I’m sadly afraid that we’re not reaching some of you young folk. So thanks to nobody for the inspiration, here’s the B4B rap. Let me know if you’d like it on a t-shirt.
B4B is the place to be
If you’re a dirty lovin’ hippie
you’d be huggin’ a tree.You left wing losers should just take a hike
instead of voting Hil’ry you should vote for Mike.Sisyphus is the great grandmaster
Turnin’ you libs into arbalaster.Sam Brown’s jiggy like yesterday’s lunch
you use a bad word and he gives you a crunch.Why don’t you libtards just darn grow up?
The comments you leave make us all throw up.Maybe if you learned how to use your brain
you wouldn’t be stomped hard by Marty McPain.BJ Tabor can rock the house
People try to diss him but he’s got ya’ nowse.Elephant Bones, got nuttin to say.
Ask all his friends, they’ll tell you he’s gay.Arn really likes them jazz cigarettes
But when he writes comments it’s like tourettes.Lyssie B.’s ev’ryone’s favorite girl.
Give her a rock, she’ll say it’s a pearl.Spacebrother is a Ron Paul freak,
Meet him in life and you’ll find him a geek.Big Bob Corker can debate like a man
When he’s done, and you’re beat, empty out your brain pan.Relee is our favorite dude.
He’s really got one mean lovin’ attitude.Faithmouse is a superior strip,
And I’m not sayin’ that ’cause Dan sent us a tip!Break it down!
(breakbeat drum solo)
Whir it up!
Psycheout’s here right on the mike,
He’s got nothin’ to hate, ev’rything to like.B4B rap time is done
If you don’t like it, I’m sorry, son.Yo. Work it out.
Are we hip now? Is this thing on?
— Grandmaster Psycheout
Blogs 4 Brownback 
You fail it.
Comment by The Nobody — January 24, 2008 @ 10:32 pm |
Also, go to bed. It’s past your bedtime.
Comment by The Nobody — January 24, 2008 @ 10:32 pm |
lol, internet
Comment by Internet — January 24, 2008 @ 10:37 pm |
Facepalm.jpg
Comment by Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise — January 24, 2008 @ 10:38 pm |
Jealous much, nobody?
Comment by Psycheout — January 24, 2008 @ 10:40 pm |
I’m jealous, where’s my stanza?
Also, work on your rhyming couplets.
lyrics that suck
“jiggy like yesterday’s lunch” if my lunch is jiggy, i’m not going to touch it. If you were trying to suggest that you induce vomiting, you’re right on cue.
“Turnin’ you libs into arbalaster” What in the name of FSM is arbalaster?
“People try to diss him but he’s got ya’ nowse.” That was just terrible; you can find better words that actually rhyme.
“When he’s done, and you’re beat, empty out your brain pan.” Too many syllables
“He’s got nothin’ to hate, ev’rything to like.” lol wut.
Gotta, admit, it was worth a few laughs, can’t wait for your next draft.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 24, 2008 @ 11:13 pm |
It’s all in the delivery.
Fixed. I also added in Lyssie B. and Relee. I may add more. Just donate a couple of bucks to the cause if you want to be part of the B4B Rap.
Comment by Psycheout — January 24, 2008 @ 11:55 pm |
Thanks, don’t forget to show Diablo some love!
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 25, 2008 @ 12:51 am |
Also, I’ll donate if you make me a mod
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 25, 2008 @ 12:51 am |
W3RD, but FACEPALM.
Creative, but a little cheesy . . . . jk jk jk jk jk jk jk just kidding!!!
Guys, listen. Something urgent has come up. Scientology released a video a few days ago on YOutube, trying to indoctrinate people and steal their souls.
We need you to do some sort of investigation (B4B’s are typically epic win).
This is the dangerous cult‘s website. Go there and email them, telling them that you are praying for them (and please, do pray for them). They will eventually have melted hearts for the Gospel.
This is urgent. People’s souls are at stake here.
Comment by CassiusVerbank — January 25, 2008 @ 5:32 am |
Sorry, the dangerous cult‘s website is here.
PLease do this.
Comment by CassiusVerbank — January 25, 2008 @ 5:33 am |
Sorry; didn’t realise links didn’t work on WordPress.
http://www.scientology.org = dangerous cult site.
Comment by CassiusVerbank — January 25, 2008 @ 5:36 am |
Phsycheout, you need help. Your songwriting skills are non-existent.
Brown Biased Bitch only edits those he doesn’t like. I know where the F-word gets used over and over like about 15 lines of nothing but the f-word but no comment or editing. But let me or a couple others say poop and you go off the deep end.
Big Bob Cockrot has never beaten anyone, he’s been beaten in every thread. Now that he has been proven a bigoted sadistic lying bastard by his own words you shouldn’t praise him so much.
Getting stomped by Marty is just one of those things that can never happen, he’s too much of a wimp to even stomp his own foot.He hides in his closet yelling kill kill kill. Oh yeah,
you and Sisy spend a lot of time in the closet too, so I can see where you’d like the demented little McPain.
BJ Tabor doesn’t rock anything, except maybe his hand in his lap. Oh and of course he rocks bobby’s world with the BJs he gives him.
I’m a friend of EB’s and he’s not gay. He has more to say than you do, well, maybe not more words, but his words make more sense.
Spacebro is a musician, not a geek. If ya wanna see a geek just go to the mirror.
Our comments ake you throw up,, good, join Marty, he puked all over himself yesterday, but BJ was right there to lick it all off of him.
Faithmouse is an inferior quip.
OK, I do like my jazz cigarettes (we call them joints) and I’m going out to California for a visit soon, so I’ll drop by your place and give you some tourettes in your face.
Lyssie is everyone’s favorite. What do ya know, in this whole line of claptrap you actually got one thing right. Lyssie is ok by me, the only b4b member with a brain.
Sisy is the grandmaster, but you signed it as the grandmaster, nice, you’re so close you’re like one and the same. Must be a small closet you two are in.
Can’t say anything about Relee, I can’t think of a thing he’s said, so it must not of had much impact.
And overall, the song sucks, even if it were true (which it isn’t of course) it would still suck. Go back to writing your usual claptrap, you suck as a lyricist.
Comment by Freakydeaky — January 25, 2008 @ 6:29 am |
OOOPs, that last comment was me, Kimmy was on here and I didn’t know it. (yes, freaky is my daughter.)
Comment by Arn — January 25, 2008 @ 6:30 am |
And for Bobcock, yes, you were right that Faded and I are somehow connected too. She’s my doctor and respiratory therapist (I have recurring tracheal chondroma) and she lives here too. Just ask psyche, I’m sure he’s noticed by now that our ip adresses are the same.
Comment by Arn — January 25, 2008 @ 7:09 am |
“I have recurring tracheal chondroma”
Before they blame it on weed, here’s an explanation:
Primary tracheal chondroma is a rare benign disease, originating from the hyalineous cartilaginous rings of the trachea. These rare tracheal tumours have been distributed evenly among the upper, middle and lower thirds of the trachea. In reported cases, age ranged 50–70 yrs and all patients were male. No definite causes have been related to the development of these tumours.
Source
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 25, 2008 @ 9:21 am |
Thanks EB, I was actually expecting someone to blame it on weed. But you kinda gave my age away too,,,lol
Comment by Arn — January 25, 2008 @ 9:33 am |
“Just donate a couple of bucks to the cause if you want to be part of the B4B Rap.”
I feel honored, I didn’t have to donate anything 😀
Comment by Arn — January 25, 2008 @ 10:00 am |
This song ranks only just below the Star-Spangled Banner as a heroic tribute to America’s finest and best.
Comment by Marty McPain — January 25, 2008 @ 10:38 am |
“Thanks EB, I was actually expecting someone to blame it on weed. But you kinda gave my age away too, lol”
Eh, you’ve made it clear you outrank all of us in age. You got a grandson, you fought in ‘Nam. Almost makes me want to call you Gramps =P.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 25, 2008 @ 12:14 pm |
“This song ranks only just below the Star-Spangled Banner as a heroic tribute to America’s finest and best.”
You’re just saying that because you’re in it.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 25, 2008 @ 12:14 pm |
Hey! Why wasn’t I in this thing??
Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — January 25, 2008 @ 12:21 pm |
You really wanna impress the young?
Sell drugs.
Comment by Tyrenol — January 25, 2008 @ 12:25 pm |
This is much better than the Nobody’s non-rhyming, irrelevent rap. Thanks for the compliment, Psycheout!
However, I must respectfully disagree with one thing:
“Spacebrother is a Ron Paul freak,
Meet him in life and you’ll find him a geek.”
Spacebrother would hardly be a geek. He is much more likely to be a desktop computer for the AFL-CIO, since some of his comments (for example, the one where he says that Mike Huckabee is in the KKK and is pro open borders… see the contradiction yet, Schumers?) are just plain retarded and done without research. I have no idea why a computer would benefit from taxing Americans, but whatever.
IMO the second line of BJ Tabor’s mention should be changed to “When liberals see him, they flee like a mouse”, but BJ Tabor should probably change it himself.
It took you long enough to admit that you have lots of backup, Arn. You probably peer review both FadedRose’s and freaky’s comments. Well, since you all admit you’re from an impoverished area in Pennsylvania, keep enjoying your welfare check (FadedRose) and Social Security checks (Arn) and surfing the internet! Oh, and make sure that you make a visit to New Life Church in Colorado Springs, even if you won’t convert.
“Hey! Why wasn’t I in this thing??”
Face it, nobody likes you.
Anyways, I think I am done responding to liberals on this board (I’ll respond to the lucky ones on mine), at best giving them links to someone that can carry out the fight for me, since I have to spend more time with my family. Liberals, just know that true happiness CAN be acheived through Jesus Christ, we’d rather not have someone else fly a plane into our buildings, and we also don’t want our economy disrupted by your welfare needs. Good luck.
Comment by bobcorker — January 25, 2008 @ 3:16 pm |
Oh people here let’s face the truth
Your cheap skills can’t impress the youth
It’s downright crap
This thing you call rap
While you rape rap like a wigger
So buzz off you wannabe nigger!!!
Trigger happy hillbilly scum
You are too silly to see that you’re dumb
You are plain pityful
And talentless too
Go back to your mother
Cry your heart out, boo boo.
That’s a little present from MoxoM. He’s kicking back in Bangcock (oops, I mean Bangkok) for awhile and doesn’t have computer access at the moment.
Comment by Arn — January 25, 2008 @ 3:21 pm |
“I’ll respond to the lucky ones on mine”
read: all 4 people who comment
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 25, 2008 @ 5:56 pm |
“OOOPs, that last comment was me, Kimmy was on here and I didn’t know it. (yes, freaky is my daughter.)”
Your daughter has more dignity in a bar than you have in a salon, Arn.
Comment by bobcorker — January 25, 2008 @ 6:35 pm |
“Your daughter has more dignity in a bar than you have in a salon, Arn.”
Was that supposed to make sense?
Comment by Arn — January 25, 2008 @ 7:45 pm |
“Was that supposed to make sense?”
Translation: Your daughter is smarter at 13 than you were at 30.
Comment by bobcorker — January 25, 2008 @ 10:10 pm |
Nigga please, y’all didn’t even mention I, Lord Dio.
Comment by Dio Brando — January 25, 2008 @ 10:12 pm |
Sup, biznitches??! It’s the S-Dog all up in dis mudda[love]a!!
Comment by Satan — January 26, 2008 @ 12:54 am |
Translation: Your daughter is smarter at 13 than you were at 30.
Comment by bobcorker — January 25, 2008 @ 10:10
And she was smarter at 2 than you will ever be.
Comment by Arn — January 26, 2008 @ 7:14 am |
Nice one, Arn
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 26, 2008 @ 12:00 pm |
So, Arn, if your daughter’s so smart, why can’t she write a proper sentence at age 13? I thought kids learned this at, oh, 6? The point was that you bring sin not only upon yourself, but also the innocent.
Comment by Bob_Corker — January 26, 2008 @ 12:27 pm |
The point was that you bring sin not only upon yourself, but also the innocent.
Comment by Bob_Corker — January 26, 2008 @ 12:27
She’s a better writer than you are, and just what the hell was that point again? I never saw you make that point, as if any point made by a lying bigoted woman hater would be a point at all.
Comment by Arn — January 26, 2008 @ 12:35 pm |
“She’s a better writer than you are, and just what the hell was that point again? I never saw you make that point, as if any point made by a lying bigoted woman hater would be a point at all.”
1. I saw lots and lots of grammar and spelling errors in her posts.
2. For all I know, she could be a sockpuppet. She would have stated “Arn is my dad” earlier, but when I first met her, she tried to sound like a random web-searcher. And, very suddenly, it takes you to admit she’s your daughter. She also does the stupid comma thing, which curiously enough, comes only from a certain small town in Pennsylvania.
3. Even if she isn’t a sock puppet, she often brings me up completely out of the blue. A 3rd grader can stay on topic in an essay better than her, if she’s real.
4. She has more dignity than you, because she didn’t choose the liberal lifestyle, but was forced into it. That’s the point, Mr. Genius.
5. I don’t hate women, I hate feminazis. There’s quite a difference between the two, and I don’t think you’ll be able to find it.
Comment by Bob_Corker — January 26, 2008 @ 1:04 pm |
That’s because when you first met her I didn’t know who she was, she posted some time ago as neomoonqueen (after her ten oclock deadline for schoolnights) and I knew it was her right away (that’s part of her screen name} and I made her get off the computer and go to bed. Later she changed her name here to freakydeaky so I wouldn’t recognize it. I didn’t know it was her till she made the comment on “Drown the ingrates” about my trip down south to help my folks out after Katrina.
And you really expect a 13 year old to do better than all of the adults on this site? Her spelling and grammer stands up quite well to everyone else who posts here and better than most, including yours. You don’t need to argue that point, everyone who reads these things could tell you who writes better. *(of course your people would lie like they do about every thing else.
Incidently, you wouldn’t want to go back to the dead daddy essay and try to lie your way out of all those bigoted remarks Faded posted that you made would you? Once a liar always a liar, once a bigot always a bigot.
So don’t even expect me to take anything you say seriously, you can’t be believed.
Comment by Arn — January 26, 2008 @ 4:28 pm |
“I don’t hate women, I hate feminazis.”
Correction: You hate women that won’t let you control every aspect of their life. You’ve said quite a lot of things throughout your time here that suggests that you view women the same way Islamic Extremists view women. You really hate America, don’t you?
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 26, 2008 @ 4:57 pm |
Bobby Shnorker is just a bit pissed off cause he got outdiscussed by a thirteen year old girl…..how pathetic…..
Comment by Jim — January 26, 2008 @ 5:50 pm |
“Correction: You hate women that won’t let you control every aspect of their life. You’ve said quite a lot of things throughout your time here that suggests that you view women the same way Islamic Extremists view women. You really hate America, don’t you?”
Well, considering you and Arn (since he sockpuppets, he is not worth responding to) are too stupid to see a right wing, biblical, correct viewpoint, lets look at a Leftist, atheist, slightly less correct viewpoint:
Those who argue that “socialization” must somehow explain sex roles find themselves unable to explain why socialization always proceeds in a uniform direction, when according to their assumptions it ought to proceed randomly, resulting in a patchwork of matriarchies. interspersed with patriarchies. Why does every society, without exception, socialize men for leadership, and women for domestic tasks? Why not the reverse? (from “Feminism: the Noble Lie)
So, make up your mind, Feminazis. Are women victims, or are they ‘strong, independent’ thinkers? The mainline Darwinists also poop all over your pathetic Marxist ideas. Chimp society was male dominated. Name me a society, other than insects, arachnids, or ‘bugs’, that are female dominated. You can’t, because the male takes up leadership, and is thus ‘superior’. Women are naturally dominated. Trying to completely reverse the roles goes beyond anarchy and communism in terms of destruction of society, and instead would reform every last aspect of our lives.
Women are superior to men in terms of caring for children. That is why they should be obligated to stay at home to care for them, unless it is absolutely imperative that they work. On the other hand, women, when given control in dealing with external, hostile forces, fall flat on their faces to men. There are more male CEOs than female CEOs, and do you really think this is coincidental? Men were revealed technology by God, men lead nations, men advance society.
The facts are simple: women ought to be in the home to best care for society. There are greedy ones that think they are above the evident social construct set by the LORD, and for that, they are destroying the rest of us, intended or not.
That is why I hate Feminazis. Your rebuttal? Find a conservative pro-feminist POV… if you can.
Comment by Bob_Corker — January 26, 2008 @ 6:16 pm |
BTW I’m sick of women grabbing a free ‘credit’ in Women’s Studies. Our public education REALLY needs to be reformed, or just dropped.
Comment by Bob_Corker — January 26, 2008 @ 6:18 pm |
“There are more male CEOs than female CEOs, and do you really think this is coincidental?”
Because women are still playing catch-up in the business world. Look at the data, and you’ll see that the number of women in leadership positions in on the rise, and climbing fast.
“That is why I hate Feminazis.”
I don’t like feminazis either, for the same reason I don’t like you or Sisyphus or Psycheout: feminazis ignore facts, make abstract observations about data, and make things up when needed.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 26, 2008 @ 7:53 pm |
“Because women are still playing catch-up in the business world. Look at the data, and you’ll see that the number of women in leadership positions in on the rise, and climbing fast.”
Many of those seem to have slipping stocks. I hardly see a Radio Shack or Ebay advertisement today.
“I don’t like feminazis either, for the same reason I don’t like you or Sisyphus or Psycheout: feminazis ignore facts, make abstract observations about data, and make things up when needed.”
I see nothing in common with feminazis other than our hatred for pornography. But you concede the point; women were, indeed, meant to be dominated.
Comment by Bob_Corker — January 26, 2008 @ 8:08 pm |
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Blogs4brownback
Comment by Anonymous — January 26, 2008 @ 8:27 pm |
“I see nothing in common with feminazis other than our hatred for pornography. But you concede the point; women were, indeed, meant to be dominated.”
Comment by Bob_Corker
Only in the bedroom. By their spouses. And my future husband better tie those ropes really tight or I might pretend to escape. 😉
Comment by L — January 27, 2008 @ 1:38 pm |
Hey, L, doing anything tonight? 😉
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 1:48 pm |
This is now a thread about Project Chanology
http://www.partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY
http://digg.com/programming/Scientology_s_secret_documents_hacked_by_i_s_Splongcat
This is something we can all work together on. Don’t you want a chance to tear down an enemy religion?
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 1:49 pm |
EB, I’m not that desperate for physical affection, although I am very flattered by your offer.
And for the record, the idea of being dominated in the bedroom may excite me, but any and all other forms of submission disgust me to no end. Marriage is supposed to be a partnership, not slavery, and I intend to marry a young man who understands that.
Comment by L — January 27, 2008 @ 7:37 pm |
L: Just the fact that you want to marry a “young” man puts me way out in left field, lol. And the last thing I dominated was a biscuit.
“Many of those seem to have slipping stocks. I hardly see a Radio Shack or Ebay advertisement today.”
Look closer Bob, everyone’s stocks are falling. Any guesses on who might be behind that”
Comment by Arn — January 28, 2008 @ 5:22 am |
Hahahaha, I was being facetious, L. I have a girlfriend.
“Any guesses on who might be behind that”
I’ll answer that for him. It’s the Bush administration
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 28, 2008 @ 9:17 am |
I must have made an impression. I have’nt been around these parts in a month and you’re writing song lyrics about me. You missed me did’nt you?
“Spacebrother is a Ron Paul freak,
Meet him in life and you’ll find him a geek.”
Slim Shady Psycheout will wish Ron Paul, who is beating Guiliani and Huckabee, was the nominee come November.
Comment by spacebrother — January 28, 2008 @ 11:16 am |
“She has more dignity than you, because she didn’t choose the liberal lifestyle, but was forced into it. That’s the point, Mr. Genius.”
Unlike you bob, I don’t force her into anything. She is free to live the kind of life she wants. You are the one that feels you should beat your women and children into living your way. And I am not a liberal, so why would I try to force anyone into a liberal lifestyle?
By the way, Mr ED NOTE: I see you still haven’t edited corkers little remark calling Faded a cunt, so does that mean your friends can do it but the other commenters can’t?
Comment by Arn — January 29, 2008 @ 6:15 am |
“And I am not a liberal, so why would I try to force anyone into a liberal lifestyle”
You’re admitting you are a parody? Well, if you aren’t a parody, then you are either a stupid anarchist, which means that we all get to take turns laughing at you, or, yes, a LIBERAL. Liberals are the ones that favor mass fornication, ripping fetuses out of wombs, allowing criminals to run free, creating a government-run economy, and surrendering our guns and freedom to the UN. You seem to agree with all of these, or at least be closeted about these subjects.
The rest of your comment is just too much nonsense to even bother to reply to.
Comment by bobcorker — January 29, 2008 @ 2:53 pm |
You’re admitting you are a parody?
Comment by KKKing KKKorKKKer
(Look who’s talking Bob, you are a parody on life yourself…..you are smart enough to lose a conversation to a 13 year old girl, hide behind a stupid machinegun banner and most of all are more chicken than a KFC snack.
If the world would take you serious you would probably be fodder for every shrink on the planet)
Comment by Jim — January 30, 2008 @ 6:24 am |
(conclusion:
Once you masturbate with a handgrenade…..you might reach Bobcock’s altered state.
The smell of man made hell is what you try to sell, well
You are a big talker, but still an empty shell.
A sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
I hope your dreams won’t haunt you at night
Oh Bobby boy, full of joy, you are Satan’s ass-toy
Comment by Jim — January 30, 2008 @ 6:29 am |
Better B4B theme song, one that more accurately describes the blog’s agenda:
Soon we will dominate you
Soon we’ll assimilate you
We shall annihilate you
We shall obliterate you
Help me–I contradict my archives!
Help me–the world has gone to [expletive deleted]
Help me–I don’t like our society
Help me make the world like myself
I want to destroy all you animals
Since I can’t win you all to my side
Stop posting comments, filty animals!
Although our paradigm’s flawed
We’ll bring you closer to God!
You don’t know how hard my job is
Of Doing Satan’s work in God’s name!
You can’t handle my twisted faith!
You don’t like my blasphemy!
(Help me) They’re using their reason
(Help me) To put us all down
(Help me) We’re praying to Brownback
Help us run ’em all out of town!
I want to destroy all you animals
Since I can’t win you all to my side
Stop posting comments, filty animals!
Although our paradigm’s flawed
We’ll bring you closer to God!
No thanks are necessary. Sisy and Psyche get bonus points if they can identify the song this new, better theme was based off of. No giving hints, now, people!
Comment by L — January 31, 2008 @ 8:35 am |