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December 11, 2007

Vampires are Pure Evil

NosferatuOne thing that all right-thinking can agree upon is that vampirism is a grievous sin. The act of undeath may, or may not, be valid in reality. However, the concept of vampirism, and of related practices of blood-sucking, Satanism, depravity, and murder, is alive and well, and its address is in the Democrat Party.

Vampirism has been with us since time immemorial. It, and its related sin, liberalism, latch onto the body (individual’s, or politic’s) neck, siphon the life force from them, and corrupt the remainder into a willing acolyte. Whether one is talking about a Bram Stoker character or a nation like Sweden, the effects of vampirism are the same: a corrupt, degraded addiction to social welfare programs, the tax dollars of others, and the life force of whatever society of individuals one happens upon.

VampyreIt is no coincidence that vampire expert Ann Rice endorsed John Kerry in 2004. It is no coincidence that she endorses Hillary Clinton today. Nor is it a coincidence that John Kerry is directly descended from Vlad Tepes, otherwise known as Count Dracula.

Yes, the Democrat Party’s record is rife with links and connections to vampires and vampirism. And these are the moonbats running Congress today. It’s no wonder that John Gibson was able to pinpoint the link between vampirism and the decision to cut and run in Iraq:

What should we say about politicians who actually fear a good report on the surge? Whose nightly prayers are evidently that their county lose a war because otherwise they might lose an election? Oh the panic, oh the terror! Win the war?

Believe it or not there are Americans for whom that is very, very bad news. You wonder how they sleep, unless it’s upside down in a cave. Vampires don’t have trouble sleeping.

That’s My Word.

VampPresident Brownback should use his mandate to begin the destruction of all vampires in America. Some of those vampires may be the ones spoken of in the Bible. Some of them may be the ones wearing suits and peace symbols in Washington, DC. All of them must be destroyed if they threaten our lives, or the life force of our society. President Brownback should send Ann Rice to Guantanamo, as well, if she won’t stop spouting this leftist nonsense and endorsing vampire candidates for office.

Vampirism is no laughing matter. We patriots, Christians, and Republicans must do all in our power to stand against vampirism, Satanism, Sodomism, Marxism, Heliocentrism, atheism, secularism, Islamism, Paganism, liberalism, anti-Triclavianism, and any other anti-American dunderheaded evil nonsense -ism you can think of.

May God bless these United States!

81 Comments »

  1. Vampires are a Gothic legend, not a reality. They evolved from the myth of Nosferatu–dead relatives who, because of their wicked deeds, returned from the grave with longer hair and clawlike nails, killing their kin by draining their blood.

    The vampire legend was altered with the writing of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, in which the lead character was portrayed as an undead count who seduced beautiful women with his charms before, again, draining them of their blood.

    According to most vampire legends, these demonic beings never sleep; however, they return to their graves to rest during the day, as sunlight kills them. Vampires are also supposed to be killed by saints’ relics, crosses, a wooden stake through the heart, decapitation, silver, and burning, and to be repelled by garlic (although no good explanation is given for why anyone wouldn’t be repelled by garlic breath to begin with). Traditional signs of vampirism include deathly pallor, long hair and nails, and blood oozing from the nose and/or mouth. All these alleged “evidences” of vampirism are in fact the natural results of decomposition and will occur when any corpse is buried in a similar environment to that of Eastern Europe. Modern signs of vampirism, including deathly pallor, elongated canine teeth, and bite marks to the neck, stem almost entirely from Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

    The closest any real human being has ever come to vampirism is the well-documented case of Countess Elizabeth Bathory of Hungary, who tortured young girls in various ways before killing them. One unconfirmed but oft-repeated legend is that the Countess preserved her youthful appearance by bathing in the blood of virgins.

    In summary: Vampirism is a myth, but a gruesome and enduring myth.

    Also, while Triclavianism is a delightful idea, and one I can get behind (the Trinity symbolism alone makes it appealing), there is no way to prove how many nails were used in Christ’s crucifixion. Most people were too concerned with the actual events of the crucifixion and resurrection of Christ to bother with such trivial details.

    Comment by L — December 11, 2007 @ 9:43 am | Reply

  2. “Vampires are Pure Evil”
    sisyphus should change his name to ‘captain obvious’
    L, thank you for that informative piece, but it’s wasted on someone who’s stupid enough to think vampires are real.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 10:00 am | Reply

  3. I dunno about vampires being real, but Brownback is definitely one of the “lost” boys. lol

    Comment by ChenZhen — December 11, 2007 @ 10:23 am | Reply

  4. “Vampires are Pure Evil”
    sisyphus should change his name to ‘captain obvious’
    L, thank you for that informative piece, but it’s wasted on someone who’s stupid enough to think vampires are real.”

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 10:00 am

    Sixsixsixyphus is a parasite.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 11, 2007 @ 10:44 am | Reply

  5. Vampires are real, just -maybe- not in the literal sense.

    You’re a troll, Spacebrother.

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 11, 2007 @ 11:35 am | Reply

  6. “Vampires are real, just -maybe- not in the literal sense.

    You’re a troll, Spacebrother.”

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 11, 2007 @ 11:35 am

    Vampires are real. Thats why I called you a parasite, because you suck. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 11, 2007 @ 11:47 am | Reply

  7. Sisypus,

    Excellent article and you bring up an excellent point about the blood suckers on the left. The whole basic philosophy the liberalism is the suck the lifesblood (money) from the healthy and give it to the socially dead. It is as just as unnatural and absurd an idea as a corpse feeding on a living person. Judging by the comments from the Moonbats your’ article is a 110% on target.

    YIC
    BJ Tabor

    Comment by BJ Tabor — December 11, 2007 @ 12:42 pm | Reply

  8. Sisyphus, please stop blogging. At least when Psycheout blogs, it’s only rightist propaganda that is usually untrue and/or uncited. When you blog, it’s absolute twaddle that belongs in, as Psycheout once put it, the circular file.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 1:10 pm | Reply

  9. To Psycheout’s credit, he occasionally does or says things everyone can agree on. Case in point, those recent Abbot and Costello posts.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 1:13 pm | Reply

  10. BJ is Dracula.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 11, 2007 @ 2:12 pm | Reply

  11. BJ’s a blood sucking parasite who’s going straight to Hell.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 11, 2007 @ 2:13 pm | Reply

  12. I believe these modern Goths with their black nails and their pierced and tattooed bodies may all be vampires.

    Comment by Helen Bock — December 11, 2007 @ 2:52 pm | Reply

  13. “I believe these modern Goths with their black nails and their pierced and tattooed bodies may all be vampires.”
    Pshaw, they only wish.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 3:10 pm | Reply

  14. Yes, I think it terrible that there are people who stand around chanting, and ringing bells and casting spells and then they drink blood from a cup!

    It is very very scary and I hope that they don’t chase me and catch me and drain the fluids from my body.

    Sissy-Puss, do you have any reccomendations on how we can protect ourselves? Should we display a large cross on our neck at all times? eat lots of garlic? or many carry a large wooden stake and a hammer to scare away these demons? Maybe that is the best choice.

    Thank you for raising these important issue. I know that Huckie Huckabee will keep us safe and we should all vote for him.

    Remember, its what GOD wants.

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 11, 2007 @ 3:45 pm | Reply

  15. Marty McPain

    Typically, I would suggest defecating on them. Urine has a tendency to blind demons and make liberals look like Cathy Griffin, both perfect reasons for why God gave us an otherwise useless ability.

    Spacebot

    When will you say ANYTHING that requires an IQ over a fingernail? Some of our liberal commentators, such as Elephant Bones, at least say some things worth replying to. All you do is simply spam Nazi! KKK! Homo! and make yourself look like a blithering idiot. For all I know, you could be all three. Ron Paul isn’t going to win: he got nailed by 40% to 17% against Duncan Hunter in his own district. Also worth noting is that Mittens, who didn’t even show up, beat Paul, and Paul comes from a very red area while Hunter comes from a very blue area (he got 70% of the registered Democrat vote). So, Hunter is shown to be an excellent candidate (behind only Sam Brownback) while your boy Paul is being endorsed only by the mentally retarded/insane. I think it is obvious that you are a vampire seeking to drink Hebrew blood at every opportunity.

    You don’t say anything new, and all you do is spam. Sam Brown, please ban this vampirical idiot.

    Comment by bobcorker — December 11, 2007 @ 5:24 pm | Reply

  16. Marty McPain @Thank you for raising these important issue. I know that Huckie Huckabee will keep us safe and we should all vote for him.

    Remember, its what GOD wants.

    Good point Marty. God will remember who votes against Huckabee come judgment day.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — December 11, 2007 @ 6:02 pm | Reply

  17. “God will remember who votes against Huckabee come judgment day.”

    Could BJ get any more stupid than he is right now?

    Comment by Arn — December 11, 2007 @ 7:00 pm | Reply

  18. Thank you for your kind words, BJ and Marty.

    Elephant Dungs:

    “Sisyphus, please stop blogging. At least when Psycheout blogs, it’s only rightist propaganda that is usually untrue and/or uncited. When you blog, it’s absolute twaddle that belongs in, as Psycheout once put it, the circular file.”

    Hey. I started the blog. You don’t like it, nobody’s forcing you to read it. I’m just trying to talk about the issues that matter to America. Vampirism, in one form or another, is a pressing issue. Vampirism is the definitive characteristic of the Left. As a leftist, you may not appreciate that point, but as an American I think pointing out the basic definitive characteristic of leftist thought.

    I’m not saying vampires ARE real. I’ve never observed one in person. But if they ARE, they vote Democrat. Not every Democrat is a vampire, but any vampires out there WOULD Be Democrat.

    I hope that makes me clear.

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 11, 2007 @ 7:16 pm | Reply

  19. “I’m not saying vampires ARE real.”

    They are. Just look at Barbara Streissand.

    Comment by bobcorker — December 11, 2007 @ 7:18 pm | Reply

  20. Hmm. Anne Rice is a born-again Catholic, much like Mr. Brownback, who has vowed to never write a vampire book again. So where does that leave you?

    Comment by salmo — December 11, 2007 @ 8:11 pm | Reply

  21. Although I did a search, I could find nothing about Sam Brownback writing a vampire book. You are a liar.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 11, 2007 @ 8:50 pm | Reply

  22. Enough of this vampire jibber-jabber. I’m going to watch Hellsing Ultimate. At least the vampires there have style.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 10:15 pm | Reply

  23. “Spacebot

    When will you say ANYTHING that requires an IQ over a fingernail? Some of our liberal commentators, such as Elephant Bones, at least say some things worth replying to. All you do is simply spam Nazi! KKK! Homo! and make yourself look like a blithering idiot. For all I know, you could be all three. Ron Paul isn’t going to win: he got nailed by 40% to 17% against Duncan Hunter in his own district. Also worth noting is that Mittens, who didn’t even show up, beat Paul, and Paul comes from a very red area while Hunter comes from a very blue area (he got 70% of the registered Democrat vote). So, Hunter is shown to be an excellent candidate (behind only Sam Brownback) while your boy Paul is being endorsed only by the mentally retarded/insane. I think it is obvious that you are a vampire seeking to drink Hebrew blood at every opportunity.

    You don’t say anything new, and all you do is spam. Sam Brown, please ban this vampirical idiot.”

    Comment by bobcorker — December 11, 2007 @ 5:24 pm

    First off…
    Your not KKKorkkker. Your an imposter KKKorkkker.

    Second…
    If you don’t understand my posts, you are more dumb than a box of rocks. And I should know.

    Third…
    In regards to Ru Paul, of course he won’t win because the conservative koolade base are a bunch of cowards afraid to vote for non corporate peace candidates. Maybe they are just too stupid because they believe everything the MSM tells ’em. Duhhhhhh. The best thing I know how to say is “duhhhh” while I relieve myself in my saggy diaper that leaks.

    Fourth….
    Who or what the F**K is Mittens? Some imbecilic character that has nothing to do with the preservation of human life or humanity?

    Fifth…
    Broiwnbacks out. Dunkkkan Hunters almost out. Ru Paul is still in and will be longer than your kkkorkkkker kkkoolade brigade . Time to stop sniffing the glue sheep boy and stop posing as KKKorkkker you phoney.

    Finally….
    Bite me. Psycheout, Sisyphus, BJ and the real KKKoerkkker post worse things than I have. Stop being a hypocritical pansy. I hate gay folk. They really suck.

    In summary….
    Dunkkkan Hunter is Hitler, Brokeback Brownback is toast, Hukkkabee wears white capes and supports illegal immigration, McCain supportts illegal immigration, Romney is a sexual deviant who supports polygamy, Guilliani is Hillary, Thompson is a fossil. That leaves only one real candidate. Too bad the outer fringe Republican base is too stupid too support a real pro-life anti-war Conservative like Ru Paul. Bunch of cowards. I love other men. And I’m proud of it. I love penises so much.

    Take your fake KKKorkkker cheese and eat it. At least the real KKKorkkker shows some spunk, even if he’s a wacko. I’d really like to have sex with him. Because I’m really really gay.

    Comment by spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 4:24 am | Reply

  24. Now about vampires….this new fake KKKorkkker is a true blood sucking leech. And I’d like to suck him myself. Call me at 867-5309.

    Comment by spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 4:25 am | Reply

  25. it is unfortunate that one cannot automatically stake anyone they think might be a vampire because vampires do not really exist. However if someone thinks they are a vampire then staking them should not only be legal but appropriate.

    YIC

    Comment by MOD-British Baptist — December 12, 2007 @ 5:25 am | Reply

  26. You’re a pervert, Spacebrother. The vampires got to you a long time ago.

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 12, 2007 @ 6:50 am | Reply

  27. “Although I did a search, I could find nothing about Sam Brownback writing a vampire book. You are a liar.”

    Fair enough. Though I was grammatically in the right, I can see where that was confused you. so…

    Like Senator Brownback, Anne Rice is a born-again Catholic. As a result of her faith, she has vowed to never write a vampire book again. So where does that leave you?

    Comment by salmo — December 12, 2007 @ 8:38 am | Reply

  28. Someone’s editing spacebrother’s posts. cowards

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 12, 2007 @ 9:07 am | Reply

  29. “Remember, its what GOD wants.”
    God can speak for himself, Marty.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 12, 2007 @ 9:53 am | Reply

  30. Someone’s editing spacebrother’s posts. cowards

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 12, 2007 @ 9:07 am

    You’re right. They have nothing to offer of substance so they alter my posts when I prove them wrong again and again and again. Total cowards.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 10:14 am | Reply

  31. Here is how the post should read until some alter monkey changes it again…..

    First off…
    Your not KKKorkkker. Your an imposter KKKorkkker.

    Second…
    If you don’t understand my posts, you are more dumb than a box of rocks.

    Third…
    In regards to Ron Paul, of course he won’t win because the conservative koolade base are a bunch of cowards afraid to vote for non corporate peace candidates. Maybe they are just too stupid because they believe everything the MSM tells ‘em. Duhhhhhh.

    Fourth….
    Who or what the F**K is Mittens? Some imbecilic character that has nothing to do with the preservation of human life or humanity?

    Fifth…
    Brownbacks out. Dunkkkan Hunters almost out. Ron Paul is still in and will be longer than your kkkorkkkker kkkoolade brigade . Time to stop sniffing the glue sheep boy and stop posing as KKKorkkker you phoney.

    Finally….
    Bite me. Psycheout, Sisyphus, BJ and the real KKKorkkker post worse things than I have. Stop being a hypocritical pansy.

    In summary….
    Dunkkkan Hunter is Hitler, Brokeback Brownback is toast, Hukkkabee wears white capes and supports illegal immigration, McCain supportts illegal immigration, Romney is a sexual deviant who supports polygamy, Guilliani is Hillary, Thompson is a fossil. That leaves only one real candidate. Too bad the outer fringe Republican base is too stupid too support a real pro-life anti-war Conservative like Ron Paul. Bunch of cowards.

    Take your fake KKKorkkker cheese and eat it. At least the real KKKorkkker shows some spunk, even if he’s a wacko.

    Comment by spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 4:24 am

    Now about vampires….this new fake KKKorkkker is a true blood sucking leech.

    Comment by spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 4:25 am

    Probably will be altered again in 5….4….3….2….

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 10:21 am | Reply

  32. I never thought you could top yourself with that Platypus story.

    Oh, how wrong was i.

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — December 12, 2007 @ 11:55 am | Reply

  33. I’d really like to have sex with him. Because I’m really really gay. Comment by spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 4:24 am

    well now that you’ve cleared that up….it explains why you have the ideas that you do.

    I think a week or two in the “Sexual Perversion Rehabilitation Clinic in St. Louis Mo.” would really help you. As part of your adverse behavior training you will work with local residents who will teach you that what you are doing is not acceptable behavior.

    It will only cost you $15,000 per week.

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 12, 2007 @ 1:19 pm | Reply

  34. I wonder if my posts will be the next to get changed.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 12, 2007 @ 1:39 pm | Reply

  35. If God wills it, it will be done

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 12, 2007 @ 2:08 pm | Reply

  36. More like if some f**kwad alters it. God had nothing to do with altering my blogs Marty McPedo.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 2:44 pm | Reply

  37. Do you have a foot fetish? in addition to your other perversions? Ped means “foot” in Latin.

    Oh, and remember, everything that happens, happens through the will of God. Do you think to oppose Him?

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 12, 2007 @ 2:47 pm | Reply

  38. “Typically, I would suggest defecating on them.”

    Comment by bobcorker — December 11, 2007 @ 5:24 pm

    Fake KKKorkkker sounds a fecal freak based on this.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 2:47 pm | Reply

  39. “Do you have a foot fetish? in addition to your other perversions? Ped means “foot” in Latin.

    Oh, and remember, everything that happens, happens through the will of God. Do you think to oppose Him?”

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 12, 2007 @ 2:47 pm

    Why do you ask? Are you hitting on me Marty McPedophile?

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 2:49 pm | Reply

  40. Oh, and Gods will is that Jesus hates you and your going straight top Hell McPedophile.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 2:51 pm | Reply

  41. *waits for cowards to alter my posts again. Stupid Bushmonkeys*

    The only reason I post as I do is because my posts get altered.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 2:54 pm | Reply

  42. I want to touch Psycheout, Marty McPain and bobcorker in all their naughty places.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 3:02 pm | Reply

  43. Yes Sisy, I’d like that a lot.

    Comment by Spacebrother (pretending to be Psycheout) — December 12, 2007 @ 3:17 pm | Reply

  44. So it’s a date then Psyche baby.

    Comment by Spacebrother (pretending to be Sisyphus) — December 12, 2007 @ 3:19 pm | Reply

  45. I want you Sisyphus, Psycheout and bobcorker now.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 3:22 pm | Reply

  46. Sisy, bobcorker and Marty McPain, I want to touch you in all your naughty places.

    Comment by Spacebrother (pretending to be Psycheout) — December 11, 2007 @ 8:50 pm

    I’d like that Psyche honey.

    Comment by Spacebrother (pretending to be Sisyphus) — December 11, 2007 @ 11:35 am

    As would I.

    Comment by Spacebrother (pretending to be bobcorker) — December 11, 2007 @ 5:24 pm

    Maybe we could have gay sex together.

    Comment by Spacebrother (pretending to be Marty McPain) — December 12, 2007 @ 3:32 pm | Reply

  47. “Sisy, bobcorker and Marty McPain, I want to touch you in all your naughty places.”

    Comment by Spacebrother (pretending to be Psycheout) — December 11, 2007 @ 8:50 pm

    “I’d like that Psyche honey.”

    Comment by Spacebrother (pretending to be Sisyphus) — December 11, 2007 @ 11:35 am

    “As would I ladies.”

    Comment by Spacebrother (pretending to be bobcorker) — December 11, 2007 @ 5:24 pm

    Maybe we could have gay sex together.

    [Ed Note: Wow, you’re really funny, Spambrother. Are you trying to tell us that you’d like to go **** yourself? Because you certainly have my permission.]

    Comment by Spacebrother (pretending to be Marty McPain) — December 12, 2007 @ 3:33 pm | Reply

  48. Why do you ask? Are you hitting on me Marty McPedophile? Comment by SpaceHo

    You may need more time at the clinic….and shock therapy.

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 12, 2007 @ 4:33 pm | Reply

  49. Okay, I know this is way, way off-topic, but strangely enough, when this blog starts talking about vampires, which I remind you DO NOT EXIST, YA DUMMIES!, maybe it’s not so far off-topic… But when are you going to become blogs4huckabee?

    It’s hard to lampoon someone who is no longer a candidate (I will become a vampire before Brownback becomes our president), so why not lampoon someone who MIGHT become president (depending on whether the Swift-Boating the GOP delivers is more or less effective than the one they delivered in 2004)?

    Heh. If you don’t, maybe someone will.

    Comment by MikeM — December 12, 2007 @ 5:33 pm | Reply

  50. “First off…
    Your not KKKorkkker. Your an imposter KKKorkkker.”

    Nope. I wanted an avatar, and WordPress wouldn’t let me use backslashes or spaces. Sorry if that confused you.

    “Second…
    If you don’t understand my posts, you are more dumb than a box of rocks.”

    Shouldn’t that be ‘dumber’?

    Third…
    “In regards to Ron Paul, of course he won’t win because the conservative koolade base are a bunch of cowards afraid to vote for non corporate peace candidates. Maybe they are just too stupid because they believe everything the MSM tells ‘em. Duhhhhhh.”

    This was his own district, you ignorant kook. He has the home field advantage, and he lost to a phony that didn’t even show up and the best conservative officially in the race by fairly large margins. At any rate, Ron Paul (other than the war and drug issues) is actually a mediocre but decent American, but the people who vote for him scare the dickens out of me. Paul’s going to be reacting to every single demand they make, and it worries me.

    Fourth….
    “Who or what the F**K is Mittens? Some imbecilic character that has nothing to do with the preservation of human life or humanity?”

    I would think that long-time trolls like you would know who Mittens is. Oven Mitt, Rumney, Gitt On Me (what he’s saying to you), whatever, his name is Mitt Romney.

    Fifth…
    “Brownbacks out. Dunkkkan Hunters almost out. Ron Paul is still in and will be longer than your kkkorkkkker kkkoolade brigade . Time to stop sniffing the glue sheep boy and stop posing as KKKorkkker you phoney.”

    How do you figure that I’m a phony? Do you not see the similarities in posting style? You can ask the blog owners if you’d like. Hunter’s in no danger of dropping out, FreeRepublic, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh are overwhelmingly supporting him, and Brownback is God’s ordained president.

    Finally….
    “Bite me. Psycheout, Sisyphus, BJ and the real KKKorkkker post worse things than I have. Stop being a hypocritical pansy.”
    No we haven’t. You cuss like an Islamist.

    In summary….
    “Dunkkkan Hunter is Hitler”
    Godwin’s Law, not to mention the fact that Hitler wanted to replace the Jewish Jesus with himself. He borrowed heavily from conservative Christianity, but he wanted to destroy it. Don’t bring Hitler up any more.

    “Brokeback Brownback is toast”
    No.

    “Hukkkabee wears white capes and supports illegal immigration”

    Of course! The KKK wants lots of brown people hopping the borders illegaly! Do you even look at what you write?

    “McCain supportts illegal immigration”
    “Romney is a sexual deviant who supports polygamy”
    “Guilliani is Hillary”
    “Thompson is a fossil”

    You’re actually correct, except these people are RINOs. Mention that next time.

    “That leaves only one real candidate.”

    Alan Keyes? I’d take him. He’s not a RINO, at least.

    “Too bad the outer fringe Republican base is too stupid too support a real pro-life anti-war Conservative like Ron Paul”
    Since when are 97% of Republican voters outer fringe Republicans?

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 12, 2007 @ 6:48 pm | Reply

  51. Way to add my name to posts I did’nt make twats.

    Comment by spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 8:12 pm | Reply

  52. “I want to touch Psycheout, Marty McPain and bobcorker in all their naughty places.”

    “I want you Sisyphus, Psycheout and bobcorker now.”

    I did’nt post these a-holes. Nice try though. Now you dinks are stooping to completely create crap that I had nothing to do with.

    Comment by spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 8:22 pm | Reply

  53. I just checked and it’s the same IP address, Spacebrother. It was you. Why not just admit it?

    Comment by Psycheout — December 12, 2007 @ 8:32 pm | Reply

  54. “Paul’s going to be reacting to every single demand they make, and it worries me.”
    Isn’t doing what Americans want part of a President’s job? He’s the servant of the people, not the other way around.
    “I just checked and it’s the same IP address, Spacebrother. It was you. Why not just admit it?”
    You’ll forgive me if I don’t feel inclined to believe you, Psycheout.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 12, 2007 @ 8:46 pm | Reply

  55. That’s fine, EB. I wasn’t trying to convince you of anything. I was addressing SB, not EB.

    Spacebrother knows he submitted those comments. I just wanted to let him know that he’s not fooling anybody. Now he knows.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 12, 2007 @ 8:57 pm | Reply

  56. I just checked and it’s the same IP address, Spacebrother. It was you. Why not just admit it?

    Comment by Psycheout — December 12, 2007 @

    Psycheout, you’re a liar, and once a liar always a liar. The web is fascinating, you can find almost anything here, including IP addresses, would this be a good time for me to post your’s on here? And while I’m at it, post everyone else’s including the IP address those comments came from. You can hide some things from some people but you can’t hide everything from everyone. Oh yeah, that would be invasion of privacy, wouldn’t it? But I do have Spacebro’s email address, so perhaps I’ll just send him the important parts, like the IP address and email address of his imposter.
    Or you could just tell the truth for once. You wouldn’t want to do that, though, would you? So I’ll do it for you.

    Comment by Arn — December 13, 2007 @ 7:54 am | Reply

  57. The thing is that these B4B idiots first off alter posts. Absolutely an act of cowardess. Then they add my name to posts I did’nt make. Sisyphus and Psycheout, why would any of us honestly take your word for anything? Why alter blogs?

    Psycheout = Blog altering coward
    Sisyphus = Blog altering coward

    As Arn said, once a liar, always a liar.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 13, 2007 @ 9:15 am | Reply

  58. “…Hunter’s in no danger of dropping out, FreeRepublic, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh are overwhelmingly supporting him, and Brownback is God’s ordained president.”

    My bets go out that Ron Paul survives longer that Hunter. FreeRepublic is a Nationalist Arian organization, Ann Coulture is the American equivalent of an Islamofascist propagandist and Limbaugh is a drug addicted pill popping junkie. With endorsements like those, his campaign was doomed from the get go. Brownbacks toast, gone, out, vapor, finished, ancient history.

    “No we haven’t. You cuss like an Islamist.”

    And you act like a Nazi.

    “Godwin’s Law, not to mention the fact that Hitler wanted to replace the Jewish Jesus with himself. He borrowed heavily from conservative Christianity, but he wanted to destroy it. Don’t bring Hitler up any more.”

    Yes, Hitler, much like Bin Laden, Mousolini and Stalin were Conservative and the current breed of Conservativism in America is in lock-step with the same ideals. Whether you can accept it or not, the Conservative Republican base now-a-days is more aligned with Hitler than Abe Lincoln.

    “Brokeback Brownback is toast”
    “No.”
    Yep.

    “Of course! The KKK wants lots of brown people hopping the borders illegaly! Do you even look at what you write?”

    You are obviously an authority on the subject KKKorkkker.

    “Alan Keyes? I’d take him. He’s not a RINO, at least.”

    I did’nt even know he was running. The Neo-Conman movement will never support a non-caucasion. You say you’d vote for him but I don’t believe you.

    “Since when are 97% of Republican voters outer fringe Republicans?”

    Much like 97% of Nazi’s supported Hitler, and Bush now-a-days.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 13, 2007 @ 9:53 am | Reply

  59. Spacebrother is a one-man spam machine.

    MikeM: Huckabee is a good man, but one can’t alter the will of God. God’s will is that Brownback win the write-in candidacy; unless God orders otherwise, there’s nothing I can do but serve as His humble herald. Right now, He urges me to spread the word about Brownback. That’s really all I can tell you.

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 13, 2007 @ 12:07 pm | Reply

  60. I’d like to see a little evidence that God want Brownback president. And by that I mean I want incontrovertible proof. There shouldn’t be any doubt in my mind left after presenting it.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 13, 2007 @ 12:13 pm | Reply

  61. “Spacebrother is a one-man spam machine.

    MikeM: Huckabee is a good man, but one can’t alter the will of God. God’s will is that Brownback win the write-in candidacy; unless God orders otherwise, there’s nothing I can do but serve as His humble herald. Right now, He urges me to spread the word about Brownback. That’s really all I can tell you.”

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 13, 2007 @ 12:07 pm

    It’s alright Sisyphus, even paranoid schizophrenics like you are free to come out of the closet. Life must get lonely in there with Psycheout, McPedophile and BJ Imagointohellbor in your company.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 13, 2007 @ 12:25 pm | Reply

  62. “I’d like to see a little evidence that God want Brownback president. And by that I mean I want incontrovertible proof. There shouldn’t be any doubt in my mind left after presenting it.”

    If an explosion occurs on your doormat tomorrow, that is God’s way of saying that He has rejected Brownback.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 13, 2007 @ 10:37 pm | Reply

  63. You’re not a prophet, Bob, but since we’re trying to tell the future, lemme try:
    If another building is attacked in NYC on Saturday, Sisyphus and Psycheout are right about absolutely everything.

    and by the way, i don’t have a doormat, I live in a dorm.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 13, 2007 @ 11:12 pm | Reply

  64. “and by the way, i don’t have a doormat, I live in a dorm.”

    Then you lose automatically! Congratulations! This is obvious proof that Sam Brownback shall win.

    “If another building is attacked in NYC on Saturday, Sisyphus and Psycheout are right about absolutely everything”

    I’m sure a building is being demolished somewhere in NYC on Saturday. It’s a huge city, after all.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 13, 2007 @ 11:20 pm | Reply

  65. Operative word was ‘attacked.’

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 14, 2007 @ 12:15 am | Reply

  66. “Operative word was ‘attacked”

    ???? When a building is being demolished, is it being ‘cuddled’? Is it being ‘rebuilt’? No. It is being attacked by a giant yellow machine, and you can not deny this.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 14, 2007 @ 12:32 am | Reply

  67. “???? When a building is being demolished, is it being ‘cuddled’? Is it being ‘rebuilt’? No. It is being attacked by a giant yellow machine, and you can not deny this.”

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 14, 2007 @ 12:32 am

    Unless some guy who’s family that has done business with the Bush family for decades decides to orchestrate the flying of jumbo jets into them.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 14, 2007 @ 9:18 am | Reply

  68. “I’d like to see a little evidence that God want Brownback president. And by that I mean I want incontrovertible proof. There shouldn’t be any doubt in my mind left after presenting it.”

    Brownback’s victory will be your awakening, treefrog.

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 14, 2007 @ 10:28 am | Reply

  69. ““God will remember who votes against Huckabee come judgment day.”

    Could BJ get any more stupid than he is right now?

    Comment by Arn ”

    Frankly, I think he’s right. And He’ll be welcoming us into Heaven with open arms.

    “I’m just trying to talk about the issues that matter to America.”

    Then talk about unemployment, or the war in Iraq, instead of a fictional creature. Or at least make it clear that you mean the vampires to symbolize something.

    “I’m not saying vampires ARE real. I’ve never observed one in person. But if they ARE, they vote Democrat.”

    …..If vampires existed, they’d need to hide from the living so we wouldn’t destroy them. Therefore, they would be too busy organizing secret meetings and stealing blood from the Red Cross to vote for anybody.

    “I think a week or two in the “Sexual Perversion Rehabilitation Clinic in St. Louis Mo.” would really help you. As part of your adverse behavior training you will work with local residents who will teach you that what you are doing is not acceptable behavior.

    It will only cost you $15,000 per week.

    Comment by Marty McPain”

    Ah, yes, then they teach “reformed” homosexuals that, since they’re not attracted to the opposite sex, they have no choice other than to totally suppress their romantic feelings and live alone for the rest of their lives. Many “former” homosexuals struggle with temptation for the rest of their lives, and even commit suicide because they think they are irreparably “broken.” Which is worse, a sin that hurts no one, or despair that damages one’s mind, and causes the far greater sin of taking one’s own life, which causes grief to everyone who knows that person? Some “Christian love” you’ve got going on there, Marty.

    ““I just checked and it’s the same IP address, Spacebrother. It was you. Why not just admit it?”
    You’ll forgive me if I don’t feel inclined to believe you, Psycheout.

    Comment by Elephant Bones”

    I’m not taking sides on this one anyway. I don’t trust Psycheout, but Spacebrother somehow manages to be 10x more of a jerk.

    “The web is fascinating, you can find almost anything here, including IP addresses, would this be a good time for me to post your’s on here? And while I’m at it, post everyone else’s including the IP address those comments came from. You can hide some things from some people but you can’t hide everything from everyone.”

    I’d agree to that, but some of the trolls on here would likely use my location to do horrible things. I’m not afraid of anything the creators of this blog can do to me, because I know they wouldn’t hurt the daughter of one of their own (my father is a conservative government employee, and a Vietnam veteran).

    “???? When a building is being demolished, is it being ‘cuddled’? Is it being ‘rebuilt’? No. It is being attacked by a giant yellow machine, and you can not deny this.

    Comment by Bob_Corker”

    Hey genius, he means attacked by terrorists, not simply demolished by a contractor to be replaced by a new building.

    Comment by L — December 14, 2007 @ 11:13 am | Reply

  70. Also:

    As this comic points out, the Far Right isn’t exactly making itself look good to the rest of the country here.

    Comment by L — December 14, 2007 @ 11:15 am | Reply

  71. Well, crud. Lemme try a direct link instead: There.

    That’s what everyone else sees when they look at the Far Right. Not a pretty picture, but I thought you guys should know.

    Comment by L — December 14, 2007 @ 11:16 am | Reply

  72. “I’m not taking sides on this one anyway. I don’t trust Psycheout, but Spacebrother somehow manages to be 10x more of a jerk.”

    Comment by L — December 14, 2007 @ 11:13 am

    OK, so I’m a jerk. At least I’m honest. I’m not the one altering peoples blogs or adding names to blogs they did’nt post to begin with. I initially came on here with an open mind, but because Psycheout and company disagreed with my view (nothing fair and balanced or family oriented about this sight), they chose to alter my blogs, chose to add stuff I did’nt type, change wording around and add my name to things I did’nt post to begin with. Likely by the time you read this, it will be altered by these weasels who can’t handle being outdone at their own game.

    Altered in 5…4…3…2…1….

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 14, 2007 @ 12:06 pm | Reply

  73. “they chose to alter my blogs”

    you really are stupid. If you do HVAE a blog please go to it and type away….

    what you do here is to “submit comments.”

    fool

    [Ed Note: Word.]

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 14, 2007 @ 12:41 pm | Reply

  74. you really are stupid. If you do HVAE a blog please go to it and type away….

    what you do here is to “submit comments.”

    fool

    [Ed Note: Word.]

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 14, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

    Marty McPedophile, stay away from children.

    Ed Note, word of the day…ASS.

    Censorship is the work of Commies, Fascists, Nazi’s and wussies.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 14, 2007 @ 1:35 pm | Reply

  75. Oh, learn how to spell HAVE Marty McDumbASS.

    HVAE……what a tool.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 14, 2007 @ 1:49 pm | Reply

  76. Wow, Spacebrother’s correcting someone else’s spelling, despite his constant misspelling of words such as “cowardice” and “website.” Way to call the kettle black.

    Comment by L — December 16, 2007 @ 5:52 pm | Reply

  77. That’s typical of Frank Zappa lovers, L. They will burn in hell along with their pornographic zealot. Spacebrother seems to be the kind of person that kisses a portrait of Aunt Jemima every morning. Aunt Jemimaism is a very new cult that is spreading like wildfire. It’s very dangerous, and turns its advocates into idiots, as seen with Spacehomo.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 17, 2007 @ 1:53 am | Reply

  78. “Wow, Spacebrother’s correcting someone else’s spelling, despite his constant misspelling of words such as “cowardice” and “website.” Way to call the kettle black.”

    Comment by L — December 16, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

    Actually L, I spell everything correctly everytime, but PsyKKKeout alters my responses so often that it’s obvious he’s sabatoging them all on purpose. This will probably be altered by the time you read it.

    “That’s typical of Frank Zappa lovers, L. They will burn in hell along with their pornographic zealot. Spacebrother seems to be the kind of person that kisses a portrait of Aunt Jemima every morning. Aunt Jemimaism is a very new cult that is spreading like wildfire. It’s very dangerous, and turns its advocates into idiots, as seen with Spacehomo.”

    Blatant Racism by Bob_KKKorKKKer — December 17, 2007 @ 1:53 am

    So you hate blacks and are a closet homosexual KKKorKKKer. What else is new. Maybe Alan Keyes will read your “Aun’t Jemima” and forgive the non-caucasian statements you frequently make in exchange for your KKKind vote.

    And no, I still won’t let you touch my [censored].

    [Ed Note: Please stop making so many comments referring to your perverted sexuality. It will no longer be tolerated.]

    Comment by spacebrother — December 17, 2007 @ 8:43 am | Reply

  79. Please do not insult 4chan.

    Comment by Moderator — January 3, 2008 @ 7:59 pm | Reply

  80. umm, I know this is kind of a moot point now, but what’s wrong with heliocentrism?

    Comment by Mudi-B — May 19, 2008 @ 1:58 pm | Reply

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