Blogs 4 Brownback

January 22, 2008

Adios, Fred

Grandpa FredFred Thompson’s campaign has gone the way of Goliath:

Republican Fred Thompson, the actor-politician who attracted more attention as a potential presidential candidate than as a real one, quit the race for the White House on Tuesday after a string of poor finishes in early primary and caucus states.

“Today, I have withdrawn my candidacy for president of the United States. I hope that my country and my party have benefited from our having made this effort,” the former Tennessee senator said in a brief statement.

Thompson’s fate was sealed last Saturday in the South Carolina primary, when he finished third in a state that he had said he needed to win.

One less contender for the GOP. One less RINO in the way of the Huckabee/Brownback Presidency.

And as an added benefit, I never have to hear another word about that shameless harlot, Jeri Thompson. Her sluttish strumpetry threatened to derail our nation itself. God has mercifully placed her out of the public concern henceforth.

22 Comments »

  1. I have to admit that I am sorry to see Drop Dead Fred leave the race so soon. Now his stupid “Law and Order” show will be back on the air. Ha…Watch as his poll numbers go back up with repeats. I guess without writers and multiple takes, Freddie had no real personality. Oh well….

    Comment by Diablo — January 22, 2008 @ 4:35 pm | Reply

  2. Jeri Thompson is the reason why we don’t have breast-strapping laws already in effect. The majority of male Americans are hypnotized by those milk jugs of hers, and they are drawing decent women into envy.

    As for Fred!, he has to come back to my state😦 Now our IQ will drop by 652 percent, thanks to him.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 22, 2008 @ 4:47 pm | Reply

  3. “The majority of male Americans are hypnotized by those milk jugs of hers, and they are drawing decent women into envy.”
    Sure doesn’t happen to me. Maybe you hang around with the wrong people.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 22, 2008 @ 5:00 pm | Reply

  4. “Sure doesn’t happen to me. Maybe you hang around with the wrong people”

    You don’t see her every day like the people in my state do.

    Comment by bobcorker — January 22, 2008 @ 5:01 pm | Reply

  5. “Jeri Thompson is the reason why we don’t have breast-strapping laws already in effect. The majority of male Americans are hypnotized by those milk jugs of hers, and they are drawing decent women into envy.”

    I know. She truly knows no shame- the very epitome of sluttiness.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 22, 2008 @ 5:19 pm | Reply

  6. Another republican drops out, this makes me smile😀

    Comment by FadedRose — January 22, 2008 @ 5:59 pm | Reply

  7. “Her sluttish strumpetry threatened to derail our nation itself. ”

    YES INDEED. Those pendulous breasts were the very pitchfork of the devil! I can’t imagine the debauchery that would ensue if this harlot caterwault ensconced herself in the oval office.

    I still think we need to apply various clamps and binding devices to her to keep America safe.

    Comment by Marty McPain — January 22, 2008 @ 7:48 pm | Reply

  8. Amen, Marty. Amen. So be it with every harlot, evildoer, terrorist, and demon in our midst.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 22, 2008 @ 8:08 pm | Reply

  9. “You don’t see her every day like the people in my state do.”
    I’m sure you see her everyday, Bob. How’re those penguins, by the way?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 22, 2008 @ 8:31 pm | Reply

  10. Another deviant bites the dust. I can’t wait until President Brownback begins shooting these loons in the head. It’s better for our children to live in a society without sin.

    Comment by Marcia P. — January 23, 2008 @ 10:31 am | Reply

  11. “It’s better for our children to live in a society without sin.”
    Then kill yourself.

    Comment by Mitch Henderson — January 23, 2008 @ 12:12 pm | Reply

  12. “Another deviant bites the dust. I can’t wait until President Brownback begins shooting these loons in the head. It’s better for our children to live in a society without sin.”

    -Murder is a sin
    -Humans are by biblical definition sin to begin with, having descended from Original Sin.

    YOU’VE CREATED A LOGIC PARADOX! You can’t go changing the Bible, Marcia! FISSION MAILED, FISSION MAILED! I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 23, 2008 @ 2:24 pm | Reply

  13. ^What he said. Can’t weasel your way out of that one.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 23, 2008 @ 3:15 pm | Reply

  14. its hard to believe fred will be able to sit by listlessly and passively, watching the 08 campaign continue without him. How can a frenzied ball of energetic political fury merely sit by restraining his passioned pursuit of the nomination?

    this is after all a man who serially announced he was thinkin’ about runnin’ 72 different times over the course of 9 months. is this the sort of man who could sit home dribbling strained carrots onto his adult bib while democracy falterd?

    maybe he could just announce a 73 time that hes thinkin bout runnin’ and pretend like he never really announced, like he did the first 72 times, then he gets another do over.

    Comment by olericon — January 23, 2008 @ 9:37 pm | Reply

  15. ROAD ROLLER DA! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 24, 2008 @ 1:25 am | Reply

  16. “I can’t wait until President Brownback begins shooting these loons in the head.”

    Gee, peepee, you’re getting as bad as marty and bobby with the kill thing. And as delusional as Diablo with thinking there is a president brownback. You poor disgusting little witch you.

    Comment by Arn — January 24, 2008 @ 5:48 am | Reply

  17. I still think we need to apply various clamps and binding devices to her to keep America safe.

    Comment by Marty McPain — January 22, 2008 @ 7:48 pm

    You are really into the bondage porn thing aren’t you, Marty? I’d love to see you try any of that on me, I’d twist your little body into a pretzel and deep fry it.

    Comment by FadedRose — January 24, 2008 @ 6:45 am | Reply

  18. What a odd mind you have! I was talking about police-type restraints. What are you talking about? why do you bring up that disgusting “porn” stuff and why do you want someone to do it to you?

    I think you should pray to Jesus for help.

    Comment by Marty McPain — January 24, 2008 @ 8:11 am | Reply

  19. My my Marty, you are a laughable little twit.

    Comment by FadedRose — January 24, 2008 @ 9:20 am | Reply

  20. Awesome! Only six more to go before the Republicans are out of the White House altogether!

    Comment by Regal Beagle — January 26, 2008 @ 3:02 am | Reply

  21. This is now a thread about Project Chanology
    http://www.partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY
    http://digg.com/programming/Scientology_s_secret_documents_hacked_by_i_s_Splongcat

    This is something we can all work together on. Don’t you want a chance to tear down an enemy religion?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 27, 2008 @ 1:54 pm | Reply

  22. I still don’t get why the B4B crowd is complaining so much about sinners.

    I mean, if no one who sins can get into heaven, it must be awfully lonely up there with only Jesus and the BVM…

    Comment by L — January 31, 2008 @ 8:47 am | Reply


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