One thing that all right-thinking can agree upon is that vampirism is a grievous sin. The act of undeath may, or may not, be valid in reality. However, the concept of vampirism, and of related practices of blood-sucking, Satanism, depravity, and murder, is alive and well, and its address is in the Democrat Party.
Vampirism has been with us since time immemorial. It, and its related sin, liberalism, latch onto the body (individual’s, or politic’s) neck, siphon the life force from them, and corrupt the remainder into a willing acolyte. Whether one is talking about a Bram Stoker character or a nation like Sweden, the effects of vampirism are the same: a corrupt, degraded addiction to social welfare programs, the tax dollars of others, and the life force of whatever society of individuals one happens upon.
It is no coincidence that vampire expert Ann Rice endorsed John Kerry in 2004. It is no coincidence that she endorses Hillary Clinton today. Nor is it a coincidence that John Kerry is directly descended from Vlad Tepes, otherwise known as Count Dracula.
Yes, the Democrat Party’s record is rife with links and connections to vampires and vampirism. And these are the moonbats running Congress today. It’s no wonder that John Gibson was able to pinpoint the link between vampirism and the decision to cut and run in Iraq:
What should we say about politicians who actually fear a good report on the surge? Whose nightly prayers are evidently that their county lose a war because otherwise they might lose an election? Oh the panic, oh the terror! Win the war?
Believe it or not there are Americans for whom that is very, very bad news. You wonder how they sleep, unless it’s upside down in a cave. Vampires don’t have trouble sleeping.
That’s My Word.
President Brownback should use his mandate to begin the destruction of all vampires in America. Some of those vampires may be the ones spoken of in the Bible. Some of them may be the ones wearing suits and peace symbols in Washington, DC. All of them must be destroyed if they threaten our lives, or the life force of our society. President Brownback should send Ann Rice to Guantanamo, as well, if she won’t stop spouting this leftist nonsense and endorsing vampire candidates for office.
Vampirism is no laughing matter. We patriots, Christians, and Republicans must do all in our power to stand against vampirism, Satanism, Sodomism, Marxism, Heliocentrism, atheism, secularism, Islamism, Paganism, liberalism, anti-Triclavianism, and any other anti-American dunderheaded evil nonsense -ism you can think of.
May God bless these United States!