poor. That way people will stop choosing to be poor. It’s a lifestyle choice and it is time to put a stop to it.

    It is good to see the conservatives getting back into action. Clearly with the falling dollar the correct course is for the Government to borrow money. Leave it to the moonbats to want to waste money on social entitlements.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — January 24, 2008 @ 2:16 pm | Reply

  4. Grab those dollars quick – they’re worth less every day!

    Comment by RoyUbu — January 24, 2008 @ 2:44 pm | Reply

  5. “We should give rebates to the rich and tax the heck out of the poor.”

    BJ, you are not being cruel enough. What we must do is reduce all the lazy poor to slaves. They can, for instance, wash Jack Thompson’s glorious feet before he goes off to perfect our culture. With the lazy poor out of the picture, True Americans can go back to hating gays, women’s health, anyone who drives a Ford, and commercials during “24”. I’m looking forward to my tax cuts, however. I can buy a new Hummer to plow over some more homeless people!

    Comment by bobcorker — January 24, 2008 @ 3:42 pm | Reply

  6. It makes me sick to know that democrats are socialist facist do-nothing demonists.

    Really, I think of any of the democrats and I puke on my shoes. I just bend over and hurl chunks and its ALL their fault!

    I think that we should have a very special tax on any person not registered as a republican. Then we could cut capital gains taxes and mansion property taxes. That would make America strong again!

    Did you notice that it only took the damm democratic congress ONE year to ruin the economy?

    Comment by Marty McPain — January 24, 2008 @ 3:49 pm | Reply

  7. I think selling Demoncrats to Islam countries as slaves is an excellent way to kill 2 birds with one stone. The Demoncrats will have no status, and the Muslim communities will be destroyed by rap music, homosexuality, women’s health, spam, and the complete destruction of “24”. We can save our nukes for the Eurocommies.

    Go back to your 21% approval rating Democrat Congress, liberals. You might get some solace with your lower-than-Nixon approval ratings before we sell you to the Middle East.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 24, 2008 @ 3:55 pm | Reply

  8. Bout time they gave money where it counts: to the middle class. Maybe they’re trying to save their dropping aproval rates at the last minute.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 24, 2008 @ 3:58 pm | Reply

  9. Go back under the bridge where you belong, troll.

    Comment by epiclulzguy — January 24, 2008 @ 4:05 pm | Reply

  10. Man, you right-wing b4b regulars are seriously failing at trying to be serious.

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 24, 2008 @ 4:37 pm | Reply

  11. So… let me get this straight…
    The government is trillions of dollars in debt.
    The government has trouble finding the money to support 2 wars, and social programs at home.
    And the government just decided to give back a fairly large chunk of their operating capital?

    I can understand the logic behind some of it. Give money back to spend on domestic products to help boost the economy, but if the money is spent on imports (of which 90% of the commodities in the US are, by the way), then it’s money down the drain putting the US further into debt.

    Riiiiiiiiight.

    Comment by Curiouser and Curiouser — January 24, 2008 @ 5:09 pm | Reply

  12. Just as EpicLulzGuy said, go back under your bridge.

    Comment by The Nobody — January 24, 2008 @ 5:12 pm | Reply

  13. “Man, you right-wing b4b regulars are seriously failing at trying to be serious.”

    Huh? Are you proud of the Democrat Congress’ 21% approval rating, or are you? Man, you have an ego bigger than Chuck Schumer.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 24, 2008 @ 5:19 pm | Reply

  14. “Huh? Are you proud of the Democrat Congress’ 21% approval rating, or are you? Man, you have an ego bigger than Chuck Schumer.”
    Are you proud of President Bush’s 29% approval rating, or are you?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 24, 2008 @ 5:28 pm | Reply

  15. 21 < 29, EB. He may have many faults, but at least he isn’t a Democrat.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 24, 2008 @ 6:05 pm | Reply

  16. The stupidity is running thick in this thread isn’t it?
    We got the bigoted, sadistic little bobby wanting to run people over with his Hummer (that’s the hummer that BJ gives to him every night)

    We got the backwards Robin Hood, Mr. BlowJob, wanting to steal from the poor and give to the rich. Well, bobby is rich, so give him his hummer there BJ.

    And last but not least we got the poor pathetic little Marty puking on himself. If you had a kitten to kill would it make you feel better, Marty?

    And the title “hooray for george bush” got me all excited, I thought maybe he finally killed himself. But then I remembered who the jerks were writing this thing.

    Comment by FadedRose — January 24, 2008 @ 6:08 pm | Reply

  17. “Huh? Are you proud of the Democrat Congress’ 21% approval rating, or are you? Man, you have an ego bigger than Chuck Schumer.”

    No, you just can’t read, gaytard.

    -“BJ, you are not being cruel enough. What we must do is reduce all the lazy poor to slaves. They can, for instance, wash Jack Thompson’s glorious feet before he goes off to perfect our culture. With the lazy poor out of the picture, True Americans can go back to hating gays, women’s health, anyone who drives a Ford, and commercials during “24″.-

    You can’t be a serious right-winger if you hate Ford. Oh, and the mention of Thompson. Thompson only deals with video games.

    Idort.

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 24, 2008 @ 7:13 pm | Reply

  18. “21 < 29, EB. He may have many faults, but at least he isn’t a Democrat.”
    29% approval indicates more than just faults. Having a few faults is a 60% rating. A 29% approval rating in anything is pretty terrible. Not to mention his sinking ratings have lasted muuuuuuuch longer than our Democratic Congress who can’t so much as blink without Bush vetoing it.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 24, 2008 @ 8:12 pm | Reply

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    Comment by The Nobody — January 24, 2008 @ 8:48 pm | Reply

  20. The Nobody is my hero for posting that song.

    [Ed Note: Interesting that you “two” people have the same IP address. What a loser…praising himself. What a gimboid.]

    Comment by Epic Fail Guy — January 24, 2008 @ 8:56 pm | Reply

  21. You’ve turned blogging on the net
    Into christian sedation
    And don’t write the facts, but use your imagination

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    Comment by Psycheout — January 24, 2008 @ 9:49 pm | Reply

  22. I like the song, what was the original?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 24, 2008 @ 10:04 pm | Reply

  23. @ Elephant Bones
    Original:http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/deadkennedys/mtvgetofftheair.html

    @ Psychout, Sisyphus, Marty McPain, BJ Tabor, Bob Corker and everyone else defending this site

    S A M E F A G

    Comment by The Nobody — January 24, 2008 @ 10:43 pm | Reply

  24. There should be more dead Kennedys. Perhaps we should kill the poor while we’re at it. Room for one more.

    Comment by Psycheout — January 24, 2008 @ 10:56 pm | Reply

  25. The Kennedys are a family of wealthy Irish drunks. Why does America have to keep hearing about these deadbeats when most of us live just up the road from an O’Malley family or a McManus family or an O’Leary family that can provide us with the same entertaining antics for free?

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 25, 2008 @ 10:19 am | Reply

  26. “The Kennedys are a family of wealthy Irish drunks.”

    And the Bushes are a family of worthless New Jersey oil tycoons. Your point?

    It’s a pity that all those tax refunds are going to the rich, who have plenty of money already and don’t need more, instead of the middle class, who are barely holding on to their class status. This solution isn’t going to do diddly for the economy, because it will result in more poor people. Poor people cannot spend money because they lack the money to spend.

    Comment by L — January 27, 2008 @ 1:41 pm | Reply

  27. This is now a thread about Project Chanology
    http://www.partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY
    http://digg.com/programming/Scientology_s_secret_documents_hacked_by_i_s_Splongcat

    This is something we can all work together on. Don’t you want a chance to tear down an enemy religion?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 1:52 pm | Reply


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