Just a quick post, which I will update in a bit.
- Huckabee 34%
- Romney 25%
- McCain 13%
- Thompson 13%
And I may still be right about the party of treason:
- Obama 38%
- Clinton 29%
- Edwards 30%
Although Clinton and Edwards are still locked in mortal combat for second place.
Chris Dodd (DemocRAT) will drop out of the race.
Chuck Norris is a happy man tonight.
It’s been a good night for America. G-d bless Iowa. G-d bless you all.
Update: It looks like Fred Thompson may have moseyed his way into third place at the last minute. Congratulations to grandpa Fred.
Update 2: Ha ha – Kookspinach and Gravel got 0 votes! Dodd got 1, Biden got 23, Richardson got 51. Note to Kookspinach and Gravel: give it up. It’s over. Ron Paul at 10% gets 5th. Buh bye, Ronnie. It’s downhill from here. Ghouliani got a whopping 4%. So much for your winning strategy, Rudy.
Update 3: Joe Biden to drop out as well after an anemic performance. Please drop out too, Rudy Giuliani.
Update 4: Further predictions: Hunter won’t stick it out much longer, although he might well be on the short list for Secretary of Defense. Cox will keep up his silent running candidacy, but nobody will notice. Those who do will laugh. Paul will stick it out to the bitter end, taking home lots of suckers’ money just like the last time he ran. Thankfully he hasn’t got a prayer. Let me know if I’ve missed anything.