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December 10, 2007

Why Do Liberals Hate Santa?

Santa ClausOnce again, The War On Christmas enters a frenzy in the isolated moonbat enclaves of our nation. For yet another year, the shock troops of leftist intolerance and hatred continue to demonize decent, hard-working, family-oriented Americans for their continued devotion to the faith of the Founding Fathers and their celebration of the birth of the Son of Our Father in Heaven. Yet again, baby Jesus is recrucified on the altar of atheism, secularism, Islamism, Paganism, and Darwinism.

Why do the liberals hate Christmas so much? Surely not even they can hate Jesus to such an extent. I will concede that liberals despise Jesus and everything He stands for, but that alone doesn’t even begin to explain their visceral hatred for the Christmas season. I refuse to accept such a facile explanation. Deeper motives are afoot.

My inquiries into these matters have led me to what appears an inescapable conclusion: liberals hate Santa. Liberals despise Santa with a white-hot furor rivalling only their hatred for law and order; even their hatred for America and Christianity may take a second seat to this unfathomable loathing. Liberals despise Santa like Satan despises God, and himself.

Santa Free ZoneThat conclusion begs the question, however: why do liberals hate Santa? The answers are, undoubtedly, legion, but these are the most common factors I’ve been able to discern:

– Santa is a kindly, gentle, loveable old man. His values are conservative, his demeanor jolly. This is an affront to the values of the Atheists’ “god”, Satan, whose name Santa jovially parodies with his own. Satan is a jealous master, and brooks no disrespect from the impishly virtuous. His minions serve his bidding, to their eventual damnation.

– Giving, sharing, and love are inherently anathema to liberals. These are the values that make America and Christianity great. Liberals have made it abundantly clear that neither God nor country hold any appeal for them. Santa embodies these values fully; ergo, he is the face of their enemy, Goodness.

– Only Satan and his instrument, science, may be worshipped in Liberal enclaves. Science tells us that all beliefs, morality, and emotion are meaningless; Satan, the Lord of Evil and Oblivion, exults at this false gospel. He sows other lies, as well, like spiderlings in a malevolent wind. Liberals are quick to wish each other happy Ramadan, happy Kwanza, happy Hanukah, merry Festivus, etc. Yet, say “Merry Christmas” to one of them, and watch him hold his ears and shriek at you. Some places even call it the “C-word”. You can wish your terrorist buddy a happy suicide bombing, but wish him good fellowship on behalf of the birth of God, and somehow you’re the bad guy!

Santa ClausSanta stands for goodness, light, truth, and true science. He stands for everything liberals, and Satan, despise. It is our sacred duty as Republicans, as Christians, as Americans, and as decent human beings to celebrate Christmas and Santa Claus as loudly and as publicly as possible. To do so is to greatly pain the Evil Ones.

In the film “It’s a Wonderful Life,” a small child states that “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” That’s quite true, but so is the converse: every time a Christmas cheer sounds out, a demon perishes in agony, and his left-wing human host-sacrifice dies screaming as blood pours from his ears, nose, eyes, and throat. Obviously, Frank Kapra felt it was inappropriate to show such scenes in a Christmas film; but those of us fighting for the existence of Christmas itself must remove the blindfolds from our eyes and have no illusions about the foes we confront. Liberals have demons, and those demons give liberals powers. But those powers are as naught against the force of Love itself.

So, Merry Christmas, Satan! I hope Beelzebub and his human host, Nancy Pelosi, enjoy my missive!

59 Comments »

  1. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Rantings from a whack job paranoid schizophrenic. There’s no war on Christmas. Pure dillusional dribble.

    Comment by spacebrother — December 10, 2007 @ 11:55 am | Reply

  2. Keep voting Nazi, Spacebrother.

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 10, 2007 @ 12:15 pm | Reply

  3. Santa seems sorta socialist to me. Wouldn’t liberals love him for that?

    Comment by lr — December 10, 2007 @ 12:22 pm | Reply

  4. Sisyphus, Nazis are the extreme right. You’re closer to a Nazi.

    Too, Atheists have no god–not even Satan. They don’t believe in him. The end.

    Spacebrother: Wondrously stated.

    Comment by La Mona — December 10, 2007 @ 12:24 pm | Reply

  5. [“every time a Christmas cheer sounds out, a demon perishes in agony, and his left-wing human host-sacrifice dies screaming as blood pours from his ears, nose, eyes, and throat.”]

    Is there, like some kind of scripture or something that you got this from? I’d like to see that, it’s not in my KJV that’s for sure.

    Never mind, I see it’s just Sisyphus lying again. The ravings of a lunatic never cease to amaze me. Rave on, lunatic.

    Comment by Arn — December 10, 2007 @ 12:31 pm | Reply

  6. “all beliefs, morality, and emotion are meaningless”
    Evidently you haven’t researched science thoroughly, or at all. Men and women of science follow strict ethical guidelines, set up by (guess who?) other scientists.
    And if you want to call all scientists Atheistic, at least be consistent. Atheists don’t worship Satan, they worship NOTHING.
    Choose one or the other, Sis.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 10, 2007 @ 12:53 pm | Reply

  7. I have officially lost all faith in Sisyphus’s sanity.

    Come to think out, wasn’t Sisyphus the name of a demon in Dante’s inferno?

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — December 10, 2007 @ 12:55 pm | Reply

  8. “Too, Atheists have no god–not even Satan. They don’t believe in him. The end.”

    Those who worship modern “science” worship its ultimate master, Satan. We needn’t listen to the lies from their lips; their actions are far more eloquent than their words, and you shall know them by the fruits of their labor. They’ve given us nothing, but taken from us everything. God has provided us recent technology through miracles of revelation, yet scientists have claimed credit.

    “Evidently you haven’t researched science thoroughly, or at all. Men and women of science follow strict ethical guidelines, set up by (guess who?) other scientists.”

    Evidently you haven’t researched Satan thoroughly, or at all. Men and women of Satan follow strict unethical guidelines, set up by (guess who?) other Satanists.

    “And if you want to call all scientists Atheistic, at least be consistent. Atheists don’t worship Satan, they worship NOTHING.”

    The King of pseudoscience and of Hell is also King of Oblivion. Don’t think you can escape damnation with semantics, pachyderm ossifications.

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 10, 2007 @ 1:26 pm | Reply

  9. Satan has nothing to do with Science. Really Sisy, think about it…God is all for Science. He, from Christian perspective, created the world and its order and Man’s way of putting that order (processes) into words would be Science. Science is the study of the way the world works, no?

    Of course, seeing the level of your sanity…I don’t expect you to take that.

    Comment by La Mona — December 10, 2007 @ 1:38 pm | Reply

  10. Sisyphus must ride the short bus. Really, he is clinically insane. Santa aka Saint Nicholas, much like Jesus, is the ultimate Liberal. They both represent peace, charity, unselfish giving and love which are all basic Liberal ideals.

    Jesus = Liberal
    Saint Nick = Liberal
    Sisyphus = nut job

    Comment by spacebrother — December 10, 2007 @ 1:51 pm | Reply

  11. OH GOD, I LOVE THIS WEBSITE. I’m going to go and fornicate like wild with all my other hot sexy hedonistic scientist colleagues.

    Oh wait, sorry, by “hot sexy hedonistic scientist colleagues”, I meant “incredibly smart, studious tinkerers who half the time vote Republican and abstained from sex for the vast majority of their lives because they cared more about knowledge of our universe as a moral necessity than getting laid…unlike most of the Southern Baptists that I know.”

    Just to clarify.

    Anyway, please, keep writing, because this is truly, I’ll say it again, THE funniest website I have ever seen in my life. Pure.Comedy.Gold.

    Comment by AC — December 10, 2007 @ 1:55 pm | Reply

  12. “Satan has nothing to do with Science. Really Sisy, think about it…God is all for Science.”

    Yes, He is. True Science. Not Darwinism, Copernicanism, Marxism, phrenology, biology, or any of the other laughable pseudosciences crammed down our childrens’ throats with our tax dollars in our schools.

    “Jesus = Liberal
    Saint Nick = Liberal”

    When you blaspheme like this, you only make it worse for yourself.

    “Sisyphus = nut job”

    That’s not blasphemy, but it is insulting. Then again, it’s what I’ve come to expect from the oh-so-tolerant left.

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 10, 2007 @ 2:09 pm | Reply

  13. “Yes, He is. True Science. Not Darwinism, Copernicanism, Marxism, phrenology, biology, or any of the other laughable pseudosciences crammed down our childrens’ throats with our tax dollars in our schools.”
    So what’s left? what do you allow yourself to believe, sis?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 10, 2007 @ 2:20 pm | Reply

  14. Actually, the deleted scene on the It’s A Wonderful Life DVD clearly shows that the demon’s host sponataneously combusts incandescently, raining hot, glowing ashes down everywhere in a ten-foot radius.

    Comment by Baramos — December 10, 2007 @ 2:21 pm | Reply

  15. And for the record, it’s not all Liberals that hate Santa. Just the stupid ones.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 10, 2007 @ 2:27 pm | Reply

  16. “When you blaspheme like this, you only make it worse for yourself.”

    No blasphemy there, only truth.

    “That’s not blasphemy, but it is insulting. Then again, it’s what I’ve come to expect from the oh-so-tolerant left.”

    Coming from the patron saint of tolerance. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I think you missed your bus today.

    Comment by spacebrother — December 10, 2007 @ 2:31 pm | Reply

  17. What’s this nonsense about atheists not worshiping Satan? Every good Christian knows all atheists secretly believe God exists in their hearts of hearts, just look at the way atheists curse and say things like “God d**n”. If you believe but reject God that means you worship Satan, God’s adversary, so therefore atheists worship Satan.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — December 10, 2007 @ 2:53 pm | Reply

  18. Pure.Comedy.Gold. Comment by AC — December 10, 2007 @ 1:55 pm

    Hmm.. AC. Is that some kind of sick perverted code? what are you AC/DC or something? No wonder why you think everything is comedy.

    You won’t be laughing when I attach the DC to your PP and get you some Christian Love. You won’t be laughing you’ll be screaming.

    But that’s a good thing if you are screaming for forgiveness and admitting that you are a sinner.

    “So what’s left? what do you allow yourself to believe, sis?”

    that’s easy. Creation Science, Angels, and the Light of the Holy Spirit… to name just three branches of Christian Science.

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 10, 2007 @ 2:56 pm | Reply

  19. “Every good Christian knows all atheists secretly believe God exists in their hearts of hearts, just look at the way atheists curse and say things like “God d**n”. If you believe but reject God that means you worship Satan, God’s adversary, so therefore atheists worship Satan.”

    Comment by BJ Tabor — December 10, 2007 @ 2:53

    Circular logic at its finest. Of course it doesn’t wash, but hey, I’d give him at least a B- for trying.

    “God has provided us recent technology through miracles of revelation, yet scientists have claimed credit.” Comment by Sisy

    The idea for the computer chip came to Matthew in a vision.

    “Those who worship modern “science” worship its ultimate master, Satan.” Comment by Sisy

    Tell the truth Sisy, when was the last time you saw someone worshipping science? Did they get on their knees and pray to the great quantum physicist in the sky?

    “to name just three branches of Christian Science.” Comment by McVain

    Now Marty, I know I’ve seen you say ALL science was evil (I could go back and find all the times you’ve said it if you like) but now there is Christian science. Of course I’ve seen you contradict yourself several times, remember, it’s hard to cover your lies when you tell so many of them that you lose track.

    Comment by Arn — December 10, 2007 @ 3:54 pm | Reply

  20. hmmm you better go back and check. I said all Catholics were evil but I was corrected by Mr. Corker.

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 10, 2007 @ 4:25 pm | Reply

  21. Santa dresses in Republican red and is, after all, a saint. Reason enough for hell’s minions to hate him.

    Comment by Roy Ubu — December 10, 2007 @ 6:28 pm | Reply

  22. Marty –

    That has got to be the dumbest insult I’ve ever had lobbed at me. You are a damn idiot.

    And I firmly believe this site exists for the sole purpose of providing me endless entertainment.

    Anybody who has such a child-molesting name like “McPain” should never be making light of the moniker I use on this website.

    Comment by AC — December 10, 2007 @ 7:56 pm | Reply

  23. Wow, maybe not everyone believes in Christianity! What a novel idea! Maybe we don’t want to jump to the conclusion that all people are as insane as you!
    I’ll just say it outright: WRAP YOUR BIG HEAD AROUND THE FACT THAT AMERICA HAS FREEDOM OF RELIGION FOR A REASON. NOT JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT, BUT BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN WORSHIP WHOMEVER THEY PLEASE.

    You know, I’d just love Muslims or something to be the only ones to survive an apocalypse or something. Then they’ll laugh at you for saying they’ll go to Hell.

    Comment by Bob — December 10, 2007 @ 7:58 pm | Reply

  24. You know, I’d just love Muslims or something to be the only ones to survive an apocalypse or something.

    What a jackass. Why do you hate America so much? Why don’t you strap a bomb or something on your chest or something and go blow up some children or something in the name of Allah or something?

    You make me sick, moron. Ban this jerk, Sam.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 10, 2007 @ 8:08 pm | Reply

  25. Now Who invented Santa, not I nor you dip nose, you must finger your self, saying your christmas is evil, you alone must be SATAN.or maybe you are Mormon, HAHAHAHA

    Comment by Gigi — December 10, 2007 @ 8:11 pm | Reply

  26. why are you dumping on SANTA, the poor FREAK well this world would love to jump on you not santa , its just for kids, we lie, to them, because , just because. thats all I have to say about that…..

    Comment by Gigi — December 10, 2007 @ 8:18 pm | Reply

  27. Why liberals hate Santa is an enigma, Gigi, and that’s what Sisyphus was trying to get to the root of. Obviously Santa loves Jesus. Yet liberals hate him. Why???

    Comment by Psycheout — December 10, 2007 @ 8:43 pm | Reply

  28. you must finger your self

    You might want to reword that. You aren’t a liberal troll, are you?

    Comment by Psycheout — December 10, 2007 @ 8:53 pm | Reply

  29. “Why liberals hate Santa is an enigma, Gigi, and that’s what Sisyphus was trying to get to the root of. Obviously Santa loves Jesus. Yet liberals hate him. Why???”

    Comment by Psycheout — December 10, 2007 @ 8:43 pm

    Ask Bush why so many childrens mothers and fathers will be missing yet another Christmas thanks to the Iraq debacle then tell me who hates Christmas more. Or even tell these same children that their parents died in an unjustifiable failure based on lies, treason, cover ups and war crimes then wish them a Merry Christmas Psykkkeout.

    Comment by spacebrother — December 10, 2007 @ 9:20 pm | Reply

  30. Psyche and Sisy, you’re both total idiots, shouldn’t you two have given it up by now, not a soul on earth buys your bullcrap except for your own little group of idiots right here on your site. Most people actually have brains and therefore see you for the idiotic jerks you are.

    A troll is as a troll does, sir.,,, Forest Gump.

    Comment by Arn — December 10, 2007 @ 9:25 pm | Reply

  31. spambrother, give me a link to these poor tykes and I’ll thank them for the sacrifice they have made. I doubt they’ll be on your side though. Most service families respect and support the mission, unlike blame-America-firsters like yourself.

    Light up another joint and curse America. It’ll make you feel better. That’s all that matters to worthless libs like you.

    And you’ve drifted way off topic, as usual. This post is about how liberals hate Saint Nick, in case you were too blotto to notice.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 10, 2007 @ 9:35 pm | Reply

  32. These bloggers would watch V for Vendetta and root for Chancellor Sutler. The devil has marked one choice at a fork in the road as the path to America’s salvation, and these foolish conservatives follow it blindly, denying their stupidity even as they fall over a cliff.

    Such a shame.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 10, 2007 @ 9:57 pm | Reply

  33. “THE FACT THAT AMERICA HAS FREEDOM OF RELIGION FOR A REASON” nice Bob..all caps…cute…

    America has Freedom because Jesus the Son, God the Father and that imp the Holy Spirit have DECREED that America should have freedom.

    Ordained by GOD and strengthend by HIS hand we will smite all those who threaten our Freedom, or who don’t wish to be free, or, even those who we judge to be not-free-enough. you know the kind I mean.

    Anyway, we are free because GOD made us be free. CAN YOU GET THAT?

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 10, 2007 @ 10:58 pm | Reply

  34. Comment by AC — December 10, 2007 @ 7:56 pm

    so, two-way socket, you don’t deny the truth. smart move. If you did we would have to get into the details.

    Just swear on a KJV that you will STOP your perversions and get on the one true path. Say it and Get Saved ™ brother.

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 10, 2007 @ 11:01 pm | Reply

  35. Marty, you’re in for a treat. You are about to be hit with a blast from the past, courtesy of Captain America. the following is a speech he gave to ignorant americans, after they were deceived by a nazi impersonating the Cap, back in the 1940s. CA promptly knocked the stuffing out of the guy, then said this: “You were told by this man- your hero- that america is the greatest country in the world. he told you that americans were the greatest people- that america could be refined like silver, could have the impurities hammered out of it, and shine more brightly! he went on about how precious america was- how you needed to make sure it remained great! and he told you anything was justified to preserve that great treasure, that pearl of great price that is america! well, i say america is nothing! without its ideals- without its commitment to the freedom of all men, america is a piece of trash! a nation is nothing! a flag is a piece of cloth!
    I fought Adolf Hitler not because America was great, but because it was fragile! I knew that liberty could as easily be snuffed out here as in Nazi Germany! As a people, we’re no different from them! And the only reason you’re not less than anything, is that it’s still possible for you to bring freedom back to America!”
    still not convinced that all people are entitled to be free? how about the pledge of Allegiance?
    I pledge allegiance to the Flag
    of the United States of America,
    and to the Republic for which it stands,
    one Nation under God, indivisible,
    with liberty and justice for all.
    STILL not convinced? okay, how about the inscription on the Statue of Liberty?
    Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me
    ,
    I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
    America stands for freedom. It doesn’t matter who they are, what they worship, where they’re from, or any of that. America gives every person an equal chance because, like it or not, that’s what this great nation was founded on. if anyone wants to take that from our country, they’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 12:02 am | Reply

  36. forgot to mention, the link on my name connects to the original comic page in the post above

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 12:06 am | Reply

  37. McPain –

    I’m pretty sure a child molester like yourself should not be talking about two-way sockets. Or are you just a retired wrestler with one too many blows to the head?

    Comment by AC — December 11, 2007 @ 1:25 am | Reply

  38. “Science tells us that all beliefs, morality, and emotion are meaningless”

    This is not true. Science tells us that things which can be observed through the senses must be true, whereas other things which can be neither proven nor disproven (such as the existence of God) might be true. If science is false, then quick! Everyone stop believing that the sky is blue, that blood runs through our veins, and that prisms make rainbows out of white light! Even though all of us have observed clear evidence of all those things, believing physical evidence is apparently Satanic now!

    As for the alleged “War” on Christmas, I’m going to tell you what I tell everyone. When I say “Merry Christmas,” I mean that I want December 25th to be a safe and enjoyable day for you, whether you celebrate Our Lord’s birth on that day or not. Conversely, when I say “Happy Holidays,” I mean that I want the dates of every holiday celebrated by anyone at this time of year: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Yule, New Year’s Day, and on some years Ramadan, to be safe and enjoyable for that person. I use “Happy Holidays” because:
    1. I do not know which holiday(s) a stranger celebrates, and I want to cover all the bases; and
    2. Wishing them that all those holidays, individually, be happy for them would take far too long.

    “Happy Holidays” implies “Merry Christmas” because Christmas is a holiday.

    “Yes, He is. True Science. Not Darwinism, Copernicanism, Marxism, phrenology, biology, or any of the other laughable pseudosciences crammed down our childrens’ throats with our tax dollars in our schools.

    “Jesus = Liberal
    Saint Nick = Liberal”

    When you blaspheme like this, you only make it worse for yourself.”

    Phrenology hasn’t even been taken seriously, much less taught, since the 1890’s. If it is even mentioned in the classroom at all, it is in passing, like this: “Person X said this because in those days, a pseudo-science called phrenology, which claimed that the shape of one’s skull indicated one’s personality, was in vogue at the time. This idea never had any evidence to support it, and did not last more than a decade or so.”

    You’re right, Sisyphus! After all, conservatives believe in giving everything one has to those less fortunate, being nice to people even after they’ve done you extreme bodily harm and spread wild rumors about you, and constantly clash with religious authority all the time, don’t they?

    By the way, Mr. Smarty-Pants, that last paragraph was sarcasm, in case you missed it.

    “You won’t be laughing when I attach the DC to your PP and get you some Christian Love. You won’t be laughing you’ll be screaming.”

    That has to be the most perverted sex act I’ve ever heard of. Also, the Holy Spirit is not an “imp.” Calling Him one is the greatest form of blasphemy I’ve ever heard, as imps are generally demonic creatures.

    EB, you are the greatest patriot I’ve ever known to say those stirring words, and I wish I knew where you lived just so I could give you a big bear hug for that. Very well said, sir! *applauds*

    Comment by L — December 11, 2007 @ 8:04 am | Reply

  39. Thank you, I live in Austin. Drop by anytime. [takes a bow]

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 8:22 am | Reply

  40. I would if I had gas money.😄 I live in a state famous for the Civil Rights Movement of the 1960’s.

    But back to the insanity:

    “Yet again, baby Jesus is recrucified on the altar of….”

    Christ was not crucified as a baby. He was crucified as an adult. Also, the religion is called “Islam” and the people who practice it, “Muslims.” “Islamism” is redundant.

    Also, your picture of Santa kneeling at the manger is highly inaccurate because St. Nicholas lived in Turkey 500 years after Christ. Also, he was a Catholic bishop, and therefore should be wearing red robes and holding a mitre (shepherd’s crook), not decked out in that ridiculous fur attire.

    Comment by L — December 11, 2007 @ 8:54 am | Reply

  41. Oh crud sorry. The mitre is the hat. I meant to say crosier. But St. Nicholas would have worn a mitre, as a Catholic bishop.

    Comment by L — December 11, 2007 @ 8:56 am | Reply

  42. You’re insane, L. Santa wears fur because he lives at the North Pole and travels in the dead of winter. Church attire is less appropriate for such nocturnal treks.

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 11, 2007 @ 9:20 am | Reply

  43. The name Santa Claus is derived from the Dutch “Sinterklaas,” meaning “Saint Nicholas.” Look up St. Nicholas in any encyclopedia and you can learn the true story. Even Wikipedia, for once, has it right. Also, why are you insisting that a saint from Myra, in Turkey, lives at the North Pole, in the middle of the Arctic Ocean? There isn’t even land at the North Pole, Sisyphus–people have been there and checked. It’s all one big sheet of ice, with ocean directly underneath. Ice is not a safe foundation material.

    Also, according to the Emily Dickinson definition, you are the crazy one:
    ‘Tis the Majority
    In this–as all–prevail;
    Assent–and you are Sane;
    Demur–you’re straightway Dangerous
    And handled with a Chain–

    Comment by L — December 11, 2007 @ 9:51 am | Reply

  44. Santa lives at the North Pole, L. I don’t trust scientists or others in the employ of leftist think tanks.

    Your doggerel of a poem makes no sense whatsoever, BTW.

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 11, 2007 @ 9:55 am | Reply

  45. OBJECTION! Santa wearing his famous red outfit as a result of the Coca Cola’s company’s commercials way way back. Our modern day Santa is the spawn of corporate advertising.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 9:56 am | Reply

  46. “courtesy of Captain America” – Bony

    who? the man who was stripped of his title when he when insane? The pervert who had to be killed to prevent him from molesting children? The commie spy who tried to undermine the Allied War Effort in WWII?

    This is a man that you make into a god and sacrifice small animals to? HEATHEN!

    “That has to be the most perverted sex act I’ve ever heard of: – L

    You always seem to have sex on your mind. You should pray for guidance in your sorry life. Nothing I said had anything to do with sex.

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 11, 2007 @ 10:12 am | Reply

  47. “Ask Bush why so many childrens mothers and fathers will be missing yet another Christmas thanks to the Iraq debacle then tell me who hates Christmas more. Or even tell these same children that their parents died in an unjustifiable failure based on lies, treason, cover ups and war crimes then wish them a Merry Christmas Psykkkeout.”

    Comment by spacebrother — December 10, 2007 @ 9:20 pm

    “spambrother, give me a link to these poor tykes and I’ll thank them for the sacrifice they have made. I doubt they’ll be on your side though. Most service families respect and support the mission, unlike blame-America-firsters like yourself.

    Light up another joint and curse America. It’ll make you feel better. That’s all that matters to worthless libs like you.

    And you’ve drifted way off topic, as usual. This post is about how liberals hate Saint Nick, in case you were too blotto to notice.”

    Comment by Psycheout — December 10, 2007 @ 9:35 pm

    Actually I was completely on subject. Bush, the Republicans and the outer fringe KKKoolade KKKooKKK KKKlub patrol has done more harm to Christmas than anyone else.

    About drugs (not on topic but since you brought it up), don’t use ’em, never have, never will. I’m sure you use drugs though. Anyone with paranoid dillusional schizophrenic leanings who thinks Liberals are out to kill Christmas and hate Santa must be hopped up on dope or clinicly insane. You might want to pay a visit to your local psychiatric facility Psycho.

    About sacrifices, if you think the war is justified, why have’nt you enlisted coward. Strap on a gun and spend several tours over 3/4 years away from your family because liar Bush convinced you that they have WMDs and are linked to 9/11. You have nothing to talk about if you are’nt enlisted. Also, more troops/veterans/heroes are going public with their disgust at their ill treatment from KKKooKKKy KKKoolade Loving outer fringe Bush Monkkkeys than you’ll ever admit or acknowledge.

    Join the military and go to Iraq, then you’ll have earned the right to support your KKKooKKK fringes lies.

    About blame, nobodies blaming America. Thats only your paranoia and schizophrenia clouding reality that it’s Bush’s fault, not America’s.

    Show me links and direct proof that most military families support the *cough lies* mission. Numbers? Graphs? Surveys? Direct testimony??????

    You ain’t got nothin’ to back up your dillusional claims so give it up Psychosis.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 11, 2007 @ 10:39 am | Reply

  48. “McPain –

    I’m pretty sure a child molester like yourself should not be talking about two-way sockets. Or are you just a retired wrestler with one too many blows to the head?”

    Comment by AC — December 11, 2007 @ 1:25 am

    McCheese is a pedo.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 11, 2007 @ 10:41 am | Reply

  49. “who? the man who was stripped of his title when he when insane? The pervert who had to be killed to prevent him from molesting children? The commie spy who tried to undermine the Allied War Effort in WWII?”
    He wasn’t stripped of his title, EVER. At one point he was frozen in ice in the Arctic Circle, but the original Steve Rodgers never got demoted. He didn’t molest kids, and he wasn’t a commie spy. you’ve been reading the wrong comics, Marty. or, more likely, you haven’t read them at all, and are just feigning your knowledge, like you do with the bible.
    and you don’t have anything to say about the pledge or the statue? guess you just can’t argue with it, so you’re avoiding it. big flippin’ surprise.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 10:51 am | Reply

  50. Science is a faith like any other. Unlike the rest of the faiths, science is being forced on us by secular humanist goosesteppers.

    Personally, I think that the North Pole was at one time the Garden of Eden. Santa remains a symbol of God’s hope that the Garden may be restored.

    I know this is off topic, but I can’t find anywhere else to put this. Anyways, I am convinced all the ‘animals’ found at the South Pole were created by ‘scientists’ in their mothers’ basements. Penguins, for example, are clearly being propagated through liberal secular filth such as ‘Happy Feet’ and ‘March of the Penguins’. They seem like nothing more than a scam for toy companies to make money off gullible Christians and idiotic atheists/agnostics/neopagans/deists.

    Comment by bobcorker — December 11, 2007 @ 7:08 pm | Reply

  51. Bobcock, what’s this you’re saying about the south pole?, your planet doesn’t have a south pole, it has a south ring.

    Comment by Arn — December 11, 2007 @ 7:16 pm | Reply

  52. “Bobcock, what’s this you’re saying about the south pole?”

    Oops, I forgot to put that in quotes. Shame on me.

    Comment by bobcorker — December 11, 2007 @ 7:17 pm | Reply

  53. “I know this is off topic, but I can’t find anywhere else to put this. Anyways, I am convinced all the ‘animals’ found at the South Pole were created by ’scientists’ in their mothers’ basements. Penguins, for example, are clearly being propagated through liberal secular filth such as ‘Happy Feet’ and ‘March of the Penguins’. They seem like nothing more than a scam for toy companies to make money off gullible Christians and idiotic atheists/agnostics/neopagans/deists.”

    That’s an excellent point, Bob!

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 11, 2007 @ 7:20 pm | Reply

  54. “I know this is off topic, but I can’t find anywhere else to put this…”
    Then write it down elsewhere, and post it when the time is appropriate. I know I’m also guilty of irrelevant postings, but I’m making an effort.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 11, 2007 @ 10:23 pm | Reply

  55. Bobcock, what’s this you’re saying about the south pole?, your planet doesn’t have a south pole, it has a south ring.

    Comment by Arn — December 11, 2007 @ 7:16 pm

    “Bobcock, what’s this you’re saying about the south pole?”

    Oops, I forgot to put that in quotes. Shame on me.

    Comment by bobcorker — December 11, 2007 @ 7:17 pm

    This is’nt the same Bobcock or KKKorkkker. The regular KKKorkkker would normally go on a racist tirade. Not the same KKKorkkker. This isn’t the man that I so desperately love.

    Comment by spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 4:00 am | Reply

  56. unaltered po9st should read……

    This is’nt the same Bobcock or KKKorkkker. The regular KKKorkkker would normally go on a racist tirade. Not the same KKKorkkker.

    Comment by spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 4:00 am

    Edmonkey will probably fling more of his poo all over my unedited/unaltered responses.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 12, 2007 @ 10:33 am | Reply

  57. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
    MAY MANY BLESSINGS BE UPON YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!!!

    See, I’m not bleeding from orifices or dying, and I’m a liberal.

    F.Y.I. The term “holiday season” indicates the MANY holidays, such as New Years. Surely you believe in that, unless you think Calendars are evil too.

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — December 13, 2007 @ 12:24 pm | Reply

  58. […] While I’m at it, I guess this thread becomes my official “War on Christmas” depot by default, where I track evidence that there is a organized movement to destroy Santa. […]

    Pingback by “Merry Christmas” When It Ain’t Christmas « ChenZhen’s Chamber — December 13, 2007 @ 9:21 pm | Reply

  59. “Santa lives at the North Pole, L. I don’t trust scientists or others in the employ of leftist think tanks.

    Your doggerel of a poem makes no sense whatsoever, BTW.”

    Comment by Sisyphus

    Basically, it says that the majority determines what is and is not sane behavior. If you agree with the majority, you are viewed as a sane, upright pillar of society. If you disagree, you’re viewed as a dangerous lunatic “and handled with a Chain.” Not a difficult poem to understand.

    And for the hundredth time, St. Nicholas has never been to the North Pole. He was born in Turkey, traveled to Greece and other Mediterranean countries, and his bones now rest in a church in Italy. None of those places are the North Pole.

    Also, before the North Pole became the “official” abode of the secular “Santa Claus,” such bizarre locations as the moon were suggested for Santa’s home. Letters to Santa are currently received and replied to at the Post Office in North Pole, Alaska, which is not actually located at the geographical North Pole.

    St. Nicholas is real. Santa Claus is a secular lie created to get people to spend money on the latest toys. Most sane adults do not believe in Santa Claus, only in the original St. Nicholas and his message of love and generosity.

    “You always seem to have sex on your mind. You should pray for guidance in your sorry life. Nothing I said had anything to do with sex.”

    Comment by Marty McPain

    I’m not the one who talked about strapping batteries to someone’s “peepee.” You are. Generally, things involving that organ are considered sex acts (except of course for urination, which is a necessary means of removing waste chemicals such as ammonia from the body).

    “Science is a faith like any other. Unlike the rest of the faiths, science is being forced on us by secular humanist goosesteppers.”

    I will say it again: Faith, by definition, is believing things for which one has no physical evidence. “Blessed are they who have not seen, yet believed” as Christ once said. We can’t see Him in the flesh on this earth (not until the Resurrection at the End of Days, anyway), so our belief that He rose from the dead is entirely based on faith.

    Science, by definition, is using physical evidence to learn about the world. What is wrong about wanting to know more about the universe God created for us to inhabit? Or trying to take care of people’s physical needs, so they have more time to focus on the spiritual?

    “I am convinced all the ‘animals’ found at the South Pole were created by ’scientists’ in their mothers’ basements.”

    Bob, go to any zoo. Penguins are an example that God can create life to survive anywhere, even in a frozen wasteland. They do exist, I have seen them personally. Are you going to tell us lions don’t exist next?

    Comment by L — December 14, 2007 @ 11:34 am | Reply


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