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December 25, 2007

Christmas Alert: Touch Dic

Filed under: Christmas,Family,Video Games — Psycheout @ 8:52 am
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Touch DicIt’s not too late to snap that Nintendo DS in half. I have just been made aware of another inappropriate game being marketed towards children: Touch Dic. If that doesn’t convince you that video games are dangerous in the hands of little children, nothing will.

I’m sorry that I don’t have time to go into detail about this “game” right now, but it is Christmas morning. I need to go and get the coal out of my stocking so I can warm it up in here. It’s cold! Brrrrr.

Sing along with me: Touch Dic roasting on an open fire.  Jack Frost’s nipping at your nose….

Anyway, I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas. And don’t forget to give thanks to the Lord. He is the reason for the season, after all. Don’t forget to thank the big man upstairs.

More on the Nintendo DS: Early Christmas Alert, Nintendo DS Followup, Imagine Babies.

See also: Inspirational Christmas imagery over at B4C and B4H. Praise Him!

— Psycheout

34 Comments »

  1. […] 3: It’s never too late to say no.  Would you buy your child a game called Touch Dic?  Me […]

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  2. […] Parents, Nintendo is laughing at you.  Take a look at this: a game not-so-subtly titled Touch Dic.  Honestly, these people have no […]

    Pingback by Nintendo DS: Imagine Babies « Blogs 4 Brownback — December 25, 2007 @ 9:08 am | Reply

  3. Merry Christmas Psycheout! I took a few minutes and decorated my blog for the occasion, so stop on by if you want.

    BTW- I know that this will be right up your alley. One of the top posts on WP.com right now is some anime fanboy’s thoughts on Christmas, and let me tell ya, you’re not going to like some of the images over there (especially the one labelled NSFW).

    Comment by ChenZhen — December 25, 2007 @ 12:42 pm | Reply

  4. My mom broke my DS in two because of your stupid blog. Thanks for ruining chrismas, jerks! 😦

    Comment by Billy — December 25, 2007 @ 1:09 pm | Reply

  5. Good. I’m glad we have had a positive influence in the world. Maybe you should have asked for a KJV Bible instead, Billy. Live and learn.

    Well done, mom. Now, that’s a parent who truly loves her child.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 25, 2007 @ 1:38 pm | Reply

  6. OMG. PsycheOut, now you have gone too far. You use my post on your article, Video Game Perversion, for your own good. How do I know? Maybe it was the fact that this article came out the morning right after the night/morning I talked about Touch Dic on your article, Video Game Perversion. And the thing… you don’t even talk about the game itself!!!! Now, Touch Dic is the Korean version, the version that came out first, of the now available outside of Korea, Touch Dictionary. Ahhh…. Now you know what ‘Dic’ stood for. The only reason that people still say Dic instead of Dictionary is: 1) it is the original name, 2) it is more fun to say, 3) people are too lazy to say dictionary. Now instead of talking about the version of the game that won’t be released outside of Korea, try talking about the game that actually had its name changed and it now available outside of Korea. Maybe you’ll appreciate a little more.

    As for the people that are reading the blog and are actually believing these liars, or actually liar because I’ve only seen Psycheout post these articles, I don’t think I need to tell you people that the Internet is very big. I telling you people, that there are far more reliable sources, discussions, and reviews about the things the blog talks about. Instead of just looking at one part of the whole picture, I strongly believe that if you see the whole picture, you will realize that sometimes and usually the good outweight the bad.

    Even though you are like an enemy to me, I still believe that enemies and allies alike should deserve a happy Christmas, so…. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!

    Comment by WianaotBrriarNod — December 25, 2007 @ 2:42 pm | Reply

  7. And out of curiosity, does Brownback know about this blog? Does he even know this blog exist? What would he do to this blog, knowing the many of these articles are making him look bad???

    Comment by WianaotBrriarNod — December 25, 2007 @ 2:46 pm | Reply

  8. An interesting coincidence, Wia, to be sure. Please try to calm down, though. This is Christmas. Don’t worry, be happy.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 25, 2007 @ 3:04 pm | Reply

  9. Touch DIC is a dictionary that one uses by interfacing with a touch screen.
    It is not aimed at children.
    It is Korean.
    In Korea it is not an inappropriate title.

    Comment by Loretta Martin — December 25, 2007 @ 3:25 pm | Reply

  10. Oy vey. Psycheout’s at it again. More condemnation of the DS? I’m currently playing my new copy of Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass for the same system you’re crying about; I haven’t felt any evil urges yet. Quite the contrary, really; the game encourages bravery and selfless sacrifice in order to defend those loved.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 25, 2007 @ 6:27 pm | Reply

  11. One more thing I have noticed, well actually it more like a question, why not review or talk more about games and other content that are more readily available in America, assuming that you do live in America? The only games that actually seemed to be in English was Custer’s Revenge, but that’s a hard game to find because it’s so DARN OLD.

    Use some logic. I mean, what are the chances that some kid that LIVES in AMERICA is going to find a IMPORTED, JAPANESE HENTAI game at a store, shown to ALL OF THE PUBLIC and not in the store’s hidden XXX section?? And even if that kid was able to get a hand on that game, do really think the people there would sell that kind of kid thats in elementary school? Well, maybe in Japan, BUT THIS ISN’T JAPAN….. OR KOREA (IVELERIHE, DECODE IT, LOL)….. OR ANY OF THE OTHER ASIAN COUNTRIES THAT DO STUFF LIKE THAT THAT I FORGOT.

    And I forgot what to type next… For now, I forgive you Psy… but next time….. next time….. ‘insert sinisterly evil laugh’

    Comment by WianaotBrriarNod — December 25, 2007 @ 7:52 pm | Reply

  12. Now for a more cheerful conversation, what did everyone get for CHRISTMAS? Or Kwanzaa? Or Hanukkah? Or for any other special event, because I can’t seem to name them all…

    I caught $50.
    Best I’ve gotten so far for Christmas!!!

    Comment by WianaotBrriarNod — December 25, 2007 @ 8:01 pm | Reply

  13. Video games are something that are bringing Satanism beyond the active leftist schemes right into the unsuspecting patriot’s homes. In fact, Shiguero M. and the rest of the video game producers are likely outright demons.

    This is my beef, Psycheout: Wouldn’t Satan much prefer to torment the damned in a 2D world rather than a 3D world? In a 3D world, all one has to do to escape Satan’s fireballs and flying pitchforks is to run around like a beheaded chicken. In a 2D world, however, one must have jumping skills to dodge many of Satan’s torments. Not even black people could possibly have the necessary jumping skills to dodge Satan in a 2D world.

    I am confident that only Sam Brownback can put an end to allowing the Satanic Worlds to be subtly mass-produced once and for all. No mascot is too beloved to survive the power of the Triune and Brownback (who may well be the second coming of Christ).

    Comment by bobcorker — December 25, 2007 @ 11:00 pm | Reply

  14. Question, Suckout. Why not piss and moan about the fact that your holiday is being raped in half by all of the commercialization it has gone through? Why not focus on how the people that are anti-christmas are all hipocritical retards? Why not just make an article about what Christmas really is? No. Instead, you act like an attention whore and put up bad [poopie] about something you know absolutely nothing about. Get a life.

    Comment by The Nobody — December 25, 2007 @ 11:42 pm | Reply

  15. You really are a DIChead.

    Why would Satan choose to use a bunch of silicon wires, lastic and a touch screen to possess people? Couldn’t he just send his demons to do that?

    Of course, what is the point of possession anyway?

    Besides, Satan and Co. only have a limited amount of magic; they wouldn’t want to waste it on tubbish like this.

    By the way, I’m sending this message through the Wireless Internet Browser on my DS. Hope it hasn’t tainted the site.

    Merry Christmas

    Comment by Felis — December 26, 2007 @ 12:17 am | Reply

  16. Not even going to comment on Bob’s keyboard diarrhea, since Spacebro is so much better at stuff like this.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 26, 2007 @ 1:04 am | Reply

  17. Why would Satan choose to use a bunch of silicon wires, lastic and a touch screen to possess people? Couldn’t he just send his demons to do that?

    Satan and his minions are a tricky bunch. Misunderestimate them at your peril.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 26, 2007 @ 1:08 am | Reply

  18. Why would Satan choose to use a bunch of silicon wires, plastic and a touch screen to possess people? Couldn’t he just send his demons to do that?

    (Hehe, Satan and his demons ARE using computers to spread rubbish, hence this blog beeing run by his favorite devils Sixsixsixiphus and PsyKKKeout)

    Comment by MoxoM — December 26, 2007 @ 6:23 am | Reply

  19. This is very disturbing. I am sure this, this, “thing” is filled with dirty disgusting horrible words.

    And you, WianaotBrriarNod, want to force little children to live out your sick fantasys. Please get help. I recommend beating yourself with a rod and then prayihg on your knees for 24 hours.

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 26, 2007 @ 11:21 am | Reply

  20. Anyone who buys this evil gift for their child deserves to rot in a jail full of Sodomites for the rest of their miserable lives.

    Anyone involved in making this game should be shot and fed to the dogs.

    Comment by Marcia P. — December 26, 2007 @ 11:34 am | Reply

  21. Just bought it, cool gizmo indeed, thanx for recommending it.

    Comment by MoxoM — December 26, 2007 @ 12:48 pm | Reply

  22. 9for the more masochristians 9like Marty), there is this religious Mel Gibson snuff movie “Passion” in a store near you.
    Have a happy dinner while watching it.

    Comment by MoxoM — December 26, 2007 @ 12:50 pm | Reply

  23. “Not even going to comment on Bob’s keyboard diarrhea, since Spacebro is so much better at stuff like this.”

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 26, 2007 @ 1:04 am

    If you’re refering to KKKorkkker, yes, he is obviously a practitioner in the fine arts of fecal loving bigotry. He’s prolly chewing on a log right now.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 26, 2007 @ 2:57 pm | Reply

  24. “This is very disturbing. I am sure this, this, “thing” is filled with dirty disgusting horrible words.

    And you, WianaotBrriarNod, want to force little children to live out your sick fantasys. Please get help. I recommend beating yourself with a rod and then prayihg on your knees for 24 hours.”

    Idiocy by Marty McLame — December 26, 2007 @ 11:21 am

    “Anyone who buys this evil gift for their child deserves to rot in a jail full of Sodomites for the rest of their miserable lives.

    Anyone involved in making this game should be shot and fed to the dogs.”

    Stupidity by Marcia PeePee. — December 26, 2007 @ 11:34 am

    I think PeePee and McLame are the same person.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 26, 2007 @ 2:59 pm | Reply

  25. Leave it to Psycheout to start a thread about Touching Dix…..homo.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 26, 2007 @ 3:00 pm | Reply

  26. SucKKKout loves touching dix, he is just a frustrated closet case….let us pray for him.

    Comment by MoxoM — December 26, 2007 @ 4:08 pm | Reply

  27. My video store owning mother got me a DS for Christmas with Brain Age 2.

    At least on my express seat to hell I will have something to do.

    Now if only I had a righttard dictionary program to translate B4B. We could call it “Touch Rightwing DIC” that way the Preachers and Repugs will have an easier time.

    Comment by Rahein — December 27, 2007 @ 2:02 pm | Reply

  28. Bob, most video games are in 3D now. Get with the times. Also, I’ve been playing video games since 1993. Guess what? No violent urges, no inappropriate sexual behavior, no defying authority. All I’ve gotten out of the habit is an enjoyable way to spend my free time. I still go to Mass and read my Bible. I just enjoy rescuing princesses, stopping evil dictators, and slaying dragons every now and then. If you read the ratings, which are clearly listed on the package, along with which aspects of the game might be objectionable, and don’t buy those specific titles that you do not approve of for yourself or your children, there is nothing wrong with playing video games now and then. Responsible gamers read the ratings, pay attention to what games their kids are playing with their friends, and take time out to exercise now and then. It’s not that hard, and the poor fools who ignore the ratings and buy Grand Theft Auto (which isn’t even that good a game in the first place–why play as a criminal when you could play games that are about saving the world and defending the innocent?) for their 8 year old have only themselves to blame when their child develops a warped mindset.

    And if you’re going to speak out against video games, better also speak out against some of the traditional games that have been made into video games, such as ping pong, tennis, football, baseball, basketball, skiing, snowboarding, skateboarding, hockey, Monopoly, Capture the Flag, Wheel of Fortune, et cetera, so you don’t look like such a hypocrite.

    If a game offends you, DON’T BUY IT, AND DON’T PLAY IT. Pure and simple. If enough people boycott the less savory games out there, (I’m looking at you, Rockstar Games) the game companies will simply stop making them due to lack of revenue. They’ll have no choice but to go back to making more of the cleaner, family-friendly games we all enjoy.

    “Please get help. I recommend beating yourself with a rod and then prayihg on your knees for 24 hours.”

    Comment by Marty McPain

    Marty, please stop promoting sadomasochism on this site! You’re creeping me out…

    “Anyone who buys this evil gift for their child deserves to rot in a jail full of Sodomites for the rest of their miserable lives.

    Anyone involved in making this game should be shot and fed to the dogs.”

    Comment by Marcia P.

    Man, you people really hate dictionaries, don’t you? What do you have against improving your kids’ vocabulary? If I could afford a DS, I’d get this game, just to see if it has any words I don’t already know. (Given the family-friendly rating, I highly doubt that swear words would be included, thus giving Touch Dictionary an advantage over the dead-tree version, which contains quite a few colorful terms.)

    Comment by L — January 1, 2008 @ 11:32 pm | Reply

  29. Get over yourself Psychout.
    Even with the power of the Internet, you are still just a nobody.
    Shouting foul at a simple game that focuses on the dictionary?
    Come on now, seriously.

    You and the people who think like you are dinosaurs.
    You are extinct.
    It’s a miracle you even know how to post.

    Have a nice day, go enjoy some DIC.🙂

    Comment by Someone with a brain — April 20, 2008 @ 9:48 pm | Reply

  30. lol conservatives.

    Comment by Zeroblade — July 13, 2008 @ 12:19 am | Reply

  31. “You really are a DIChead.”
    Lol, Dictionaryhead.

    I wonder what Psy will come up with this year.

    Comment by Hunter X — October 29, 2008 @ 3:57 am | Reply

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  33. The DIC stands for dictionary!

    Comment by Aman — June 29, 2010 @ 12:43 pm | Reply

  34. Are you crazy? Touch Dic stands for Touch Dictionary! lol

    Comment by Little Professor — September 15, 2010 @ 2:59 pm | Reply


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