One would have to be blind not to see that many things are not going well for America right now. Morality is decaying, with many Americans preferring that Sodomites be allowed to marry their dogs than face incarceration. The economy is a shambles; over 25% of our paychecks go to Socialist welfare programs for the elderly, disabled, and generally worthless. Terrorist scum like Osama Bin Laden remain unslain, despite valiant and heroic efforts by our current leaders to apprehend them.
Moonbats would have you believe that the onus for these problems lies at the feet of our President, George Bush. But a true assessment of the facts of recent history leads one to an inescapable conclusion: it’s all Clinton’s fault.
Clinton allowed sodomy to fester in this country, like a cancer gestating in the womb. Clinton raised taxes, which brought us the wonderful economic downturn we’ve enjoyed ever since (Bush’s tax cuts have staved off worse repercussions, but haven’t pulled us out of the hole yet). Clinton failed to kill Osama Bin Laden, despite 8 years of time and a much easier shot at him than Bush has enjoyed. His wife is even worse; just ask the Democrats, who are even now savaging her.
The real effects of Clinton’s reign are intangible to the irreligious, though. The man was a rapist and a murderer. He murdered Vince Foster, probably in the Lincoln Bedroom. Who knows how many times he raped women?
God does not tolerate sin and iniquity. He split the kingdom of Israel because King Solomon frolicked with pagan women and worshipped their phony idols; He punishes America because we suffered a raping murderer to linger in power. If his wife takes over, God will destroy us all.
We must do our duty as patriotic taxpaying Americans to take every legal measure to ensure Hillary Rodham Clinton does not attain power. Should she do so, her husband will kill again. She will, too. Her first victim will be American Christianity. After that, America will not be spared. Whatever leftish enclaves survive, God will place into the hands of our adversaries to destroy.
Patriotic Americans shudder at the prospect of a return of the Clintons. Patriotic Americans worship God, and know that He knows best for us. That is why we do our part to write in Brownback as President. Brownback is the only one who can save this country from its own damnation.