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December 31, 2007

Happy New Year!

Happy New YearThe year of destiny is finally at hand. The year when the Republicans finally destroy the Democrat Party once and for all, and make this nation whole and Christian again. President Huckabee, and Vice President Brownback, will see to it that every liberal in America pays for his crimes by this time 2009.

Savor your iniquities while you can still enjoy them, moonbats. The time is at hand when God shall requite you for them.

As for tonight, I implore you to remember that drunkenness and fornication are mortal sins. When compounded with the leftist tendencies so many of you already display, you will be lucky if you don’t find yourselves snatched bodily down through the gates of Hell in the very midst of your insensate orgying tonight.

I will pray for you all. God bless you, and God bless America.

33 Comments »

  1. Because we *all* want to conform to the same way and be punished for stepping out of line. What the H*** happened to ‘the pursuit of happiness’ or ‘freedom of religion’? and really, WHAT IS WRONG WITH LIBERALS? You all make fun of them, but why are they ‘evil’? We have numerous parties in the government. LIVE WITH IT. Just because you don’t like them doesn’t mean they’re condemned to Hell.
    My gosh, you people are psycho.
    Sorry, I’m kinda in a bad mood.

    Comment by Bob — December 31, 2007 @ 11:26 am | Reply

  2. And before you ask, no, I am not drunk/recovering from an orgy/whatever.

    Comment by Bob — December 31, 2007 @ 11:27 am | Reply

  3. ICEWEDGE IS PWNING??

    Comment by icewedge — December 31, 2007 @ 11:48 am | Reply

  4. PWN!

    Comment by icewedge — December 31, 2007 @ 11:49 am | Reply

  5. A happy and healthy and healthy New Year to you and all your Christian readers. May we all take a moment this evening to pray that the unredeemed will come to salvation in the coming year.

    Comment by dadaclu — December 31, 2007 @ 12:04 pm | Reply

  6. Man soll den Tag nicht vor dem Abend loben… denn erstens kommt es anders und zweitens als man denkt.

    Besides, I wish you a happy new year, although for me here in central europe, it are still almost 4 and a half hours till midnight.

    Comment by PG — December 31, 2007 @ 12:39 pm | Reply

  7. We’re no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment’s what’s I’m thinking of
    You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    We’ve know each other for so long
    Your heart’s been aching
    But you’re too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what’s been going on
    We know the game and we’re gonna play it

    And if you ask me how I’m feeling
    Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Comment by Rick Astley — December 31, 2007 @ 12:40 pm | Reply

  8. Happy New Year, B4B!🙂

    ~ Jeremiah

    Comment by Jeremiah — December 31, 2007 @ 3:46 pm | Reply

  9. Happy New Year, Jeremiah and the CU team!

    Comment by Psycheout — December 31, 2007 @ 5:05 pm | Reply

  10. Rick Astley and 4chan are gayer than anything.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 31, 2007 @ 5:06 pm | Reply

  11. Sissy Puss,

    May the love of Christ force its way into your secret places and fill you with joy beyond understanding.

    May HE grab you and squeeze you in his arms any bestow HIS GRACE upon you.

    Your pal,

    Marty

    and that goes double for the whole B4B team!

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 31, 2007 @ 5:11 pm | Reply

  12. Rick Astley and 4chan are gayer than anything.

    You got that right.

    Comment by ChenZhen — December 31, 2007 @ 5:58 pm | Reply

  13. “Rick Astley and 4chan are gayer than anything.”

    Now you have to delete another one of your comments. HAHA!

    Comment by Epic Bread — December 31, 2007 @ 6:26 pm | Reply

  14. Where in the bible did it say alcohol was a sin?

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlighrened — December 31, 2007 @ 7:52 pm | Reply

  15. Now you have to delete another one of your comments. HAHA!

    For what? Stating the truth?

    Happy New Year, everybody! May it bring you closer to G-d.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 31, 2007 @ 8:19 pm | Reply

  16. “Comments will not be deleted unless they are unduly offensive.”
    -Sisyphus

    That is why.

    Oh, and for proof, check this entry. https://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/02/24/welcome/

    Comment by Logic — December 31, 2007 @ 8:53 pm | Reply

  17. And did you forget this?

    “If you feel as we do about this matter, please do not hesitate to contribute or comment. If you disagree on this candidate, or on any other issues we happen to discuss, please try to keep your disagreement cordial and respectful. Comments will not be deleted unless they are unduly offensive.”
    -Psycheout

    Then…

    “thanks for inviting me to your website.
    quite a simple page but with informative content.
    well done.” -MyLaw

    Then…

    “You weren’t invited, MyLaw. And you could die for all I care. Choke on it, moron.” -Psycheout

    Now you have to delete your own comments, Psycoot. Have fun!

    Comment by EFG — December 30, 2007 @ 11:37 pm

    Thanks, EFG.

    Comment by Logic — December 31, 2007 @ 9:02 pm | Reply

  18. This is a raid.

    You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence of which you will rely on, later in /?/.

    Comment by ANONYMOUSMOUSMOUS — December 31, 2007 @ 11:52 pm | Reply

  19. Abortion rules guys. I do it with a coathanger (sterilized of course).

    Comment by Anon — January 1, 2008 @ 12:01 am | Reply

  20. Attacking 4chan is like pissing in an ocean of piss.

    In other news, FIRST POST OF THE NEW YEAR!

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 1, 2008 @ 12:16 am | Reply

  21. One opening paragraph that is 8 years too late.

    One homosexual pedophile who managed to sneak into the White House and prey on the youth of said Conservatives who wanted to learn how the government works.

    Around two politicians who flung the N-word around; rightfully removed, btw.

    Around two more politicians who are wife-beaters.

    One blithering idiot of a “commander in chief” since the true puppet-master is his “Vice.”

    One aging movie-star-turned-governor of the 5th largest economy on the planet.

    Two buldings that had planes shoved down their throats. One plane hitting the Pentagon, another a mess ala “Looney Tunes;” unknown numbers of lives tragically lost.

    One hurricane; another of Kanye West stating the truth that “Bush does not care about blacks” before his mike had been cut off.

    One war at the wrong place that had been dragging on for way too long. Plus they think that they can pull the funds out of people’s rear ends to support more.

    One tarnished reputation; shown via the foreign cartoons everyone else watches.

    Republicans and Conservatives had EIGHT YEARS. That’s robbery and cheating the American people’s votes in order to get where they are now.

    Come 2009; Move Aside.

    Comment by Tyrenol — January 1, 2008 @ 12:39 am | Reply

  22. Think we could get a refund, Tyrenol? I hope someone kept the receipt

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 1, 2008 @ 3:04 am | Reply

  23. Thanks for the holiday wishes, Marty.

    Trogdor:

    “Where in the bible did it say alcohol was a sin?”

    Genesis 9:21:
    He drank of the wine and [Prov 20:1] became drunk, and uncovered himself inside his tent.

    1 Samuel 1:14:
    Then Eli said to her, “How long will you make yourself drunk? Put away your wine from you.”

    Joel 1:5:
    Awake, drunkards, and weep;And wail, all you wine drinkers,On account of the sweet wine That is cut off from your mouth.

    Proverbs 20:1:
    Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler;
    whoever is led astray by them is not wise.

    Comment by Sisyphus — January 1, 2008 @ 5:46 am | Reply

  24. Seems like getting drunk is the sin, not drinking alcohol.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 1, 2008 @ 12:15 pm | Reply

  25. re: Sisyphys @ 23

    Then Jesus himself sinned by turning water to wine and giving it to the masses on the hill. Every christian who partakes in drinking of wine at any mass is also a sinner.

    By your own definition.

    Comment by Curiouser and Curiouser — January 1, 2008 @ 4:01 pm | Reply

  26. But wait! I think the correct saying should be:

    “Drinking wine is not a sin. Drinking too much wine, and letting it rule/ruin your life, is.”

    Hell. I work the graveyard shift and drink coffee. (Making me an official “moonbat.”)

    Elephant Bones >> I still have the receipt. And you?

    Comment by Tyrenol — January 1, 2008 @ 4:47 pm | Reply

  27. You know, on my friends birthday party, I got amazingly drunk and passed out. I woke up at about 11:30am with a guy in my bed, hugging me.

    I’m English, but at the moment I’m going through the immigration process to move to America. And when I’m there I’m going to be as publicly gay as possible. Hell, I’ll go and make out with my boyfriend in front of schools, and hand out leaflets about how being gay is better than being straight because there’s no chance of pregnancy, or infection if you’re careful.

    And no, I’m not joking. Also, I’m doing it solely because of this website. Someone has to cancel out the effects of it, on the global scale of things.

    Comment by Gayman — January 1, 2008 @ 6:41 pm | Reply

  28. You know, on my friends birthday party, I got amazingly drunk and passed out. I woke up at about 11:30am with a guy in my bed, hugging me.

    I’m English, but at the moment I’m going through the immigration process to move to America. And when I’m there I’m going to be as publicly gay as possible. Hell, I’ll go and make out with my boyfriend in front of schools, and hand out leaflets about how being gay is better than being straight because there’s no chance of pregnancy, or infection if you’re careful.

    And no, I’m not joking. Also, I’m doing it solely because of this website. Someone has to cancel out the effects of it, on the global scale of things.

    You can’t out-delete me.

    Comment by Gayman — January 1, 2008 @ 6:47 pm | Reply

  29. McPain wants gay Jesus sex with the B4B staff?

    Comment by SisyphusLicksPsycheoutsPantyParts — January 1, 2008 @ 9:07 pm | Reply

  30. Darn, I knew I’d forgotten something. I was going to have a beer (that’s a beer, teetotalers, not a case) and ring in the New Year with my parents last night. I was still tired from my return home the night before–we didn’t get back home from our trip until the wee hours of the morning!

    Comment by L — January 1, 2008 @ 10:01 pm | Reply

  31. “McPain wants gay Jesus sex with the B4B staff?”

    Comment by SisyphusLicksPsycheoutsPantyParts — January 1, 2008 @ 9:07 pm

    That is freakin funny.hehehehehehe….and likely true.

    Comment by Spacebrother — January 2, 2008 @ 11:26 am | Reply

  32. Oh dear, Sisy, what bible are you reading now? My king James version doesn’t mention the word beer anywhere except where it mentions a place called Beer. Also, how about where in the bible it says that drinking it is a sin, I see a few mis-quotes from the bible (unless you accurately quoted from the wrong bible) but none of them say it’s a sin. I do recall a few verses in which tythes can be paid with wine or strong drink (that’s the word you replaced with “beer” in one of your quotes) but no verses where it says it is a sin. Jesus turned water into wine, so by your statements Jesus was a sinner.
    So, care to try again? Where in the bible does it say it’s a sin to drink?

    Comment by Arn — January 2, 2008 @ 11:39 am | Reply

  33. Now we just wait for them to ignore Arn’s comment because they can’t weasel their way out of the truth.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — January 2, 2008 @ 12:12 pm | Reply


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