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December 18, 2007

Ron Paul: Dope Fiend

Filed under: Campaign 2008,Drugs,Humor,Idiocy,RINOs,Ron Paul — Psycheout @ 2:32 pm
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I’ve discovered where all that “money bomb” cash money moronic moonbats donated to Ron Paul went. Big skunk fatties. Here’s a picture of Ron Paul that recently surfaced. Suffice to say, his campaign is history, or herstory (for the ladies).

Ron Paul - Stoner

Looks like you fools were all paying for a lifetime supply of jazz cigarettes for Ron “Stoner” Paul. Suckers.

Yep, Ron Paul flies higher than his stupid blimp.

Update: Apparently this photo is having an effect. Ron Paul’s poll numbers have slipped from 5% to a pathetic 3%. Alan Keyes is doing better. Ha ha, Paultards!

— Psycheout

38 Comments »

  1. That’s why I’m voting for Sam Brownback. He’s the man to beat!

    Comment by Commenter — December 18, 2007 @ 3:18 pm | Reply

  2. How’s Brownback doing?

    Comment by Paul — December 18, 2007 @ 3:24 pm | Reply

  3. Oh, by the way, the only people who think the drug war is a good idea pretty much died off in the 1930s with “Reefer Madness”. Since you’re the exception, I was wanting to know if you had any first edition Superman comics with you?

    Comment by Paul — December 18, 2007 @ 3:28 pm | Reply

  4. Why are you hating on documentaries? At least its true, unlike that Gore crapfest.

    Comment by Diablo — December 18, 2007 @ 3:39 pm | Reply

  5. This is an idiotic blog.

    Comment by Phil G — December 18, 2007 @ 3:46 pm | Reply

  6. Paul How’s Brownback doing?

    Prepping for his run as governor of Kansas so he is ready to succeed President Huckabee in 2012.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — December 18, 2007 @ 4:48 pm | Reply

  7. Are you even trying anymore?

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — December 18, 2007 @ 7:23 pm | Reply

  8. This looks Photoshopped. I can tell from how some of the pixels look and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 19, 2007 @ 12:37 am | Reply

  9. It is photoshopped EB, you didn’t really expect anything true from these folks did you. Yep, that photo just surfaced, after being played with by someone (probably psyche himself). Actually, whoever did that one kinda did a lousy job, with a good photoshop job you can’t tell it’s been done, this one doesn’t even look real at all.
    As God said “When you do things right, no one can be sure that you’ve done anything at all”

    Comment by Arn — December 19, 2007 @ 6:00 am | Reply

  10. Back off, bozos! Shows you what little you know. Photoshopped? Ha! It happens to be an undisputed fact that reefers cast no shadow!

    (ote-nay to ycheout-psay. ix-nay on the on-Ray aul-Pay oking-pay. True the photo you supplied has him toking up but he also has a halo behind his head. I’m afraid he might be, um…. od’s-Gay osen-chay. Pick your words wisely! He may have only 3% but Sen. Brownback (Praise Jesus!) would kill for that number.(Just a suggestion)

    Comment by GodisOne — December 19, 2007 @ 12:49 pm | Reply

  11. That doobie looks like a pixelated sprite from Doom II. failed shop is fail

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 19, 2007 @ 1:58 pm | Reply

  12. Does Doom II really have marihuana cigarettes? It wouldn’t shock me at all. Video games are used to intentionally corrupt our youth.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 19, 2007 @ 2:05 pm | Reply

  13. “Why are you hating on documentaries? At least its true, unlike that Gore crapfest.”

    Comment by Diablo — December 18, 2007 @ 3:39 pm

    Are you talking about Reefer Madness? True? That movie or “Mocumentary” was the biggest joke the movie industry ever came up with. You should watch the real Documentary “Weed”. It tells the truth and even has clips from madness in it for a laugh.

    Comment by Arn — December 19, 2007 @ 2:24 pm | Reply

  14. Ron Paul is still in the race, Brownback is still out………..

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 19, 2007 @ 3:05 pm | Reply

  15. “Does Doom II really have marihuana cigarettes?”
    No, but the way the sprite looks is reminiscent of the Doom II graphics. I don’t think Doom corrupted the youth; all you ever fought in the game were hell demons.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 19, 2007 @ 5:08 pm | Reply

  16. This is a parody site, right?

    I’m glad Dr. Paul wants to end the “war” on terror. What a freakin waste of taxpayer money.

    Comment by The Hedonistic Pleasureseeker — December 19, 2007 @ 6:42 pm | Reply

  17. This is a parody site, right?

    I hate to be the bearer of the bleeding obvious, but no we are not. Since you’re a Ru Paul supporter, you wouldn’t understand. Maybe you should tag team with Spacebother.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 19, 2007 @ 6:49 pm | Reply

  18. It might be a parody site. I sure hope it is, because if these guys are serious, it’s proven that no matter how much society evolves, there will always be bottom feeders clinging to Medieval dogma.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 19, 2007 @ 7:14 pm | Reply

  19. there will always be bottom feeders clinging to Medieval dogma.

    Speak for yourself, pal.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 19, 2007 @ 7:18 pm | Reply

  20. What do you mean, speak for myself? I’m not the one living in the past.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 19, 2007 @ 8:43 pm | Reply

  21. “Does Doom II really have marihuana cigarettes? It wouldn’t shock me at all. Video games are used to intentionally corrupt our youth.”
    Comment by Psycheout — December 19, 2007 @ 2:05 pm

    Ha, you’re right. Here’s an example! (and because I am lazy, you get the full link)

    The Bible Game

    [Ed Note: Don’t be lazy or your links will be deleted. See the Rules page to learn how to embed your links.]

    Comment by Hissho — December 19, 2007 @ 11:16 pm | Reply

  22. “I’m glad Dr. Paul wants to end the “war” on terror. What a freakin waste of taxpayer money.

    Comment by The Hedonistic Pleasureseeker — December 19, 2007 @ 6:42 pm

    This is a parody site, right?

    I hate to be the bearer of the bleeding obvious, but no we are not. Since you’re a Ron Paul supporter, you wouldn’t understand. Maybe you should tag team with Spacebother.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 19, 2007 @ 6:49 pm

    Theres a lot more of us Ron Paul supporters than you think. It does’nt matter that the pollsters don’t take us into account.

    Ron Paul mania is sweeping the nation faster than Beatle mania.

    Comment by Spambrother — December 20, 2007 @ 10:30 am | Reply

  23. The Hedonistic Pleasureseeker is correct also.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 20, 2007 @ 10:30 am | Reply

  24. A poorly-added joint won’t convince most of Ron Paul’s supporters, Psyche. Most people can see past such an obvious smear tactic.

    Comment by L — December 20, 2007 @ 11:59 am | Reply

  25. “Comment by Spambrother — December 20, 2007 @ 10:30 am”

    Cute

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 20, 2007 @ 12:30 pm | Reply

  26. Is he your long-lost spam-loving twin, SB? ;P

    Comment by L — December 20, 2007 @ 12:50 pm | Reply

  27. Never tried Spam. Is it any good? I heard it can be fried, baked, roasted, microwaved, grilled, or eaten straight out of the can. Maybe appetizing after smoking one of those photoshopped doobies.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 20, 2007 @ 1:13 pm | Reply

  28. Yeah, I know. This isn’t the reason I’m not voting for RP, though. My reason is the border wall idea. Because if the Berlin Wall taught us anything, it ought to have been that you can’t keep people behind a wall. They will climb, they will tunnel, no matter how many of them die trying, there will always be some to cross over successfully.

    Meanwhile, this will do nothing to help Mexico’s economy, and as any idiot could tell you, Mexico’s stagnant economy is the reason so many of them are crossing the border in the first place.

    Comment by L — December 20, 2007 @ 1:56 pm | Reply

  29. Funny thing about Mexico, they are experiencing the same problems in their southern parts. Seems the standard of living is higher in Mexico than in their southern neighbors. This is causing a crisis for legal Mexican residents as illegal immigration is driving down wages for local legal Mexican residents. So the Mexican government is stepping up and arresting and exporting huge numbers of illegal residents. Where is the left’s anger to that? I wonder is President Fox is expected to ignore the issue like he expects President Bush to do. NAFTA: screwing up the Americas one nation at a time.

    Comment by Diablo — December 20, 2007 @ 2:58 pm | Reply

  30. You think we should continue the cycle and cross the border to steal Canada’s jobs, Dibalo? hahahahaha

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 20, 2007 @ 10:56 pm | Reply

  31. I bet Ron Paul lasts longer in the race than Keyes.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 21, 2007 @ 11:09 am | Reply

  32. First of all, Photoshopped. Not all of us are as stupid as you would think we are. Second, Ron Paul is practically the only decent candidate that is running for this God forsaken race. He doesn’t think the government should step into everyones personal business, he is an advocate of the constitution, he doesn’t think people using marijuana should be in jail since we are just filling up prisons anyways, and he thinks America isn’t the world police. If asked, I’d say that Ron Paul is a better candidate than Sam Brownback because at least Ron never tried to push video game regulation on multiple occasions. Maybe it’s stuff like that is the reason why he dropped.

    Oh and to combat your thoughtless self-awareness comment on number 12, Doom II doesn’t have marijuana cigs because I actually played the game. (Sarcasm) But of course what do I know? I’m just a stupid unintelligent game playing asshole that likes killing people IRL (/sarcasm).

    Thinking before speaking, or posting a blog from his parents’ basement in your case, is not at all difficult.

    Comment by The Nobody — December 21, 2007 @ 8:57 pm | Reply

  33. Better to fly high as to sink as low as the moderators here.

    Comment by MoxoM — December 22, 2007 @ 6:42 pm | Reply

  34. It’s hilarious that you use the term “jazz cigarettes”. That was the kind of linguistic rhetoric they used in the ’20s to get marijuana legal. ‘Cuz it was all those crazy black jazz musicians who took a puff and raped and killed white women supposedly. Can you at least use a completely non-racist talking point?

    Good thing alcohol is legal though. Because drunken fratboy, beer-guzzling, screaming, jackass, [meanie], property-destroying, drunk-driving, deadbeat, abusive, wife-beating alcoholic jackasses who deserve to be shot are actually the symbol of all-American masculinity, while potheads are subversives to society and should be locked up!

    Sad, if Huckabee didn’t think the DEA was doing a good job by busting AIDS patients because they’d rather use marijuana to ease the pain rather than side-effects ridden FDA-approved [stuff] that could kill them, I’d actually consider voting for him.

    Re: Update

    Ron’s at 8% in Iowa, 9% in New Hampshire, and 11% in South Carolina. And Sam “The-disintegration-of-the-family-is-the-root-of-all-of-our problems” Brownback is at… 0.

    By the way, he put everything he had into the Iowa Straw Poll and lost. If the senator can’t even win in a neighboring state, how the hell can he become a governor of his own state?

    [Ed Note: Watch your language. There is a no profanity rule on this blog. Brownback came in 3rd in the Iowa Straw poll. That’s not the same as “lost.”]

    Comment by Paul — December 23, 2007 @ 9:50 pm | Reply

  35. “It’s hilarious that you use the term “jazz cigarettes”. That was the kind of linguistic rhetoric they used in the ’20s to get marijuana legal.”

    [Gosh darn it]… “used in the ’20s to get marijuana *illegal*”

    Comment by Paul — December 23, 2007 @ 9:51 pm | Reply

  36. Actually many Ron Paul supporters would just love that photoshopped doobie in Ron Paul’s mouth. They’d probably laugh their heads off.

    The inability to tell the difference between “Federal policing of drugs is not authorized by the Constitution,” and “I approve of drugs and drug use” is the sign of a weak mind. RP would support each state’s right to pass their own drug laws according to the value systems of the people who live there. Meaning, THE PEOPLE decide what to do about it. It goes without saying that California’s laws might be a tad different from Georgia’s.

    If US citizens had been able to exercise their Constitutional right to cut off funding for the (bogus) War on Drugs they probably would have, especially after it came out what the “War on Drugs” was REALLY all about: It was an intelligence cover for CIA agents trafficking cocaine to finance the covert ops that Congress wouldn’t authorize. Iran Contra was paid for in cocaine.

    The “War on Drugs?” More like “the War WITH Drugs,” because all that trafficked cocaine (and CRACK) was deliberately dumped on the African American communities. Drug use INCREASED, addiction rates went UP, and blacks had a brand new stereotype to deal with.

    Worst of all, it was all authorized and controlled by none other than Daddy Bush himself. Poppy never retired from the CIA, at least not until the demential started to kick in, which was only just a few years ago.

    If you only knew.

    Comment by The Hedonistic Pleasureseeker — December 24, 2007 @ 8:00 pm | Reply

  37. Is this supposed to be funny?
    I don’t get it. You’re retarded as hell.

    Comment by anonymous — December 28, 2007 @ 6:49 pm | Reply

  38. Im disgusted, I linked to this blog from CNN, not xanga or myspace, why is all of this talk so immature? How can you be sponsored by CNN? The authors of this site sound like sociopaths. I’ve read blogs by 14 year olds which had more worldy substance, depth, thought provoking opinions and determination in one post than this site has in it’s entirety. You all should be ashamed. Do your mothers know you’re doing this? Grow up, and leave the internet to the future generation, you obviously don’t have enough responsibility or sensibility to use big boy tools.

    Comment by Jonathon Reece — February 28, 2008 @ 6:04 pm | Reply


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