When I was driving my SUV the other day, I noticed something rather odd. When I let go of the steering wheel, my vehicle began veering to the right. “That’s annoying,” I thought. “This could kill me if I’m not careful. I better get this fixed.”
Then it dawned on me. If I were to fall asleep at the wheel, the worst that would happen is that I’d end up in the ditch or on the shoulder. If my car, like Barack Osama, steered hard to the left, I’d end up in the oncoming traffic lane and probably die, horribly, mangled by his leftist socialist policies and left open to attack by the terrorists who want to kill us.
I’m an American. My SUV is America. Who do you want behind the wheel? Barack Hussein Osama or Rudy Ghouliani, who’d surely drive us leftward into oncoming traffic? Or perhaps someone like Mike Huckabee or Duncan Hunter who would drive conservatively, observe the traffic laws and get us home safely?
I think I know the answer to that. So do you. Vote smart in 2008. Vote right.