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December 3, 2007

Mittens Set To Chat Up Mormonism

Filed under: Campaign 2008,Mitt Romney,Mormonism,RINOs — Psycheout @ 9:26 am
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Mitt Romney, MuppetizedOn Thursday, Mitt Romney, the slick chameleon, will attempt to more channel JFK than Reagan by trying to calm concerned folk about his Mormon faith.  He will attempt to sound like Jesus while parroting Joseph Smith.  And, for anyone other than his cheering fan section, the speech will fail to propel him towards the once thought inevitable nomination.

There is only one reason that this speech is being made now.  Well two, really.  Mike Huckabee and Iowa.  Will Mitt Romney be able to convince Iowan evangelicals that Mormonism is Christian and that it’s not a cult?  Sadly, no.  Wait, what am I saying?  Happily, no!  Go-o-o-o, Mittster!  “The speech,” as it’s being called, may well spell the beginning of the end for the Romney campaign.  Good.

For more detailed analysis, see Mitt Romney Rolls the Dice.

— Psycheout

14 Comments »

  1. We’re going to have to execute him for treason within a week of him taking office if he does win.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 3, 2007 @ 3:52 pm | Reply

  2. Take some opium and chill out, Bob. You are beeing stressed again.

    Comment by Moxom — December 3, 2007 @ 3:55 pm | Reply

  3. more detailed analysis,,, at b4c? as usual, you’re kidding again right?

    Comment by Arn — December 3, 2007 @ 5:51 pm | Reply

  4. It’s not till Thursday? Good grief. I’m thinking he’s betting on the hype of “The Speech” to pay better dividends than “The Speech” itself.

    Comment by ChenZhen — December 3, 2007 @ 6:00 pm | Reply

  5. well, it worked for video games Manhunt 2 and 20 to Life. the hype far outweighed the game, which got poor ratings. commentary from influential gamers for your convenience.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 3, 2007 @ 8:49 pm | Reply

  6. Did I miss something? Like, maybe, the fact that JFK was the only Catholic president in the enitre history of the United States?

    If you’re going to split the religious community into Us and Them, at least pick lines that aren’t based on the arbitrary measure of “People I Agree with 100%” and “People I Disagree With, Even Just Slightly.”

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — December 4, 2007 @ 9:41 am | Reply

  7. Did I miss something? Like, maybe, the fact that JFK was the only Catholic president in the enitre history of the United States?

    Yes, so far he is the only pagan to be elected, but we did have two Quaker cultists, Herbert Hoover and Nixon. You can see how well that turned out.

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 4, 2007 @ 11:01 am | Reply

  8. “Did I miss something? Like, maybe, the fact that JFK was the only Catholic president in the enitre history of the United States?

    Yes, so far he is the only pagan to be elected, but we did have two Quaker cultists, Herbert Hoover and Nixon. You can see how well that turned out.”

    Comment by Stinky McCheese — December 4, 2007 @ 11:01 am

    C’mon admit it, you want to tie up Nixon and beat him with your vibrating iron sausage.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 4, 2007 @ 11:22 am | Reply

  9. “vibrating iron [thinggy]
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    ah, spacebrother, you fill me with glee.

    Nixon and Hoover were Republican, Marty. What have you to say about that?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 4, 2007 @ 9:07 pm | Reply

  10. Jimmy Carter was an Odinist.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 4, 2007 @ 9:10 pm | Reply

  11. Bob, do you mean Norse Reconstructionist? Or are you just pulling random letters out of thin air and hoping you get an actual word?

    “Yes, so far he is the only pagan to be elected”

    Hey, genius, I said Catholic. John F. Kennedy was a cradle Catholic. Do some research before you make a complete and utter fool of yourself. A fourth-grader could do a better job at seeking honest, unbiased news sources than this entire blog put together.

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — December 4, 2007 @ 10:24 pm | Reply

  12. Nope, Odinist. The religion the Christian Identity people are switching over to because Christianity isn’t ‘racist’ enough for them. They were destined to burn in hell since the beginning, though, so it makes no difference to me.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 4, 2007 @ 10:31 pm | Reply

  13. If Christianity ain’t racist enough, try KKKorKKKerism.

    Comment by Moxom — December 5, 2007 @ 2:57 pm | Reply

  14. Oh my land, I just now noticed that picture. I never realized it, but Mitt Romney DOES look just like Guy Smiley. That’s hysterical!!!

    Comment by Lyssie — December 6, 2007 @ 10:44 am | Reply


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