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January 15, 2008

Demonwatch: Madonna

I feel the time is ripe to discuss the deviant and anti-Christian practices of the harlot known as the artist known as Madonna. Her real name is Mrs. Ritchie, but no one will know whom you’re talking about if you refer to her that way. “The Harlot” will likely earn you some topic recognition, though.

This degenerate video is fairly innocent, for Mrs. Ritchie’s typical fare. The worst is her film “Body of Evidence,” in which the harlot displays flagrant nudity; also, the unspeakably depraved “Justify My Love,” a video which single-handedly created hundreds of sexually-confused Sodomites when MTV foolishly aired it in 1992. Hermaphrodism, bestiality, sado-masochism, and fornication are typical day’s work for this unspeakably, insufferably deranged strumpet.

This woman’s antics have long grated against the American Christian conscience. The fact that she’s chosen to call herself “Madonna” only adds blasphemy to her long list of iniquities.

Luckily for “Madonna”, she lives in Europe now. Her fellow Atheist moonbats will shield her from retribution after the Christian victory in 2008, but not for long. God will not suffer His authority to be flaunted forever, and one who sullies the name of the Virgin Mary by associating it with prostitution is begging Heaven to destroy them.

I pray that Britain will relinquish “Madonna” (Mrs. Ritchie)to the proper authorities when the time is ripe. Failure to do so could justify stern countermeasures, up to and including the use of military force to take this woman by force to her native land for criminal prosecution. Crimes against Christianity are not to be tolerated, even if the abettors seek sanctuary amongst our friends and allies.

33 Comments »

  1. Sisyphus 2 I pray that Britain will relinquish “Madonna” (Mrs. Ritchie)to the proper authorities when the time is ripe.

    This is Godly though Sisyphus and I will add this to my daily prayer regime. Clearly it is time for Mrs Ritchie to own up to her crimes, why just look at the legion of harlot singers she as inspired. I am sure Jesus is His love will inspire the proper authorities to do the correct thing with her. Only when they put the needle in “Madonna’s” arm for a lethal injection will her soul have any chance of gaining forgiveness from The Lord.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — January 15, 2008 @ 3:52 pm | Reply

  2. Amen, BJ. Amen.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 15, 2008 @ 4:01 pm | Reply

  3. She’s a human being, not a demon, but coming from Sisy, that’s understandable, since he thinks everything is either a demon or possesssed by demons,,, what a twisted demented thing you are Sisy. And her name is Madonna Louise Ciccone, not Mrs Ritchie. No one’s real name is Mrs. anything, your real name is the one you are born with.

    Comment by Arn — January 15, 2008 @ 6:16 pm | Reply

  4. It took you this long to blog about a video from 1984? I know you’re stuck in the Dark Ages, but seriously…
    Also, SURGEONS!

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 15, 2008 @ 6:26 pm | Reply

  5. wierd, link’s all messed up. lemme try that again
    SURGEONS!

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 15, 2008 @ 6:33 pm | Reply

  6. Maybe next decade, you’ll realize she’s Kabbalistic(read: Original Judaism)!

    Also, what the hell, do you just randomly rant on [poo] older than my [bottom] hairs?

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 15, 2008 @ 6:57 pm | Reply

  7. I don’t care about what she sings about. Her muic still sucks but hey, if people are entertained by it, then more power to them and her. If religious fanatics don’t like it, listen to something else. Simple solution.

    Comment by SisyphusLikesPsycheoutsKitty — January 15, 2008 @ 6:58 pm | Reply

  8. Seriously, old news is OLD. What next, an entry against neon signs and the color yellow? How we’re threatened by the advent of the vacuum tube? HORSELESS CARRIAGE?

    Comment by Dio Brando — January 16, 2008 @ 12:44 am | Reply

  9. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF THIS NEW DEVICE THAT EVIL SCIENCE HAS CREATED? IT’S CALLED THE WHEEL. THESE GODLESS DEVIL WORSHIPING ISLAMOSECULARISTS ARE GOING TO USE THIS TO TRAVEL FARTHER THAN GOOD CHRISTIAN PEOPLE, IN ORDER TO CORRUPT HEATHENS THAT NEED OUR GOD.
    yes, caps lock is cruise control for cool.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 16, 2008 @ 2:00 am | Reply

  10. Orignal Post.
    “Failure to do so could justify stern countermeasures, up to and including the use of military force”

    Could justify, In some people’s minds, prehaps.

    But over all, failure to do so probaly wont. Why do you waste your time attacking all these people? Do you have a ‘hate list’ of people that you wish to have killed or something?

    ‘Hate lists’ sound very… unhealthy.

    Post 9.
    Arrgh! CAPS LOCK! So difficult to read quickly [read: impossible] my eyes are bleeding!

    Comment by Austin — January 16, 2008 @ 4:42 am | Reply

  11. “She’s a human being, not a demon,”

    Coming from you, that’s a laugh.

    “but coming from Sisy, that’s understandable, since he thinks everything is either a demon or possesssed by demons,,, what a twisted demented thing you are Sisy.”

    No. I speak the Truth, not lies like your father Satan taught you.

    “And her name is Madonna Louise Ciccone, not Mrs Ritchie. No one’s real name is Mrs. anything, your real name is the one you are born with.”

    Spoken like a true moonbat. We already knew you people didn’t believe in marital sacraments. No need to rub our noses in your filth.

    “But over all, failure to do so probaly wont. Why do you waste your time attacking all these people? Do you have a ‘hate list’ of people that you wish to have killed or something?”

    Mrs. Ritchie has to answer for her crimes. Hiding amongst our British allies will not save her. That’s all I’m trying to say, here.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 16, 2008 @ 8:31 am | Reply

  12. Sisy, you are a laughable little troll, But don’t call my father Satan, his name is Mr. Lewis to you, and Dad to me, but he is Satan to no one. Got that, Mister?

    Comment by Arn — January 16, 2008 @ 9:11 am | Reply

  13. “No. I speak the Truth, not lies like your father Satan taught you.”
    Didn’t we agree to leave family out of these arguments? Surely someone who considers himself intelligent can debate without such low blows.
    “We already knew you people didn’t believe in marital sacraments.”
    Her ‘real’ name is Madonna Louise Ciccone Ritchie, not Mrs. Ritchie. When you’re asked for you legal name, you don’t add a prefix to it unless you’re a doctor. Marital sacraments or not, you did it wrong.
    “Failure to do so could justify stern countermeasures, up to and including the use of military force to take this woman by force to her native land for criminal prosecution. Crimes against Christianity are not to be tolerated, even if the abettors seek sanctuary amongst our friends and allies.”
    Can you name a single crime she’s guilty of that she could actually be prosecuted for? I thought not.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 16, 2008 @ 9:30 am | Reply

  14. Are you lot honestly saying that you wouldn’t want to pierce Mrs Ritchie’s fundament with you spears of destiny ? I hear she’s got fantastic muscle control…………

    Comment by Albert Steptoe — January 16, 2008 @ 9:30 am | Reply

  15. Old or not it is high time for Madonna to pay the price for her crimes. Do you think something like Brittery Speers and Pink should go unpunished? No! Simple justice demands an accounting.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — January 16, 2008 @ 10:27 am | Reply

  16. “Sisy, you are a laughable little troll, But don’t call my father Satan, his name is Mr. Lewis to you, and Dad to me, but he is Satan to no one. Got that, Mister?”

    I’m referring to your spiritual father, idiot. Your “Father”, in lieu of God, is God’s adversary. Your biological father is of little concern to the point I’m trying to make. Do I really have to spell that out for you? Alright. Sorry if it sounded like I was insulting your Mr. Lewis-father by discussing your religious “father,” Satan.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 16, 2008 @ 11:08 am | Reply

  17. “Old or not it is high time for Madonna to pay the price for her crimes. Do you think something like Brittery Speers and Pink should go unpunished? No! Simple justice demands an accounting.”

    Britney Spears will likely perish of her own follies before mortal justice lays a finger on her.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 16, 2008 @ 11:08 am | Reply

  18. Sisyphus @Britney Spears will likely perish of her own follies before mortal justice lays a finger on her.

    We can only pray it will be soon Sisyphus. But how much longer will we Christians have to endure having Spears’ naked crotch rammed firmly into our faces? This is a humiliation beyond enduring and someone must pay. We Christians are suffocating in her sin. Yes Jesus, as out loving Savior, is slowly driving Spears mad, to which I say GLORY, but the people who put that harlot up to this and urged Spears to take down her britches are equally guilty! The mother superior harlot of this covenant of sin is Madonna. I’d say we throw that arch-strumpet onto a gurney, give her a chance to repent and then give her the needle now before Madonna grooms yet another underaged and underdressed tart to mock us!

    Comment by BJ Tabor — January 16, 2008 @ 12:44 pm | Reply

  19. BJ, Sisy. Didn’t I tell you both to kill yourselves and as many others as possible, so I could protect you from the heathens? DO IT NOW. Or else I shall wipe your names from the book of life, and cast you into the lake of fire.

    Comment by Pseudo-God — January 16, 2008 @ 12:58 pm | Reply

  20. “I’m referring to your spiritual father, idiot. Your “Father”, in lieu of God, is God’s adversary. Your biological father is of little concern to the point I’m trying to make. Do I really have to spell that out for you? Alright. Sorry if it sounded like I was insulting your Mr. Lewis-father by discussing your religious “father,” Satan.”

    You are the idiot. I’m gonna smite your stupid arse next week. Right now, I’m getting a bunch of your kind to drink poison. Hahaha, I dislike YOU ALL.

    Comment by Pseudo-God — January 16, 2008 @ 1:00 pm | Reply

  21. I don’t believe in Satan so how can he be my spiritual anything? You’re just an idiot that wants to bitch about anything and everything, so far you haven’t told the truth about anything, but that’s why you’re here, stupid little troll that you are.

    Comment by Arn — January 16, 2008 @ 4:01 pm | Reply

  22. “I don’t believe in Satan so how can he be my spiritual anything? You’re just an idiot that wants to bitch about anything and everything, so far you haven’t told the truth about anything, but that’s why you’re here, stupid little troll that you are.”

    Look who’s talking. This is MY website. I post what I want to post- the Truth about America. You, on the other hand, are so pathetic you can think of nothing better to do with your time than come to MY website and harangue me for posting on my chosen subject.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 16, 2008 @ 4:08 pm | Reply

  23. Aw, but where’s the problem in poking fun at the fundamentalist, eh? You post hate, bigotry, and forcible close-mindedness. Just like the predecessors in the Christian faith who looked at Gallileo and said “STFU, fag.” And then, later, they wind up going “oshi–we wuz wrong. we sry.” Your forebears were capable of being incorrect in their zealous idolatry, and you are no better. It’s what happens when you become a blind, willfully-ignorant hatemonger. You lose sight of true good, and wind up perverting the message that your styled Messiah, if he actually existed, meant to put out there.

    Now, to step back from the scathingly high-browed commentary for a moment (not that I expect any rational response to it), let’s make a quick reference here. Way, way, way back when, they had these things called “stocks”. No, not the things you find on Wall Street. I’m talking about the old-fashioned, wood-and-metal-latch stocks where they’d put public offenders. The kind that people would show up to just so they could peg the offender with rotten fruit, all for the public enjoyment, before they were executed for the betterment of the citizens.

    I nominate that we bring the stocks back, but keep them in the hands of people who are, say.. Above a 120IQ, and can pass a written exam to verify their capability to be impartial and rational in their discourse with others. Then, we take people like the poster for this blog and chain ’em up in the middle of Times Square for all the world to see. And we peg these people with rotten fruit. Strictly for enjoyment and pleasure, in the act of taking solace in intelligence and liberated, free minds. And then, in the end, we bring these people the death so richly deserved and craved. Because.. After all, isn’t that what all Christians want? To die, so they can go be with Jesus in Merry-Go-Buttfuck-The-Seraphim Land?

    This idea would be a service not only to the general population, but to the Radial Christian population, as well.

    Comment by TSCole — January 16, 2008 @ 8:31 pm | Reply

  24. “This is MY website. I post what I want to post- the Truth about America.”
    If you have a problem with being proven wrong, turn off comments. That way I won’t have any reason to come around, except for the occasional giggle.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 16, 2008 @ 9:16 pm | Reply

  25. Just like the predecessors in the Christian faith who looked at Gallileo and said “STFU, fag.”

    Citation, please.

    Comment by Psycheout — January 16, 2008 @ 10:30 pm | Reply

  26. If you have a problem with being proven wrong, turn off comments. That way I won’t have any reason to come around, except for the occasional giggle.

    Once G-d’s President takes his rightful place, you’ll be laughing out of the other side of your face. Mark my words.

    Comment by Psycheout — January 16, 2008 @ 10:35 pm | Reply

  27. “Citation, please.”
    ok

    “Mark my words.”
    I’ll mark them under ‘words of a failed ideal’

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 16, 2008 @ 11:50 pm | Reply

  28. Or, gasp and awe:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallileo#Church_controversy

    F**k’s sake, people. Do a little freaking research here. And please, stop with the God’s President bulls**t? It’s like saying the Invisible Pink Unicorn is going to take over the world. It all depends on which imaginary creature you want to endorse–A fluffy light-red creature which gnaws grass and has a huge friggin’ horn on its head, or the vengeful hand of an uncaring, hateful father-figure. Personally, were I to actually endorse one or the other, I don’t think it’s that hard to choose which one to go with.

    Comment by TSCole — January 17, 2008 @ 2:10 am | Reply

  29. Yes….well…….anyway…………..back to Madonna’s arse and the associated pleaseures that are surely to be had whilst investigating it.

    I like risotto

    Comment by Albert Steptoe — January 17, 2008 @ 6:28 am | Reply

  30. Incidentally, this god bloke you’re all whittering on about…………does he like chips (I suppose you’d call them fries) ?

    Comment by Albert Steptoe — January 17, 2008 @ 6:32 am | Reply

  31. God is not imaginary, Mr. Cole.

    “Incidentally, this god bloke you’re all whittering on about…………does he like chips (I suppose you’d call them fries) ?”

    The Bible does not specify His feeling on the subject. In moderation, I suppose He has no problem with them; but if you eat any fattening food to excess, remember that you defile the Temple of God that is your body.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 17, 2008 @ 12:16 pm | Reply

  32. Post 23.
    “keep them in the hands of people who are, say.. Above a 120IQ”

    Mental eliteism (or at the least, it’s the thin edge of the wedge). Scary… also, random idea, go on to http://www.iqtest.com and see wha you get… It’s intresting (apparently, i’m ‘gifted’ whatever that’s supposed to mean).

    Post 26.
    “Once G-d’s President takes his rightful place, you’ll be laughing out of the other side of your face. Mark my words.”

    There are several things I hate about predictions, one of the main things being that there are usually no time limits, so a prophcy has till forever to come true, so it would have been better if you had thrown in a year or something, e.g. ‘rightful place [in 2008/12/16…], you’ll be.’ It makes it possible to say “Oh. you were right about that… what are the lottery numbers then?” or, “Yeah, well, better luck next time then.”

    Post 30.
    “whittering,” “bloke,” where are you from? That sounds British-ish… I’m from the border between Co. Armagh and Co. Tyrone myself.

    And damm… I really want some chips right now, with salt. and black pepper. and lodes of red sauce, or gravy… mhhhh, gravy sounds best. Arrgh, ‘m so hungry. and it’s cause of you!

    Comment by Austin — January 17, 2008 @ 8:21 pm | Reply

  33. I love the BVM, but the other Madonna is not only a disgusting harlot with no musical talent, she’s hideous to boot. I can’t even look at pictures of her without my attention going straight to the huge gap between her teeth. If you asked me to draw a picture of her, I’d draw that gap.

    Comment by L — January 27, 2008 @ 2:13 pm | Reply


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