At the insistence of rabid anime fans, who obviously need to be nuked from orbit, I have continued my quest to find anime that isn’t thoroughly worthless and disgusting. I am looking into a supposed kid friendly anime that chronicles the adventures of a third grade girl in a typical Japanese school. Needless to say KnJ appears to be nothing more than a collection of breast and panty jokes that would make Nabakov’s Lolita blush.
Naturally the object of the young girl’s affections is her male teacher (who gets his first kiss from the horrid and unnaturally horny young strumpet). You might even say that this young waif is hot for teacher. I’m not so sure that I want to write up a review of this anime which is 100 times worser than Magical Naked Girl Nanoha. But I do think that American parents should snap any Kodomo no Jikan DVDs they find in their child’s collection in half, along with any Nintendo DS porno systems they discover during the search.
Here’s the first revolting episode. Kids, please don’t watch this filth. This is one for your parents only.
What I do find interesting is the ongoing reference to Satan’s familiar, the cat. The main character, Lolita Rin, has the facial expressions of a cat, and one of her friends, obviously a lesbian (think about that, folks: a third grader who’s a dyke) is seen wearing cat ears and a tail (obviously to appeal to perfurted furries) in a later episode. The subliminals are hard to miss.
Yet further proof that anime is an evil that needs to be banned around the world. As far as I am concerned, “Kodomo no Jikan” translates to “Child of the Devil.” It becomes more clear with each episode. Two big thumbs down from Jesus Himself.
— Psycheout, intrepid anime reporter