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December 6, 2007

Take THAT, Ford Drivers!

No FordGod has only begun to requite you:

Ford Motor Co. said Thursday it is recalling 1.17 million trucks, sport utility vehicles and vans to fix an engine sensor that could lead to engine stalling.

The recalled vehicles are all from the 1997-2003 model years with 7.3 liter diesel engines, including the Ford E-Series van, Excursion full-size sport utility vehicle, and F-450 Super Duty and F-550 Super Duty trucks.

That’s what you get for driving a vehicle from a treefrog trade unionist company that cavorts with sodomites. You will die, you will burn in Hell, and decent Americans driving decent Christian-made cars will speed past your final resting place on their way to church every day, not even noticing.

Good riddance to those enabling the homosexual/trade unionist agenda. Good riddance to them all. The sooner Ford joins its Nazi trade unionist founder in Hell, the better for all of us.

God be praised!

26 Comments »

  1. I can’t recall when Ford was not an abomination. Remember the explode-on-impact feature of the Ford Pinto?

    So for six years Ford installed faulty parts into their “trucks” and vans. Nothing like pushing your union made cart around town, eh? Nice work, folks.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 6, 2007 @ 3:18 pm | Reply

  2. I prefer the Dodge Ram, myself. Ford had an opportunity to build the minivan, they fired the guy. The godly Chrysler company, however, knew a good idea when they saw one. Now, Ford is finally quitting their idiot Freestar minivan, while the Town & Country/Dodge Caravan sell more than any other brand. Best of all, Chrysler has broken ties with the Germans now! The only useful thing Germans have invented in the 21st century is the HEMI, and that was with some American assistance.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 6, 2007 @ 3:26 pm | Reply

  3. Did I mention the Ford Explorer’s tipover rate? It’s pretty pathetic.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 6, 2007 @ 4:25 pm | Reply

  4. no kidding, i drive a ford explorer. gotta make turns carefully on that hulking behemoth. i’d like a more energy-efficient car, since gas isn’t going to get cheaper.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 6, 2007 @ 4:51 pm | Reply

  5. Elephant Bones @no kidding, i drive a ford explorer.

    And you dare call yourself a Christian.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — December 6, 2007 @ 5:31 pm | Reply

  6. “And you dare call yourself a Christian.”
    I dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more is none. Macbeth, Act I, Scene VII
    I dare just as much as you, BJ. If what you say about Ford is true, God must be a real car fanatic; why else would he judge people solely based on their mode of transportation? what do you drive, anyway?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 6, 2007 @ 5:58 pm | Reply

  7. Ok, way out on another cracking limb here. Every auto manufacturer in the world has had to issue recalls due to safety hazards. Anyone remember the Hyundai recall for the double whammy, sticking throttle and malfunctioning brakes? Or the Chevy recalls for nonworking airbags and faulty crank sensors. Just name any car company and I can name several recalls. Christian made autos is just a stupid statement, would you like to verify that statement somehow? Of course not, because you can’t.

    Comment by Arn — December 6, 2007 @ 6:26 pm | Reply

  8. Elephant Bones, does it have stability control?

    Comment by bobcorker — December 6, 2007 @ 9:01 pm | Reply

  9. i don’t know, fake bob. i don’t know a lot about the mechanics of a car

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 6, 2007 @ 9:54 pm | Reply

  10. EB, that’s really me. I just decided to get an avatar, and WordPress is being too retarded to allow me to put a backslash in my name like a good Christian should. But basically, it’s the system that stops you from skidding (many high end sports cars have an option for this to be turned off, since you can’t slide in the turns).

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 6, 2007 @ 10:00 pm | Reply

  11. Ah, why not just use a space, rather than a / or _? I live in Texas, so the weather is rarely bad enough that it needs stability control.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 6, 2007 @ 11:10 pm | Reply

  12. i drive a suzuki swift and i think it’s the best car a good christian can ever drive yaay!
    almost 20 km on a liter. That must be good for our planet.

    Comment by oliesjeik — December 7, 2007 @ 2:45 am | Reply

  13. Hey oliesjeik, je bent net op de grootste site met mafketels van deze planeet beland.

    Comment by Moxom — December 7, 2007 @ 6:10 am | Reply

  14. Wow…

    I guess I should be grateful (PRAISE THE LAWD!) for religious nuts like you. More fuel for the fire, as it is. Keep up the good work, you make the jobs of anyone who wants to criticize organized religion that much easier. Thanks!

    Comment by Ben — December 7, 2007 @ 9:35 am | Reply

  15. Chevy’s are better.

    Ford = F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge

    Oh yeah, people who hate unions would rather give American jobs to Mexico and China.

    Anti Union = pro NAFTA/CAFTA/WTO and open borders.

    [Ed Note: That stands for “forked,” right? Because otherwise you’d need a time out.]

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 7, 2007 @ 11:01 am | Reply

  16. Anyone who drives a vehicle constructed by Sodomite-lovers ought to be drawn and quartered. They make the homosexual agenda possible, and homosexuality is destroying America.

    Comment by Marcia P. — December 7, 2007 @ 12:00 pm | Reply

  17. who drives a vehicle constructed by Sodomite-lovers ought to be drawn and quartered. They make the homosexual agenda possible, and homosexuality is destroying America.

    Comment by Marcia P. — December 7, 2007 @ 12:00 pm

    Ugh. Can we go just one topic without making a reference to homosexuals?

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — December 7, 2007 @ 12:35 pm | Reply

  18. Marcia PeePee must be another Log Cabin Republican like BJ Hellboy.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 7, 2007 @ 2:05 pm | Reply

  19. Marcia P.,

    I was of the belief that extremism, a poor economy, and a costly war were what was destroying America.

    But, I guess it was my driving a Ford. In Canada. While having anal sex with another man. On a Bible.

    Comment by Ben — December 7, 2007 @ 3:13 pm | Reply

  20. To Marcia P. Does that mean my dad’s gay b/c something he makes ends up in a ford?

    Comment by jimsey — December 7, 2007 @ 3:16 pm | Reply

  21. “Ugh. Can we go just one topic without making a reference to homosexuals?”

    Homosexuals were what makes Ford evil. I don’t agree with Marcia’s conclusions, but you have to admit that she stayed on topic.

    Comment by Sisyphus — December 7, 2007 @ 8:52 pm | Reply

  22. What was that one commandment again….something along the lines of “love thy neighbor. (but only if he has the same beliefs, convictions, sexual preference, and political party, skin tone, nationality…continued on stone tablet number 2)”

    Yeah, I think it’s something like that.

    Comment by Humberto — December 8, 2007 @ 3:17 am | Reply

  23. Wow. I remember Ford withdrawing its advertising and sponsorship from an event when they learned that homosexuals were involved. Such intolerance is why I haven’t driven a Ford lately, and don’t plan to.

    “Now, Ford is finally quitting their idiot Freestar minivan, while the Town & Country/Dodge Caravan sell more than any other brand.”

    My mother had a Caravan once. It was a total lemon–the brakes were shot, the seats rattled, and the “Check Brakes” indicator light even broke before we knew we had brake problems! Car companies are the one American industry that has fallen far behind its foreign competitors. If there were more American start-ups and fewer restrictions on competition, we could regain our auto-supremacy.

    “WordPress is being too retarded to allow me to put a backslash in my name like a good Christian should.”

    Insulting the mentally disabled isn’t very Christian.

    “Anyone who drives a vehicle constructed by Sodomite-lovers ought to be drawn and quartered. They make the homosexual agenda possible, and homosexuality is destroying America.”

    Comment by Marcia P.

    As I just pointed out, Ford drivers are sodomy-HATERS. There was a news story about it a year or two ago–I’ll give the details after I dig through my archives a bit.

    Comment by L — December 8, 2007 @ 11:32 am | Reply

  24. Marcia, execute the sodomists, not the Ford drivers. Their company will go down in flames when they see that their Explorers flip like a gymnist.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 8, 2007 @ 2:38 pm | Reply

  25. From an article dated December 2005:

    “After secret meetings with the right-wing American Family Association (AFA), Ford Motor Company agreed to pull its advertising from gay publications and cease sponsoring gay events in order to avoid a threatened boycott.
    […]
    When the AFA successfully attacks gay rights, it only emboldens their attacks on straight rights. So gay or straight, the AFA is your enemy.

    What can you do? Call Ford dealers in your area and let them know you won’t be buying a Ford after this. […] And while you’ve got ’em on the phone, ask them what Ford was so afraid of. The AFA’s boycott of Disney was called off after nine years because it wasn’t working. […] But what did Ford do when the AFA threatened them? The “Built Ford Tough” boys collapsed into a puddle. “Ford Puff” needs to hear from people who won’t buy cars from companies that cave in to right-wing hatemongers. And when your local Ford dealer tells you that he didn’t make this decision, tell him they had better yell at Ford HQ and get this decision reversed. Microsoft caved to right-wing Christian bullies, and then reversed itself. Ford can too.”

    Comment by L — December 8, 2007 @ 7:34 pm | Reply


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